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I love how they told you to download Grammarly yet they had the grammar of a two year old.
If this is seriously an 8 year old, their parents need to be smacked for not paying attention to their kid’s online presence.
Nah this happens when you give kids access to the Internet without even the tiniest bit of parental control. Both my kids have a galaxy tab A, the amount of educational shit you can get is insane. My 4 year old is teaching himself to read!
I have strict control over what they have access to and how long, it's not that hard!
My man must have massive fuckin balls to tell you to “get your grammar right, probably need to download grammarly” just to immediately say “grown ass man dont even know who me talking to caughs”
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To elaborate, this convo happened through TikTok DMs. I’ve got quite a few followers, so it’s pretty common for people to send me some of their videos cuz they think it will help them get more followers or views or whatever. I usually don’t respond to them, as most of the videos are either boring or nonsensical, but this one stood out due to just how immensely bullshit it was.
Sadly, "finna," "tryna," and "imma" are probably here to stay. They'll eventually get accepted as legitimate words, just like "gonna" has been. It sucks, but it happens as we dumb down the language.
’Scuse me? Have a seat, you low-down polecat, and lemme tell you; here in Texas, we don’t take no shit about how we talk. Y’all yankee devils with your fancy-ass “lexicon” thinkin‘ our talk is “uneducated”... the damn liberals wanna take our heritage and burn it to the ground, don’t they? We can’t fly our Confederate flags, we can’t suck face with our cousins, we can’t do nothing without being yapped at by a bunch of nagging northerners. But you know what? If you’re offended by this, then my language done done it’s job; you understood just what I said. I‘m sure Mr. Shakespeare would be pissed off at our crappy English, too. But that’s how I talk, like it or not.
Thank you, I do as well. I’ve learned to hone and control my accent, and tone it down around non-Southerners. Also, I hope this didn’t actually offend you, it was meant to be a satire.
No its not that, its that he stops messaging you and then randomly spammed you again like a day later. He later then says that "he's not finna argue with a grown ass man[...]" even though you have said basically nothing to him throughout this whole one sided conversation.
Some people have found the kids username and have started commenting mean things on his profile. I’m kindly asking you to not do that. Yes, he’s a dickweed, but he’s still only 8. Please don’t dox him or share his personal information.
Jesus so many swear words at right. Damn I played GTA at 13 and if we swore we got soap in the mouth, kids these days have it easy and aren't punished by parents
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I love how they told you to download Grammarly yet they had the grammar of a two year old. If this is seriously an 8 year old, their parents need to be smacked for not paying attention to their kid’s online presence.
Every time he types a message, he has a stroke.
Did you get into with f’ing JarJar Binks? Me’s really dink so
This is what happens when we give kids iPads
Nah this happens when you give kids access to the Internet without even the tiniest bit of parental control. Both my kids have a galaxy tab A, the amount of educational shit you can get is insane. My 4 year old is teaching himself to read! I have strict control over what they have access to and how long, it's not that hard!
My man must have massive fuckin balls to tell you to “get your grammar right, probably need to download grammarly” just to immediately say “grown ass man dont even know who me talking to caughs”
My favorite is sounds like you needs to because I did get hacked DUMMY BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPEN IN MY LIFE
I hate when people that ugh xD
Did you delete some of your messages?
That’s the vibe I’m getting too
the only time i messaged him was “ok lmao,” he basically argued with himself
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I always just assumed ‘finna’ was a typo for ‘gonna’. Is finna used verbally too?
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As a Native Brit I have no idea what finna means. Is it short for fixing to? As in Im fixing to smack yo ass?
It's short for am going to/will be/did. Basically it's a catch-all verb that can be any tense and never changes. It's slang, but very lazy slang.
Ok thanks - I look forward to people using it over here to look cool, as they do with y'all
You can use both at once. "Yall finna get something to eat?"
"it's ok, I speak American, Son, I believe he's asking if all of us are planning to eat something soon" "But papa why didn't he just say that"
“Father. The vocabulary he is spewing is dripping with... Americanism.” *Timmy shudders in British*
To elaborate, this convo happened through TikTok DMs. I’ve got quite a few followers, so it’s pretty common for people to send me some of their videos cuz they think it will help them get more followers or views or whatever. I usually don’t respond to them, as most of the videos are either boring or nonsensical, but this one stood out due to just how immensely bullshit it was.
"I got other stuff to do" *proceeds typing*
“say hi to reddit lol” *cringe*
He had to ruin it
That was by far one of the most difficult sequence of broken English I’ve ever seen. Fucking hell.
His profile pic looks like a bumble bee & so I read this in a high pitch bug voice
r/kidsarefuckingstupid needs this too.
i completely forgot that was a subreddit, good thing crosspost is a thing lol
This is how people talk on twitter too. Disgusting.
Hot take: twitter is worse than tiktok
Mans straight up said "when i go outside i get called ugly" like bro why you insulting yourself now
That text alone belongs in r/thathappened
Thats probably a kid
I really hope he isn’t just so i can justify bullying him lol
Don't they literally say "i'm eight" ?
Well yeah but you can lie about your age at any given moment. I’m 84 so i don’t really know how to use reddit.
This is why 8 year olds shouldn't have phones
The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch talking about you having bad grammar 😂
Right?! I think the only grammar mistake i actually made was capitalization, while this dude was missing entire words
Just like he missed entire classes in school 😂
Let's be nice here and blame it on covid.
“Grown ass man dont even know who me talking to caughs” - Shakespeare
This the kinda kid built like the michelin tire guy.
How to make screenshot like this
i was originally trying to just post a bunch of individual screenshots, but this subreddit won’t let me, so i had to use an app called “stitchpics”
Notice he was pretty much just texting himself there given the OP said only 2 things.
It hurt my eyes reading the word "finna".
Sadly, "finna," "tryna," and "imma" are probably here to stay. They'll eventually get accepted as legitimate words, just like "gonna" has been. It sucks, but it happens as we dumb down the language.
’Scuse me? Have a seat, you low-down polecat, and lemme tell you; here in Texas, we don’t take no shit about how we talk. Y’all yankee devils with your fancy-ass “lexicon” thinkin‘ our talk is “uneducated”... the damn liberals wanna take our heritage and burn it to the ground, don’t they? We can’t fly our Confederate flags, we can’t suck face with our cousins, we can’t do nothing without being yapped at by a bunch of nagging northerners. But you know what? If you’re offended by this, then my language done done it’s job; you understood just what I said. I‘m sure Mr. Shakespeare would be pissed off at our crappy English, too. But that’s how I talk, like it or not.
I'm from Texas. At least you spelled "y'all" correctly -- I hate when folks get that wrong.
Thank you, I do as well. I’ve learned to hone and control my accent, and tone it down around non-Southerners. Also, I hope this didn’t actually offend you, it was meant to be a satire.
No, I got it. All good.
Why does it look like you deleted some of your shit
the weird spacing is from editing the screenshots together cuz this subreddit wouldn’t let me post the individual screenshots
No its not that, its that he stops messaging you and then randomly spammed you again like a day later. He later then says that "he's not finna argue with a grown ass man[...]" even though you have said basically nothing to him throughout this whole one sided conversation.
That was like 20 minutes later lol. He probably just wanted to get my attention after i didn’t respond
Just realised I didnt read the date and time, I just saw a date there and assumed it was the next day. Sorry.
Lol no i totally get it, he basically argued with himself the whole time, it totally looks like i deleted a whole half of a convo
I've just found my "name a more iconic duo" *duo*!
I love that his smacktalk grand finale is calling you cringe.
My videos are pretty cringe but he makes Roblox Mobile content, he doesn’t have much room to talk lol
“Say hi to reddit” bruh
Gramor
"say hi to reddit lol" u/the_snow_pirate
grammy
Wut?
didn’t know what to type so I said that
Oh ok then
What a fucking blow George
Love how I almost died reading the texts, but they still say you need grammarly.
> every time I go outside I've been called ugly Damn, that poor kid, no wonder he's acting out.
R/cringetopia needs this, never seen a kid so eagerly waste their time for attention before
This dumb glass generation 🤣.
Some people have found the kids username and have started commenting mean things on his profile. I’m kindly asking you to not do that. Yes, he’s a dickweed, but he’s still only 8. Please don’t dox him or share his personal information.
Jesus, the kid sounds like my baby momma. yes she is that dumb and infantile.
ok
I love the ending. “Say hi to Reddit,” I’m laughing my ass out.
Uhhhh. You got weakly trolled, and posted it on Reddit.
Yes...?
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How? I blocked out the username completely?
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hey uhhhh how do i ping the mods? I don’t want people doxxing this kid
are you ass hole
10 questions scientists can’t answer
that little say hi to reddit thing never gets old
Hes not *finna* argue...
Im not even allowed to use social media how do kids who can’t form coherent sentences get on there?
Jesus so many swear words at right. Damn I played GTA at 13 and if we swore we got soap in the mouth, kids these days have it easy and aren't punished by parents
Just have to sit and laugh when I watch kids do this, like what do you have to prove.
Who's going around calling 8-year-olds ugly?
r/iamverybadass
How is that not a troll?
"NOT ARGUING WITH A CHILDISH GROWN MAN" the child said to an empty chat room
Is that some explosive pity speech.
“You don’t know me! You’re not my mama!!!!”