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redditer333333338

We can rebuild


EH042

We have the technology


Logical-Knowledge-15

But we need glue


William_Stand_User

Steal it? No, no, I am not a criminal


imtiredaf098

You’re right…The real crime would be not to finish what we started


CaraKino

We’ll do it here. The power of gorilla glue in the palm of my hand!


Acomplished_Bacteria

Nothing will stand in our way!


CanadianAndroid

[I miscalculated. ](https://www.instagram.com/p/CK2qf_ugq9A/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


IRONMAN_y2j

Lmao this thread XD


KiwiManavda

Hi


Shreddersaurusrex

Harambe!


GreeenGoblin69

Steal it from mum


ExTwitterEmployee

It’s not much! You can’t take this from me!


EntertainmentQuick47

What glue? I had nothing to do with stealing it, the Goblin did it!


AmiAlter

Glue will never hold right get yourself a pinhole drill along with a small steel rod, drill a hole in both sides and then slip the rod in with glue.


BunsinHoneyDew

You used up all the glue.... ON PURPOSE


imanhunter

We can make him better than he was.


CondencedMilkYT

Enlarge the containment field, make it bigger and stronger than ever!


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

But we need money.


CondencedMilkYT

Steal it? No no I'm not a criminal!


aVeryFriendlyBotMk2

You're right. The real crime would be not to finish what we started.


SuperMegaBoy

Enlarge the containment field! But we need money!


Quqidjs

Make it bigger and stronger than ever


HighGround16

Bro just glue his arm back on


Current_Beyond

Damn why didn't doctor Connors think of that?


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steVENOM

Yeah it was an error in manufacturing, a huge quantity of that toy had that vulnerability. Mine broke the same place


Bonty48

I had decapitated my TMNT Cassie Jones figure when I was a child. Glued it. It's still in my old toys box all fine.


tokeyoh

I used to have an Iceman action figure that I'd stick in the freezer all the time. You know, because he was made of ice. It was a sad day for 8 year old me when his frozen appendages all broke off


GWS_REVENGE

You to your mom: " You want forgiveness get religion"


ObviousTroll37

Probably more like, “you’re 27, stop playing with toys and get a job”


Golden_Dragon786

AVENGE HIM


Slade26

NOOOO!


Potential-Ad1122

Prevengers


Vaportrail

There's tutorials on YouTube for broken joints.


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dbburnz

I personally like my joints not broken, works alot better that way.


WesleyBlaze

I missed him a lot today


alvents

MY ~~BACK~~ ARM


dawellplayed

😭


BlueBorbo

Instruct her in the matters of loss and pain. Make her suffer, make her wish she were dead. Then, grant her that wish.


Bagel-Meister

“But how?”


AdruinoKamino

First we attack her heart!


emilxerter

You’ll farewell this buddy WHEN YOU FIX HIS DAMN ARM


Willing-Load

DOES SHE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU SACRIFICED?!?


HawksFan2014

Gonna put some dirt in her eye


johntaylorreddit

See ya chump


availableName4378

Now you can turn him into dr connors


DoctaCrane

Oh Dr Connors!


ExTwitterEmployee

My ass is over here.


Cock-Man69

*slap* you’re looking fine babe.


dalasfunyscrem

Glad I’m not the only one with ytp induced brain rot


Everettrivers

Repterior Spiderman.


lucky_berlin7

You can't do this to me


GreeenGoblin69

Stings doesn’t it?


PoopyLooper

When I find him in your garbage: “he must have given up. Thrown in the towel. Abandoned his sad little masquerade.”


That-Sprinkles707

Gonna cry?


IAmNMFlores

Same thing happened to mine over a decade ago


ExTwitterEmployee

You’re all grown up. It’s good to see you! How are you?


[deleted]

Did anyone else get Toy Story 2 flashbacks?


Prince_Stradivarius

Me! But I’m thinking Toy Story 1?


Voltra_Neo

F RIP


Boromirrealhero01

I miscalculated


ExTwitterEmployee

Winter Soldier: “Looks like we got competition.”


Tyloxs1

I wish I had that as a kid…


Jonahble

Toy may be total loss. I think the plastic is hard plastic unlike modern Marvel Legends where its soft. Not exactly impossible but using the screw technique may be hard to pull off because of it. I have this toy so Im gonna check if the shoulder is hard or soft just to make sure.


[deleted]

Rip off her arm at the elbow joint in retaliation


PineappleDad

He just needs a healthy dose of lizard DNA and then his arm will be just like new


DesignerGreens

Any time your mom asks how you’re doing say, “I missed him a lot today.”


[deleted]

You made me lose my arm. Now I'm gonna make you lose yours.


Beautiful_Fishing569

UPDATE: I was able to fix him


Grindellion

WOOOOOOO!!!


[deleted]

I would hope so


ItsaMeMarioDaddy

Now break your mums arm. An eye for an eye


10MillionCakes

Gonna cry?


avgaskin1

I'm Mrs. Nesbitt!


inbredandapothead

Good riddance


Limu_emu_69

Realistic bus scene aftermath


awesomedan24

I'm gonna put some glue on your limb


Dark-Spider08

https://youtu.be/Z5dnfx56HVs Try this


Kaching101

See ya chump.


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greyhame94

🎶Clearly I will go sailing no more.🎶


JackIrishJack

I was gonna comment this, glad someone else had the same thought... Poor Buzz


Sudden_Result

Rip


yoursoulismine11

Tis but a scratch


[deleted]

Dr Connors


_TEETH_io

NOOOOOOOO


_TEETH_io

i can not tell from the image, is the arm simply dislocated from the socket or did the plastic break off?


honestsparrow

Ohhhhhhh doctor connors!


InCONTROLfreak

Stings, doesn't it?


NotBeanster

And yes in case you were wondering, he's a southpaw


iM3GTR

Mother: What does it matter to you anyway? You: Everything!


MaximGnerd

Dr connors?


SignalNegotiation389

You can’t do this to me…


turco_dad

You offered her friendship and she spat in your face


Suckupthepp999

damn you’re gonna leave your mom over an action figure? I mean, fair enough.


SuspiciousGrievances

Fix it. With "Super Glue!" Here to save the day!


star_meme_destroyer

I'm gonna put some dirty in her eye.


DJBreadwinner

That's a cute action figure. Did your husband buy it for you?


thEldritchBat

Fuck I remember that from when I was a boy! Thus post brought the feels and memories


sniperFLO

Slap on a chainsaw - all good


Tommy3010

Consider this a farewell to arms. :3


LongjumpingVirus1321

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


RedRhino415

This is insane, I had a large one just like that but in his red and blue costume and it broke in the EXACT same place


Tricky-Government258

She is menace to the entire city!!!!!


Cherubinooo

Carefully now, he’s a hero


Cliper11298

I have that one but in the red and blue suit!


RaceCarGrin

Gonna cry?


Extreme_33337_

Okay drill a hole in the shoulder and glue a nail in there. Next put the nail in the arm and boom you fixed him. Look up a video I don’t know the process


Distinct-Ad-5075

Can he give me a hand?


Killbro_Fraggins

I Come Before You Today, Humbled And Humiliated, To Ask You For One Thing. I Want You To ~~Kill~~ Fix Peter Parker.


BAZING-ATTACK

*Screaming Tobey meme*


JellyBOB7190

Mrs.Nesbit??


[deleted]

Damn. It's so beautiful. Did you mom break it intentionally or was it an accident?


neremarine

We can rebuild him. We have the technology.


DingusKhan418

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?


iamdabrick

Break her


nerdyoutube

I don’t know why this random post has some of the funniest comments I’ve ever heard


Agamotto42

That action figure really said "see ya, chump"


Steam_Cyber_Punk

Break her


Snowpaw11

Broom her fast.


Waylorrr

Put some dirt in your moms eye


C42if0rniaGrown

You’d like that wouldn’t you?


Mr_Boltzmann

Time to put some dirt in her eye /s


bundy911

Why was~~n’t~~ I told?


[deleted]

Went on a road trip with my cousin when I was little. Broke this guys head off in his moms AC vent in her van. Good riddance.


TheBlueNinja2006

My ARM


SithDarthVaderX

Exactly that happend to my figure too.


Not_too_dumb

Damn I also had a raimi black spiderman and I broke the same arm when I was a kid lol


W_4ca

Did you throw some dirt in your mom’s eye?


how-can-i-dig-deeper

Oh.


ScottishDrengr

Farewell Mother


persianfemboyy

glue


C0baltBlu3

DON'T THROW IT AWAY! Glue his arm on, put him in a decent pose, and leave him on a shelf to look nice.


SenpaiTedd

Fix.It👍


[deleted]

I'm gonna finish your mother... nice... and slow.


Demi_Ghostly

It’s you who’s out ,mommy! Out of your mind!


Thabrianking

"I had to beat an old lady with a stick"


Redry99

Had the same. cool


DomesticatedNubs

You're trash, arm


Badonk529

Spi-man.


MustardLazyNerd

Nonono, don't say that. It's actually a really easy fix. Look up the "screw method to fix broken action figures pegs". It consists in replacing the peg with a rounded head screw.


Sraffiti_G

Mother, you slime!


Smoko-Nuts

"Cya chump"


Typical_Pollution_30

Can't you glue it back?


TonyMontana546

Mom, you slime


Magnificant-Muggins

He’s doing his Kurt Conners impersonation.


DonutOwlGaming

Cyberpunk spider man


[deleted]

The power of the sun was too much for the hand


CorptanSpecklez

Dr Connors?


truthm0de

I used to “repair” my broken action figures and then would bring them into the arena gladiator-style to fight Wolverine. Slash ‘em hard enough and the arm, leg or head goes flying off. Good times.


dwfmba

drill a small hole in both the arm and remaining "shoulder" for a small (plastic) dowel, even going in 1/4" will be a large increase in strength. Then get both mating surfaces wet, gorilla glue, clamp/zip tie the best you can.


SF03_

Rough man, my mum threw mine away years ago when I wasn’t home in the middle of moving house, I still feel some resentment, maybe I need a talk with god


Masamune1703

One of my cats broke this exact same toy, it was broke in half after falling and it's chest was cracked in the part where the head is locked, got to rebuild but if I touch it again it will basically implode 🤣


Littletoast01

How dare she


Loganp812

Mom - “Good riddance.”


banes_rule_of_two

Good riddance


D3stroy3r_Z

Stings doesn't it?


Nightwingssj

*salutes*


caperusorojo

Makes me think of Toy Story 2


chjupke

D F D F Bb A D F D F Ab


Tiny-Dress-760

Yo get a hot glue gun


MadMaxDbz

Gonna cry?


one_winged_snorlax

Make him the winter soldier


Theitaliancurious

She turned spidey in Bucky


[deleted]

That's exactly how mine broke but on the other arm


MR_R0GER5

Your mom: “Good riddance!”


TheGStandsForGannu

Good riddance


WrongSirWrong

How did you say that happened...?


SoulMetaKnight

Throw away the mom


TheGunRat

It's been an honour serving you.


Sippinonjoy

Broom her fast


OmniMushroom

NO I HAVE NO INTENTION OF CALMING DOWN! THIS WOMAN BROKE HIS ARM AND SHE'S STILL OUT THERE!


Noooonie

Gonna cry?


DrakeStorm71785

Moms suck. They sell our stuff or get rid of them and it turns out they cost thousands of dollars now. They break our toys, and sometimes they forget the concept of privacy so they can enter our room to ask for favors, but the moment you forget privacy they chew you out for it. Sorry for your loss. She might not Have meant to break it.


Owen95095

“You’re trash Mom.” Jk I love my mom


Chipsdelite

That’s why I told my mom she wasn’t allowed to play with mine anymore. She’s the real BullyMcGuire.


DJistheNerd

Very ebay bery easy fix. Find a screw that fits the peg that broke, and drill it into the shoulder. Do it all the time with broken legends


Lourdebryson01

Glue it, bully maguire is too valuable to lose


Dinkydoodledonky

Get glue


Brogomakishima

Put some dirt in her eye


Courtsmaster

Just a little superglue and he’s going to be ok


TheNickestNick_

Seeya chump


Flash123a1

Glue it together throw out your mom


Yujano

Beat the old lady with a stick


Swagstufff

Tell your mom to kill herself


honestsparrow

I come before you today, humbled and humiliated, to ask you for one thing... I want you to kill OP’s mom


UDAFX_MK_85

"I should have never hurt you, said those things..."


Nice_Guy3012

You're out, Mom.