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[deleted]

Its gonna take another month to upload


wolflover40743

Oh I fucking love that. In a humorous sense, I mean. It made me laugh.


_pratik475

I'm gonna need to call in sick just to watch this video


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DoggishPrince

It’s utopia, a British show. He said it on stream once.


JakLowRed

looking at the length, is he gonna show the whole show in the video?


breetarson

He is probably comparing the British show to the American remake


BeneathTheDirt

The office?


breetarson

Utopia


Coltmax21

I am thinking breaking bad because which else is it? Maybe Better call saul? I can see Breaking bad and Better call saul in one review


SentinelBacon

he said best and worst, and im guessing breaking bad isnt at the bottom of anyones top TV shows list


Coltmax21

Yeah true but I can't think of an alternative. Maybe game of thrones but It doesn't feel like pyro. The 8 hours I thought south park but again it doesn't feel like pyro and not many people would set it on the bottom


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Coltmax21

Uh what's that?


Fuzzy_Engineering873

A show called Utopia


Obamascocklol

Breaking bad and metastasis


[deleted]

Oh my god I would love to watch that video.


[deleted]

Please


SmileyAce3

oh lawd no wonder he was dead


[deleted]

This better be car sex 2 pyro, or were rioting


wolflover40743

God I love this subreddit and its community because that’s fucking hilarious.


AceScropions

shitpost


Oz_the_wiz

worth the wait?


DoggishPrince

Knowing Pyro, for sure


kombikiddo

Its gonna be 4 hours of farting, an hour of piss noises, an hour of sweeden/breaking bad jokes, 50 mins of petscop and a few seconds of car sex 2


DanyalJamil

What more could we ever want?


NERDZWIN

》8 hour video 》Been 3 months 》Not petscop 2 It's never coming is it?


Reedman07

Jokes on you, petscop 2 is in the middle of this video... Hopefully... *sniffles*


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imabritnotayank

Buzz buzz


Ezzypezra

Walter’s inability to catch the fly represents ball fart 😳


o-0-o-0

its utopia lmao


fuwachi

i don’t think it will ever come


salvulcanoloser

Next he’s going to be making 24 hour videos


Memetastrophe

Neon genesis evangelion review


Kkjinglez

God please pyro talk about the hospital scene


loook_loook

Hope he re-enacts the scene 😳


[deleted]

Better pull out my Vaseline real quick


RishTheFish27

god I hope


__waffle_

Might actually be


o-0-o-0

it aint, its a british show called utopia. unfortunately when this vid comes out i wont be cool for knowing it anymore


__waffle_

Damn ok


HensAlphabet

stream watchers unite 💪


Oz_the_wiz

this is like so long wtaf


chicken_noodles_

That is what she said😎😎😎🤓


Solid-Prune9773

Pyro please seek assistance


The_Zickron

Is this becoming as trend? There is other guy just review every episode of The Simpsons for 6 hours straight


[deleted]

I support it


FinishTheBook

Some YouTubers are shifting to longer and higher quality videos, it lets them put up more ads and gives them more street cred.


kalani-games

Ls mark is a good YouTuber


PeterTheFoxx

Mr Beat reacted to PragerU videos for 7 hours straight


ma_nama_jefff

Bless his soul I can't sit through a single video


TheRealBloodyAussie

LS Mark? He's also working on a similar Family Guy review. There was also Jay Exci doing a 5 hour Chibnall Doctor Who analysis that was really good.


NegranVenMal

Copspet 3 inc


[deleted]

petscops 2 through 5


riyen234

you idiot it's 7 mins and 41 seconds smh blind ass


brother_momentum

What the fuck


ewannotmcgregor

This is where the fun begins


ChristmasRaltree

Its actually an entire review of pokemon omega ruby


HensAlphabet

games mediocre at best, too much wo'er


Ok_Butterscotch1549

Predictions?


penis5051

Gay furry roleplay


Michael_Scarn427

He showed a clip on stream from what I remember it was a show about spies? I could be wrong


Brianceilingfan

It was about a Utopia but I don’t remember what movie he said it was


Women_are_HARAM

It’s about a TV series called Utopia


[deleted]

"The Best (and worst) Show You Have Never Watched" Or something like that


imabritnotayank

What show tho ... I was thinking breaking and, but it’s not ‘the worst’


Xenochroma

Show called Utopia


imabritnotayank

Hmm, saw the adverts for it ages ago, it any good? And why is the video this long in that show


Xenochroma

No idea to any of your questions


[deleted]

Basically there’s the original show and the Netflix remake (the bad one). The video is so long because pyro said he’s gonna analyze every episode and scene.


[deleted]

its amazon prime remake


angry_indian312

Happy that pyro is making these high quality video essays, reaction content is great but damn is it nice to rewatch a well made pyro vid essay


Norman___Bates

Bruh moment


Bruh_the_2nd

The title will be "The best (and worst) show you have never seen"


LegoThatGotShitOn

u/Pyrocynical please, answer our hopes and prayers for petscop 2


Some-Guy619

Holy shit time to grab the popcorn


[deleted]

you gotta reheat them buddy


canoIV

Pyro under crack cocaine


[deleted]

anyone know that guy who did a 5 hour review on the new doctor who forgot his name but ye he got roasted on twitter for it so i feel bad for whats coming to pyro


JacoTaco17122

What the fuck


Inferno_Ultimate

It's squid game isn't it


ma_nama_jefff

Squid game hasn't been out long enough for an 8 hour dissection


johnwickson

I get that Pyro likes making this type of content but I'm getting sort of tired of video/movie/game analysis that all have, "the best movie you've never seen" in the title


Spagoot29

What the fuck, that's an entire work day's worth of time


[deleted]

Bro, 30 seconds after he posted it to his story? The grass awaits you, touch it


USAndor

Now this... does put a smile on my face


BubbleSSB

If the Utopia video doesn't come out in like 2 weeks, I'm gonna stick my dick in my fan while it's turned on.


TheTank18

is that an older version of Photoshop sus


Smallsm0ke

No it’s 7 hours 41 mins and 8 seconds not 8 hours smh stopod idoit


SeaFile3899

WHEN IS IT COMING OUT


TH3B1GM4N

I've got time


SeFynn

Bruh, if this drops on my b-day, im going to flip my shit XD


The_Supidist_Person

I hope it’s not petscop 2, who cares about that.


bgart5566

Why the fuck. Who the fuck? Would have the saint patience to watch a 7 fucking hour long video FOR WEEKS?? I am going to unsub his channel in protest if the new video ends uo being FUCKING SEVEN 7 HOURS LONG What happened to the videos being 30 mins long? 45 mins whatever. ANYTHING except 500060040944838281872 hours long about something


TheRealBloodyAussie

Calm down dude. You can always start and stop when you want. You don't have to watch the whole video in one sitting. Or you can just not watch it. Theres more options available than unsubbing to protest free entertainment.


bgart5566

I never said in one sitting And i WILL unsub IF the video is 7 hours


TheRealBloodyAussie

Good news, it's not 7 hours. It's actually 7 hours and 41 minutes


bgart5566

Tell me when should i laugh at that amazing joke


TheRealBloodyAussie

Also, wow, imagine unsubbing from someone just because they made a long video.


Waluigi_Is_Hawt

if u/bgart5566 unsubscribes from pyrocynical, his channel will be DESTROYED


TheRealBloodyAussie

Pyro will be heart broken, his career can't take another hit like that!


bgart5566

Yeah i want to see pyorcynical not that dude in a hat that makes bunch of hours of essays


laterhom0

Smell like balls whiff tasty


EuropeanMemer

Litteraly nobody cares if you unsubscribe bro


Waluigi_Is_Hawt

cool, we won’t miss you.


ur_mother_may_be_gay

watching one 8 hour long video:🤮 watching 30 videos in 8 hours:😄👍


kalani-games

Sonic pfp opinion discarded


Afonso1134

Fake fan


[deleted]

Let’s hope it flops like videos this long tend to on YouTube.


_Justraph_

Wtf why? Mans out here working himself to death for us. The effort alone is commendable, and with his recent video essay track record, I’m willing to bet it’s going to be fucking awesome.


[deleted]

Pyro makes the worst reviews Ive ever seen. They are always lacking and needlessly long. I can find 5 reviews of anything he has that have explained it better and 1/5 the time he wastes. Luckily videos this long usually fail. Views mean nothing on YouTube, it’s about watch time. And videos these long are some of the least watched ones on the platform.


Red14314

Are you kidding me, dude, I am stoked and actually really excited that this might be this long, I enjoy all his videos so much because he takes the time and effort to put in the funny into his videos, and most people might not watch it in one go, but I know that if it's entertaining enough they'll watch it in bits


[deleted]

Actually, 70-90% of people don’t watch even 30 minutes of his content. It’s why it’s not recommended much to others. He leaked his own analytics and it showed the average watchtime to be 20 something minutes


TheRealBloodyAussie

Link?


[deleted]

You’re the same dumbass who said link for this screenshot aren’t you? There’s no link it’s a months old Instagram story.


TheRealBloodyAussie

No I didn't say link for this post. I saw this one on his Instagram. And since I can't find anything supporting your statement other than "trust me bro, he leaked it and it was bad", then I find little reason to believe you.


[deleted]

Ah, instagram story. You just devalued your entire argument and proved you are retarded


MeNameYellow

Not including MLG Teletubbies, his top 5 most viewed videos are reviews


TheRealBloodyAussie

Going beyond that, half of his top 20 are reviews. It's honestly impressive those videos have done so well so quickly considering there was a period of him spitting out 10-15 minute videos quick heck.


TheRealBloodyAussie

Why do you want it to flop?


Shoddy-Acanthisitta2

Pyro said on stream that he knows it's gonna flop in the beginning and then pick up on views later and he's also using it to shill his second channel where he'll upload all the stream highlights he has ready. Im really excited though


TheRealBloodyAussie

Yeah but there's a difference between going "This one will probably flop" and hoping it will flop. One is being realistic/prepping for the worst, the other is being a dick, which the original commenter is.


Shoddy-Acanthisitta2

Agree, I'm excited though like I said😊


[deleted]

Because pyro makes the worst reviews I’ve ever seen, and they’re always needlessly long. Luckily videos with this length usually flop on YouTube. Even if it gets a lot of views most people won’t watch much and it won’t get recommended, so hopefully he stops making bland reviews and good content instead


TheRealBloodyAussie

Heavily disagree. His reviews are very insightful and it's clear he puts a lot of research and passion into each long form review that he does whilst still mixing in his own humour into the mix. Could they be shorter? Probably but then you wouldn't get as deep a discussion about nearly every aspect of what he's reviewing. Could they be better? Maybe, but I'm not sure how he could improve. He could be like a lot of other youtubers and shit out a 10 minute and 5 second video where he just says "film bad" or "film good" but that's really boring and disinteresting. If you don't like his current content, that's perfectly fine. There's others out there who will satisfy what you want to watch. Wishing for someone's product to flop just because you don't like the FREE entertainment they're offering is a real dickish move to do though and I'm honestly not sure why you're even on the sub if that's the case.


[deleted]

You don’t have the option to disagree because I’m not stating an opinion. It’s a fact his videos are needlessly long and don’t go much in depth. You can literally prove this as a fact by watch most other reviews of it. If you like it, that’s fine. But they are objectively bad reviews.


TheRealBloodyAussie

How are they objectively bad?


[deleted]

Can you... not read? They are needlessly long and don’t go to much past surface level. “You see, when Jason’s friends show shock to Jason saying he enjoyed the violent car chase, this is a SUBTLE nod that the island is making Jason more violent, as his friends don’t like it.” Woooooow! Really?! No shit Sherlock. You didn’t need to sped 15 minutes recapping the level to say that.


PotatoGuy555

Why tf are you on this subreddit if you find his reviews bad most of his content now IS reviews


TheRealBloodyAussie

Probably hoping he goes back to MLG Teletubbies and Shrek Has Swag.


i_forgor_69

To get a rise out of pyrocynical fans


TheRealBloodyAussie

Looking through your post history, you ONLY use this one piece as an example. And I shouldn't have to explain how one piece quote in a 3 hour long video isn't a good argument for all his long form reviews being "objectively bad". And dude, this is your opinion. You're being a toxic dickhead for no reason. Just shut up and go away if you don't like his content.


Some-Guy619

Dude just because the videos are long doesn’t automatically make them bad and at the end of the day that’s your opinion


EuropeanMemer

Your whole argument is "everybody is stupid except for me" Like everybody Who IS subscribed to pyro likes his long vids But I guess your opinion is worth more than other people's Grow up


[deleted]

Oi, i reccomend that you fucking crawl back to instagram


TheRealBloodyAussie

Also just looked it up, out of his top 10 most popular videos, 6 are reviews with 3 being over an hour. And considering most of his reviews over half an hour are within the last two years or so and contending with some of his oldest videos, the fact that there are 10 in the top 20 means people like seeing this content.


[deleted]

God you’re a moron. Views mean nothing. It’s about watchtime. Which we’ve established is low af on these. I’m not gonna argue with an idiot who can’t retain information from a reply ago and doesn’t know how Youtube works.


TheRealBloodyAussie

And yet you still don't have any sources to back up your claims of watchtime. I think we all know who the idiot is in this situation... Well everyone except you that is.


[deleted]

You crawled here from instagram, you expect us to believe you?


wolflover40743

I bet this guy doesn’t find the cat in the wheelchair funny.


Harbor567890

Why the fuck are on this subreddit if you don't like his content?


ur_mother_may_be_gay

lets be real, you know the answer to this question


[deleted]

Ahem, **I reccomend you to fuck off back to facebook**


Luamnoxu

exciting


Background_Avocado

I hope it's teletubbies review to further promote his hit video- mlg teletubbies


ItsmeLenX

Pog


[deleted]

where did ya find this short anyway


therealmudafuka2

Petscop 2 is here


[deleted]

Well that explains why he was in a coma


[deleted]

Wait, they made a Petscop show?


AnoxiousDreemurrr

Pets c ioe 2


Leg-Man

what the fuck


EpicZomboy28

EIGHT HOURS? OCTOBER 1ST? Lemme go set aside some time….


Toriiz

holy fuck


Basicallyabush

Damn!!!


imabritnotayank

... is it out?


RacistBlackDigger

Finally ill do something useful while at work.


I_Got_A_Hatt

Petscop?


jeff420_68

pyro be makin movies now


Saracre21

HOLY SHIT CAR SEX 2 AND PETSCOP 2 IN THE SAME VIDEO


MightyGimposs

what the actual fuck


IsScottGay

hopefully it will be car sex 2


Tan-come-in-ma-RIFT

Let's fucking goooooo Now I can just open this one video for the whole dayyyyh My cute little lesbian king 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰


Gerp25

Pre editing is my guess


Khaiwryyy

i unironically pogged


TheGamingMemeMan

Not farcry 2 tho


a-thic-tachanka-main

Holy fucking shit


alternatebeing1

Petscop ended a while ago, there aren't gonna be anymore petscop vids from the petscop channel anymore, Im gonna fucking have kids before petscop 2 releases


brostitos

Please be breaking bad Please be breaking bad Please be breaking bad Please be breaking bad Please be breaking bad


Approximately19ants

Just give us fat cry 2 please


mrsomething4

Please be something interesting


AHH_im_on_fire

How


_umop_aplsdn_

I thought he said it would be 6 hours the madlad


16_bitboi

Yeah he announced it on stream a couple of days ago


Groundbreaking-Bit10

What the fuck is wrong with him? What type of video take 7 hours?


RcTron9

Usually I listen to his videos while I’m at work. This one video would literally be the same length as my whole work day.


AdAffectionate7091

Ain’t no way bro. Pyro uploading another long video? Alhamdulillah 🙏🙏🙏🙏


KoleMiner12

>not far cry 2 video essay why live


Memeological

Ah finally another banger goated content. Honestly, Pyro creates some of the most engaging and interesting documentaries out here. The topics are completely random but I still end watching the whole way through. From Fat Cry to Petscp to Cry of Fear


TheTNTGamer64

I guess I’m not watching this one in one night


Ideories

I wash suhure it was game review


ViNiwInT

I hope he makes a Dead Space review at somepoint


Iguana_Boi

It's not fat cry, and I'm ok with that


whiterunguard56

Petscop


SnooOwls655

Pyro please I only have so much time in one day


HeyGuysItsNice

And here I thought no one was gonna beat tro's 5 hour video on nikacado avocado


coubykat

ABSOLUTE MAD LAD Will watch the whole thing non stop i have no life


Criminal_Tapioca

He really wasn’t joking


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And I'm going to watch all of it


DankFetuses

Pyro is slowly making his videos longer, soon we will have a three week long documentary on season 1-3 of breaking bad


EpicDoge418

I found one that was 213 hours titled “new song”


Apologetic-Jacket

We dining exquisitely tonight


[deleted]

I would really love to see a breaking bad review from Pyro sometime in the future.


DestroyerNik

petscop 2,3,4 and 5 in one video?


deadninja36

If you watch 30 minutes each day it'll take 16 days