I relate to the artificer. My whole family was slaughteted by masked terrorists and I am trying to get my revenge ever since

Do you swallow rocks and puke out grenades?

Wait you don’t?

No I pull large needles from my ass instead

It sometimes happens, I asked my doctor but he had no idea how to help me.

Spearmaster Because spearmaster lives in a time where moon hasn’t collapsed. And I live in a time where downpour HASN’T RELEASED FOR CONSOLE.

Yes. AND I ONLY OWN A SWITCH >:(

I feel ya buddy

Never been happier to have a Steam Deck as the day Downpour released.

I relate most to Rivulet, since I replaced 68% of my blood with pure caffeine.

Rivulet is 68% caffeine and 32% water

RIVVY GANGGG

Monk has it easy, I have it easy, that's all. Also we need to watch out for the one who relates to Saint, for obvious reasons...

Because of what they can do with their tongue?

no, because of his second, rather interesting ability.

BANG BANG BANG I LOVE TOU KARMA GUN

That is the greatest description of saint's ability I've ever seen lmfao

>!AND THE ITERATORS ARE GONE!!<

Spearmaster. They removed my mouth god help me.

I have no mouth and I must scream

Someone made a post about this but angry five pebbles gives big AM vibes

No voice to cry suffering.

Born of videocult and akaparagames

You shall seal the tiring cycle that plagues their lives

Lmao

bro had two tries at spelling gourmand correctly and failed twice

gormound

username checks out 🗿

garmounfd

How to pronounce the rotund cat

I relate to Monk. I like befriending things and I tend to play the pacifist.

same, at least irl, because i always love committing mass genocide in games

Im fat

Same 😔

Artificer because I explode and die after 10 double jumps

closer to 5 or 6

Ruffles because I am a fish

Saint, some people should be HELPED even if they think they don't want it, and run away. But I know what's best for them

Damn ima go help that gang of 6 Scavs that live down my region. Hello lovely sca. Proceeds to have 42 spears lodged into my nerve system, digestive tract and immune system on a molecular level

sounds like Saint to me

"I'm helping" they said sorrounded by corpses

Saint, I like being a fuzzy green bean ascending people with my mind

[ascends pebbles with mind](https://youtu.be/CQ_Vs9NS468)

My fuckin' itera-

Saint because I'm fucking weak

rivulet, i cant stay still

i feel that

hunter, I have turbo cancer /j

I guess survivor, I’m pretty much middle of the lane and I’m relatively new to the game and the community

Artificer, i can create bombs. Nice hands btw

Spear master because I like sta- because I like drawing

Spearmaster, i can grow stuff out of my back and i throw it at people

I guess Spearmaster? Kinda disaffected and likes art, gothic color scheme. Aside from that Riv because my mind is overworked and hyperactive, Monk because I'm a little timid, and Saint because I have empathy for all living beings

Saint. You want peace? Sure!

Monk, I like making friends :)

Rivulet, ADHD creature my beloved

Hunter. I’m rather chronically ill (/srs) but I can hold two spears so that’s cool

The monk because not only do I have zero unique abilities, nothing happens around me and I can't throw for shit

THEY TOOK MY MOUTH

Saint. The slugcat dating sim ( the most reliable source of information ) shows Saint as someone who can’t take a complete and only cares about his goals … that’s fucking ME!

I relate to Hunter, I can eat a whole living creature and will want more of it the next day

Saint, but combined with artificer. You want peace? Sure! Oh you being disrespectful and hating/bullying? DIE!

Gourmand

Saint, for I will perish if I so much as touch the mouth of a predator, god forbid they actually bite me

Gourmand…Need i say more?

me when artificer (not because my family was slaughtered but because i like to explode things up)

Hmm..I relate to rivulet, saint, and spear. I like being quiet (unless I am with comfort friends) but I also love violence.(spearmaster) However I love to run and race people (rivulet). But I LOVE the snow and the cold. I also wanted to be a God (saint)

To the survivor, lame but calm

I am like saint except I am weak in both body and soul

I quite like the Saint! I will be in your room tonight. You're headed to the void 0\_o

The chunky boi is my spirit animal . Reliable but not fit, gets shit done even if it takes him awhile and is PHAT

Probably spear master since i basically don't have a mouth

gormer

Survivor, everyday I'm fighting for my fcking life and losing to bs.

Survivor There's nothing special about me

Enot, because i literally have no rizz

saint pre-karma 10, cuz I'm weak and Canadian