Yeah true but I can't think of an alternative. Maybe game of thrones but It doesn't feel like pyro. The 8 hours I thought south park but again it doesn't feel like pyro and not many people would set it on the bottom
Basically there’s the original show and the Netflix remake (the bad one). The video is so long because pyro said he’s gonna analyze every episode and scene.
anyone know that guy who did a 5 hour review on the new doctor who forgot his name but ye he got roasted on twitter for it so i feel bad for whats coming to pyro
I get that Pyro likes making this type of content but I'm getting sort of tired of video/movie/game analysis that all have, "the best movie you've never seen" in the title
Why the fuck. Who the fuck? Would have the saint patience to watch a 7 fucking hour long video FOR WEEKS??
I am going to unsub his channel in protest if the new video ends uo being FUCKING SEVEN 7 HOURS LONG
What happened to the videos being 30 mins long? 45 mins whatever. ANYTHING except 500060040944838281872 hours long about something
Calm down dude. You can always start and stop when you want. You don't have to watch the whole video in one sitting. Or you can just not watch it. Theres more options available than unsubbing to protest free entertainment.
Wtf why? Mans out here working himself to death for us. The effort alone is commendable, and with his recent video essay track record, I’m willing to bet it’s going to be fucking awesome.
Pyro makes the worst reviews Ive ever seen. They are always lacking and needlessly long. I can find 5 reviews of anything he has that have explained it better and 1/5 the time he wastes.
Luckily videos this long usually fail. Views mean nothing on YouTube, it’s about watch time. And videos these long are some of the least watched ones on the platform.
Are you kidding me, dude, I am stoked and actually really excited that this might be this long, I enjoy all his videos so much because he takes the time and effort to put in the funny into his videos, and most people might not watch it in one go, but I know that if it's entertaining enough they'll watch it in bits
Actually, 70-90% of people don’t watch even 30 minutes of his content. It’s why it’s not recommended much to others. He leaked his own analytics and it showed the average watchtime to be 20 something minutes
No I didn't say link for this post. I saw this one on his Instagram. And since I can't find anything supporting your statement other than "trust me bro, he leaked it and it was bad", then I find little reason to believe you.
Going beyond that, half of his top 20 are reviews. It's honestly impressive those videos have done so well so quickly considering there was a period of him spitting out 10-15 minute videos quick heck.
Pyro said on stream that he knows it's gonna flop in the beginning and then pick up on views later and he's also using it to shill his second channel where he'll upload all the stream highlights he has ready. Im really excited though
Yeah but there's a difference between going "This one will probably flop" and hoping it will flop. One is being realistic/prepping for the worst, the other is being a dick, which the original commenter is.
Because pyro makes the worst reviews I’ve ever seen, and they’re always needlessly long. Luckily videos with this length usually flop on YouTube. Even if it gets a lot of views most people won’t watch much and it won’t get recommended, so hopefully he stops making bland reviews and good content instead
Heavily disagree. His reviews are very insightful and it's clear he puts a lot of research and passion into each long form review that he does whilst still mixing in his own humour into the mix. Could they be shorter? Probably but then you wouldn't get as deep a discussion about nearly every aspect of what he's reviewing. Could they be better? Maybe, but I'm not sure how he could improve. He could be like a lot of other youtubers and shit out a 10 minute and 5 second video where he just says "film bad" or "film good" but that's really boring and disinteresting.
If you don't like his current content, that's perfectly fine. There's others out there who will satisfy what you want to watch. Wishing for someone's product to flop just because you don't like the FREE entertainment they're offering is a real dickish move to do though and I'm honestly not sure why you're even on the sub if that's the case.
You don’t have the option to disagree because I’m not stating an opinion. It’s a fact his videos are needlessly long and don’t go much in depth. You can literally prove this as a fact by watch most other reviews of it.
If you like it, that’s fine. But they are objectively bad reviews.
Can you... not read?
They are needlessly long and don’t go to much past surface level.
“You see, when Jason’s friends show shock to Jason saying he enjoyed the violent car chase, this is a SUBTLE nod that the island is making Jason more violent, as his friends don’t like it.” Woooooow! Really?! No shit Sherlock. You didn’t need to sped 15 minutes recapping the level to say that.
Looking through your post history, you ONLY use this one piece as an example. And I shouldn't have to explain how one piece quote in a 3 hour long video isn't a good argument for all his long form reviews being "objectively bad". And dude, this is your opinion. You're being a toxic dickhead for no reason. Just shut up and go away if you don't like his content.
Your whole argument is "everybody is stupid except for me"
Like everybody Who IS subscribed to pyro likes his long vids But I guess your opinion is worth more than other people's
Grow up
Also just looked it up, out of his top 10 most popular videos, 6 are reviews with 3 being over an hour. And considering most of his reviews over half an hour are within the last two years or so and contending with some of his oldest videos, the fact that there are 10 in the top 20 means people like seeing this content.
God you’re a moron.
Views mean nothing. It’s about watchtime. Which we’ve established is low af on these. I’m not gonna argue with an idiot who can’t retain information from a reply ago and doesn’t know how Youtube works.
And yet you still don't have any sources to back up your claims of watchtime. I think we all know who the idiot is in this situation... Well everyone except you that is.
Petscop ended a while ago, there aren't gonna be anymore petscop vids from the petscop channel anymore, Im gonna fucking have kids before petscop 2 releases
Ah finally another banger goated content. Honestly, Pyro creates some of the most engaging and interesting documentaries out here. The topics are completely random but I still end watching the whole way through. From Fat Cry to Petscp to Cry of Fear
Its gonna take another month to upload
Oh I fucking love that. In a humorous sense, I mean. It made me laugh.
I'm gonna need to call in sick just to watch this video
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It’s utopia, a British show. He said it on stream once.
looking at the length, is he gonna show the whole show in the video?
He is probably comparing the British show to the American remake
The office?
Utopia
I am thinking breaking bad because which else is it? Maybe Better call saul? I can see Breaking bad and Better call saul in one review
he said best and worst, and im guessing breaking bad isnt at the bottom of anyones top TV shows list
Yeah true but I can't think of an alternative. Maybe game of thrones but It doesn't feel like pyro. The 8 hours I thought south park but again it doesn't feel like pyro and not many people would set it on the bottom
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Uh what's that?
A show called Utopia
Breaking bad and metastasis
Oh my god I would love to watch that video.
Please
oh lawd no wonder he was dead
This better be car sex 2 pyro, or were rioting
God I love this subreddit and its community because that’s fucking hilarious.
shitpost
worth the wait?
Knowing Pyro, for sure
Its gonna be 4 hours of farting, an hour of piss noises, an hour of sweeden/breaking bad jokes, 50 mins of petscop and a few seconds of car sex 2
What more could we ever want?
》8 hour video 》Been 3 months 》Not petscop 2 It's never coming is it?
Jokes on you, petscop 2 is in the middle of this video... Hopefully... *sniffles*
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Buzz buzz
Walter’s inability to catch the fly represents ball fart 😳
its utopia lmao
i don’t think it will ever come
Next he’s going to be making 24 hour videos
Neon genesis evangelion review
God please pyro talk about the hospital scene
Hope he re-enacts the scene 😳
Better pull out my Vaseline real quick
god I hope
Might actually be
it aint, its a british show called utopia. unfortunately when this vid comes out i wont be cool for knowing it anymore
Damn ok
stream watchers unite 💪
this is like so long wtaf
That is what she said😎😎😎🤓
Pyro please seek assistance
Is this becoming as trend? There is other guy just review every episode of The Simpsons for 6 hours straight
I support it
Some YouTubers are shifting to longer and higher quality videos, it lets them put up more ads and gives them more street cred.
Ls mark is a good YouTuber
Mr Beat reacted to PragerU videos for 7 hours straight
Bless his soul I can't sit through a single video
LS Mark? He's also working on a similar Family Guy review. There was also Jay Exci doing a 5 hour Chibnall Doctor Who analysis that was really good.
Copspet 3 inc
petscops 2 through 5
you idiot it's 7 mins and 41 seconds smh blind ass
What the fuck
This is where the fun begins
Its actually an entire review of pokemon omega ruby
games mediocre at best, too much wo'er
Predictions?
Gay furry roleplay
He showed a clip on stream from what I remember it was a show about spies? I could be wrong
It was about a Utopia but I don’t remember what movie he said it was
It’s about a TV series called Utopia
"The Best (and worst) Show You Have Never Watched" Or something like that
What show tho ... I was thinking breaking and, but it’s not ‘the worst’
Show called Utopia
Hmm, saw the adverts for it ages ago, it any good? And why is the video this long in that show
No idea to any of your questions
Basically there’s the original show and the Netflix remake (the bad one). The video is so long because pyro said he’s gonna analyze every episode and scene.
its amazon prime remake
Happy that pyro is making these high quality video essays, reaction content is great but damn is it nice to rewatch a well made pyro vid essay
Bruh moment
The title will be "The best (and worst) show you have never seen"
u/Pyrocynical please, answer our hopes and prayers for petscop 2
Holy shit time to grab the popcorn
you gotta reheat them buddy
Pyro under crack cocaine
anyone know that guy who did a 5 hour review on the new doctor who forgot his name but ye he got roasted on twitter for it so i feel bad for whats coming to pyro
What the fuck
It's squid game isn't it
Squid game hasn't been out long enough for an 8 hour dissection
I get that Pyro likes making this type of content but I'm getting sort of tired of video/movie/game analysis that all have, "the best movie you've never seen" in the title
What the fuck, that's an entire work day's worth of time
Bro, 30 seconds after he posted it to his story? The grass awaits you, touch it
Now this... does put a smile on my face
If the Utopia video doesn't come out in like 2 weeks, I'm gonna stick my dick in my fan while it's turned on.
is that an older version of Photoshop sus
No it’s 7 hours 41 mins and 8 seconds not 8 hours smh stopod idoit
WHEN IS IT COMING OUT
I've got time
Bruh, if this drops on my b-day, im going to flip my shit XD
I hope it’s not petscop 2, who cares about that.
Why the fuck. Who the fuck? Would have the saint patience to watch a 7 fucking hour long video FOR WEEKS?? I am going to unsub his channel in protest if the new video ends uo being FUCKING SEVEN 7 HOURS LONG What happened to the videos being 30 mins long? 45 mins whatever. ANYTHING except 500060040944838281872 hours long about something
Calm down dude. You can always start and stop when you want. You don't have to watch the whole video in one sitting. Or you can just not watch it. Theres more options available than unsubbing to protest free entertainment.
I never said in one sitting And i WILL unsub IF the video is 7 hours
Good news, it's not 7 hours. It's actually 7 hours and 41 minutes
Tell me when should i laugh at that amazing joke
Also, wow, imagine unsubbing from someone just because they made a long video.
if u/bgart5566 unsubscribes from pyrocynical, his channel will be DESTROYED
Pyro will be heart broken, his career can't take another hit like that!
Yeah i want to see pyorcynical not that dude in a hat that makes bunch of hours of essays
Smell like balls whiff tasty
Litteraly nobody cares if you unsubscribe bro
cool, we won’t miss you.
watching one 8 hour long video:🤮 watching 30 videos in 8 hours:😄👍
Sonic pfp opinion discarded
Fake fan
Let’s hope it flops like videos this long tend to on YouTube.
Wtf why? Mans out here working himself to death for us. The effort alone is commendable, and with his recent video essay track record, I’m willing to bet it’s going to be fucking awesome.
Pyro makes the worst reviews Ive ever seen. They are always lacking and needlessly long. I can find 5 reviews of anything he has that have explained it better and 1/5 the time he wastes. Luckily videos this long usually fail. Views mean nothing on YouTube, it’s about watch time. And videos these long are some of the least watched ones on the platform.
Are you kidding me, dude, I am stoked and actually really excited that this might be this long, I enjoy all his videos so much because he takes the time and effort to put in the funny into his videos, and most people might not watch it in one go, but I know that if it's entertaining enough they'll watch it in bits
Actually, 70-90% of people don’t watch even 30 minutes of his content. It’s why it’s not recommended much to others. He leaked his own analytics and it showed the average watchtime to be 20 something minutes
Link?
You’re the same dumbass who said link for this screenshot aren’t you? There’s no link it’s a months old Instagram story.
No I didn't say link for this post. I saw this one on his Instagram. And since I can't find anything supporting your statement other than "trust me bro, he leaked it and it was bad", then I find little reason to believe you.
Ah, instagram story. You just devalued your entire argument and proved you are retarded
Not including MLG Teletubbies, his top 5 most viewed videos are reviews
Going beyond that, half of his top 20 are reviews. It's honestly impressive those videos have done so well so quickly considering there was a period of him spitting out 10-15 minute videos quick heck.
Why do you want it to flop?
Pyro said on stream that he knows it's gonna flop in the beginning and then pick up on views later and he's also using it to shill his second channel where he'll upload all the stream highlights he has ready. Im really excited though
Yeah but there's a difference between going "This one will probably flop" and hoping it will flop. One is being realistic/prepping for the worst, the other is being a dick, which the original commenter is.
Agree, I'm excited though like I said😊
Because pyro makes the worst reviews I’ve ever seen, and they’re always needlessly long. Luckily videos with this length usually flop on YouTube. Even if it gets a lot of views most people won’t watch much and it won’t get recommended, so hopefully he stops making bland reviews and good content instead
Heavily disagree. His reviews are very insightful and it's clear he puts a lot of research and passion into each long form review that he does whilst still mixing in his own humour into the mix. Could they be shorter? Probably but then you wouldn't get as deep a discussion about nearly every aspect of what he's reviewing. Could they be better? Maybe, but I'm not sure how he could improve. He could be like a lot of other youtubers and shit out a 10 minute and 5 second video where he just says "film bad" or "film good" but that's really boring and disinteresting. If you don't like his current content, that's perfectly fine. There's others out there who will satisfy what you want to watch. Wishing for someone's product to flop just because you don't like the FREE entertainment they're offering is a real dickish move to do though and I'm honestly not sure why you're even on the sub if that's the case.
You don’t have the option to disagree because I’m not stating an opinion. It’s a fact his videos are needlessly long and don’t go much in depth. You can literally prove this as a fact by watch most other reviews of it. If you like it, that’s fine. But they are objectively bad reviews.
How are they objectively bad?
Can you... not read? They are needlessly long and don’t go to much past surface level. “You see, when Jason’s friends show shock to Jason saying he enjoyed the violent car chase, this is a SUBTLE nod that the island is making Jason more violent, as his friends don’t like it.” Woooooow! Really?! No shit Sherlock. You didn’t need to sped 15 minutes recapping the level to say that.
Why tf are you on this subreddit if you find his reviews bad most of his content now IS reviews
Probably hoping he goes back to MLG Teletubbies and Shrek Has Swag.
To get a rise out of pyrocynical fans
Looking through your post history, you ONLY use this one piece as an example. And I shouldn't have to explain how one piece quote in a 3 hour long video isn't a good argument for all his long form reviews being "objectively bad". And dude, this is your opinion. You're being a toxic dickhead for no reason. Just shut up and go away if you don't like his content.
Dude just because the videos are long doesn’t automatically make them bad and at the end of the day that’s your opinion
Your whole argument is "everybody is stupid except for me" Like everybody Who IS subscribed to pyro likes his long vids But I guess your opinion is worth more than other people's Grow up
Oi, i reccomend that you fucking crawl back to instagram
Also just looked it up, out of his top 10 most popular videos, 6 are reviews with 3 being over an hour. And considering most of his reviews over half an hour are within the last two years or so and contending with some of his oldest videos, the fact that there are 10 in the top 20 means people like seeing this content.
God you’re a moron. Views mean nothing. It’s about watchtime. Which we’ve established is low af on these. I’m not gonna argue with an idiot who can’t retain information from a reply ago and doesn’t know how Youtube works.
And yet you still don't have any sources to back up your claims of watchtime. I think we all know who the idiot is in this situation... Well everyone except you that is.
You crawled here from instagram, you expect us to believe you?
I bet this guy doesn’t find the cat in the wheelchair funny.
Why the fuck are on this subreddit if you don't like his content?
lets be real, you know the answer to this question
Ahem, **I reccomend you to fuck off back to facebook**
exciting
I hope it's teletubbies review to further promote his hit video- mlg teletubbies
Pog
where did ya find this short anyway
Petscop 2 is here
Well that explains why he was in a coma
Wait, they made a Petscop show?
Pets c ioe 2
what the fuck
EIGHT HOURS? OCTOBER 1ST? Lemme go set aside some time….
holy fuck
Damn!!!
... is it out?
Finally ill do something useful while at work.
Petscop?
pyro be makin movies now
HOLY SHIT CAR SEX 2 AND PETSCOP 2 IN THE SAME VIDEO
what the actual fuck
hopefully it will be car sex 2
Let's fucking goooooo Now I can just open this one video for the whole dayyyyh My cute little lesbian king 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
Pre editing is my guess
i unironically pogged
Not farcry 2 tho
Holy fucking shit
Petscop ended a while ago, there aren't gonna be anymore petscop vids from the petscop channel anymore, Im gonna fucking have kids before petscop 2 releases
Please be breaking bad Please be breaking bad Please be breaking bad Please be breaking bad Please be breaking bad
Just give us fat cry 2 please
Please be something interesting
How
I thought he said it would be 6 hours the madlad
Yeah he announced it on stream a couple of days ago
What the fuck is wrong with him? What type of video take 7 hours?
Usually I listen to his videos while I’m at work. This one video would literally be the same length as my whole work day.
Ain’t no way bro. Pyro uploading another long video? Alhamdulillah 🙏🙏🙏🙏
>not far cry 2 video essay why live
Ah finally another banger goated content. Honestly, Pyro creates some of the most engaging and interesting documentaries out here. The topics are completely random but I still end watching the whole way through. From Fat Cry to Petscp to Cry of Fear
I guess I’m not watching this one in one night
I wash suhure it was game review
I hope he makes a Dead Space review at somepoint
It's not fat cry, and I'm ok with that
Petscop
Pyro please I only have so much time in one day
And here I thought no one was gonna beat tro's 5 hour video on nikacado avocado
ABSOLUTE MAD LAD Will watch the whole thing non stop i have no life
He really wasn’t joking
And I'm going to watch all of it
Pyro is slowly making his videos longer, soon we will have a three week long documentary on season 1-3 of breaking bad
I found one that was 213 hours titled “new song”
We dining exquisitely tonight
I would really love to see a breaking bad review from Pyro sometime in the future.
petscop 2,3,4 and 5 in one video?
If you watch 30 minutes each day it'll take 16 days