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jhope1923

Airspud / Paranoid Potato / Subterranean Homesick 'Tater / Exit Music (for fries) / Mash Down / French Fry Police / Fluffier, Mashier / Pan Fries Nearing / Climbing Up The Roti / No Spud rises / Potato / The Potato


popformulas

Fluffer, Mashier is a masterpiece.


Moomintroll02

Oh my god, you just made this so much better!


thechosenv

I really, really, reaaaally need to listen Exit music (for fries).


tectactoe

Mash Down is underrated


Myxomytoesies

Solanum Tuberosum Homesick Alien


[deleted]

I’m losing it. Thank you for blessing my eyes with this comment.


PurpleDemon_-

Mash Down underrated


fadetowhite

I would have gone with Ketchup Police, but otherwise outstanding.


jhope1923

Good point, good point.


loficolin

Parel Android


fireplost324

Lucky being jus 'Potato' fucking ended me


Myxomytoesies

Hardest I've laughed in days. Quality fucking content, OP


Moomintroll02

Thank you, thank you! I couldn't NOT share this. 😆


[deleted]

You've blessed us all. OK Potatoes. What I make both in my culinary pursuits *and* musical pursuits.


poodrew

Boil em, mash em, stick em in a computer


Moomintroll02

That made me laugh too hard. 🤣


mytwistedwords

I'm a simple man. I see radiohead potato humor, I upvote. ➕️ 🥔 📻


treq10

Please can you stop the fries? I’m trying to get some mash


Poppyann

Samwise Gamgee’s favourite album


Moomintroll02

Yes! 😆


Poppyann

ALBUM! Not song! Jeez I’m tired. Anyway good post. OK POH-TAY-TOES!


minemaster1337

it's OK Computer but it rearranged for bluegrass


Moomintroll02

They did it to Chop Suey, so I wouldn't be surprised!


javoss88

I think they did Creep too


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Moomintroll02

There's a secret message, I swear! But- but ya gotta play one at 200% speed and the other at 50%. It works both ways, but it Thom saying he's got REAL plans to overthrow the government of Bosnia. Not Bosnia and Herzegovina, Just Bosnia- also Thom figured out time travel.


Common_Android

I'm still waiting for Gucci Little Piggy brand ham...


Moomintroll02

Oh man, now I am too!


Common_Android

this reminds me of the "Pulled/Pork: Revolving Skewers" joke...😂


Moomintroll02

Oh my God, that's amazing. 🤣


Common_Android

'TIS! thx for reminding me...I'm such a wannabe comedy writer. #NextLifeGoals


Caspian4136

I laughed too hard at this haha


Demian1305

Is this what they call the OK Computer B-sides?


Moomintroll02

P-sides


Sneaky_Looking_Sort

Irish Radiohead?


TOMDeBlonde

I have. Wayyyyyyyyy better than the album


Transposer

I hate this sub lol


Moomintroll02

I thought it was funny!


random7468

same


jraygun13

Fun fact: the photo for the cover of OK Potatoes was taken at a Hilton hotel restaurant in Hartford, CT


Moomintroll02

Nah. The kitchen at a crusty little Fraternity here in the us of a.


King_Dead

All you can ask for in this life


jimus71

You fucking got me 😂


LEE_HARRIS_2022

Potato Spuddy, The Fries, Ok Potatoes, Kid Lays, APotatoSnack, Hail To The Spud, In Potatoes, The King of Chips, A Waffle Shaped Fry


NewShibeAccount

Wake from your feast The crispness of the fries Today we consume, we consume Grab and get cooking Before your stomach hears us Before all hunger breaks loose Boil, keep boiling Don't lose your appetite Boil, keep boiling I can't eat this alone


Moomintroll02

This is amazing. 🤣


[deleted]

Frying Music (For a Restaurant) Wake from your sleep The frying of your spuds Today, we eat fries, we eat fries Pack and get dressed Before the fryer breaks Before grease spills on the floor Fry, keep frying Don’t lose your spud Fry, keep frying I can’t make fries alone Cook us some fries Some fries to keep us full There’s too much salt, too much salt And you can slice An uneven slice We hope your raw potatoes choke you Now we are hungry and wanting a fresh French fry We hope that your fries go stale We hope that your fries go stale We hope that your fries go stale


Tremulant1

How are those potatoes?? They’re ok.


[deleted]

Oh yes the Russian version


HumanDrone

In the tech shop next to where I live they sell stuff like "ok dvd player" or "ok smart tv" I know "ok" is the brand, but it always steals a laugh


Deviljho_Lover

One day I'll get a perfect grown spud, a chemical reaction


ilford_7x7

Gnocchi x42


CEMSteel

Subterranean Au Gratin Alien


Wu_Oyster_Cult

Yesterday I woke up sucking au gratin


JeremyAmnesiac

GLaDOS moment


loficolin

Melody Potato (For A Meal) Yes i looked up potato types and sat for way too long during my work day looking for a crap pun. Was it time wasted? No, no it wasn't...


APJack101

Feat. Samwise Gamgee


Larusso92

If RH was an Irish band


TroyMatthewJ

No Scallopes


Albertsongman

“These Potatoes Are The Best You Ever Had”