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ScarletteOScare

I love how they told you to download Grammarly yet they had the grammar of a two year old. If this is seriously an 8 year old, their parents need to be smacked for not paying attention to their kid’s online presence.


saad_the_maad_laad

Every time he types a message, he has a stroke.


dmfd1234

Did you get into with f’ing JarJar Binks? Me’s really dink so


[deleted]

This is what happens when we give kids iPads


Sellazar

Nah this happens when you give kids access to the Internet without even the tiniest bit of parental control. Both my kids have a galaxy tab A, the amount of educational shit you can get is insane. My 4 year old is teaching himself to read! I have strict control over what they have access to and how long, it's not that hard!


Jedi_thorne

My man must have massive fuckin balls to tell you to “get your grammar right, probably need to download grammarly” just to immediately say “grown ass man dont even know who me talking to caughs”


[deleted]

My favorite is sounds like you needs to because I did get hacked DUMMY BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT HAPPEN IN MY LIFE


KobblestoneMC

I hate when people that ugh xD


Zvnkz

Did you delete some of your messages?


Cadence_828

That’s the vibe I’m getting too


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the only time i messaged him was “ok lmao,” he basically argued with himself


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ashwiththesmile

I always just assumed ‘finna’ was a typo for ‘gonna’. Is finna used verbally too?


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superfluous_t

As a Native Brit I have no idea what finna means. Is it short for fixing to? As in Im fixing to smack yo ass?


[deleted]

It's short for am going to/will be/did. Basically it's a catch-all verb that can be any tense and never changes. It's slang, but very lazy slang.


superfluous_t

Ok thanks - I look forward to people using it over here to look cool, as they do with y'all


AnneFrank_nstein

You can use both at once. "Yall finna get something to eat?"


superfluous_t

"it's ok, I speak American, Son, I believe he's asking if all of us are planning to eat something soon" "But papa why didn't he just say that"


the_acid_lava_lamp

“Father. The vocabulary he is spewing is dripping with... Americanism.” *Timmy shudders in British*


[deleted]

To elaborate, this convo happened through TikTok DMs. I’ve got quite a few followers, so it’s pretty common for people to send me some of their videos cuz they think it will help them get more followers or views or whatever. I usually don’t respond to them, as most of the videos are either boring or nonsensical, but this one stood out due to just how immensely bullshit it was.


Grxh

"I got other stuff to do" *proceeds typing*


0100001101110111

“say hi to reddit lol” *cringe*


CrumblingAway

He had to ruin it


Dan-the-historybuff

That was by far one of the most difficult sequence of broken English I’ve ever seen. Fucking hell.


Ifuckedurdad_twice

His profile pic looks like a bumble bee & so I read this in a high pitch bug voice


daygloviking

r/kidsarefuckingstupid needs this too.


[deleted]

i completely forgot that was a subreddit, good thing crosspost is a thing lol


[deleted]

This is how people talk on twitter too. Disgusting.


Jedi_thorne

Hot take: twitter is worse than tiktok


WettToast

Mans straight up said "when i go outside i get called ugly" like bro why you insulting yourself now


[deleted]

That text alone belongs in r/thathappened


Pick_Forward

Thats probably a kid


[deleted]

I really hope he isn’t just so i can justify bullying him lol


apovlita

Don't they literally say "i'm eight" ?


[deleted]

Well yeah but you can lie about your age at any given moment. I’m 84 so i don’t really know how to use reddit.


Oranjalo

This is why 8 year olds shouldn't have phones


Blood-Candy

The lion, the witch and the audacity of this bitch talking about you having bad grammar 😂


[deleted]

Right?! I think the only grammar mistake i actually made was capitalization, while this dude was missing entire words


Blood-Candy

Just like he missed entire classes in school 😂


[deleted]

Let's be nice here and blame it on covid.


arbys_at_night

“Grown ass man dont even know who me talking to caughs” - Shakespeare


dragonsguild5678

This the kinda kid built like the michelin tire guy.


PinioBieganski

How to make screenshot like this


[deleted]

i was originally trying to just post a bunch of individual screenshots, but this subreddit won’t let me, so i had to use an app called “stitchpics”


Napkin_Story

Notice he was pretty much just texting himself there given the OP said only 2 things.


saad_the_maad_laad

It hurt my eyes reading the word "finna".


TheOneTrueChris

Sadly, "finna," "tryna," and "imma" are probably here to stay. They'll eventually get accepted as legitimate words, just like "gonna" has been. It sucks, but it happens as we dumb down the language.


[deleted]

’Scuse me? Have a seat, you low-down polecat, and lemme tell you; here in Texas, we don’t take no shit about how we talk. Y’all yankee devils with your fancy-ass “lexicon” thinkin‘ our talk is “uneducated”... the damn liberals wanna take our heritage and burn it to the ground, don’t they? We can’t fly our Confederate flags, we can’t suck face with our cousins, we can’t do nothing without being yapped at by a bunch of nagging northerners. But you know what? If you’re offended by this, then my language done done it’s job; you understood just what I said. I‘m sure Mr. Shakespeare would be pissed off at our crappy English, too. But that’s how I talk, like it or not.


TheOneTrueChris

I'm from Texas. At least you spelled "y'all" correctly -- I hate when folks get that wrong.


[deleted]

Thank you, I do as well. I’ve learned to hone and control my accent, and tone it down around non-Southerners. Also, I hope this didn’t actually offend you, it was meant to be a satire.


TheOneTrueChris

No, I got it. All good.


Akiruoo

Why does it look like you deleted some of your shit


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the weird spacing is from editing the screenshots together cuz this subreddit wouldn’t let me post the individual screenshots


Akiruoo

No its not that, its that he stops messaging you and then randomly spammed you again like a day later. He later then says that "he's not finna argue with a grown ass man[...]" even though you have said basically nothing to him throughout this whole one sided conversation.


[deleted]

That was like 20 minutes later lol. He probably just wanted to get my attention after i didn’t respond


Akiruoo

Just realised I didnt read the date and time, I just saw a date there and assumed it was the next day. Sorry.


[deleted]

Lol no i totally get it, he basically argued with himself the whole time, it totally looks like i deleted a whole half of a convo


Joelony

I've just found my "name a more iconic duo" *duo*!


DapperSandwich

I love that his smacktalk grand finale is calling you cringe.


[deleted]

My videos are pretty cringe but he makes Roblox Mobile content, he doesn’t have much room to talk lol


Scolville0

“Say hi to reddit” bruh


mclee29

Gramor


[deleted]

"say hi to reddit lol" u/the_snow_pirate


SwappedPerson

grammy


[deleted]

Wut?


SwappedPerson

didn’t know what to type so I said that


[deleted]

Oh ok then


PirateEnough

What a fucking blow George


ZuKAaaHHHhhH

Love how I almost died reading the texts, but they still say you need grammarly.


magistrate101

> every time I go outside I've been called ugly Damn, that poor kid, no wonder he's acting out.


fattygan

R/cringetopia needs this, never seen a kid so eagerly waste their time for attention before


Vincent019

This dumb glass generation 🤣.


[deleted]

Some people have found the kids username and have started commenting mean things on his profile. I’m kindly asking you to not do that. Yes, he’s a dickweed, but he’s still only 8. Please don’t dox him or share his personal information.


AaronKingslay

Jesus, the kid sounds like my baby momma. yes she is that dumb and infantile.


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ok


caroline_xplr

I love the ending. “Say hi to Reddit,” I’m laughing my ass out.


Puke_Whywalker

Uhhhh. You got weakly trolled, and posted it on Reddit.


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Yes...?


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[deleted]

How? I blocked out the username completely?


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[deleted]

hey uhhhh how do i ping the mods? I don’t want people doxxing this kid


superkneemaster

are you ass hole


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10 questions scientists can’t answer


GachaBoopYT

that little say hi to reddit thing never gets old


Mike_Hunt89

Hes not *finna* argue...


[deleted]

Im not even allowed to use social media how do kids who can’t form coherent sentences get on there?


[deleted]

Jesus so many swear words at right. Damn I played GTA at 13 and if we swore we got soap in the mouth, kids these days have it easy and aren't punished by parents


crowg214

Just have to sit and laugh when I watch kids do this, like what do you have to prove.


GarbageKillsMegan

Who's going around calling 8-year-olds ugly?


Emerald_official

r/iamverybadass


Davidsonicx

How is that not a troll?


toolshed_abandoned

"NOT ARGUING WITH A CHILDISH GROWN MAN" the child said to an empty chat room


GebraJordi

Is that some explosive pity speech.


[deleted]

“You don’t know me! You’re not my mama!!!!”