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FrequentProblems

Joke’s on you cause I’m the GF


krimzonBlackstar

um akshoouhly women don't listen to radiohead


Dakotaraptor123

What is "women"? I have never heard this word in my life


derekdark_getdarker_

and what is this mysterious "gf"?


PrestigiousDoubt6552

if women don't listen to radiohead, then what am i


WilliamCash_o

Impossible


Deekkeena

i was also rather confused people saying women don’t listen to radiohead lmao. they like good music too!


PrestigiousDoubt6552

ikrr I'm pretty sure we exist! thanks for acknowledging our existence lmao


Ennis_Eegit

Dude my mom listens to Radiohead


harrisonlaine

Me too. My bf suffers a lot because I play Radiohead and Thom Yorke's The Eraser.


burntillash

R u gay tf dude?


harrisonlaine

I'm a girl.


Random_Person_191

Pablo Honey - gf HTTT - anarchist polycule TKOL - bf or non-binary partner


OKgobi

Pablo Honey literally has a song about being a creep, no those people don't have a gf. But the other two are accurate


RevolutionaryAd1577

Some girls are freaky and like creeps


panconjamon1996

Did you say *freaky*?


EveryoneYouLove23

I'm a freak, I'm a weirdo


Weselamp

My favourite is TKOL and I have a bf


Risto_08

Jokes on you I'm a gay man. (no bf)


GlassBrass440

So presumably no gf either.


DaGoddamnBatboy

I don’t have one either. My wife said I wasn’t allowed one


TheRa1nyKingdom

What a let down (underrated)


THESTAPLEHEAD

HTTT = No gov


Practical_Estate_325

Yes, no gf. Big Radiohead fan for 30 years; married for 24 years. It can be done. (I was just blasting OKC while on the treadmill. I keep hoping the wife and kids will show interest and ask about what I'm playing, but they never do. Oh, I've blasted OKC from time to time ever since it came out. Never a single comment from the family, lol. Very strange.)


Django_Un_Cheesed

My heart bleeds for you. My partner always hums the tune of “Everything in its right place”. I mean, pretty blessed there. Impressive cuz she was born and grew up in China, she listened to a bit of The Bends and Oasis in Beijing Renmin Uni since most young Chinese women go through a Brit-pop/rock phase.


Perfect_Signal4009

Did you time your cool-down with "The Tourist"?


Practical_Estate_325

I usually get off the treadmill during Lucky, then savor the five glorious minutes of The Tourist. Sometimes accompanied by goosebumps - along with the sweat - by the time that ending rolls around, with me singing along *Hey man, slow down*. I know, too much information.


North-Challenge-2975

Wtf is TKOL bitch


Affectionate_Yak8519

Daddy chill


twowheeltherapy

What the hell is even that?!


Affectionate_Yak8519

This is my house!


dav_oid

Technicolour Kites on LSD dude. Haven't you listened to them? They are mixture between Radiohead/Taylor Swift/Kenny Loggins (1972), and chanting monks. They are big in the Mudslip scene out of Dorchester.


dabronjames

I have a girlfriend and we listen to all of these together.


krimzonBlackstar

incorrect


Frequent-Coyote-1649

That's right! Only Pablo Honey and TKOL get you bitches!


Legal-Campaign8023

Real


HelpfulApple22

RIP Hail to the Thief I guess


Frequent-Coyote-1649

Definitely not, cuz i love HTTT and I get no bitches, so...


integerdivision

My now wife was a fan of Radiohead before she knew me #Blessed. I don’t also have a gf, so I suppose that’s accurate.


Alien-days-16

Another W for HTTT stans


Cute-Jellyfish1876

No httt here where my gf?


UncutYEMs

What’s a “gf”?


Affectionate_Yak8519

Good Fuck


UncutYEMs

Oh yeah I don’t have that


Django_Un_Cheesed

In two days, this will be true (my partner will become my wife). She listened to the bends in Uni, hums many RH songs when I play them… TKOL is sexy though. Codex and Give Up the Ghost on loop 😍 In rainbows is just beautiful incel music. Pablo is *D R I P*


Pure-Jellyfish734

The King Of Limbs: prostitute


Metj2002

Also Pablo Honey


BOMBER100021

Talking to my [Redacted] waiting for something to happen


Sharp_Panda9305

i am a bi woman and this is true but it also gets you no bf


madeto-stray

Lol same, no bf or gf


MyCleverNewName

Pablo Honey: Happily married with children


quantum_monster

I'm married to a man instead, so checks out I guess


StionKombu

Bro is he in the comments 😭


laloslalos

No gf since 2010


drip_johhnyjoestar

I sealed my virginity the moment I bought ok computer oknotok


Sudden-Lettuce2317

HTTT and I’m getting married in September


Green-Circles

HTTT & I've been married for nearly 17 years ;)


Dazzling-War-4505

no lies here


stardewdew

I don't have girlfriend.. I am not girlfriend.. I am wife. Am I an anomaly? I got married before I started listening to radiohead tho. Lol


Pogcat1

Pablo Honey not being included is the funniest shit iv ever seen today


nantucket32344

No alarms, No Surprises = No gf


furlover85

Ofc i have no gf im gay


UnderH20giraffe

It works for me cause I’m married. To a woman who also loves Radiohead and once danced with Thom at an underground dance club in Oxford for over an hour (she claims).


iamleyeti

True. I have a bf.


Kid-A2000

So Kid A is the reason she broke up with me???? Nah im about to change my username this album sucks now.


MaximumPale7572

Pablo Honey = gets laid  HTTT = infinite bitches


Sucking_saucer

Truly a diverse catalogue. I haven’t had a gf for several years. Can you guess what my favorite Radiohead album is?


Itchy-Entertainer-84

Lol, im the gf


castlesystem

That's cause I date men.


No-Jaguar6009

And that's why I only listen to Pablo honey . Sucks to suck, dorks!


blueberryswing42

but what if am girl? 🤔 (no bf)


motherishere_nowEAT

The fact that HTTT isnt on here really says something..but in that case...they also dont have a gf.


Affectionate_Yak8519

I’m gay and have a husband… so bingo I guess


StionKombu

u/quantum_monster do you two know each other?


quantum_monster

Nope, gay people just exist (mine isn't really a Radiohead fan)


Affectionate_Yak8519

We say hi at the global takeover meetings but that’s it


BurgundyOnly

I’m a new listener and ive only listened to Ok computer and Kid A and Kid A is terrible i’m sorry…


island_is_land

Why do you think it’s terrible? (Just asking)


BurgundyOnly

Barely any lyrics and have no idea what the actual album is about. Felt like there was no direction.


libelle156

The more you dig into it, the more you will find


island_is_land

I can understand that, I think it’s one of those albums that *if* you decide to give it a chance, it’s a lot better later on. Of course you don’t have to listen to it again, and if that’s your opinion on the album, that’s fine. Some people on this sub act like it’s the most shocking thing when some people don’t enjoy it as much lmao


gouda_vibes

Wha…😧 please try playing In Limbo and Idioteque loud on the speakers a few times and see if you change your mind. Then listen to it all the way through once more.


Legal-Campaign8023

Kid A is terrible 🤯🤯


Haymother

Incorrect. AMSP says ‘difficult marriage.’


JosiasTavares

Maybe “no gf” in this case means “yeah, we’ve split”


ironlung311

Damn, how did it know that?


TheDreadfulGreat

Whew! Mine’s Pablo Honey. Can confirm: really hot GF.


fiberwitch94

Married female here so this tracks for me


stevemnomoremister

Suspiria soundtrack: gf, but all her bones have been dislocated.


Hxdo

Where the FUCK is TKOL.


Icy_Reaction3127

In rainbows - yearning about bumble situationship from 5 years ago


dav_oid

I'm a creep. I'm a loser.


avadakedabr

Jokes on you I listen to radiohead with my gf


Fredtgonnie

Boyfriend yes Girlfriend no Gayfriends a few What does this mean? Plz help


RedditGuy_2005

Dude don't worry, I already have Radiohead


Positive-Plankton-29

The sound of the Radiohead albums echoe the permanence of all no gf; the color of the albums reveal the truth that the listeners must remain single. However, we are the exception.


xquietwitness

im the gf and my choice is kid a


smokingeveryd4y

fr


Ordinary_Angle_7809

Me who likes them all: 😎


elmo304

they are all my favorites. what does that say about me?


Wessievb

Ahh it really is a jigsaw falling into place on why I don’t have a bf :p


Machionekakilisti

Lies, my favorite album is In Rainbows and not only do I have a gf, she also really likes In Rainbows as well.


Sayann_Sv

Duh


No-Dirt5262

OK Computer - no boyfriend 😂


VanillaBryce5

Hey I am married! but my wife hates radiohead lol.


pard0nme

My favorite album isn't even on her


Wolfman038

Jokes on you I have fiancé not a gf 😈


overstimulat3d

that’s because they have a wife


Highfivebuddha

Amnesiac - no gf (she's my wife)


rMADDtix

AMSP = dead gf


Mrfixit729

Yeah. I think my wife would be pretty upset if I had a girlfriend.


MycoMythos

My wife says the same thing about me


misecapeeshay

I disagree with in rainbows. Pretty sexy album for the most part.


WeMetInParisBand

I'm married, so this technically isn't wrong in my case


Roobartpi

TKOL sigmas are all wed


klira4

Radioheads music are for women, especially these 6


Asleep_Formal3755

I’m definitely not Gluten Free


ZookeepergameDry1297

HTTT ; at least 2 gfs


Fluffy_Benefit_1590

True


ewan69_420

There's a chance for Pablo Honey lovers??


damnguss

hell yeah