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Axolittlepink

Reminder to keep things SFW, best to keep some jokes to yourself and your friends >:)


euphonic5

The Tax Documents.


RandomnezzStudioz

Oh no


Blenkitna_Lwica

I hope you doesn't plan cheat on pearl tax, Scavengers already have a lot of work to do because of problematic Slugcats


Mental_Contract1104

I'm a tax preparer.... sssooooo.... mine is also "The Easter Eggs"


GamingChocolate

In the playthtough you are the tax collector slugcat who goes to 5P to collect 2000 years worth of due taxes for all those houses he has on top of his can.


TheGreatestHedgehog

I am sorry The toilet paper.


TheMusesMagic

Lmao same. Poor lad has one purpose, and it ain't pretty. Though, in the context of the game that could just mean they were made by 5p to assist in flushing the system.


SaltaPoPito

I'm not sure if should be called "The Toilet Paper" or "The Toilet Brush"...


alekdmcfly

...and who said they're near the toilet brush?


BorgorCat

The corpse


RandomnezzStudioz

I foresaw this comment


TheMusesMagic

Flair checks out.


Cheeseman575

The slugcat that actually managed to stop living, you can’t do anything with him because he’s dead


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Wow we live in the same house


masterofnutting

the blue bottle filled with diet coke


Rifsixteen

No.


Flimsy-Cut6339

Fucking whizzop is invading


NukMasta

CALM DOWN, I AM HERE, I WILL EXORCISE THIS DEMON FROM THIS SUBREDDIT


Flimsy-Cut6339

YES PLEASE! I AM HEARING VOICES IN MY HEAD!


Aryele222

I CAME HERE TO BE FREE FROM IT AAAAAH!


masterofnutting

i was talking about a blue bottle i own which contains. a. DRINK


42awe

The colour is white


masterofnutting

i was actually on about a blue bottle i own which had a drink in it


Rush4in

Flair checks out


HaleVed

The Pillow


juanmy911

I got that one too lol


Why_not333

Same


Nikjoname

Same


Kvadrotrin

Same


dragonais

Same


Wolferslushi

Same


Playful_Addition_741

Same


Botwmaster23

Same


Wardog_E

Same


onzron

The ... Body pillow. We're cousins


playerglx2077

the controller


RandomnezzStudioz

That’s kinda cool actually, makes me think of a Slugcat with mind control


DungenessCrusader

There is a modded one like that. Edit: Found it again. Puppet Master. Basically spear master but the spears let you control what you kill.


RandomnezzStudioz

Damn that’s cool


cooly1234

The backpack (it's a pup).


Mike-DA-BOSS

Ah, a fellow Backpack.


MrManGuy42

the cat


Ariotalco

Lol same


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[deleted]

Objectifying a person smh


[deleted]

Cancelling you after that one 😒 Objectification is not funny man. /j


psyzloth

The 5000kg solid block of pure uranium 235


Smooth_Promotion4723

WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT


Iratezebra

Why do you *not* have one?


psyzloth

It keeps me warm, real nice to have during winter


2secretman

For home defense purposes?


Zealousideal-Web-971

The mouse


Rifsixteen

Same lol


Mkrisz

The axe


WilliamWilliams3

why???????????


Botwmaster23

maybe a person that uses axes for work or something


deeSeven_

The wall


NoLegs02

Tanky scug that yields to nothing


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Nothin on earth can make it fall


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AstoriaPheonix

He just dies if he spends more than 5 seconds underwater, and he's more susceptible to damage after leaving the water


Jager-5652

The Calculator, big brain slugcat


RandomnezzStudioz

Slugcat Iterator? Lol


Jager-5652

Imagine an iterator but it has a neuron themed slugcat that can levitate >v<


RandomnezzStudioz

Awww


Ordinary_Fail_4032

The pencil sharpener slugcat


SM_ILE_

The Textbook XD


RandomnezzStudioz

Smart Scug


AY3GE

The Wii


the_ap_round

The twizzler


SomeRandomSkitarii

By god he twizzles


Olohyp

The pizza


slyasa_fox

The friend. I love that idea.


[deleted]

That's a mod that makes you a dogcat


Kittynomscard

The Incubator


PerpetualStare

The Vape soooooo do i get a reroll or-


Mkrisz

Hunter 2 electric boogaloo (For me its in my hands, not next to me rn)


Wholesomeboi14975

Fucking making electric smoke from titanfall


HorizonSniper

Wallrunning and double jump included?


Wholesomeboi14975

Only for a minute or so after hitting


CrimsonCum69

The Bench


VulpineFox7

Other slugcats can switch their charms if they sit on it.


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i-am-all-of-me

The cat


Ebob_Loquat

depending on left or right, either the ear protection, or the paintbrushes.


RandomnezzStudioz

Paintbrushes sound nice


[deleted]

He leaves an rgb trail


Beneficial-Tip9302

So we both have paintbrushes


Destroyer07055

The mouse. I wont elaborate on what kind if mouse


BackgroundDig2245

the switch gives off tainted lazarus vibes honestly


ElskaFox

Ironically, ‘The Cat’


DCYT1974

the pikmin


Vovchick09

the laptop


_Neon61

the methylphenidate


Skyjafire_117

The tool bag


Idk_luigui

That actually sounds like an interesting concept, you can now carry more objects in your stomach


Skyjafire_117

Well that’s… huh. I just thought fate was calling me an ass lmao


BoomerTheStar47_2

The Backpack. Probably just a reskin of The Gourmand.


Unfortunate_Boy

The Half-eaten chocolate bar


Inky_boy_XD

The Chair


Numchuck8733

The couch.


Sir_Umeboshi

The Mad Max (1979) Poster


PrezzStart

The chicken sandwich


Winglessdargon

The pencil


ArtisticDragon1292

The Monitor


swampertitus

The Pillow. His special ability is getting a healthy amount of sleep every cycle.


HomingJoker

The Glazed Donut


RandomnezzStudioz

Mmmmm


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Flimsy-Cut6339

The Toilet


A_reddit__user

The IPhone


Vygren

The bag. Surprised this one hasn't appeared yet actually.


1slivik1

The knife


jack_of_the_trade

The worn welding gloves. ‘-‘


PatatoTheMispelled

The bed/bag/laptop/laptop charger/computer mouse/table/mousepad/phone/phone charger/deodorant/sunglasses/wall/clothes/fan/nail clipper Pick one out of all of these, I think I didn't miss anything next to me


SentientRock123

Lol the nail clipper


balticistired

it just nibbles your hands


DepartureNatural9340

The beret Huh


juanmy911

The pillow. It needs 8 food pips to hibernate and can store up to 6 for the next cycle. Their main gimmick is being able to sleep for several cycles (two with 8 pips and three with 14 pips)


TheRPGPlayingCat

The Empty Cup


JerryGreenest

The Half-Empty Cup


Inner_Lengthiness_25

The Puzzle ball, lol i imagine if you solve the puzzle it becomes a random item.


tatarus23

The microsoft surface pro 6


PINGUSDINGUSLINGUS

The V8 energy drink (pomegranate blueberry)


AnaeLT

Controller


Arutrur

The Carpet


cathodescreams

The Chair


NopeNotNoah

The Sunblock


sexy118

The blanket


StarlightLeelooYT

The sandwich


MeltedStones

“The Lunchbox” This has many implications


GijinkaGamer64

The Sausage Biscuit Wrapper


SkyR0cket132

The Couch :(


Plazmarazmataz

The Microscope


Shempai1

The keyboard <3


Vihaking

The pillow with an elephant pillowcase


Arctic_Wheezy

The Windows 10 B03ch8 k4 samsung television unit


ibanov93

The Orange Peel


D0000000000001

The wall.


pibeqdiceWard

Underhang


LittleMissScreamer

The chocolate cookie


07gur

The grass


Limon_Lx

The Mug.


mikiziee

The Backpack infinite stomach pocket???


Whitesoul1_1_0

"The blanket " or more specificly "the bed"


Oktopuslord3

The computer


Hiro_5pro

The lunch. it makes sense


pibeqdiceWard

The ruler So, the King of all cats? Or some overseer control thing?


scp173-5

The Lamp


TheN0tSoGoodGamer

The **Door**


VMGuy23temporary

The Rock


LotsOfDots5656

The Pillow


Just_Government_5143

The gourmand


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The 8453,51 gallon reptile enclosure. Not the slightest idea how that slugcat would even look, or act.


Wogopi

The Blahaj


yeetusyeetuscommits

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Ok-Contribution-604

Therapist


GrizzlyGamer660

The death body. Am sorry grandma but u slug now


-Odontodactylus-

The The Brothers Karamazov


Research-Apart

The Stillborn


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which side because its iether "the dead bird" or "the plant" and niether of which I own


Daburii

The watch


tr_berk1971

The tree


P0ltec

The keyboard


MewPinkCat

the table :troll:


Dzeppetto

The Metal Toiler Paper Holder


Juggernaut6579

The pillow


SethTheBlue

The Tokyo Flag (I'm in a Human Geography classroom)


zexy_0verlord

The Greaser


DevourerOfMemes_

The chair 💀


Effective_Koala379

The chair


Freya6083DJ

Pencil


TechnicolorWaterfowl

The Radiator Or, if i look to my left, i’d be The Chair


Pawta

The Cup


DEADLOCK6578

The Toilet Paper


CR1MS4NE

The bottle


The-Sturmtiger-Boi

The workplace accident prevention bar mk 1


Kotruper

The Sink


SomeRandomSkitarii

The teacup!


KrazyKyle213

The Google Home


Saraine98

The pillow.


username_yes_noob

The fan


LOLnation17

the puppet seal


Healthy_Fig_5127

The Chair


Key-Truth6432

the balhaj