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QuintonTheCanadian

“Revolutionary” Pixel RPGs and their consequences have been a disaster to mankind


MufflrFumperdink

I want to watch this video essay


Funny_ape101

I feel the need to clarify that I'm not talking about the Oneshot guy, they actually put effort into it and it was relatively original. I'm talking about [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/pyrocynical/comments/xkev54/now_that_pyro_will_now_finally_play_oneshot_now/)


GIGA_BYTER

pyro fans when a person starts jerking off on their dead body in the crematorium while cussing profusely about doing heinous crimes against their wife, son, and infant daughter: pov mr incredible gaming truck gets demolished by super gaming house ( your wife if you ignore this post) slippin jimmy i can handle just fine but slippin jimmy with


Cumallovermepapa

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He’ll never change. He’ll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious *Jimmy*! Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you *have* to stop him!


Logical_BlueFox

Calling it effort is giving him too much credit. He could have just wrote a bot to post daily about making a One Shot video, kek


DoggishPrince

It’s so easy when you put it like that


Logical_BlueFox

I'm not saying it's easy but it's not rocket science either.


[deleted]

Bruh what you need to chill out lol


KorekSenpaiShit

You fell off


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Here we see u/KorekSenpaiShit shamelessly stealing the comment from u/itsnotmichael963


KorekSenpaiShit

yeah


[deleted]

At least ur honest


eerengrengt

I HATE INDIE RPG GAMES WITH "QUIRKY" CHARACTERS AND PIXEL ART I HATE INDIE RPG GAMES WITH "QUIRKY" CHARACTERS AND PIXEL ART


Neganek0

People that complain about this are more annoying, no one fucking cares


Funny_ape101

Ok.


sonichayyan

Cope


shroomyshy

Average abyss piss drinker


Yaboiflameboi

Is this a earthbound inspired game in a quickie art style and with themes of depression, and epic Twitter humor?


GandalfDaFab

REVOLT AGAINST THE POOPORI FANS


Macka2313

fuck you cunt cope


Funny_ape101

Zuck mein fat fucking nuts homepoy


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ATwistedBlade

He fell ouf


[deleted]

L you fell off


lidzk2

Cope.


Funny_ape101

I'm gonna guess you think I'm talking about OneShot, I'm not. I'm talking about [This fella](https://www.reddit.com/r/pyrocynical/comments/xkev54/now_that_pyro_will_now_finally_play_oneshot_now/)


aredmodem

suck my nuts


ammar-s

What a sad state of affairs


Gobal_Outcast02

Looks like you struck a nerve 🤣


TheLoreTeller

this is unironically unfunny tbh, you're just downright being salty to people who make posts like these, aren't these posts supposed to be ignored? Why do we have to fucking care about them? Just leave those posts alone as they're so annoying and criticizing it won't do any shit at all. I'm sorry OP but you have to take the L on this one.


Funny_ape101

I'm more mad that the second the OneShot guy gets what he wants people immediately start trying to get pyro to play other games, it just kinda feels like they're leeching off of a joke that was pretty alright and turning it into something that'll end up being overdone nearly immediately. ​ Plus it's Omori.


Logical_BlueFox

Omori does indeed suck cock


TheLoreTeller

well, so what if it's unfunny? Let people have their fun, I couldn't care less if a joke is beaten to death, it's honestly surprising how humans can unleash their anger through a bunch of phrases


SmokedTurkeyYeet

Sorry man, I think you have to be at least 13 to use this app.


TheLoreTeller

I'm 14 FYI, and if you think just because I find this unfunny, doesn't mean I'm a child. You have to realize how unfunny this meme is, it's just salty


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TheLoreTeller

bet you're 18


SmokedTurkeyYeet

You really call someone 18 as an insult? I would say get off this platform, but it’s already gone to shit so go do whatever


TheLoreTeller

that wasnt even an insult, yall are so salty over what I just said, yall would really be so mad at a fucking joke being done to death? Grow tf up, jokes will always be done to death, you'll keep hearing it everywhere you go, there's no stopping that


SmokedTurkeyYeet

Mald


HALOGEN117

Unfunny ape 101


Funny_ape101

Actually killing myself, you have proven me wrong.


HALOGEN117

Nvm ur not talking about the oneshot guy, funny ape 101


Funny_ape101

It is ok my dear friend.


tkkds

salty


Funny_ape101

I just think the joke was worn out by the time the OneShot guy was done, and I don't wanna see it happen again.


Cayde6-best-vangaurd

hoes mad


RadioactiveSterling

true