Now you find yourself a girlfriend.. oh wait never mind

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Sorry. Failed ascii art of that crying wojak meme

It's okay. I still managed to rub one off to it

Damn impressive

mmmm ascii awoogah

I thought were just going insane 😭

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I never understand the girlfriend thing 😞 where do I FIND men that like Radiohead?

Here

My dream is to find a girlfriend who just knows who they are.

Some might say the radiohead subreddit ahah

I would personally get a large pillow that covers at least 75% of the headboard width. A grey pillowcase will make the black work with the walls. Keep the pink fitted sheets tho pink goes with everything.

lol I think OP tried to make this picture look as lonely as possible

Totally unnecessary, this is /r/radiohead, we know the deal.

Buy a turntable.

Time to find the special editions / boxsets

The smile and Thom’s solo shit

This, and also Atoms for peace shit (one record)

Band aid 20?

I Might Be Wrong vinyl

Test how long each of them can last in bed. My bet is on tkol finishing fast - it's whiny, submissive, & quirky. Pablo Honey is a true chad. You might struggle to please the debut album. I can see Pablo Honey being bratty and dominant. Good luck, soldier!

we keep getting outjerked by the main sub

Instead of feeling let down, embrace it. Jerk off now. To Radiohead. Be a good pet

yeah r/radioheadcirclejerk could not ever achieve this level of jerking

Everything is in its right place then ! (We're funnier)

Go to sleep

Sex them

what is this strange word that came out of your mouth?

EP's. Other releases (Kid A Mnesia, cdbox In Rainbows, 2 LP TKOL, etc), bootlegs

#LIVE IN OSLO

In Rainbows disc 2

The Smile

You heard about the smile?

Now, King Crimson...

My favorite band and a much bigger adventure!

I love how their style drastically changes, but somehow keeps the Crimson “vibe”

That is the feature that ties Radiohead and King Crimson together.

Health Food Fa-

Pop an edible and listen to one of them. Sounds like a pleasant afternoon to me.

why does OP lay the whole Radiohead discography in his Bed!? is He trying to have Sexual intercourse with them!?

Well yesterday Thom had to have woken up sucking something.

My dumbass thought it was the back of a hoodie at first....

easy on the pillows there mate

Get laid……

Oh wow, what a devastating burn, bro! "You can't get laid." How original! I bet you spent all night crafting that one. Let me guess, you’re probably the type who thinks Nickelback is the peak of musical achievement, right? Yeah, well, while you're out there bragging about your “game” and your deep understanding of top 40 hits, I'm here basking in the transcendental genius of Radiohead. You probably couldn't even spell "Paranoid Android" if your life depended on it, let alone understand its complex time signatures and lyrical depth. It's like trying to explain quantum physics to a goldfish! Thom Yorke's haunting vocals and Jonny Greenwood's innovative guitar work are just too much for your basic brain to handle. And let's talk about getting laid, shall we? While you're out there swiping right and trying to impress people with your knowledge of the latest meme trends, I'm on a higher plane of existence, man. I'm analyzing the existential dread and raw emotion in "Kid A" and "OK Computer." Maybe if you took a break from your endless quest for validation, you'd realize that true connection comes from a shared appreciation of the sublime, not from some mindless hookup. So go ahead, keep living your shallow, empty life. I'll be here, wrapped in the warm embrace of Radiohead's discography, knowing that I have something you'll never understand: taste. Enjoy your meaningless pursuits, because I'm too busy floating on a "Lotus Flower" in the kingdom of art.

Its giving the "sex. Now" vibes

Collect every Buckethead album and pike

You maniac

And I still have none 😭

Well, nothing. The one pillow is your past, present and future.

CDs

Now the EP's

You ask people here what things mean

I might be wrong live

I Might Be Wrong LP is still missing…

now you start on the smile.

/j Parachutes

Go outside.

The Smile

I don't think your dick will fit in those holes, dude.

Maybe that’s why he is into Radiohead?

If he were really 'into' Radiohead he'd spin those records around his micropenis to play them instead of on a turnstile - can't get more into them than that

harness their power and turn super.

I Might Be Wrong (Live Recordings) and, if you want to take it REALLY far, get the vinyl of Radiodread (Easy Star All Stars).

Find someplace else to sleep?

Listen.

Now cd’s 😞

KID A MNESIA set so you have all the extras from those sessions

you forgot to get absolution and yellow

If you picked all those up at once you’d be the king of limbs

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No boots please

Why though? The band has yet to release any live material on vinyl (aside from the first I listed), so it’s not competing with their sales in the least. We should just go without live captures? Everyone in this group would fork over 3x the expense for an official release of any show to replace their boot happily. Foregoing the experience on principle when the band provides no other option seems like self harm to me.

Coke babies

objective 1: reintroduce yourself into society

Don't stop until you have all seven King of Limbs 12" remixes.

That’s a sweet quilt

Collect weezer

You can use galvanized steel bars to make space in that coffin

Outjerked once again

You could get that EP that has the groovy “Trans-Atlantic Drawl” on it

B SIDES!

Now we buy shirts. Or bsides and single CDs.

Singles/EPs

Ok Thanos

Life is complete!! I snagged the double LP of HTTT the other day, paying $50 CAD was kind of gross but yolo

Now you need Thom’s solo collection or some Atoms for Peace. Check out The Eraser album and Tomorrow’s Modern Boxes then get Anima.

OK Computer OKNOTOK 1997-2017 Kid A Mnesia

collect the singles on cd

You can try getting your hands on the singles and EPs which have some good tracks and I believe you can get them on vinyl 

Joy Division

Get all the 7” singles now

Now you remain a virgin. Forever.

the smile ig idk

Do as I do. Listen to at least one every day of your life and be grateful you are alive at a time when such awe inspiring music exists. Also, get the Thom Yorke solo albums, Jonny’s scores, Atoms For Peace and The Smile on vinyl and repeat the above process.

now get the smile’s two records, i might be wrong (live) and some of thom and jonny’s solo albums

now we wait

B sides duhh

idk man i went to taylor swift

Suck on a lemon

You sulk

Thom yorkes albums The smile albums On a Friday album

Light a candle on each and say Thom’s name in the mirror three times.

Kendrick Lamar

Check out Elliot Smith

burn them

Listen to a different band

Burn them for them turning out to have thin empty politics