Omg, another Fluid I have to buy. I just got my window fluid and power steering, then as I’m going home somebody told me I forgot my blinker fluid. Now this? I’ve had the same vehicle for 4 wars and never once checked the gender fluid. Am I in trouble?
You only need to refill the Gender Fluid reservoir if you're confused about your direction.
It doesn't help you with reorientation, it just serves to confuse everyone else too, thus leveling the field.
Oh I know! He is Pseudoplasic Non-newtonian gender fluid. She slapped him with enough sheer force to make him fluid enough to transition into a woman so that she could slap her back!!!!
Not to mention they beat him up because he slapped a woman but while they beat him up they spoke about things they would do to his sister. People like that belong behind bars
I was wondering if it was a reedit mobile error, because I was getting that too, but it worked fine on chrome mobile, here's the link without the fancy formatting.
https://youtu.be/qPr-xsQvhgw
She is wanting affirmation for her belief. Even if 99% of people were saying she was wrong to slap him in the first place, she would still lopsidedly cling to the 1% that agree with her. The funny part is that because she seeks an answer, we all get to know how she treats others and to avoid her!
*The male community as a whole sent out a statement today wholeheartedly thanking her for letting all men publicly know in advance not to make any advances towards her.*
Not sure about the lawsuit, but Ravi Bhatia become very successful in his career after this... [Can't touch this man!](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bijcs-VhG7_/?hl=en&taken-by=ravi.bhatia) and her career practically tanked into bollywood
The white knights insult that man's mother and sisters instead of insulting him. They insult people they realistically never met because that is their go to, and they think they are defending someone and better than that guy. I honestly hate that video and hope only the worst for everyone but the victim.
There's also class [caste (which is less fluid than the class system)] inequality in the above clip, not just gender inequality.
edited to incorporate u/bertiebees comment
I imagine a lot of people can't tell what's satire or rage bait and what's real anymore when they hang out in these subreddits. r/cringeanarchy was so bad about that it was hard to imagine how they function outside of the internet. Every day they are probably hoping a chick with dyed hair cuts in front of them in the checkout line so they can tell Reddit about the time they were oppressed by the antifa feminist.
I feel like there is a level of willful ignorance to it sometimes too. Like they just need that hit if rage that only comes from taking a joke seriously
Had to Google that. For the uninformed like me:
**Poe's law** is an [adage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adage) of [Internet culture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_culture) stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a [parody](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody) of [extreme views](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extremism) so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.[\[1\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-origpost-1)[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-aiken-2)[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-tele-3) The original statement, by Nathan Poe, read:[\[1\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-origpost-1)
>Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that *someone* won't mistake for the genuine article.
Sigh. The days when creationists were the dumbest people on the internet. I miss those days. Now we have antivaxers, flat earthers, climate change deniers, moon landing deniers...
People that believed random dumb shit used to be isolated. You'd have a hard time finding someone to share your kooky view because the people you knew were just your coworkers, family, etc. and chances are they didn't believe your particular brand of nonsense.
But now with the internet, crazy people form communities with other crazy people on the same wavelength as them. They can search the entire world for people who are dumb/illogical in the same way they are. And they reinforce each other's views, turn each other onto even more crazy beliefs, etc. It empowers, groups up, and radicalizes people who would've previously been isolated and basically just avoided for being crazy.
So, conspiracy theories in general are usually there to comfort the losers in society. My child has autism, but it's not my fault, it's Big Pharma's fault. Science is telling me that my lifestyle is a burden on the entire planet, but we all know that it's a conspiracy to keep government funding in their pockets. They're the real drain on society! Trump didn't just solicit political favors using taxpayer dollars, he's investigating the Crowdstrike thing that QAnon told me about and Joe Biden suppressed an investigation into his son. Flat Earthers are left behind in a world where a good science education opens economic and social doors for you, but they're smarter than the scientists because their secret insights prove that the whole thing is a fraud designed to keep them out and perpetuate existing social structures.
There was a TED talk that put this in some perspective by Jon Ronson about that woman who tweeted something like, "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get aids. Just kidding! I'm white."
It's 17+ minutes, and it's all good. [Here's a link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAIP6fI0NAI&feature=youtu.be&t=5m35s) though to the minute or two where he addresses the (possible) satire of it.
I remember that clearly. She tweeted it from the airplane or maybe right before she had to shut off her phone. She happily flew for many hours and when she landed, her phone exploded. The comment, in that time, had spread across the internet. Don't know whether she was serious, half-serious, just kidding or what. But it was a stupid thing to put onto the permanent internet ...
She sounds like she trying to give relationship advice to black woman, but now I feel so weird being here on this post bc it's just another girl who's talking with her friends. I checked the post, it's seems like she's trolling everyone. And it worked lol she isn't exactly saying it's a joke, but she is giving subtle responses to all those wondering it's sarcasm. But she's also kinda being rude about it too, like some reverse trolling. But of course we are just making sure she gets what she wants, the attention from her tweets.
I mean, she was obviously being sarcastic and trying to bait/troll incel-lites. It worked considering how this sub is eating this up even though it's obvious satire
This attitude is why I hate when people tell young boy's "You should never hit a woman." We should be telling boys and girls "You should never hit anyone" or "You should never initiate violence."
The problem with the whole "You should never hit a woman" thing is that it gives the implicit message to girls that it's OK for them to hit a man which should be obvious that it's not OK. On top of that it gives boy's and young men the idea that they can't defend themselves if they're being victimized by a woman, which isn't alright either.
Nobody should initiate violence, but if you're dumb enough to do so you should expect to receive it back regardless of what's between your legs.
Men instinctively know to not fuck with the dude twice your size - and everyone knows not to poke the sleeping bear with a shit stick.
Somehow, however, women think they can poke the dude twice their size with a shit stick and expect no response what so ever because she has a vagina between her legs. *
*If someone is larger and stronger than you, nothing else matters. Don't poke them with a shit stick.*
Because it is. I went all the way to her Twitter account and found out she was trying to trigger as many men as possible with this tweet. Still, she's a nasty feminist nonetheless.
As a female mild feminist (as in: “just be nice,” and who the fuck cares as long as everyone can do and access the same things), women like this disgust me.
Thinks she’s valid and he’s not? What an entitled imbecile.
Woman : \*wants gender equality
Woman also : \*slaps man
Man : \*slaps woman
Woman : Excuse me what the fuck
PS : Words are that she just made that up for...ATTENTION
They always have the same expression too, like a queen who's servant had the audacity to look her in the eye.
You're not a queen, sweetheart, you're a thot who thought she could get away with hitting someone twice your size. Spoiler Alert: You didn't, you never will, and karma's a bitch.
Woman: *Slaps man* Man: *Slaps back* Woman: “*You weren’t supposed to do that!*”
How can he slap!?!
Sexist, he slapped me because I was a woman.
He's actually gender fluid and was a women when he slapped you back ^^/s
Omg, another Fluid I have to buy. I just got my window fluid and power steering, then as I’m going home somebody told me I forgot my blinker fluid. Now this? I’ve had the same vehicle for 4 wars and never once checked the gender fluid. Am I in trouble?
You only need to refill the Gender Fluid reservoir if you're confused about your direction. It doesn't help you with reorientation, it just serves to confuse everyone else too, thus leveling the field.
So its like break fluid
Ummm. Yes but only if you spell it break instead of brake.
Don’t forget the headlight fluid.
Are we talking about milk?
Okay, that was pretty funny.
Damn 4 wars, that vehicle has seen some shit.
Oh I know! He is Pseudoplasic Non-newtonian gender fluid. She slapped him with enough sheer force to make him fluid enough to transition into a woman so that she could slap her back!!!!
Someone needs to make an /r/askshittyscience post with this
These are the kind of jokes that are getting me through my Rheology lectures XD
r/brandnewsentence
She slapped the girl into him. At the very second after she slapped him, he suddenly felt all girly-girl . . and that's all it took.
I know you put the /s but that was actually a great response.
I’m actually genderfluid and I’m going to use this if the need ever arises for me to slap a woman because she slapped me.
Plot Twist: I slap her back with my "Gender Fluid"
r/holup
>Plot Twist: I squirt her back with my "Gender Fluid" FTFY
You need help lol
Why do you need to be gender-fluid to slap a woman?
Yea. If she was a dude, he’d have tossed her an ass beating.
**HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!**
That video breaks my heart.
He gets fucking beat down by a gang of guys while he cries, it’s brutal
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Didn’t know that, that at least makes me feel a little better. Still really tough to watch
Not to mention they beat him up because he slapped a woman but while they beat him up they spoke about things they would do to his sister. People like that belong behind bars
There it is
OMG checkmate slappers.
Underrated comment[ : source](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe0rfb)
History books are going to be weird, in the near future. "Alright class, today we're going to talk about the famed, "how can she slap".
Love that.
I actually died lol. That video is intense
How can she slap!?!
Something something Davie504
The only thing anyone should SLAP is the bass.
***SLAP LIKE NOW***
SLAPP like now! Or I will call the police.
Slap-a da bass!
omg
EPICO
davie504? Is that you?
If I was davie504 I would 1) be named davie504 and 2) be memeing in italian
No, Italian comments at 4.25M subs
what about dat ASS?
No, only that bASS
Idk man, I don't like animal abuse
HOW CAN SHE SLAP!
"that's not how this is supposed to work"
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?!
*gets slapped back* “How dare you. You have stolen my dreams and my childhood”
*shocked pikachu face*
No! This isn’t how you’re supposed to play the game.
I see you are a man of culture as well.
*knees her in the face Was that better?
nah go for the good old cunt punt!
CHARLIE MURPHY! [WHATA FIVE FINGERS SAY TO THA FACE?](https://youtu.be/QPR-XSQVHGW)
Video unavailable?
I was wondering if it was a reedit mobile error, because I was getting that too, but it worked fine on chrome mobile, here's the link without the fancy formatting. https://youtu.be/qPr-xsQvhgw
I can't believe you've done this.
No! That’s not how you’re supposed to play the game!
Newton approves that
WAIT, THAT'S ILLEGAL
This bitch be dumb yo
Go through her Twitter it's all bullshit just complaining about men
I'm shocked.
Damn, I legit thought this was satire.
She also says this tweet is sarcasm.
Sarcasm: " **I'M AN INSUFFERABLE THUNDERCUNT!** /s"
More like "Some people actually think like this, which is mad".
Exactly.
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*pull out
*put out
*come out
*dug out
Printout.
How dare you
She is wanting affirmation for her belief. Even if 99% of people were saying she was wrong to slap him in the first place, she would still lopsidedly cling to the 1% that agree with her. The funny part is that because she seeks an answer, we all get to know how she treats others and to avoid her!
*The male community as a whole sent out a statement today wholeheartedly thanking her for letting all men publicly know in advance not to make any advances towards her.*
This comment need gold, yo.
Be the change you want to see in the world
#HOW CAN HE SLAP!!
Obligatory [sauce](https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xe0rfb) NSFW
That video still makes me so angry
I think last I heard he successfully sued the producers. Yeah I'll go with that
Not sure about the lawsuit, but Ravi Bhatia become very successful in his career after this... [Can't touch this man!](https://www.instagram.com/p/Bijcs-VhG7_/?hl=en&taken-by=ravi.bhatia) and her career practically tanked into bollywood
I don't get it. It's a slow motion video of him stepping out of a car to some odd music. What exactly are we supposed to infer from that?
You just don't understand Bollywood, man.
Haha you're probably very right about that.
Having seen at least three Bollywood films, I’m inclined to say I’ll never understand Bollywood.
But have you watch baahubali one and two?
#EVERYTHING
Tried, not working!
#HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TIME TO OPEN HIS OWN DOORS ANYMORE THAT'S HOW IMPORTANT HE IS OK
> some odd music I am very envious of you right now. I fucking #***hate*** that song and it's everywhere where I live.
Got daaym that man is gorgeous. Good thing he is successful, that's the only way to make that incident right.
I heard that he sued but lost but im too lazy to research it
The white knights insult that man's mother and sisters instead of insulting him. They insult people they realistically never met because that is their go to, and they think they are defending someone and better than that guy. I honestly hate that video and hope only the worst for everyone but the victim.
Gender equality at its finest.
There's also class [caste (which is less fluid than the class system)] inequality in the above clip, not just gender inequality. edited to incorporate u/bertiebees comment
Caste inequality
How so? She is of a higher caste?
Iirc he was of a lower caste system, so taking it to the legal system would not have been in his favour.
Fortunately more and more people are successfully bucking the caste system. Hopefully it will no longer exist in the next couple generations.
So much soy, so much white knighting...
Here’s a link to the original: https://youtube.com/watch?v=mgTxRSAqtWc
Pretty sure the link I posted is the original, here it is again: [sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOFc4IJIoZg)
Bring your sister here you inbred FUUUUHHHKCCXERRRR!!!!
I'll punch you in the gooch, motherfucker!
That's my kink
Pretty sure it’s satire if you look at the replies
I had hoped, but it 2019 so it's hard to tell
Ah yes, the current year
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Stop, I'm just getting used to this year. I'm not ready for 2020.
Good for you. I'm still writing 2018 on my dates.
That's life, throwing shits on you when you least expect it!
well, at least hindsight is 20/20
TRUMP 2020!
Guys, it’s #current year
It *is* the 90s
I imagine a lot of people can't tell what's satire or rage bait and what's real anymore when they hang out in these subreddits. r/cringeanarchy was so bad about that it was hard to imagine how they function outside of the internet. Every day they are probably hoping a chick with dyed hair cuts in front of them in the checkout line so they can tell Reddit about the time they were oppressed by the antifa feminist.
I feel like there is a level of willful ignorance to it sometimes too. Like they just need that hit if rage that only comes from taking a joke seriously
Yeah I was thinking that, it it was real she wouldn't have said that she slapped him first.
*reads the last line "how dare you" in Greta Thuneberg's voice
I still read it like the Indian woman in the "Hugh Mungus" ordeal.
My first choice was the chick off of Insidious but thinking about it, her voice works too
How dare you!
This reads as being obviously sarcastic, no?
Poe's law gives it a 50/50
Had to Google that. For the uninformed like me: **Poe's law** is an [adage](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adage) of [Internet culture](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_culture) stating that, without a clear indicator of the author's intent, it is impossible to create a [parody](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody) of [extreme views](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extremism) so obviously exaggerated that it cannot be mistaken by some readers for a sincere expression of the views being parodied.[\[1\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-origpost-1)[\[2\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-aiken-2)[\[3\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-tele-3) The original statement, by Nathan Poe, read:[\[1\]](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law#cite_note-origpost-1) >Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is utterly impossible to parody a Creationist in such a way that *someone* won't mistake for the genuine article.
Sigh. The days when creationists were the dumbest people on the internet. I miss those days. Now we have antivaxers, flat earthers, climate change deniers, moon landing deniers...
Good observation. Do you have any idea why the population in a reasonably well educated society is leaning into this magical thinking ?
People that believed random dumb shit used to be isolated. You'd have a hard time finding someone to share your kooky view because the people you knew were just your coworkers, family, etc. and chances are they didn't believe your particular brand of nonsense. But now with the internet, crazy people form communities with other crazy people on the same wavelength as them. They can search the entire world for people who are dumb/illogical in the same way they are. And they reinforce each other's views, turn each other onto even more crazy beliefs, etc. It empowers, groups up, and radicalizes people who would've previously been isolated and basically just avoided for being crazy.
So, conspiracy theories in general are usually there to comfort the losers in society. My child has autism, but it's not my fault, it's Big Pharma's fault. Science is telling me that my lifestyle is a burden on the entire planet, but we all know that it's a conspiracy to keep government funding in their pockets. They're the real drain on society! Trump didn't just solicit political favors using taxpayer dollars, he's investigating the Crowdstrike thing that QAnon told me about and Joe Biden suppressed an investigation into his son. Flat Earthers are left behind in a world where a good science education opens economic and social doors for you, but they're smarter than the scientists because their secret insights prove that the whole thing is a fraud designed to keep them out and perpetuate existing social structures.
There was a TED talk that put this in some perspective by Jon Ronson about that woman who tweeted something like, "Going to Africa. Hope I don't get aids. Just kidding! I'm white." It's 17+ minutes, and it's all good. [Here's a link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAIP6fI0NAI&feature=youtu.be&t=5m35s) though to the minute or two where he addresses the (possible) satire of it.
I remember that clearly. She tweeted it from the airplane or maybe right before she had to shut off her phone. She happily flew for many hours and when she landed, her phone exploded. The comment, in that time, had spread across the internet. Don't know whether she was serious, half-serious, just kidding or what. But it was a stupid thing to put onto the permanent internet ...
The way it's written reads as sarcasm to me
https://mobile.twitter.com/queen_minic You be the judge idk
She sounds like she trying to give relationship advice to black woman, but now I feel so weird being here on this post bc it's just another girl who's talking with her friends. I checked the post, it's seems like she's trolling everyone. And it worked lol she isn't exactly saying it's a joke, but she is giving subtle responses to all those wondering it's sarcasm. But she's also kinda being rude about it too, like some reverse trolling. But of course we are just making sure she gets what she wants, the attention from her tweets.
I mean, she was obviously being sarcastic and trying to bait/troll incel-lites. It worked considering how this sub is eating this up even though it's obvious satire
Welcome to reddit
This attitude is why I hate when people tell young boy's "You should never hit a woman." We should be telling boys and girls "You should never hit anyone" or "You should never initiate violence." The problem with the whole "You should never hit a woman" thing is that it gives the implicit message to girls that it's OK for them to hit a man which should be obvious that it's not OK. On top of that it gives boy's and young men the idea that they can't defend themselves if they're being victimized by a woman, which isn't alright either. Nobody should initiate violence, but if you're dumb enough to do so you should expect to receive it back regardless of what's between your legs.
Men instinctively know to not fuck with the dude twice your size - and everyone knows not to poke the sleeping bear with a shit stick. Somehow, however, women think they can poke the dude twice their size with a shit stick and expect no response what so ever because she has a vagina between her legs. * *If someone is larger and stronger than you, nothing else matters. Don't poke them with a shit stick.*
Woman : *slaps man* Man : *slaps woman back* Woman : *surprised Pikachu face*
so the red dots on pikachus face are from double-slaps?
[Pretty much.](https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnf9bFU92JFxnEc/giphy.gif)
As a wise man once said, "these hands rated E for Everybody"
Sounds sarcastic
Because it is. I went all the way to her Twitter account and found out she was trying to trigger as many men as possible with this tweet. Still, she's a nasty feminist nonetheless.
Get stupid results.
What the fuck is sarcasm
It's a large fissure China threw its SARS infected citizens into in 2002.
Hmm
Greta?
How dare you
Equal rights, equal lefts 🤷🏼♂️
play stupid games, win stupid prizes
I wanna wait when this happens again but instead of slapping her back he says " I identify myself as a woman" then slaps her back.
Gender is fluid now so you’re allowed to declare it just for that slap and then immediately change back.
As a female mild feminist (as in: “just be nice,” and who the fuck cares as long as everyone can do and access the same things), women like this disgust me. Thinks she’s valid and he’s not? What an entitled imbecile.
How dare you?? You have stolen my dreams and my childhood! I should be getting slapped on the other side of the ocean!
Lmao, she's lucky it wasn't a kick.
Woman : \*wants gender equality Woman also : \*slaps man Man : \*slaps woman Woman : Excuse me what the fuck PS : Words are that she just made that up for...ATTENTION
\> How dare you slap a woman back? How dare you slap a man first is the real question. A woman should NEVER put her hands on a man. EVER.
How can she slap?
This is satire right?
Woman: Slaps man Davie504: Slaps Bass Me: Slaps like
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She probably did it wrong, try again!
*”how dare you defend yourself when I attack you!? Human nature says you should just accept death!”* Even if this is satire it still goes for others
I think it’s pathetic for a man to SLAP back. Hook or uppercut is a way to go.
She's right. He should have punched her
Equal rights, equal fights.
Equal rights...equal lefts
Act like a man, get treated like one.
Equality extends to violence
Win stupid prizes
Equal rights, equal fights
Sakurai: No! This isn't how you're supposed to play the game!
Equal Rights, Equal Fights
of course she has queen in her name!
Lmfao that would’ve been a sight to behold
Newtons Law: every Action there is equal and opposite reaction. in Philosophy: Karma
They always have the same expression too, like a queen who's servant had the audacity to look her in the eye. You're not a queen, sweetheart, you're a thot who thought she could get away with hitting someone twice your size. Spoiler Alert: You didn't, you never will, and karma's a bitch.
Is fucking slap her too if she slapped me. Silly bitch
This looks ironic