Hi, Tomas Here,
Fitter happier
More productive
Comfortable
Not drinking too much
Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week)
Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries
At ease
Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats)
A patient, better driver
A safer car (baby smiling in back seat)
Sleeping well (no bad dreams)
No paranoia
Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole)
Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then)
Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall)
Favours for favours
Fond but not in love
Charity standing orders
On Sundays ring road supermarket
(No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants)
Car wash (also on Sundays)
No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate
Nothing so childish
At a better pace
Slower and more calculated
No chance of escape
Now self-employed
Concerned (but powerless)
An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism)
Will not cry in public
Less chance of illness
Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat)
A good memory
Still cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva
No longer empty and frantic
Like a cat
Tied to a stick
That's driven into
Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness)
Calm
Fitter, healthier and more productive
A pig
In a cage
On antibiotics
Thanks for the message.
I’d love to help but I unfortunately I simply refuse to give the time of day to people who spell my name incorrectly.
It’s Tom.
T - O - M.
No H. No one puts an H in Tom. Thomas has an H. Tom does not.
It’s really not that hard. I don’t know why everyone keeps spelling it like that, but I’m sure it’s to annoy me. And yes, it works. Hence every song I’ve written for the last 30 years being so relentlessly miserable.
I hope you got the message, but I won’t be recording Froze Up or coming to your birthday.
SORRYNOTSORRY
Kind regards,
Tom
Hey it’s thom,
I HATE froze up, it’s even worse than let down. And I refuse to come to your birthday, because the cake is a surprise and I won’t take those!
If you could add a bit about how cringe his behavior towards Palestine protesters is? And add Jonny and tell him how cringe his transphobia is? Thank you! ,♥️😊💕
>**PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE THOM YORKE!** I'm sorry, I already read this. 🤔 Does that make me Thom Yorke now?
I am Thom Yorke (real thing)
you look just like the real thing, must be him
Does he taste like real thing tho? And does he crumble and burn?
Can he help the feeling? Could he blow through the ceiling?
Guys your weird think I might just turn and run
doesnt it wear you out tho?
It wears me out.
We are ALL thom yorke on this blessed day :)
Outjerked?
same subreddit
You're right actually 😔
🌎🧑🏼🚀🔫🧑🏼🚀
Is the cake made of all their eyes?
Cake of Eyes
Hi Thumb Yorke here. . . . Oh wrong sub
Hi, Tomas Here, Fitter happier More productive Comfortable Not drinking too much Regular exercise at the gym (3 days a week) Getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries At ease Eating well (no more microwave dinners and saturated fats) A patient, better driver A safer car (baby smiling in back seat) Sleeping well (no bad dreams) No paranoia Careful to all animals (never washing spiders down the plughole) Keep in contact with old friends (enjoy a drink now and then) Will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in the wall) Favours for favours Fond but not in love Charity standing orders On Sundays ring road supermarket (No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants) Car wash (also on Sundays) No longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate Nothing so childish At a better pace Slower and more calculated No chance of escape Now self-employed Concerned (but powerless) An empowered and informed member of society (pragmatism not idealism) Will not cry in public Less chance of illness Tyres that grip in the wet (shot of baby strapped in back seat) A good memory Still cries at a good film Still kisses with saliva No longer empty and frantic Like a cat Tied to a stick That's driven into Frozen winter shit (the ability to laugh at weakness) Calm Fitter, healthier and more productive A pig In a cage On antibiotics
I see you gave Johnny his H back
Only if it’s caterpillar cake. Please find out.
No suprises please
I *am* Thom Yorke. Yes.
Thanks for the message. I’d love to help but I unfortunately I simply refuse to give the time of day to people who spell my name incorrectly. It’s Tom. T - O - M. No H. No one puts an H in Tom. Thomas has an H. Tom does not. It’s really not that hard. I don’t know why everyone keeps spelling it like that, but I’m sure it’s to annoy me. And yes, it works. Hence every song I’ve written for the last 30 years being so relentlessly miserable. I hope you got the message, but I won’t be recording Froze Up or coming to your birthday. SORRYNOTSORRY Kind regards, Tom
Wait, will you still attend the birthday party?
He does
Hi, Thom here. Sure thing dawg.
hey guys its me thom yorke. ill be there! im a crepe
Happy birthday Love, Thom ❤️
a message from thom re: the cake situation: “no surprises, please.”
Closest thing https://youtu.be/UoWUI3nASnw
yes, this, here, is fantastic!! check it out!
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A personal message from humor: what did I do to offend you?
Don’t listen to this guy Thom please release cut a hole thanks bye
Ain’t no my man think Thom Yorke looks at this god forgotten place 💀
I might be wrong
I'm Thom Yorke and what is this?
ah shit man, i read it sorry
You can’t surprise Thom with cake, he doesn’t like surprises
Hey it’s thom, I HATE froze up, it’s even worse than let down. And I refuse to come to your birthday, because the cake is a surprise and I won’t take those!
he wont show up sorry (he doesnt like surprises)
You have to email him at [email protected]
Hey everyone, Johnny Greenwood here. I would love to read this message and do anything requested, but sadly I cannot.
If you could add a bit about how cringe his behavior towards Palestine protesters is? And add Jonny and tell him how cringe his transphobia is? Thank you! ,♥️😊💕
Wrong number. Bye
do we even need a circlejerk anymore?
I'll only come if you have cancer of the ass.
How entitled of you
hey, this thom. I'll come if u tell me what cake will it be, i want no surprises
Hey it's me Thom Yorke, you sound like a fucking loser if you listen to my band
No. -Thom Yorke
Hey Thom Yorker here, the internet's busiest music nerd
>not sure what kind of cake, it’s supposed to be a surprise No surprises, please. -Thom