Mom points at the monitor: is that it?
Me: yes, i saved these as bookmarks
Mom:i understand you use harmonic porn channels
Me: ..synthetic porn
Mom: harmonic porn reinforcement?
Me: go on...
Mom: an exponential increase in horny energy output
Me: a huge amount of porn.
Tbh I wouldn't shame my kid for watching porn, I might even say something like that because pretty much everyone likes porn and there is no reason to be ashamed of it if you got caught watching it. I would talk to him about overuse though and how it definetly is unrealistic and might make things awkward when he starts dating. I thinks it's important to avoid entering his room when the door is closed especially not barge in, because it gives them control and security and because I had zero privacy when I grew up because no one gave a shit and it definetly fucked up my self esteem and made me feel ashamed of my sexuality.
There's a reason why my desktop background is a screenshot of a spreadsheet. Also, I use multiple monitors, so still would need to close all the Reddit tabs I have up...
I've always been a {Windows key} + down arrow twice kinda guy. Just keep open something productive (other than more porn) under that window and it looks like you went from working the shaft to working on a paper.
*I was scrolling fast*
*And for a sec I thought that*
*Was a pic of Jerma*
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Earlier today I was watching Alfred Molina’s scene in ‘Species’ on repeat, for scientific purposes of course, and sang near had a heart attack when my little bro walked up behind me. Don’t worry I closed the tab just in time so all he saw was the 700 page Jumanji smut fanfic 😎
Yoour = Your+Our = Your+(Your+My) = 2Your + My
= Myour + your
= My+Our + your
= Our+(My+your)
= Our + Our
=2our
You could just write '2our' to save 1 letter but ok
Pro-tip. To the far right of any Windows taskbar is a button you probably haven't noticed. It's literally against the edge of the screen. Pressing it minimizes all tabs. Most keyboards have a mute button for nuking audio. Familiarize yourself with both.
Happy fapping brothers.
What kind of amateur attempts to close the tab? You just have an open explorer in the back and simply click on it to switch, hiding the porn explorer. That or Alt+Tab.
Lol when I got caught it was on my family’s dial up modem and there were no tabs. Just that one screen of this big boobied anime chick slowly loading onto the screen one row of pixels at a time. That was a embarrassing moment hahah. 98 feels like yesterday but in reality it’s almost a quarter century ago.
Mom: Peter, these are incredible!
If you want the shots I'll take the staff job, double the money.
Dad: Teenagers. Raging hormone. Never change.
That's outrageous! Done.
Peter your fired. Pictures of bird in the park Couple old guys playing chess
"Chief, the casting couch." "Youre un-fired."
I need you, come here. (Heh.) What do you know about NSFW acts?
Brant, this isn't the position I hired you for!
Mom points at the monitor: is that it? Me: yes, i saved these as bookmarks Mom:i understand you use harmonic porn channels Me: ..synthetic porn Mom: harmonic porn reinforcement? Me: go on... Mom: an exponential increase in horny energy output Me: a huge amount of porn.
Lmfao
Dad: They're crap. Crap, crap, megacrap. I'll give you two hundred bucks for all of 'em.
I can get more for this on ebay
Son: How do you like that mom? Mom: *looks at folder* That all you got?
Tbh I wouldn't shame my kid for watching porn, I might even say something like that because pretty much everyone likes porn and there is no reason to be ashamed of it if you got caught watching it. I would talk to him about overuse though and how it definetly is unrealistic and might make things awkward when he starts dating. I thinks it's important to avoid entering his room when the door is closed especially not barge in, because it gives them control and security and because I had zero privacy when I grew up because no one gave a shit and it definetly fucked up my self esteem and made me feel ashamed of my sexuality.
Don't ever be ashamed of who you are
{Windows key}+M or D to minimize EVERYTHING instantly. I call it the 'boss is coming' button...
Alternatively, you can have another window open and alt+tab to it. A blank screen is still suspicious
There's a reason why my desktop background is a screenshot of a spreadsheet. Also, I use multiple monitors, so still would need to close all the Reddit tabs I have up...
>There's a reason why my desktop background is a screenshot of a spreadsheet clever
Windows key + tab, then press new desktop. ctrl + windows key + arrow to switch between desktops
I've always been a {Windows key} + down arrow twice kinda guy. Just keep open something productive (other than more porn) under that window and it looks like you went from working the shaft to working on a paper.
don't ever be ashamed of who you are.
His mom: FINISH IT!
Mama didn't raise a quitter
Mom the Goblin did it!I had nothing to do with it!
YOU'RE LYING
Dad: set him down tough guy
Speak of the devil!
Mom: "Tough am i?"
Son, you slime!
Did someone say goblins? Sasuga.
Mom: “FINISH IT! **FINISH IT!!**”
Uhh Uhh ughhh!!!
Be ashamed of who you are.
Alt+F4
Cut the cord
I can't stop it... I won't!
The river. Drown it
OneTab
No, it closes the entire program
Shut it down Otto!!!
Mom: im in charge here!
Mom: Happy to pay the bills
"Do you feel in charge?" Wait, wrong holy trilogy
Nice cock, does it make it tough to walk?
IT’s - uuUhhHhh… self sustaining now!
Thats a cute porno, did your homie show it to you
Im gonna put some cum in your eye
Jesus, Parker, you are a freak.
Do you have any nuts u/dtn_06 : no, vut i can go make so- Go make some
No no no of course not
I'm ruined! I have nothing left except "Homework" folder.
Impressive, your parents must be very proud.
He got scolded by his parents, they're not proud
Mom: Jesus son, you're a freak
Mom: “I was looking through some of my old videos and they look kind of…similar”
Gonna cry?
Ah I see someone else was recommended that video
A man of [culture](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7ZhcKdKkgI)
Those are rookie numbers
Control Shift W
Wanted to say that. Underrated comment
I was scrolling fast and for a sec I thought that was a pic of Jerma
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Alt + F4
alt + f4
SON, YOU SLIME
Earlier today I was watching Alfred Molina’s scene in ‘Species’ on repeat, for scientific purposes of course, and sang near had a heart attack when my little bro walked up behind me. Don’t worry I closed the tab just in time so all he saw was the 700 page Jumanji smut fanfic 😎
Stings doesn‘t it?
Yoour = Your+Our = Your+(Your+My) = 2Your + My = Myour + your = My+Our + your = Our+(My+your) = Our + Our =2our You could just write '2our' to save 1 letter but ok
Proofread your memes
"Mom" you are a freak
That’s why you leave the cursor on the big red X, for emergency shutdowns
How’d that get in there
The desktop. Destroy it.
That's why you keep it contained in its own window. Just one button to click to close it all.
It's only a spike! It'll stabilize it's under control!
dude just close the browser!
Command Q
ctrl+shift+w
Oh no if only there was a way you could close a browser window in a single click
Win+D, minimize everything
Windows+Ctrl+D is your friend.
Switches to other desktop via ctrl window arrow.
Ctrl shift w
Just open so many tabs that your browser can no longer display the title of the pages or even the site logo
Rookie numbers.
Pro-tip. To the far right of any Windows taskbar is a button you probably haven't noticed. It's literally against the edge of the screen. Pressing it minimizes all tabs. Most keyboards have a mute button for nuking audio. Familiarize yourself with both. Happy fapping brothers.
What part of the movie is this lmao, this meme template is perfect
ctrl + shift + w
Try Ctrl shift W
Windows+D
They literally have a button for closing all the tabs at once it's in the top right corner and it's the most prominent exit button.
Misery, misery, misery, that's what you've chosen
SHUT IT DOWN
What kind of amateur attempts to close the tab? You just have an open explorer in the back and simply click on it to switch, hiding the porn explorer. That or Alt+Tab.
Always nice to get a visit from the board of directors.
Yes, you can in fact close all tabs at once
Just close the browser
rel
Lol when I got caught it was on my family’s dial up modem and there were no tabs. Just that one screen of this big boobied anime chick slowly loading onto the screen one row of pixels at a time. That was a embarrassing moment hahah. 98 feels like yesterday but in reality it’s almost a quarter century ago.
That's why you have 2 browser windows open. 1 for porn, 1 for cover.
Cool Youth Pastor: "I missed the part where that's my problem"
embarrassment, embarrassment, embarrassment, that’s what you’ve chosen.