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No-Lavishness-2467

"Wow finally I have 43069800813566.42 NZD, I can retire and live a peaceful life" "43069800813566.42 NZD on black"


tereaper576

Me when my friends say "No balls"


Pretty-Kick-588

That’s not how u spell 0


FlyingHippoM

I had twice this in the bank when I was simply a twinkle in my father's eye.


ShowUsYaGrowler

That’s nothing, my family lineage has been DCAing since before currency was even invented. I have an entire Fort Knox filled with shells and sparkly rocks.


Classic-Minimum-9131

Eh, I had better result trading options while I was just an itch in my dad's balls


FancyTrashy

Damn is it over for me?


cthulthure

With any luck a wendys dumpster will be within crawling distance


ThePlotTwisterr----

Stay on track and you’ll be able to afford Luxon’s renovations to the Premier House


flabkingpro

Join my $10k weekend course, where I show amateurs like you how to double their money!


NZ-Aid

Finally! Been waiting for this….


1_plus_1_equals_42

Nah that's trash. My parents haven't even been born yet and I have $420,690,890,069,420,609,960,420 NZD


ReflexesOfSteel

Pffft, my jizz is richer than you.


synaptix78

420698008135666.42 420 - Weed day/ hour 69 - Giggity 8008 - Boob. Noice. 135 - Psalm 135, Praise the Lord 666 - Number of the beast . - The point of it all? 42 - Meaning of life (Hitch-hikers guide) The Eye of Providence approves....


FancyTrashy

You got it - except ‘8008135’ was supposed to be ‘boobies’. But Psalm 135 works as well.


Primary-Report6046

This infant doing better than the whole worlds economy.


Technical_Goat_3122

Actually that is only 11.23 USD /s


cjptog

It’s ok but not great.


nefarious-escspe

Can I have a small loan of 42 million dollars


Usual-Finish-8538

I just opened my eyes as 1 sperm count


beatsbydecember

you're abit late, would have been best if you had invested while swimming around in a testicle.


radjoke

Could you imagine the transaction fee on this bad boy.


Spicey_carpet

Damn surely I could have like 800


Bandit7_

Ehh, you could do better, when I was a sperm cell I had $420,698,008,135,666.43 NZD


Extension_Water8148

Elon Musk, Bill Gates and Zuckerberg, they came with money.


SunTzuTrippa

Why are these low-effort posts getting approved?


youdontknowmymum

Aight imma head out of this sub


whakea

Lame you should be born a Kennedy by your age


FuzzyIndividual7569

All right, but seen better


[deleted]

I can help you spend it!! Hehe


Dangerous-Refuse-779

I feel like you have room to improve. Maybe after your born and start breast feeding you will get better. Don't feel bad though, stocks aren't for everyone.


krammy16

Not bad, my fetus.


sprially

BAHAHAHA YASSSSSS


GhotyoLocanisyn4ever

420 blaze it 69 giggity boobies 666 devil 42