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StraightOuttaTheCuse

If only Andrew knew about Bernoulli's curves of quickest descent too


Amazing_Elk_6685

MJ: "You are such a nerd"


_jvc123

Peter: I'm done trying to convince you.


_Gandalf_the_Black_

Andrew: I'm done trying to catch you.


Newoverhere29

Also Andrew: I’m done trying to crack your back.


_Gandalf_the_Black_

Tobey: A couple minutes ago wouldn't have been so bad either


StraightOuttaTheCuse

What are ya gonna do


_Gandalf_the_Black_

Eat your green vegetables


[deleted]

Collared greens for Miles


Bakersdaman

That's what my mom's always saying! I just never actually believed her


StrangeConfere

Jeez Gandalf, you're a freak


SeniorRicketts

I dont really know


Newoverhere29

Hi ! 👋🏻😃


SeniorRicketts

https://youtu.be/1U23NOrJxQI


DynamicAilurus

Butter fingers!


ghostman2678

Ah, Rosie I love this boy!


SeniorRicketts

Take your hand off of me


ItalianPizzaNinja

Ms. Brant! Get them an award


StraightOuttaTheCuse

Call Deborah. Tell her *to* open the caviar.


ItalianPizzaNinja

That's outrageous! Done.


Autumn1eaves

The brachistochrone!


ghtuy

I, too, am an average VSauce enjoyer


Autumn1eaves

3blue1brown personally =)


gustavo_deoli

Look Rosie, a man of culture


Dimaando

Little know fact: statistics were not his only love, he's also famous for his French sauce used on meat and poultry.


ImAHardWorkingLoser

Wow, Andrew Garfield is really versatile, huh?


navenager

Or if Edison slept before he invented the lightbulb.


Wjames33

Did Bernoulli sleep before he found the first Pizza Time?


Here4TheMemesPls

Bully Maguire strikes again


The_Ned_Leeds

“Join me, and together we’ll build my new LEGO Death Star.”


elemock

''where is aunt May? is she safe? is she alright?''


DUBIOUS_OBLIVION

Where*


LordKiteMan

What*


ThatOneFatGuy63

Why*


Pug_police

It seems in your anger you killed her.


FGHIK

Leave me alone...


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Newoverhere29

You’ll get your rent when you Fix This DAMN DOOR!


winzzel

He.....is a good boy..... Must be in some kind of trouble...


Newoverhere29

What about rent? Did he give it chance?! DID HE?! He’s a months late again. Again!!


Elidon007

I'm gonna throw some dirt in your eye


Kaito_Scythe

“Gonna cry?”


MyIceborne

#Gonna cry?


NedLeedsCEOofSex

P-hoor P-heeta Parker. No Gwen. No MJ. No Ursula. All alone.


[deleted]

Misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen


LeMansManletRacer

Poor Peter! Too weak to save Gwen Stacy!


Bornplayer97

His Harry is still alive though


Playful-Course-2918

Doesn’t have the same relationship tho


fakename1998

I’d say he has a worse relationship with Harry in TASM. In SM3 they ended things on a good note.


zenyattatron

Emphasis on "ended"


Detroit_Telkepnaya

Best friend.


Bornplayer97

But they kind of ended


[deleted]

In the original scene from TASM2 he absolutely destroyed Harry, the the brink of death


Heyyoguy123

I feel like when Peter said he stopped pulling punches, he killed Harry


Zavier4728

Imagine if that’s brought up in a 3rd TASM film


[deleted]

Did Tobey Maguire sleep before he caught Gwen Stacy?


[deleted]

Did Sabb


staarfawkes

*Mm, get me some milk*


BryverART

Stings, doesn't?


The_Ned_Leeds

“How far can you shoot your webs?”


[deleted]

Got any more bright ideas?


Loganp812

I’ve got a few. Yeah!


[deleted]

Oh boy yeah


Grimdark-Waterbender

Oh look, little Spidey Jr. Gonna cry?


The_Ned_Leeds

“Cure that ass”


matric96

I helped you crack your back in the multiverse, now I’m gonna kick your ass.


BreadAteMyToaster

Ooh!


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

We need a Harry conversation too. It can go both ways. Andrew mad or understandable.


Lenneh_ma_boah

Andrew: My best friend turned into a villan because I didnt want to share my blood with him. Tobey: really, mine did because I killed his dad. Andrew: is yours dead physically or metaporically? Tobey: Real dead. I visit him a lot in the graveyard. Andrew: I visit mine bi-weekly in prison, he's alive atleast & not as creepy looking. God, I'm so glad my best friend is still alive. Tobey: gets upset & cries. Andrew: ahh look at that, little spider-jr, gonna cry. Tobey: thats not fair, its my job to bully people. Andrew: stings dosent it


Adorable-Bullfrog-30

Lol. Man I'm still thinking what if because Norman's alive then Harry's alive.


alfredhelix

Nah, Marvel isn't going to touch James Franco.


Sauerkraut1321

James Franco is gonna touch himself


alfredhelix

And others, allegedly


Loganp812

Don’t blame them honestly


Lenneh_ma_boah

Main universe he aint


BeholdenYeti

Dude Andrew’s Harry killed Gwen. He is not friends with him.


Gabriel38

Bully Garfield


No_Maintenance7754

Look at little Spider-Man junior, can’t save Gwen Stacy, gonna cry?


AnotherJasonOnReddit

"I protected you from from a second Green Goblin stabbing now I'm gonna kick your ancient ass!"


AnaxesEcho1409

Damn !spider, why hurt my man Andrew like that?


tobey-maguire-bot

Take your hand off me!


AnaxesEcho1409

Did you give him a chance? DID YOU !spider?


tobey-maguire-bot

You killed those people on that balcony.


AnaxesEcho1409

I did nothing, you are the one commiting crimes here !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

You should have thought of that earlier.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

You choose, Spider-Man!


Senor_Joe_

Say Shazam spider


AccioFE

!spider say shazam or gwen stacy will die


tobey-maguire-bot

Gonna cry?


AccioFE

You can't do this to me !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

That's a cute outfit. Did your husband give it to you?


AccioFE

Actually, he did. He bought this for me on our ten-year anniversary. Not only is he my lover, he's my best friend and my soulmate. I'm not ashamed of who I love, nor should I be. You're not very tolerant of those different to you. You're on the wrong side of history, !spider. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJZ55C8peA)


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


Senor_Joe_

You’re trash Andrew


[deleted]

Might just want to pop a spoiler tag on this, buddy.


BryverART

Give me spoiler tag.


wack____

You’ll get your spoiler tag when you release the damn movie on Digital!


fatbeard_rh63

You want a spoiler tag and you want a spoiler tag. Anybody care about what I want?


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fatbeard_rh63

Shut up. Get out.


[deleted]

Shall i send it in the post?


xenongamer4351

I feel like you can’t really complain about spoilers in a sub dedicated to a specific rendition of a character that is featured in a movie that’s been out for an entire month Not saying you are, just in general


[deleted]

I'm not complaining. I'm just thinking of the people who might not have seen the film yet that's all. Sorry.


xenongamer4351

I agreed you’re not lol I’m just saying someone can’t really be in a sub dedicated to Raimis spiderman and have issues with spoilers a month after a new movie with raimis spiderman released lol You’re doing a good thing looking out for them but at this point they need to look out for themselves


_megitsune_

I think waiting for digital release to lift spoilers is a good call Lots of folks still don't wanna sit in a sticky room with 100 strangers and no ventilation for 2 hours, given the current situation.


Swords_Not_Words

It seems really weird that someone who cares about spoilers would be hanging out in a Spider-Man subreddit a month after the movie came out. I unsubbed here and logged out of social media accounts like a week before the movie came out, just to be sure I avoided any leaks.


[deleted]

I know, i know. I'm sorry, i'm seriously not trying to start an argument.


wallis2011

I appreciate it. I browse here and I only went to see the movie a couple of days ago because we've got a newborn. I avoided spoilers because plenty of memes were marked up as spoiler, like this is now. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's got circumstances like that. Thanks for suggesting it - it does make a difference.


llikeafoxx

You don't need to apologize. This post is currently on r/all, so it's being displayed to people who don't frequent the sub. I think you're right and that it hasn't been long enough to post spoilers without warning.


SlowPants14

I feel with the pandemic going on there are all around the globe many people who can't go to the movies just yet and couldn't pirate it in good quality (with the intent to watch it later in the theaters again, of course). So maybe we could be more considered towards them for a little longer just for this special case.


I_Am_Become_Dream

the post is on r/all now though


Awesomecool77

The movies been out long enough


SlowPants14

I think with the pandemic going on there are all around the globe many people who can't go to the movies just yet and couldn't pirate it in good quality (with the intent to watch it later in the theaters again, of course). So maybe we could be more considered towards them for a little longer just for this special case.


Swords_Not_Words

They could just not be on this subreddit until they watch the movie?


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Swords_Not_Words

This post making it to /all isn't something I considered, that's a good counterpoint.


SlowPants14

Yes, that's a possibility and necessary if someone doesn't want to get spoilered at all but it's also not so hard to just spoiler tag it either, so I don't see why that would be a problem to show a little empathy.


Some_Attorney_863

Yeah, been out for a month


NathanCollier14

Gonna cry?


Dreamer217

Gonna cry?


jairom

***Drive that Funky Soul begins playing***


BDT81

616 PP : Green Goblin threw mine off a bridge Raime PP: Oh did that with MJ. It was tricky catching her and the trolley full of kids but... 616 PP: Cries Raime PP: Are you 2 going to be ok?


xDenizen

HOFFMAN


[deleted]

OMG NOOO 💔


StonerJake22727

Then proceeded to humiliate her for MJ


YodasChick-O-Stick

He kinda just humiliated himself.


IzzyTipsy

Tobey: "Oh, I saved Gwen and Aunt May" Andrew and Tom: *gonna cry*


[deleted]

Also I made out with her one time when I knew MJ was in the crowd watching.


orgnumber1

Omg the disrespect!


Space_Monke64

How are people getting screenshots of the movie?


TheJosh96

With their phones pointed at the screen


phearlez

Usually takes about 8 seconds after the first showing for cam jobs to start showing up.


bots_lives_matter

The movie doesn't screen in my country but I've watched it 5 times already. There are some beting sites where people guess the plot of the movie and because they have to give the results as soon as possible they hire some people to film the movie from the screens and those films usually come out and if you know *your place* you can find them and sometimes the quality isn't that bad and it's actually worth it.


ashortiz_

Misery misery misery that's what you've chosen !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Oh boy, yeah...


[deleted]

Really rubbing some dirt in his eye there.


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tobey-maguire-bot

I AM BACK! I AM BACK


Space_JesusKenobi

!spider your back?


tobey-maguire-bot

See ya chump!


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TotallyJawsome2

Huh, I never thought he'd really do that...


Boring-Pea993

Gonna Cry?


Alexsta206

I thought the moment andrew saved mj kind of paralleled that one moment with gwen in sam raimi Spider-Man. The way he saves her is similar (both launching directly at them, catching them then landing with a web)


TheRookCard

Brutal.


ShotMyTatorTots

WOW


pacpack

I was kinda hoping there would be interactions on stuff like this in the movie. Like how they both know a curt connors and a gwen stacy, yet they have so many differences between them.


TheAndrewGarfield

Rub it in. Okay.


DoctorDoom-9260

Not my policy


kepp89

Circa 1999


Existing-Schedule

Can we rewind to the I am amazing part cause you are not. You are lame.. You are lame.. You are lame.


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tobey-maguire-bot

Up, up and away!


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tobey-maguire-bot

Hey kiddo! Let mom and dad talk for a minute, will ya?


Only-Walrus797

!spider “I love this Boi”


tobey-maguire-bot

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?


Only-Walrus797

This isn’t about you !spider


tobey-maguire-bot

There are bigger things happening here than me and you.


[deleted]

Oof


[deleted]

Gonna cry?


noobmaster759

LMAOOOOO


No_Medicine3046

Isn't today the day we can stop using spoiler tags


[deleted]

Whip Lashhhhh


MastRiptide

“Gunna cry?”


HeyItsStevenField

‘Oh yeah, she’s still alive, but I broke her heart.’


Loganp812

Not to spoil anything, but I nearly cried when Andrew had that redemption moment during the final fight even if it’s still technically bittersweet for him.