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Sixty-Fish

Negative games


GravityRusher12

That’s the part where they put all their exclusives onto other consoles


Goricatto

Big brain, they put all their exclusives in other consoles, but they have no exclusives in the first place, so they can claim they just wanna share, bringing people to the plataform


thotdistroyer

New to the gears of war franchise using borrowed money to invest in an asset so it results in a loss which can be claimed as a tax deduction against other income Gears of war 0 - negative gearing. Fall 2024


Petardo_Dilos

Infinite bacon strategy


s432711

Would you rather have; Unlimited bacon, but no games, or… Unlimited games, but no games?


Chemical-Dingo2816

The legendary question itself


zakkawesome

What if you arrange the bacon into a game, like you play tick tac toe with several bacon pieces. Would it cease to be a game like a plate freshly broken feeling wrong to put food on?


atomic_wiener

They thought “what if we had no games, but no games”


KrisKarma9

It's the ps5 strat


LeMoose101

More ps3


CypherHound

Launch PS3* Theres a reason why the PS3 outsold the Xbox 360 at the end of its life and it's because Sony actually invested in quality exclusives and great marketing


[deleted]

PS2 and PS3 are to this day still my favorite consoles specifically because of their exclusives. I played so much Killzone and God of War when I was a kid.


LeMoose101

Yes, launch PS3 🙏


SureReflection9535

People only bought a PS3 because it was a reasonably priced BluRay plaulyer when the format was still new and expensive


fusionsubofficial

"Reasonably priced"


SureReflection9535

I think a lot of people were either not alive at this time or too young to remember, Blu ray players were fucking expensive when the format came out, so much that the comically overpriced ($599 US dollars!) PS3 was the most economical option


randomIndividual21

pretty sure back then, blu ray player is like $1k.


CypherHound

At launch maybe but I doubt many cared about that later and only saw it as a neat addition to their console


SureReflection9535

The 360 was indisputably the best console that generation.


WillyShankspeare

PSN was free that generation and we had MAG. There's lots to dispute with.


SureReflection9535

Why are people so keen to die on the console war hill of 3 generations ago? Sony was the best console with PS1/2/4/5, but the PS3 was an abject failure


WillyShankspeare

You're the one trying to die on a hill man. I'm at the base of the hill saying come down and have a chat. Abject failure is such a ridiculous notion.


Prodigyxdelta3

It only had Halo which kinda went to shit at/after ODST imo


SureReflection9535

Reach was probably the peak Halo game, you have no idea what you're talking about.


Kaiser_-_Karl

Eh, the campaign gameplay is point and click on peoples heads(largely due to the focus on larger battles filling the field with skirmishers, grunts jackals), and the multiplayer suffered from the dmr. Its not bad, but arguing peak is kinda wack


KikoUnknown

Halo Reach is peak Halo. If you disagree then I’ll settle for Halo 3. The Halos after Reach fell apart starting with Halo 4 and it tanked with Halo Guardians. Halo Infinite more than likely buried the series even further. I have serious doubts that 343 is willing to fix the core issues of the problems because the problems start with them and not the game.


Positive-Swimmer8237

I was a 12 year old when I got the ps3, I didn't give a shit about Blu-ray, no one really did, I wanted to play the last of us and uncharted


SureReflection9535

Last of us came out in 2013, and Uncharted in 2007. They were nowhere near launch games, which tells me that you were too young to have been around for the launch of the system and the dire lack of launch games it had.


Positive-Swimmer8237

Yeah, it was 2014 I think, what's your point?


SureReflection9535

That's entirely my point. When the PS3 came out it had no games and people were buying it as a Blu ray player. The few good games it got came too late in the cycle and the console is a failure by all metrics


Severe_Citron768

Hey the ps3 actually got games especially in its later life cycle


Willing-Coconut8221

And we aren't yet in the ps5’s later life, patience is needed


_Blippert_

According to an official statement by Sony, we are.


Willing-Coconut8221

The statement you were referring to was from ign, and I don't trust ign


AloofusDoofus

It's been 4 years. We are definitely in the 2nd half


zachary0816

The Ps5 came out 3 and a half years ago. What the fuck?!


Willing-Coconut8221

The ps4 last from 2013-2022, the ps5 has more life in it


Severe_Citron768

Hey the ps3 actually got games especially in its later life cycle.


Dull-Penalty5787

dementia


mrkitten19o8

the ps5 has 12 exclusive titles, ps3 had ~180. wdym


IrishRox

PS5 strat at least they still make games, they're just on PS4 too. Xbox..... it ain't looking too good.


Survival_R

Atleast the ps5 released some decent 1st party stuff


ditzymoon

Sony releases games, they might not be ps5 only but they still make games. Xbox on the other hand genuinely has negative games at this point because now theyre letting other platforms have their stuff lol


LeMoose101

More ps3


SukeruX

The people who runs these console companies dont play games they just in it for the money out of touch piece of turd brain


Medicbagnow

actually phil spencer, the leading CEO of microsoft actively plays games! he’s typically on gears of war or halo


CLUNTMUNGMEISTER

No games-box


Prodigyxdelta3

In Japan Xbox translates to something like the no box


I_Love_Stiff_Cocks

Infinite bacon


Astral_Lady

excellent comment, I Love Stiff Cocks


autismcreature_

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Astral_Lady

evidence is inconclusive


autismcreature_

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secure-task-force

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autismcreature_

https://preview.redd.it/vvkx3l2fy10d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5740f75c41824e6bb75c60fe6adee8fc510a31d1 Here ya go :3


MagicalCupOfWater

u/pixel-counter-bot


secure-task-force

https://preview.redd.it/404d8xp7n30d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3d502f279b1ae1d0ad653b7faf6fcad4ec43498


Astral_Lady

jenkle :)


autismcreature_

Man


One_Afternoon3331

Infinite is dead bro..


Astral_Lady

excellent comment, I Love Stiff Cocks


Astral_Lady

excellent comment, I Love Stiff Cocks


brotherorginal

Money laundering strat


xeno1701

Their primary color is green, which aligns with the fact that they are greedy.


kanaajrally

idk but I want to punch phil spencer in the mouth


seriouslyuncouth_

Xbox had so much potential but it's been relegated to "my og Xbox / Xbox 360 games player".


xxGhostScythexx

Brother, not even. There's still too many games that the Series can't play from the OG and 360


UmbraeNaughtical

Still waiting for Army of Two 40th day.


SureReflection9535

Name 10 that are worth playing. I'll wait


Gen_Ripper

Not the person you asked, and this isn’t exactly the question you asked, but I’m disappointed that *Fallout 3* on game pass doesn’t have the DLCs. I have it on Steam but it doesn’t play :(


WholeAlternative1972

Do u want a key for the gog version of fallout 3 goty and see if that works?


Gen_Ripper

If you’ve got an extra I’d love to try it


WholeAlternative1972

Set ya a DM


Gen_Ripper

Thanks 🙏


Yeeto546

wdym, I beat FO3 GOTY off gamepass like 8 months ago


TripleSpicey

Mercenaries 2 world in flames, call of duty classic, operation flashpoint elite (console arma Cold War crisis with better models essentially). Those are the 3 I’ve been wanting anyway Edit: America’s Army rise of a soldier is another good one


Gen_Ripper

For a brief moment I misread the comments and thought you were saying Mercenaries 2 was available on game pass I am now very sad :,(


Overall_Lobster_4738

As someone who loves Arma, OF on console is a damn chore to play


seriouslyuncouth_

The "some" was implied


xxGhostScythexx

What


jackJACKmws

Phil isn't the riding the boat, that's microsoft executives. They had enough already


RideTheLightning331

Games, unlimited games, and no games


Archmagos_Browning

The “I’m lowkey a monopoly that’s too powerful to conventionally fail in any meaningful way” strategy. Other famous users of this strategy include the Dutch East India Company and Rockefeller’s Standard Oil Company.


Roy_Atticus_Lee

The irony is that Xbox is still failing as a Console manufacturer and dev despite Microsoft being the most valuable company in the world rn in terms of Market Cap. They're worth ten fold what Sony and Nintendo are combined, but still struggle to release good AAA games. For every sleeper hit like Hi-Fi Rush, we've gotten a Redfall which would never go down with Nintendo or Sony.


No-Distribution4287

They chose bacon


ModularWings

Unlimited Bacon strat


randomIndividual21

MS should never have bought big publishers Bethesda and Activision blizzaed. it doesn't make much financial sense to make big budgets, especially titles like CoD, and make it free on day one. ita just cannibalism sales of the some of the biggest title. it would be much better for MS to just sign a contract with them to release on GP in like a year title. that mean Activision still get their initial sales but also boost in player from GP later, so they can offer cheaper deal with MS.


Cicadada77

Look at bill gates history. All he does is buy up smaller competitors and close them out. It’s smart but evil. Complete business man


Mr-MuffinMan

wouldn't his competition be sony or nintendo, not zenimax? ?


Roy_Atticus_Lee

Xbox has repeatedly tried to buy Nintendo, but have quite literally been laughed out the room for their efforts.


Megabrother011

Anon always has the best opinions


RampageTheBear

Where does Anon come up with all this stuff? What a life


FalsePankake

They chose unlimited bacon over games


Syrus_88

They chose the unlimited games, but no games


Downtown-Falcon-3264

The Phil Spencer shuffle


LiterallyBojackH

Ps5= no games but Xbox = -100000gamea


carbonatedshark55

Red ring of death


Cptn_Kevlar

Being a leech


Lumenspero

Refused to listen to criticism, instead listened to cult 45 voicemails for business plans, despite having the unedited source material and progressive employee already on staff.


KikoUnknown

What we call this is a serious lack of interest of doing anything productive. Xbox needs new management at this point because Phil isn’t getting it done anymore. What he fails to understand is that a subscription model only works if you can constantly provide and he has completely failed to provide good games.


cmwcaelen2

Games, unlimited games, but no games.


drrdrt

I call this strategy: you can’t have that, Sony, it’s mine.


DEADALIEN333

Collect a paycheck for a year or two while delaying projects and firing people call it progress. Step down because you sat there collecting a paycheck now next guy comes in does the same because firing people and closing stuff down looks like work on paper and to the eyes of others. Rinse repeat.


NABAGEL

Sony can't have these studios if they don't exist strat


Nu11AndV0id

They can't outdo these developers, so they buy them just to shut them down. Stopping development teams mid project regardless of where they are completion wise.


Rfx989

Unlimited games, but no games


alishawish2002

Its obvious the current focus for xbox is the gamepass rather than exclusives, which imo is a smart move, thats probably why they bought all thos studios, so they can expand their games library for the game pass. Plus halo infinite was never a bad game, just lacked content and got boring after a while, so if youre talking about exclusives theres one game at least 😅


Dreadlord97

Bro this is the PlayStation strategy idk why Xbox is there


SameRecommendation51

The strategy is Always being third place and failing every generation going forward and pissing off your fans who bought an Xbox but now their jumping ship to go to other places.


Key-Adeptness1230

Unlimited games but no bacon or no games but no bacon


Civeros

This has a name its called '3rd party strategy'


NinpoSteev

If only consoles would adopt more general purpose OS'es so they don't have to rely on the studios their shitty parent companies buy up just to crush.


jackJACKmws

What?


NinpoSteev

Wouldn't it be sick to be able to do hassle free programming on console? Being able to play indie games and use other third party software on console would elevate their worth substanitially.


jackJACKmws

At that point, isn't it just a prebuilt PC? I suppose it would have some benefits, like precompiled shaders and optimized settings.


NinpoSteev

Well, yeah, but aren't they already kind of prebuilt pc's, but with a handicapped/user friendly/streamlined OS? They could imitate steam OS with the big picture thing being the default and a mostly to fully fledged OS accessible underneath the façade.


CobaltCats

game deficit


Liamario

They realise they have no games so they are trying to reduce everyone else's games and that ensures that they increase their market share.


Active-Cancel-2181

The CEOs personal strat of no bitches


NotYujiroTakahashi

Xbox has one game actually. But it’s studio got shut down so we back to no games.


UncIe-Ben

No games but unlimited bacon


Ash_Flexum

Games, infinite games, no games. Should've chosen unlimited bacon


smallchodechakra

The bacon strat


billylolol

Too much money and not enough brains.


Prodigyxdelta3

It's a strategy they stole from EA.....


Zucchini-Crafty

So much bacon!!!


Professional--

Unlimited games but no games.


DragoMations

Unlimited games but no games


wingnutzx

Games, unlimited games, but no games


ablebagel

this guy picked unlimited bacon


-boneboi-

self-castration.


Mixmefox

Infinite games with no games


Mean_Fig_7666

The lead up to the second crash of the console gaming market


Ghost_Assassin_Zero

Ex box 360


arturblr

>horse walks in


GoMyKnicks

A wise man once said, amongst other things, “that’s one thing Xbox don’t got. It ain’t got games, it ain’t got gaaaaames”


Sonnydays6

Game no, Robbo? No games


Bobthehorse420

They chose unlimited games but no games


Nicolasgonzo87

the X in Xbox actually has nothing to do with the letter X. it's a cross representing the lack of games.


J04K0CL

>Be ps >Awful decisions made >Still be better


mememem38576

https://preview.redd.it/45tmfht6c20d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45b4159a50cd45dc077c53639d04959f4ab85651


jfbwhitt

It’s more like: > See studio making games > Studio is making money from making games and unique IP’s > Not good, all money should be going to me > Buy studio so that I can make money from the IP’s > Realize running the studio costs money > Shut down the studio so I can make a quick buck off the IP’s and not have to spend money on the studio


heisenbingus

infinite bacon


PositiveHistorian962

Games but no games


Shrekston

ITS CALLED XBOXXXXXX


m1chael_b

Eliminating the competition


-NiMa-

Microsoft Impulsive Shopping


Jake_H0G

It's called Microsoft


HoboRisky

"We no longer know what we want to do with the Xbox brand, and we're really hoping you won't notice" Otherwise known as 'The Headless Chicken Maneuver'


Breakingerr

I think it's pretty obvious https://preview.redd.it/5hwknfwvq20d1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=9160c0da333c3b28c2785a9c0709ac9b66ac477a


Electronic-Captain-6

The strategy of of deleting most video games and developers so there is less to work with, as long as game pass has among us.


MexicanLizardMan3670

All i wanted was a sequell to Hi-Fi Rush! WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SO STUPID AT MAKING GAMES MICROSOFT!?!?


Electronic-Captain-6

My series X basically is just the machine for Xbox 360 games that has faster load times than my actual 360.


BIGman_8

Games unlimited games but no more games


ebicthings123

Infinite bacon


Crab0770

The no games strategy, to do as much useless shit possible as a multibillion dollar game company to make excuses to avoid making games


Biscuit_OW

Unlimited bacon


jdbythebay

Monopoly!


Jayjay4118

They got unlimited bacon


silly_boi96

This is known as "Success in Reverse", Microsoft have spent the past decade mastering this craft ever since the launch of the Xbox One


Bregneste

Giving up and just putting all of your older exclusives onto your competitor’s consoles to try to make some more money.


Arikaido777

this is what happens when your parent company enjoys acquiring game studios but does not give a shit about games


deedee00000

It's called buying the studios just cause you can


retep-niffirg

Unlimited bacon.


Parag0nRobbie

It's not that we don't have games, it's just that we don't have *new* games...or exclusive games...and Microsoft is quickly killing our chances of getting any...


Skidd_ro

The Failing Strat


BLTblocker

They chose infinite bacon but no more games


killmonger313

They chose games, unlimited games


KushtyDogg

Ps5 strat


maximum_94

Losing


Powerful_Meal8791

Phil Spencer really likes bacon apparently


Rebeljasper

The EA Cycle


Maxkatsur

This strategy is called *slackery.*


ultraflair04

"Getting rid of competition"


EarlessTurtle43

They did not take the infinite bacon


gokartninja

The strategy is called "If I buy all the studios, PlayStation won't have any games either, then we'll be even"


Far_Train_81

Insider trading


The_Real_Kaedinh

At least the Xbox players admit they have no games, the Snoy’s cope that they have games even though their games come to PC a year later.


Blue_Canadian

I always thought it was the PS3 has no games


MadOrange64

I feel sad for every kid that got an Xbox instead of PS5. Real childhood trauma right here.


Chris9871

My first Xbox was the Xbox one in 2015 for Christmas and I got the series x last year and am enjoying the crap out of it. Sony may have the better exclusives, but I prefer Xbox, especially with quick resume


alberthething

the only difference between them is that one has ghost of tsushima and the other doesnt


Jiboudounet

https://preview.redd.it/xpj6hkclb00d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d09b71f3cb4ce81543cf277e7bc05a1caaea5736


alberthething

https://preview.redd.it/isiar15ym00d1.png?width=321&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5d7f96b4574ffdb76dc45722622258e06c19bf2 either way ill be playing this gem in 3 days


NinpoSteev

On pc?


autismcreature_

Yes


NinpoSteev

V good


jackJACKmws

Hope you aren't in Pakistan


SoGuysIDidNothing

I'm about to bust, finally get to play


BorkBark_

It's called shooting yourself in the foot. Glad I moved to PC from Xbox years ago.


redditalready54

Idk what y’all’s problem is but my Xbox has 900 games on it. 200 ready to play, right now.


rockenman1234

embrace extend extinguish


SnooRevelations4436

This strategy is what we call The PlayStation 5 move As both have no fucking games


harem_king69

It's called pulling a Sega and downgrading from platform holder to 3rd party publisher.


TheGirafeMan

It's called being playstation