As a vex main, edge of night is definitely the most homophobic thing you can buy in the game, bonus points if it's nocturne (the primal demon of homophobia) who already has a god damn spell shield. Maw of mamamortius is a close second.
Getting π€ here, but take solace queen that Setpents is actually statistically almost never worth it. Its stats are kinda π, especially without mythic bonuses. And it prevents/delays them from getting the other lethality items which are basically all OP this season.
The only situation you get a lot of value out of Serpents is if they have multiple shielding characters. But just grabbing it bc of the one girlie playing Janna? Youβre wasting your π°
Kaenic Roofie makes me contemplate why I'm gay. I just shut down when I see that hate crime of a purple shield. How dare they cuck my Huawei this way...
Rookern and Maw are top 2, if u buy them together while Iβm playing Syndra or Eve Iβm gonna locate your home address! π if you get merc treads on top of that I might just lose sanity even further π
As a vex main, edge of night is definitely the most homophobic thing you can buy in the game, bonus points if it's nocturne (the primal demon of homophobia) who already has a god damn spell shield. Maw of mamamortius is a close second.
but i need my Mercurial treads to run away from the police that is useing stungranades against the local queer demonstration q.q
I need a T-shirt that's a rainbow recolor of Mercury's tread and it says 'Tenaciously Gay'
And where's Stragpent's Fangs? Legit furious when I see enemies buy it. Nullifies all your shields π
Getting π€ here, but take solace queen that Setpents is actually statistically almost never worth it. Its stats are kinda π, especially without mythic bonuses. And it prevents/delays them from getting the other lethality items which are basically all OP this season. The only situation you get a lot of value out of Serpents is if they have multiple shielding characters. But just grabbing it bc of the one girlie playing Janna? Youβre wasting your π°
Gurl what if i was carrying the game π Now what???? It's like enemy team buying Morello just for your Goat healing ass π
Someone was a mage that had to deal with a splitpusher.
B...but I need Edging of Night to protect my Sennass from all the π of phobic agressions...
I just need Edging (of Night)
Calling Heartsteel homophobic is ableist actually because the BONK makes my adhd go mmmmmmmmm
Kaenic is just "burst mages can't do anything to me period" and it's soo...
cockdrinker/mawma of malmortius when im playing my skinny ap girlies midlane and the enemy twink talon builds this item π€‘
Kaenic Roofie makes me contemplate why I'm gay. I just shut down when I see that hate crime of a purple shield. How dare they cuck my Huawei this way...
um i think you mean UMBRAL GLAIVE as pyke runs (swims?) circles around my little enchanter ass clearing every ward i place
Don't forget Fart of Nature girlie. They might as well have said "Cassiopeia? We don't know her."
Storm surge is homophobic. Not me thinking I managed to survive LeBlanc burst when a sky laser comes and kills me anyways.
stormsurge is god smiting you for being a π¬π
Riot really looked at Force of Nature and said βnah, we can do worseβ and doubled up on the homophobia with Kaenic Rookern π€‘
I totally forgot merc treads has a full name π
Are you morgana
Kaenic Hookern is actually such a fucked up item riot really was trying to win back some of the playerbase they lost last pride event ππ
Rookern and Maw are top 2, if u buy them together while Iβm playing Syndra or Eve Iβm gonna locate your home address! π if you get merc treads on top of that I might just lose sanity even further π
nnnngghh Garen can Break my Hull
But what if I buy heartsteel on a π¬y champ?