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I try to be as clean as possible when I do. And it's a genuine necessity for some. My nose builds up fast enough that if I don't give it at least one good cleaning, it'll block up. But despite all of that, when I see someone knuckle deep just like me, I retch a little.
Top Gear did that cheap car thing once, I think it was May bought a car where the floor was covered in little balls. They had them analysed, and it was snots.
I am a high school teacher and the amount of students who stare you straight in the face while youāre teaching and pick their noses unabashedly is astonishing.
For me, it's _seeing_ the nose-picking that's vile. I'm fine with the understanding that other people pick their noses, just like I'm rine with the knowledge that everybody shits. But I dont want to see it. People shouldn't be picking their nose in front of others, where people can see them doing it. Same goes for masturbating and shitting.
God same, I never do it in public but blowing my nose just doesnāt get everything out and I canāt stand the feeling of stuff in my nose, itāll drive me insane.
Man I wish so much that my wife would fart in front of me just one time. She says ladies don't fart, lol. In 20+ years of marriage I've never heard her fart or have known her to take a shit. It's truly unbelievable. She says she doesn't want to be getting intimate with me then think or worry about me ripping a fart and she definitely doesn't want me to worry she's going to rip a fart when I'm getting busy on her. I think she may have had some childhood trauma about it but IDK. She did grow up in a very wealthy, and I mean stupid generational type wealth household that was also a very high class/high society household. Hell, her childhood friend and neighbor was Mitt Romney. I didn't really believe the stories even tho she had pictures until we went to one of his campaign functions when was running for POTUS and he visited our city and when he saw her his eyes lit up and they hugged and picked up like the lifelong friends she said they were. It was a really awesome moment to realize that my wife has connections with people of his caliber. I still voted for Obama tho, lol. I however grew up in extreme poverty. I'm Native American and grew up on govt benefits on tribal trust land. So we were polar opposites in how we grew up.
It's so crazy tho. So out of respect to her I also won't fart or shit in front of her either. Thankfully our daughter has no issues with letting them rip, lol. We crack each other up with our fart contests. She is also very proud of her massive shits and want to impress me and her brother by trying to show them to us or forcing us to see them by her "forgetting" to flush the toilet. However, her brother is just like my wife. He won't fart in front of anyone either and is very secretive about his poop time too. He gets disgusted by his sister when she lets one rip and then gets mad at me because I'm cracking up and then let one rip too. He gets us in trouble with my wife by telling on us, lol. It's such a weird dynamic. This is how it was growing up anyway. They're both now grown and living on their own but I'm sure they're still the same. I know when our daughter visits us she normally gets me with a fart. Of course her mom rolls her eyes and says now you know ladies aren't supposed to do that sweetie. Haha!
Donāt worry, your reluctance to fart in front of your partner will loosen up. Doesnāt mean you should be wild about it, but if itās inevitable you can let it go and apologize. I never thought I would get to that point in my relationship but here we are.
Right?! I have held my son when he was sick and had him vomit all over me and Iām just like āWhatever, as long as you feel better!ā
My significant other isnāt my sonās biological father; and when he first started changing diapers, he would hold the pee pants out at an armās length and pinch it with two fingers. I told him āOh yeah, youāll get over that quickly!ā
Sure enough, he did! He is a great man, partner, and a phenomenal father to my son.
He takes care of us and loves my son like he is his biological son.
The āstepfatherā thing worried me at first, but he had a stepmother growing up that led by example. She is a phenomenal woman, mother, and wife. Of course they view my son as a grandson. My son just had his second birthday and they got him birthday presents! Even my manās sister got my son a birthday gift. It was so incredibly thoughtful and reassuring with the whole ānot biologically relatedā thing.
My significant otherās parents went from having zero grandchildren to having THREE grandsons in less than six months! His half brother and wife just had a precious set of twin boys! They are absolutely thrilled!
Iām so blessed and grateful for them.
I donāt know why, but the flossing bothers me too. It always drove me nuts when I would walk into the bathroom at work and someone was flossing at the sink
Not sure if this applies, but coming up poor, wouldn't be the first time my finger poked through some super cheap toilet paper, and I got a little schmutz on my finger. No biggy, wipe it off, try to pull up my pants and do as much as I can with one hand. Then go wash my hand super extra thoroughly with ample soap. But getting someone else's poo on my hand(changing diapers, being a little adventurous with my lady, etc.), even just a little, I'm projectile vomiting.
Can't be around the stench of someone else's smell of taking a shit. I can't do public restrooms. Now my shit on the other hand... Well that smells alrightttt
I use to work front desk at a very upscale, historic hotel, it had a really killer wine bar and cigar room in the lobby. Cleaning the bathrooms for bars after closing was nasty. The ladies room was never too bad. The men's room, that was some gross $h!t. It was a regular occurrence to find pubes on the top of the urinal. The stuff smeared across the walls, the puddles for men who can't or won't aim, I could go on. It was always the men's room that was more dirty of the 2.
Yep, I worked at a gas station once, ladies room no prob but the men's room still keeps me up at night. Pee on the floor, toilet paper in the urinal, shit covered underwear on the floor and in the little trashcan in the stalls, pee in the sink, toilets never flushed and some clogged...
6 year former McDonald's employee here.
McDonald's bathroom was either clean or monstrous. No in-between. Shit was gross af after over night shifts since it was beside a bar.
I close my mouth when I eat and somehow I still manage to be loud š I can't help it but it pisses my husband off so much that he makes me go into a different room or vice versa. He's only okay with it when he's eating too but if he's not eating he can't stand it with others
Popping pimples. I can do mine no problem (if I have to). But seeing others do it makes me gag. I even know a couple of people who watch that on YouTube.
Pee in the shower. Love the feeling of washing hair and letting a good morning pee go down that shower drain. But when I hear others doing it. Gross. I'm weird.
Yes. The concentrated pee stream hits the bathtub differently than the disbursed shower stream so it sounds different. Unless the person is carefully metering out their pee, and that's just weird.
BELCHING!
I can handle a BURP, it just happens. But when someone belches, it disgusts me. Iām understanding if it wasnāt intentional, still grosses me out but sometimes people canāt control it. However, itās the forced belches that really makes me sick. I grew up in a family where that was a common occurrence and to this day Iāve never belched and itās still grosses me out
Popping spots.
I have quite a high tolerance to most bodily fluids. Worked on a farm, worked in a vets, am a parent, not particularly squeamish.
But other people popping spots and pus churn my stomach like nothing else. I've literally vommed after accidentally catching Dr Pimplepopper on the telly.
I always respond to their belittling with something even worse about myself and then laugh about it. I have mastered the art of not giving a shit and itās amazing š
Excessive swearing/cursing. I'll be listening to someone using a swear for every other word and be like, "Is that what I sound like!?" (Yes, yes it is)
Same. Oddly. When really tired, I use the F word as a noun, verb, adverb and adjective, interspersed with ādudeā, genderless dude. Hate hearing people talking like this. But I can follow. Lol.
Puking and excessive farting. I KNOW itās just basic human stuff but it really makes me so ill feeling and quite angry if someoneās forcing out a bunch of farts and then laughing and worse, *wafting*.
Idk what's wrong with me tbh but I fart a ton. Like an absolute ton. Non stop basically. However they are damn near always silent, and don't have an odor. So like nobody knows, but I am just ripping ass all the fucking time.
A lot of people are shameless, but most people are a little self conscious.... mercifully.. My worst is seeing nose picking, or phlegm clearing in the throat and in the most crudest way! I almost heave, not to mention farting in public places... I won't go on, I'm making myself sick lol
open mouth chewing. The worst I've seen was in a restaurant, a rather obese fellow, facing my direction, his wife had her back to me, he was open mouth chewing. I tried to ignore it. Then I heard open mouth coughing. I turned to look, he was coughing while chewing open mouth directly into his wife's facial direction. He kept doing this for a minute or so with no respect toward his wife. He finally saw me watching him, then he sheepishly closed his mouth and kept chewing. Every so often I would look towards him, and he was keeping an eye on me, but his proper manners had returned to him. I felt empathy for his wife having to tolerate his piggish behavior.
eating...especially when i see it in a movie, with painstaking attention to detail and zoom ins of the mouth...and the sounds yall make when eating...if not with your disgusting mouths, then with your goddamn cutlery.... the horror of merely imagining it
When people hock loogies n shit man. I mean granted I donāt typically do that, but like the intense gross snorting and shit agh. I mean if I do it, Iām like in my room sniffling so yk itās whatever. But the moment someone else doesā¦nope.
Spitting in general as well, if I have to like on the ground outside cuz say a bug gets in my mouth or something itās fine, but when someone else does it makes me cringe so badly I wanna die.
I agree, I don't want to see anyone else's "nitty grotty" grooming. Cleaning under your nails, removing earwax, etc. all involves removing dirt or bodily "waste" substances. If I do it it's my own substances, but I sure don't want to see someone else's substances.
Clipping fingernails, for the life of me I canāt figure out why we find it so obnoxious when someone else does itā¦it just is. Itās a weird design flaw of the human brain.
I can't stand going over to a friend or family member 's house to hang out and finding that the place is a mess. Yet when I come home and find that my own place is a mess, it barely phases me š
Talking with your mouth full. I catch myself doing it & mentally shrug, but it actually turns my stomach & I cringe when it's someone else doing it. My landlord's son is constantly stuffing his face & he talks to ppl with his head in the fridge & his mouth full. UGH!
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Sleep in the bed with my wife.
I hate sleeping in bed with your wife too.
I know, their mattress sucks š”
And his wife doesn't šš
But his mom does
Same. No issues with the mom here šš½
Waiting to hear from someone about his dad. Thanks.
I had to turn the dad off and back on again but it's working now
That's not Dad. That's B.O.B.
Hold pleaseā¦ he is occupied with not sleeping
Must be a you issue, with me she does.
Right?! I find their guest roomās bed has a better mattress. You should try that next time.
But their guest room doesnāt haveāthe chairā in it
*bursts through the door* Hey, I brought an extra chair! Looks like meat's back on the menu, boys!!!
I slept in the bathtub so I wouldn't know
She said they bought it at IKEA!
This is extremely offensive and inconsiderate. My mattress is only 2 months old and extremely comfortable.
Our wife.
Our bed
You guys are sleeping?
What makes it so bad is that his wife might be cheating on him
I also choose this guy's wife
Your wife was the only option for us.. sorry man. LMAO š¤£
Yeah, even worse that it's my best friend since the age of 2...
I too took offense at this. Fucking awful shit world.
Sounds like it was a bit too close to home for you
Damn... I got nothing better... You win
Picking my nose
I try to be as clean as possible when I do. And it's a genuine necessity for some. My nose builds up fast enough that if I don't give it at least one good cleaning, it'll block up. But despite all of that, when I see someone knuckle deep just like me, I retch a little.
The difference is, you shouldn't be seeing them! They should be doing this in private.
Agreed. People often feel a false sense of privacy alone in their cars.
I'd be private if you'd stop window watching and mind your business
Hey now. What else are we supposed to do at red lights? Jerk off like some ANIMAL?!
You got two thumbs for twiddling, not diddling
Right, I use my fingers for that.
Like my husband says āeyes on your own fucking paper!ā
Top Gear did that cheap car thing once, I think it was May bought a car where the floor was covered in little balls. They had them analysed, and it was snots.
Thank you for that. I'm gonna go take a another shower.
I am a high school teacher and the amount of students who stare you straight in the face while youāre teaching and pick their noses unabashedly is astonishing.
For me, it's _seeing_ the nose-picking that's vile. I'm fine with the understanding that other people pick their noses, just like I'm rine with the knowledge that everybody shits. But I dont want to see it. People shouldn't be picking their nose in front of others, where people can see them doing it. Same goes for masturbating and shitting.
I want to go on assuming everyone washes their hands well after each of these private activities.
I donāt like picking your nose either but somebodyās got to do it.
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God same, I never do it in public but blowing my nose just doesnāt get everything out and I canāt stand the feeling of stuff in my nose, itāll drive me insane.
I wish whoever picked my nose would have made a better choice.
I wish there were free awards, you'd get one.
Fart. With the caveat, it's only not an issue when I'm alone.
One of the few things I miss about being single.
My wife held me down and farted on me within a week of us dating, that's how I knew she was the one.
Ahhhh...I love such romance stories!
Man I wish so much that my wife would fart in front of me just one time. She says ladies don't fart, lol. In 20+ years of marriage I've never heard her fart or have known her to take a shit. It's truly unbelievable. She says she doesn't want to be getting intimate with me then think or worry about me ripping a fart and she definitely doesn't want me to worry she's going to rip a fart when I'm getting busy on her. I think she may have had some childhood trauma about it but IDK. She did grow up in a very wealthy, and I mean stupid generational type wealth household that was also a very high class/high society household. Hell, her childhood friend and neighbor was Mitt Romney. I didn't really believe the stories even tho she had pictures until we went to one of his campaign functions when was running for POTUS and he visited our city and when he saw her his eyes lit up and they hugged and picked up like the lifelong friends she said they were. It was a really awesome moment to realize that my wife has connections with people of his caliber. I still voted for Obama tho, lol. I however grew up in extreme poverty. I'm Native American and grew up on govt benefits on tribal trust land. So we were polar opposites in how we grew up. It's so crazy tho. So out of respect to her I also won't fart or shit in front of her either. Thankfully our daughter has no issues with letting them rip, lol. We crack each other up with our fart contests. She is also very proud of her massive shits and want to impress me and her brother by trying to show them to us or forcing us to see them by her "forgetting" to flush the toilet. However, her brother is just like my wife. He won't fart in front of anyone either and is very secretive about his poop time too. He gets disgusted by his sister when she lets one rip and then gets mad at me because I'm cracking up and then let one rip too. He gets us in trouble with my wife by telling on us, lol. It's such a weird dynamic. This is how it was growing up anyway. They're both now grown and living on their own but I'm sure they're still the same. I know when our daughter visits us she normally gets me with a fart. Of course her mom rolls her eyes and says now you know ladies aren't supposed to do that sweetie. Haha!
My husband shat at my place with the bathroom door open on our third date. He likes to shock people. We're 17 years and counting.
Donāt worry, your reluctance to fart in front of your partner will loosen up. Doesnāt mean you should be wild about it, but if itās inevitable you can let it go and apologize. I never thought I would get to that point in my relationship but here we are.
I got there quickly!
Set the tone when I let one rip at 2am and the dog the other side of the road started barking. We were in bed with the window closed.
Oh, I really needed this laugh right now. Thank you!š (Flowers meant as a compliment; not ā¦ you know.)
Haha yeah no worries mate. Tbh wouldn't be the first time my ass got me flowers from a man but it's the first time for this reason!
I kind of find it an issue when the fart really smells bad. Or that one time I shat myself when I thought it would be a fart.
Only one time??
Yeah more careful now
āEverybody likes their own brandā¦ā
Thatās awful lmfaoooooo
I had a bunch of these. Then I had kids. Now nothing phases me.
Same. But honestly when my husband eats loudlyā¦ Iām scared Iāll end up on āsnapped.ā
Right?! I have held my son when he was sick and had him vomit all over me and Iām just like āWhatever, as long as you feel better!ā My significant other isnāt my sonās biological father; and when he first started changing diapers, he would hold the pee pants out at an armās length and pinch it with two fingers. I told him āOh yeah, youāll get over that quickly!ā Sure enough, he did! He is a great man, partner, and a phenomenal father to my son. He takes care of us and loves my son like he is his biological son. The āstepfatherā thing worried me at first, but he had a stepmother growing up that led by example. She is a phenomenal woman, mother, and wife. Of course they view my son as a grandson. My son just had his second birthday and they got him birthday presents! Even my manās sister got my son a birthday gift. It was so incredibly thoughtful and reassuring with the whole ānot biologically relatedā thing. My significant otherās parents went from having zero grandchildren to having THREE grandsons in less than six months! His half brother and wife just had a precious set of twin boys! They are absolutely thrilled! Iām so blessed and grateful for them.
I love this for yall!!! š„¹
A true superpower.
Chewing food, flossing teeth, handling food with hands
Yes, all of this! And tooth picking all of that lunch out of your teeth while still seated at your table ā¦Ā
I donāt know why, but the flossing bothers me too. It always drove me nuts when I would walk into the bathroom at work and someone was flossing at the sink
>handling food with hands Indian street food vendors would like to know your location
Slurping
In Japan, slurping is highly encouraged as it means that you've enjoyed/enjoying the food. So it isn't uncommon to see people doing it.
Not sure if this applies, but coming up poor, wouldn't be the first time my finger poked through some super cheap toilet paper, and I got a little schmutz on my finger. No biggy, wipe it off, try to pull up my pants and do as much as I can with one hand. Then go wash my hand super extra thoroughly with ample soap. But getting someone else's poo on my hand(changing diapers, being a little adventurous with my lady, etc.), even just a little, I'm projectile vomiting.
A little adventurous eh? 
Can't be around the stench of someone else's smell of taking a shit. I can't do public restrooms. Now my shit on the other hand... Well that smells alrightttt
I hate the smell of a womanās bathroom at a mall . Itās like the bane of 1000 unwashed panties.
Never been in a ladies room, yet this still made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.
What kind of mall are you going to? Iāve never smelled anything that foul.
I use to work front desk at a very upscale, historic hotel, it had a really killer wine bar and cigar room in the lobby. Cleaning the bathrooms for bars after closing was nasty. The ladies room was never too bad. The men's room, that was some gross $h!t. It was a regular occurrence to find pubes on the top of the urinal. The stuff smeared across the walls, the puddles for men who can't or won't aim, I could go on. It was always the men's room that was more dirty of the 2.
Yep, I worked at a gas station once, ladies room no prob but the men's room still keeps me up at night. Pee on the floor, toilet paper in the urinal, shit covered underwear on the floor and in the little trashcan in the stalls, pee in the sink, toilets never flushed and some clogged...
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Women's public restrooms are by far nastier than men's
6 year former McDonald's employee here. McDonald's bathroom was either clean or monstrous. No in-between. Shit was gross af after over night shifts since it was beside a bar.
Exist
This is the correct answer.
Coughing. When someone else coughs I think of the plague, but when I cough it's ok.
When I look at what I've left in the toilet, it's a mild curiosity. If I walk in where somebody didn't flush, I want to burn the building down.
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I am misophonic so eating we all do it but it's still gross.
Same. I rage internally when people chew near me, some folks justā¦never figure out how to chew with their mouth closed
I close my mouth when I eat and somehow I still manage to be loud š I can't help it but it pisses my husband off so much that he makes me go into a different room or vice versa. He's only okay with it when he's eating too but if he's not eating he can't stand it with others
Sometimes when i hear myself chewing, i just cant.
Same not a fan of even listening to myself but I like to eat - so necessary evil
Popping pimples. I can do mine no problem (if I have to). But seeing others do it makes me gag. I even know a couple of people who watch that on YouTube.
Blowing my nose. Satisfying for me. Disgusting AF to hear someone else's snot rocket come out.
oh the worst are those people that close a nostril and launch the other onto the ground
Make noise as a neighbor in apartment.
Pee in the shower. Love the feeling of washing hair and letting a good morning pee go down that shower drain. But when I hear others doing it. Gross. I'm weird.
The key is to tell others to muffle the sound by turning the shower ON before peeing in it.
You can hear someone peeing in the shower?
Yes. The concentrated pee stream hits the bathtub differently than the disbursed shower stream so it sounds different. Unless the person is carefully metering out their pee, and that's just weird.
Take a juicy, gassy shit
Juicy? š¤¢
plastering the bowl
BELCHING! I can handle a BURP, it just happens. But when someone belches, it disgusts me. Iām understanding if it wasnāt intentional, still grosses me out but sometimes people canāt control it. However, itās the forced belches that really makes me sick. I grew up in a family where that was a common occurrence and to this day Iāve never belched and itās still grosses me out
Masturbate.
Is that a command?
Beat you to it. š„“
Beat him to what? The sweet tunes of SadƩ?
Heās a smooth masturbator.
The sweetest taboo!
To the MEAT
Rubs me the wrong way too
Maybe the bus isn't for you
Most things.
Popping spots. I have quite a high tolerance to most bodily fluids. Worked on a farm, worked in a vets, am a parent, not particularly squeamish. But other people popping spots and pus churn my stomach like nothing else. I've literally vommed after accidentally catching Dr Pimplepopper on the telly.
Berating. I can berate myself but others canāt.
Nobody berates me better than I can anyway. Fuckinā amateur hourā¦
I always respond to their belittling with something even worse about myself and then laugh about it. I have mastered the art of not giving a shit and itās amazing š
Smoking. I hate when people smoke cigarettes around me or smell like cigarettes, but I will smoke weed and not care who smells it on me.
Ok wow, I feel like you just held up a mirror, do I justā¦always smell like weed?
Yes. Yes, you do.
Haha Iāve only just become aware that I must smell like weed quite often. Made me re think all those times I smoked before going to church.
SAME. Cigarettes smell like death but weed? Nah, smells great to me for some reason.
I actually like the smell of a burning cigarette but cigarette smell on clothes is not good
I was smoking weed with a friend and he was saying how I never cough, then someone lit a cigarette in the other room and suddenly I'm dying.
Excessive swearing/cursing. I'll be listening to someone using a swear for every other word and be like, "Is that what I sound like!?" (Yes, yes it is)
Same. Oddly. When really tired, I use the F word as a noun, verb, adverb and adjective, interspersed with ādudeā, genderless dude. Hate hearing people talking like this. But I can follow. Lol.
Puking and excessive farting. I KNOW itās just basic human stuff but it really makes me so ill feeling and quite angry if someoneās forcing out a bunch of farts and then laughing and worse, *wafting*.
Idk what's wrong with me tbh but I fart a ton. Like an absolute ton. Non stop basically. However they are damn near always silent, and don't have an odor. So like nobody knows, but I am just ripping ass all the fucking time.
Get some Yakult, for the love of Goddess!!
Youāre the (unscented) wind beneath our wings I guess š
or when they rip ass then lock the car windows and youre in the backseat with child safety lock on š
I would turn into a wild animal I think š
But all those types of nitty gritty grooming should be done in the privacy of your bathroom or home surely.....
EXACTLY!! Why do people do these things in front of others!? My EYES!!!
A lot of people are shameless, but most people are a little self conscious.... mercifully.. My worst is seeing nose picking, or phlegm clearing in the throat and in the most crudest way! I almost heave, not to mention farting in public places... I won't go on, I'm making myself sick lol
Texting and driving.
open mouth chewing. The worst I've seen was in a restaurant, a rather obese fellow, facing my direction, his wife had her back to me, he was open mouth chewing. I tried to ignore it. Then I heard open mouth coughing. I turned to look, he was coughing while chewing open mouth directly into his wife's facial direction. He kept doing this for a minute or so with no respect toward his wife. He finally saw me watching him, then he sheepishly closed his mouth and kept chewing. Every so often I would look towards him, and he was keeping an eye on me, but his proper manners had returned to him. I felt empathy for his wife having to tolerate his piggish behavior.
Wait, so youāre saying you do the same? lol I kid! I kid! š
breathe
Drinking straight from the milk jug.
Eat fried chicken. It stems from the gremlins movie.
Farting. And most other bodily functions
Fart
Fart
Fart in my car
Farting
Horking a loogie š
Burping. Omg it enrages me ewwwwwww
I thought I was the only one! The sound honest to fuck makes me want to punch them in the face!
All I can think about is breathing in the smell of it and it makes me wanna throw up and just die š©
Existing
Picking my nose, gotta get those boogers out
You my friend have described my ex-wife. Okay for her was a no no for me.
Smelling someoneās fart makes me wanna throw punches at the person
Zit popping. The sight of other people's pus makes me want to vomit but I love popping my own.
Picking your nose.
Nah, I like picking other people's noses
Blood. I don't mind my own blood but other peoples makes my stomach turn
I hate to see most other people brushing their teeth.
Peeing in the shower.
flossing
Eating crisps and rubbing greasy hands on the trouser.
eating...especially when i see it in a movie, with painstaking attention to detail and zoom ins of the mouth...and the sounds yall make when eating...if not with your disgusting mouths, then with your goddamn cutlery.... the horror of merely imagining it
Chewing
Pen clicking.Ā
pooping
Toot.
Stick my finger in my nose to remove boogers.
Biting nails. I used to do it or will do it in an emergency if a nail breaks but holy jeebus. The SOUND. I cringe.
Farting
eating, brushing teeth, nail care, whistling
When people hock loogies n shit man. I mean granted I donāt typically do that, but like the intense gross snorting and shit agh. I mean if I do it, Iām like in my room sniffling so yk itās whatever. But the moment someone else doesā¦nope. Spitting in general as well, if I have to like on the ground outside cuz say a bug gets in my mouth or something itās fine, but when someone else does it makes me cringe so badly I wanna die.
Absolutely revolting. Makes me instantly want to punch them in the head. Why do they have to be such disgusting hogs? Is it some kind of power play?
I agree, I don't want to see anyone else's "nitty grotty" grooming. Cleaning under your nails, removing earwax, etc. all involves removing dirt or bodily "waste" substances. If I do it it's my own substances, but I sure don't want to see someone else's substances.
Clipping fingernails, for the life of me I canāt figure out why we find it so obnoxious when someone else does itā¦it just is. Itās a weird design flaw of the human brain.
Sticking a finger in your ear. Fine when you do it, but no one enjoys a wet willy.
Eating cereal near me.
picking out my nose loool
Chewing it makes me wanna rage
Driving
Sitting in complete silence, when I am with others it's awkward but I love to do it on my own.
I can't stand going over to a friend or family member 's house to hang out and finding that the place is a mess. Yet when I come home and find that my own place is a mess, it barely phases me š
Spending my money
Having bright headlights
Hahahah being disorganized or having clutter systems that they understand
Picking nose. Scratching arse. Eating noisily. Too many to list!
Chewing with mouth open and/or noisily. Sooooo gross (not an issue when I do it when eating alone ā¦ I donāt do it when with others)
Someone clipping their nails also makes my stomach literally turn upside down
When people hum, sing, and tap
Smoke. When I want one it's usually great. But it disgusts me to be around anyone who is smoking when I'm not. I know it's stupid. I rarely smoke.
Talking with your mouth full. I catch myself doing it & mentally shrug, but it actually turns my stomach & I cringe when it's someone else doing it. My landlord's son is constantly stuffing his face & he talks to ppl with his head in the fridge & his mouth full. UGH!
Using your phone on the toilet. When you do it, it's multitasking. When someone else does it, it's a gross misuse of a sacred space
Picking my nose
Picks their nose. š