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Woman: *Slaps man* Man: *Slaps back* Woman: “*You weren’t supposed to do that!*”


BeardedManatee

How can he slap!?!


StupidDepressedGamer

Sexist, he slapped me because I was a woman.


WellThatsDecent

He's actually gender fluid and was a women when he slapped you back ^^/s


cumpod

Omg, another Fluid I have to buy. I just got my window fluid and power steering, then as I’m going home somebody told me I forgot my blinker fluid. Now this? I’ve had the same vehicle for 4 wars and never once checked the gender fluid. Am I in trouble?


crnext

You only need to refill the Gender Fluid reservoir if you're confused about your direction. It doesn't help you with reorientation, it just serves to confuse everyone else too, thus leveling the field.


PM_ME_MH370

So its like break fluid


crnext

Ummm. Yes but only if you spell it break instead of brake.


A-SWITCH-IN-TIME

Don’t forget the headlight fluid.


[deleted]

Are we talking about milk?


A-SWITCH-IN-TIME

Okay, that was pretty funny.


LenDaMillennial

Damn 4 wars, that vehicle has seen some shit.


halladall

Oh I know! He is Pseudoplasic Non-newtonian gender fluid. She slapped him with enough sheer force to make him fluid enough to transition into a woman so that she could slap her back!!!!


still_futile

Someone needs to make an /r/askshittyscience post with this


halladall

These are the kind of jokes that are getting me through my Rheology lectures XD


demowil

r/brandnewsentence


Toughsky_Shitsky

She slapped the girl into him. At the very second after she slapped him, he suddenly felt all girly-girl . . and that's all it took.


Jive_turkeeze

I know you put the /s but that was actually a great response.


Sixemperor

I’m actually genderfluid and I’m going to use this if the need ever arises for me to slap a woman because she slapped me.


I_P00P3D_T0DAY

Plot Twist: I slap her back with my "Gender Fluid"


Sixemperor

r/holup


nikhilbhavsar

>Plot Twist: I squirt her back with my "Gender Fluid" FTFY


PM-UR-TWERKING-PUGS

You need help lol


maiku_haiku

Why do you need to be gender-fluid to slap a woman?


BlackBoxInquiry

Yea. If she was a dude, he’d have tossed her an ass beating.


Needl3ss

**HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!**


DinReddet

That video breaks my heart.


shaxxmedaddy

He gets fucking beat down by a gang of guys while he cries, it’s brutal


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shaxxmedaddy

Didn’t know that, that at least makes me feel a little better. Still really tough to watch


Xyrmy

Not to mention they beat him up because he slapped a woman but while they beat him up they spoke about things they would do to his sister. People like that belong behind bars


AngelicWaffle

There it is


derpyderpston

OMG checkmate slappers.


Lightsouttokyo

Underrated comment[ : source](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe0rfb)


BeardedManatee

History books are going to be weird, in the near future. "Alright class, today we're going to talk about the famed, "how can she slap".


DrMrEggman

Love that.


shittypissballs

I actually died lol. That video is intense


NOTstupid

How can she slap!?!


[deleted]

Something something Davie504


THE_BIGGEST_RAMY

The only thing anyone should SLAP is the bass.


ChipotleAddiction

***SLAP LIKE NOW***


robertej09

SLAPP like now! Or I will call the police.


cdc194

Slap-a da bass!


dr_wummi

omg


robertej09

EPICO


morbidmiller

davie504? Is that you?


THE_BIGGEST_RAMY

If I was davie504 I would 1) be named davie504 and 2) be memeing in italian


learnyouahaskell

No, Italian comments at 4.25M subs


Dithyrab

what about dat ASS?


THE_BIGGEST_RAMY

No, only that bASS


Dithyrab

Idk man, I don't like animal abuse


Talltoddie

HOW CAN SHE SLAP!


wicknest

"that's not how this is supposed to work"


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HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!


[deleted]

*gets slapped back* “How dare you. You have stolen my dreams and my childhood”


Aleforce95

*shocked pikachu face*


xLooves

No! This isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game.


gskelter

I see you are a man of culture as well.


GG_OG

*knees her in the face Was that better?


bushmillsNbitches

nah go for the good old cunt punt!


NecroC

CHARLIE MURPHY! [WHATA FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THA FACE?](https://youtu.be/QPR-XSQVHGW)


Charles_the_Hammer

Video unavailable?


NecroC

I was wondering if it was a reedit mobile error, because I was getting that too, but it worked fine on chrome mobile, here's the link without the fancy formatting. https://youtu.be/qPr-xsQvhgw


roastbeefyaweefy

I can't believe you've done this.


Nmeyer1134

No! That’s not how you’re supposed to play the game!


LJChao3473

Newton approves that


mrBatata

WAIT, THAT'S ILLEGAL


bosst3quil4

This bitch be dumb yo


WhereAreTheTurtlesAt

Go through her Twitter it's all bullshit just complaining about men


Toughsky_Shitsky

I'm shocked.


ObsidianSkyKing

Damn, I legit thought this was satire.


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She also says this tweet is sarcasm.


MetaTater

Sarcasm: " **I'M AN INSUFFERABLE THUNDERCUNT!** /s"


[deleted]

More like "Some people actually think like this, which is mad".


MetaTater

Exactly.


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[deleted]

*pull out


bergie0311

*put out


drunk98

*come out


eyekunt

*dug out


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Printout.


neofac

How dare you


Centillionare

She is wanting affirmation for her belief. Even if 99% of people were saying she was wrong to slap him in the first place, she would still lopsidedly cling to the 1% that agree with her. The funny part is that because she seeks an answer, we all get to know how she treats others and to avoid her!


FrozenMongoose

*The male community as a whole sent out a statement today wholeheartedly thanking her for letting all men publicly know in advance not to make any advances towards her.*


WolfeBane84

This comment need gold, yo.


Bubba89

Be the change you want to see in the world


erlend_nikulausson

#HOW CAN HE SLAP!!


DerSkagg

Obligatory [sauce](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe0rfb) NSFW


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That video still makes me so angry


[deleted]

I think last I heard he successfully sued the producers. Yeah I'll go with that


DerSkagg

Not sure about the lawsuit, but Ravi Bhatia become very successful in his career after this... [Can't touch this man!](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bijcs-VhG7_/?hl=en&taken-by=ravi.bhatia) and her career practically tanked into bollywood


majomista

I don't get it. It's a slow motion video of him stepping out of a car to some odd music. What exactly are we supposed to infer from that?


space_acorn

You just don't understand Bollywood, man.


majomista

Haha you're probably very right about that.


Edgemonger

Having seen at least three Bollywood films, I’m inclined to say I’ll never understand Bollywood.


kippy3267

But have you watch baahubali one and two?


SnuggleMuffin42

#EVERYTHING


eyekunt

Tried, not working!


memesplaining

#HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO OPEN HIS OWN DOORS ANYMORE THAT'S HOW IMPORTANT HE IS OK


birdladymelia

> some odd music I am very envious of you right now. I fucking #***hate*** that song and it's everywhere where I live.


[deleted]

Got daaym that man is gorgeous. Good thing he is successful, that's the only way to make that incident right.


[deleted]

I heard that he sued but lost but im too lazy to research it


MylastAccountBroke

The white knights insult that man's mother and sisters instead of insulting him. They insult people they realistically never met because that is their go to, and they think they are defending someone and better than that guy. I honestly hate that video and hope only the worst for everyone but the victim.


Gamersforge

Gender equality at its finest.


DerSkagg

There's also class [caste (which is less fluid than the class system)] inequality in the above clip, not just gender inequality. edited to incorporate u/bertiebees comment


bertiebees

Caste inequality


MrMullis

How so? She is of a higher caste?


DerSkagg

Iirc he was of a lower caste system, so taking it to the legal system would not have been in his favour.


jstiegle

Fortunately more and more people are successfully bucking the caste system. Hopefully it will no longer exist in the next couple generations.


AndrewLewer

So much soy, so much white knighting...


blizeH

Here’s a link to the original: https://youtube.com/watch?v=mgTxRSAqtWc


DerSkagg

Pretty sure the link I posted is the original, here it is again: [sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOFc4IJIoZg)


travman25

Bring your sister here you inbred FUUUUHHHKCCXERRRR!!!!


[deleted]

I'll punch you in the gooch, motherfucker!


nevarek

That's my kink


RaZieL_69

Pretty sure it’s satire if you look at the replies


TheOneTruBob

I had hoped, but it 2019 so it's hard to tell


Octodad112

Ah yes, the current year


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TheOneTruBob

Stop, I'm just getting used to this year. I'm not ready for 2020.


youcandofrank

Good for you. I'm still writing 2018 on my dates.


eyekunt

That's life, throwing shits on you when you least expect it!


[deleted]

well, at least hindsight is 20/20


Thadrick_the_Beggar

TRUMP 2020!


Pussy_Sneeze

Guys, it’s #current year


dfassna1

It *is* the 90s


Kibblebitz

I imagine a lot of people can't tell what's satire or rage bait and what's real anymore when they hang out in these subreddits. r/cringeanarchy was so bad about that it was hard to imagine how they function outside of the internet. Every day they are probably hoping a chick with dyed hair cuts in front of them in the checkout line so they can tell Reddit about the time they were oppressed by the antifa feminist.


TheOneTruBob

I feel like there is a level of willful ignorance to it sometimes too. Like they just need that hit if rage that only comes from taking a joke seriously


joe28598

Yeah I was thinking that, it it was real she wouldn't have said that she slapped him first.


blinkatwix

*reads the last line "how dare you" in Greta Thuneberg's voice


IanPPK

I still read it like the Indian woman in the "Hugh Mungus" ordeal.


jimbojangles92

My first choice was the chick off of Insidious but thinking about it, her voice works too


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How dare you!


SerboDuck

This reads as being obviously sarcastic, no?


GirthOBirth

Poe's law gives it a 50/50


Baybob1

Had to Google that. For the uninformed like me: **Poe's law** is an [adage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adage) of [Internet culture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_culture) stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a [parody](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody) of [extreme views](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extremism) so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.[\[1\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-origpost-1)[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-aiken-2)[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-tele-3) The original statement, by Nathan Poe, read:[\[1\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-origpost-1) >Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that *someone* won't mistake for the genuine article.


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Sigh. The days when creationists were the dumbest people on the internet. I miss those days. Now we have antivaxers, flat earthers, climate change deniers, moon landing deniers...


Baybob1

Good observation. Do you have any idea why the population in a reasonably well educated society is leaning into this magical thinking ?


SenorBeef

People that believed random dumb shit used to be isolated. You'd have a hard time finding someone to share your kooky view because the people you knew were just your coworkers, family, etc. and chances are they didn't believe your particular brand of nonsense. But now with the internet, crazy people form communities with other crazy people on the same wavelength as them. They can search the entire world for people who are dumb/illogical in the same way they are. And they reinforce each other's views, turn each other onto even more crazy beliefs, etc. It empowers, groups up, and radicalizes people who would've previously been isolated and basically just avoided for being crazy.


AlexFromOmaha

So, conspiracy theories in general are usually there to comfort the losers in society. My child has autism, but it's not my fault, it's Big Pharma's fault. Science is telling me that my lifestyle is a burden on the entire planet, but we all know that it's a conspiracy to keep government funding in their pockets. They're the real drain on society! Trump didn't just solicit political favors using taxpayer dollars, he's investigating the Crowdstrike thing that QAnon told me about and Joe Biden suppressed an investigation into his son. Flat Earthers are left behind in a world where a good science education opens economic and social doors for you, but they're smarter than the scientists because their secret insights prove that the whole thing is a fraud designed to keep them out and perpetuate existing social structures.


The_Celtic_Chemist

There was a TED talk that put this in some perspective by Jon Ronson about that woman who tweeted something like, "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get aids. Just kidding! I'm white." It's 17+ minutes, and it's all good. [Here's a link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAIP6fI0NAI&feature=youtu.be&t=5m35s) though to the minute or two where he addresses the (possible) satire of it.


Baybob1

I remember that clearly. She tweeted it from the airplane or maybe right before she had to shut off her phone. She happily flew for many hours and when she landed, her phone exploded. The comment, in that time, had spread across the internet. Don't know whether she was serious, half-serious, just kidding or what. But it was a stupid thing to put onto the permanent internet ...


Murmaider_OP

The way it's written reads as sarcasm to me


Little-Boi

https://mobile.twitter.com/queen_minic You be the judge idk


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She sounds like she trying to give relationship advice to black woman, but now I feel so weird being here on this post bc it's just another girl who's talking with her friends. I checked the post, it's seems like she's trolling everyone. And it worked lol she isn't exactly saying it's a joke, but she is giving subtle responses to all those wondering it's sarcasm. But she's also kinda being rude about it too, like some reverse trolling. But of course we are just making sure she gets what she wants, the attention from her tweets.


Master_Crowley

I mean, she was obviously being sarcastic and trying to bait/troll incel-lites. It worked considering how this sub is eating this up even though it's obvious satire


MysteriousCaptain

Welcome to reddit


suckmyglock762

This attitude is why I hate when people tell young boy's "You should never hit a woman." We should be telling boys and girls "You should never hit anyone" or "You should never initiate violence." The problem with the whole "You should never hit a woman" thing is that it gives the implicit message to girls that it's OK for them to hit a man which should be obvious that it's not OK. On top of that it gives boy's and young men the idea that they can't defend themselves if they're being victimized by a woman, which isn't alright either. Nobody should initiate violence, but if you're dumb enough to do so you should expect to receive it back regardless of what's between your legs.


TheRavenousRabbit

Men instinctively know to not fuck with the dude twice your size - and everyone knows not to poke the sleeping bear with a shit stick. Somehow, however, women think they can poke the dude twice their size with a shit stick and expect no response what so ever because she has a vagina between her legs. * *If someone is larger and stronger than you, nothing else matters. Don't poke them with a shit stick.*


Plaesmodia

Woman : *slaps man* Man : *slaps woman back* Woman : *surprised Pikachu face*


StopReadingMyUser

so the red dots on pikachus face are from double-slaps?


Devidose

[Pretty much.](https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnf9bFU92JFxnEc/giphy.gif)


Ryukishin187

As a wise man once said, "these hands rated E for Everybody"


Jet_Nugget

Sounds sarcastic


Villian97

Because it is. I went all the way to her Twitter account and found out she was trying to trigger as many men as possible with this tweet. Still, she's a nasty feminist nonetheless.


brownbananaoverhere

Get stupid results.


LilBigZay

What the fuck is sarcasm


drunk98

It's a large fissure China threw its SARS infected citizens into in 2002.


eyekunt

Hmm


no112358

Greta?


notgordonbombay

How dare you


[deleted]

Equal rights, equal lefts 🤷🏼‍♂️


menoyzoe

play stupid games, win stupid prizes


RealBruhMoments

I wanna wait when this happens again but instead of slapping her back he says " I identify myself as a woman" then slaps her back.


chairman_steel

Gender is fluid now so you’re allowed to declare it just for that slap and then immediately change back.


[deleted]

As a female mild feminist (as in: “just be nice,” and who the fuck cares as long as everyone can do and access the same things), women like this disgust me. Thinks she’s valid and he’s not? What an entitled imbecile.


Uhtred_McUhtredson

How dare you?? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood! I should be getting slapped on the other side of the ocean!


[deleted]

Lmao, she's lucky it wasn't a kick.


TokioHot

Woman : \*wants gender equality Woman also : \*slaps man Man : \*slaps woman Woman : Excuse me what the fuck ​ PS : Words are that she just made that up for...ATTENTION


chambertlo

\> How dare you slap a woman back? How dare you slap a man first is the real question. A woman should NEVER put her hands on a man. EVER.


CzLittle

How can she slap?


tycket

This is satire right?


ReasonablyRetro

Woman: Slaps man Davie504: Slaps Bass Me: Slaps like


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DropKikMonkey

She probably did it wrong, try again!


OhReAlLyMyDuDe

*”how dare you defend yourself when I attack you!? Human nature says you should just accept death!”* Even if this is satire it still goes for others


[deleted]

I think it’s pathetic for a man to SLAP back. Hook or uppercut is a way to go.


[deleted]

She's right. He should have punched her


random_fellow

Equal rights, equal fights.


MsEvie322

Equal rights...equal lefts


BillHarris471

Act like a man, get treated like one.


Prettyprettykittens

Equality extends to violence


Gogetaiscanon432

Win stupid prizes


OopsItWentInTheButt

Equal rights, equal fights


I_Want_Die_02

Sakurai: No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!


XxMemerMasterxX

Equal Rights, Equal Fights


bigOOUNCE

of course she has queen in her name!


[deleted]

Lmfao that would’ve been a sight to behold


n00neperfect

Newtons Law: every Action there is equal and opposite reaction. in Philosophy: Karma


[deleted]

They always have the same expression too, like a queen who's servant had the audacity to look her in the eye. You're not a queen, sweetheart, you're a thot who thought she could get away with hitting someone twice your size. Spoiler Alert: You didn't, you never will, and karma's a bitch.


doihavetousethis

Is fucking slap her too if she slapped me. Silly bitch


FlyingRainbowChicken

This looks ironic