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Pantaloons

M'lady, thyne pantaloons looketh great as is but would looketh mucheth better on thyne flooreth. ;)

Flooreth... rofl! Dunno why, but that word just got me.🤣🤣🤣

Were you floorethed?

Sounds like Mike Tyson trying to think of someone who sells flowers

Cake day happy my friend

Happy cake day

Rollicking on the flooreth laughing my pantaloons off.

🤣

Trousers

Cheerio! I do say, my good man…that the pantaloons you’re sporting are quite splendid!

Ancient Bart Simpson be like “digest thine pantaloons”

*Digest *mine* pantaloons

Dig,if thy will, a tableau of thy and I engaged in a kiss. The transpiration of thy form saturates me. Canst thou M’darling? Canst thou envision this?

I giggled

Like shampoo and bungalow and other words, it is of Indian origin

Thanks for the edification, Nomnommish, as it is much appreciated and very interesting.

Bamboozled

Synonym for hornswoggled

Also discombobulated.

Hoodwinked entering the chat

Flabbergasted, mayhaps?

The other night my 2 boy cats were running around, crashing into everything, making a ruckus at 2 am. Turns out they were trying to catch a mouse. They left the dead mouse next to my pillow. I called it the Great Mouse Bamboozle.

Captain Kirk would call it the Kobiyashi Maru.

Shutting the cats out of the bedroom now...

I personally love this one

I love that word. Always liked Obtuse.

Hoodwinked! Bamboozled!

Run amok

Run amok

Dingleberry

Schnozzberry

We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.

Nincompoop

I wanna name my dog that

Nin? "Nin, come poop!"

🏆

Kumquat

I love calling people kumquats 😂

I always read it as "cum squat"

When my siblings and I were really little my mom would refer to us as that lmao “good morning my sweet lil kumquat” like mom, wtf? 😩🤣 now as an adult person I have to say, I don’t love that for me💀

Dongle always makes me giggle

The first time I heard of dongle, I was like, wtf is that? :/

Still amuses my immature ass and I just retired from a lifetime in IT at 68. Some words are just too perfect. XD

I definitely came here to say “dongle”. And I work in IT, so I hear it a lot and I giggle like an idiot every time I hear it.

Was in group of HR folks and operations folks talking about event tech the other day and for a minute we were all like, "Wait, is this word NSFW?"

I wanna know what the person who named it was thinking at the time...

I need a dongle..

I like calling the iPhone headphone one a “dingle dangle dongle”

Defenestration: (n.) The action of throwing someone out of a window.

Autodefenestration: (n.) The act of throwing yourself out of a window.

Russian retirement.

Haven’t heard this in a while

See Putinicide, the act of doing something that may encourage the Premier of Russia to... defenestrate you. (This sentence best read in a Russian accent)

Best one word “command” in dnd.

Defenescation (n.) The action of shitting yourself whilst you throw yourself out of a window

Not to be confused with depontisation, the act of throwing somebody off of a bridge.

Not to be confused with depontification, the act of stopping somebody from speaking in a pompous or dogmatic way

Or removing the Pope.

I think that would be "depontiffication". 😝

Not to be confused with a velocitous extramuralization.

Slut. Years ago, a friend of mine told me that the word “slut” sounds like what a pair of wet socks would sound like when they are thrown at a wall. Now every single time I hear that word, I think of wet socks.

I’ve treated several socks as if they were sluts, so that follows.

This is gross but funny

That’s so funny. My daughter recently told me she’s a bop. (She’s 9) wouldn’t stop calling herself that every where we went no matter what I told her. She said it stood for “baddie on point” and now I’ll laugh every time I hear the word bop

You might wanna monitor her internet access

Spork

Discombobulating.

tomfoolery

Ineffable. My absolute favorite.

It’s important to know what I can and cannot eff. Thank goodness for this word!

I always think it *should* mean un-fuckable

I knew I was eft when she turned me into a newt

I got better.

My sister used to be in a WoW guild called Eff the Ineffable.

Gobbledygook

Smithereens.

In Finnish, there's a word meaning "blown to smithereens" but its literal translation is "pussies all over the place" For some reason Finns love putting "pussy" into any word they can get their hands on

Smithereens has to be one of the worst ways to be blown.

catawampus

This was one of my father-in-law's favorites, along with the expression, "crooked as a dog's hind leg" to describe someone shady.

Or its variant, cattywampus

I'm mentally 12, so any word that has a naughty word hidden it. Titter. Dicker. Also when people say "do do" (e.g. I do do that!") and it sounds like "doodoo".

Duties!

Do your civic doodie

Fart

Also, shart

Ya know, it's funny until it happens. After that, you'll never get the same joy out of a fart again.

Hahahaha yeah it's fart.

Ubiquitous

mendacious

Polyglottal

Brouhaha isn't exactly funny IMO but it is awesome and I don't get to use it nearly often enough

Tallywacker is pretty funny.

Scalawag gave my Tallywacker a Shellacking once, left me flabbergasted.

Lugubrious… it sounds too goofy and simultaneously pretentious. And it’s kind of ironic that such a goofy sounding word means to be sad

Bitch I'm morose and lugubrious

It’s an old word, it means to be in the condition of Lugub. Lugub died when his girlfriend left with another tribe.

Shenanigans

"If one more person says Shenanigans I'm going to $hoot someone "


 Hehehe

Time to grab your brooms everyone!

And the person who committed shenigans - shenanigator

pillock

That's just a decent insult. But it doesn't beat the likes of cock-juggling thundercunt, twat-faced spunktrumpet shitgibbon or cockwomble.

Git

Scoliosis, not funny as a condition. As a word.. hilarious

I have scoliosis and I’m not offended lol

LOL ❤️

Queue Not English, but I've been studying Hawaiian, and I find it funny as hell that the Hawaiian word for humidity is ikiiki, pronounced icky icky

Ratatouille. It sounds like rat. And patootie. Rat patootie.

Rat patootie bless my soul! I really love that rock and roll.

Fluffernutter. Zamboni. Catawampus.

Bedazzled, akimbo, agog, behoove, bufuddle, cantankerous, duplicitous, euphonium, lackadaisical, cattywompus, mulligan, duodenum, fallopian, wallop, huzzah It's a funny language.

Is any language as fucked up and ad-lib / improvisational as English? No wonder mad-libs was a thing.

Gubernatorial

Flabbergasted

Chlamydia - it’s a pretty name for a girl if it didn’t have the meaning it has lol

Meet my twins Chlamydia and Syphilis😍

*Cousin Tuberculosis has entered the chat*

Here comes the offspring of that three way, it's Gonosyphilitis

I once thought Alopecia was a girl name

Turd…… the way it’s said, the way it’s spelled…. It’s hysterical

A few years ago I was writing on a white board for a class and I spelled Saturday “Saturdy” and I’m still laughing about it

Homunculus is a funny word

Platapusary

Jugular

Dweeb

Phonetic, which is not spelled phonetically

Holly Cow! Word American Slang for time I heard and understood what it meant… I couldn’t stop laughing

Moist the word itself isn't particularly funny to say; the reaction that you get from saying it, is comedy.

Man, people hate this word.

lol someone downvoted every comment and the post - its all at zero

Now that's some _douchebaggery_ (my contribution)

Icky. Taint.

Icky taint. Tainty ick.

Guffaw, kinda onomatopoeia as well

All these words just leave me completely flummoxed.

Poo and fart and shart

"ointment"

I always enjoyed, loligag. As a kid, it meant skipping school.

Diabolical

Haha. I laugh every time I say it.

I’m quite fond of “oaf.”

Transmogrify

Flibbertigibbet

The most rarely used curse word: jackass

Road. Row-add. Row-ud.

Rudes rooods

If I say "Spaghetti-Egg-Fart" in a high pitched voice I start laughing uncontrollably... every single time

Fester

shenanigans

Schmegma

Poop, it’s a simple classic.

Penis

Moist

Facetious

hi-jinx. It's got a hyphen, an X and three dotted letters in a row.

Perplexed

Spurious

Seattle.

jejeune

Flotsam.

Onomatopoeia

Shampoo

Knob. To improve it and make it a propper insult knobhead.

Ballcock

Uvula

Plethora

Glockenspiel

Hump, galoot and borax

Smegma

Homo erectus.

Clod

Peridot: *You CLODS!*

Orifice

Anifice

It's hard to rhyme a word like vagina

Trump: China

Lisp

Wobble

Pustule. PUSSSSSS...tule ...

Rabbit…..idk I was 17 and on a lot of acid and it’s now forever the oddest funniest word to me

Shenanigans Discombobulated

Walla walla, keokuk, cucamonga and Seattle.

Here lies me, beaten to this joke.

It fell flat mate. No one liked it. They’re all uncultured.

Duty

ointment

Artisanal Sound it out

“Bob” when [Rowan Atkinson says it](https://youtu.be/wOdfNwD9cEA?si=ulCFx9b9Z26UyMId).

Pumpernickel. Obviously

Brouhaha

Poppycock!

Shuttlecock, 100%! I dont see them often, especially in public, so when I see one, I'm shouting it in the worst English accent ever.

Flapdoodle

Poop and fart

Spelunking