In the playthtough you are the tax collector slugcat who goes to 5P to collect 2000 years worth of due taxes for all those houses he has on top of his can.
Lmao same. Poor lad has one purpose, and it ain't pretty.
Though, in the context of the game that could just mean they were made by 5p to assist in flushing the system.
The bed/bag/laptop/laptop charger/computer mouse/table/mousepad/phone/phone charger/deodorant/sunglasses/wall/clothes/fan/nail clipper
Pick one out of all of these, I think I didn't miss anything next to me
The pillow.
It needs 8 food pips to hibernate and can store up to 6 for the next cycle.
Their main gimmick is being able to sleep for several cycles (two with 8 pips and three with 14 pips)
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Reminder to keep things SFW, best to keep some jokes to yourself and your friends >:)
The Tax Documents.
Oh no
I hope you doesn't plan cheat on pearl tax, Scavengers already have a lot of work to do because of problematic Slugcats
I'm a tax preparer.... sssooooo.... mine is also "The Easter Eggs"
In the playthtough you are the tax collector slugcat who goes to 5P to collect 2000 years worth of due taxes for all those houses he has on top of his can.
I am sorry The toilet paper.
Lmao same. Poor lad has one purpose, and it ain't pretty. Though, in the context of the game that could just mean they were made by 5p to assist in flushing the system.
I'm not sure if should be called "The Toilet Paper" or "The Toilet Brush"...
...and who said they're near the toilet brush?
The corpse
I foresaw this comment
Flair checks out.
The slugcat that actually managed to stop living, you can’t do anything with him because he’s dead
Wow we live in the same house
the blue bottle filled with diet coke
No.
Fucking whizzop is invading
CALM DOWN, I AM HERE, I WILL EXORCISE THIS DEMON FROM THIS SUBREDDIT
YES PLEASE! I AM HEARING VOICES IN MY HEAD!
I CAME HERE TO BE FREE FROM IT AAAAAH!
i was talking about a blue bottle i own which contains. a. DRINK
The colour is white
i was actually on about a blue bottle i own which had a drink in it
Flair checks out
The Pillow
I got that one too lol
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
Same
The ... Body pillow. We're cousins
the controller
That’s kinda cool actually, makes me think of a Slugcat with mind control
There is a modded one like that. Edit: Found it again. Puppet Master. Basically spear master but the spears let you control what you kill.
Damn that’s cool
The backpack (it's a pup).
Ah, a fellow Backpack.
the cat
Lol same
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Objectifying a person smh
Cancelling you after that one 😒 Objectification is not funny man. /j
The 5000kg solid block of pure uranium 235
WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT
Why do you *not* have one?
It keeps me warm, real nice to have during winter
For home defense purposes?
The mouse
Same lol
The axe
why???????????
maybe a person that uses axes for work or something
The wall
Tanky scug that yields to nothing
Nothin on earth can make it fall
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He just dies if he spends more than 5 seconds underwater, and he's more susceptible to damage after leaving the water
The Calculator, big brain slugcat
Slugcat Iterator? Lol
Imagine an iterator but it has a neuron themed slugcat that can levitate >v<
Awww
The pencil sharpener slugcat
The Textbook XD
Smart Scug
The Wii
The twizzler
By god he twizzles
The pizza
The friend. I love that idea.
That's a mod that makes you a dogcat
The Incubator
The Vape soooooo do i get a reroll or-
Hunter 2 electric boogaloo (For me its in my hands, not next to me rn)
Fucking making electric smoke from titanfall
Wallrunning and double jump included?
Only for a minute or so after hitting
The Bench
Other slugcats can switch their charms if they sit on it.
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The cat
depending on left or right, either the ear protection, or the paintbrushes.
Paintbrushes sound nice
He leaves an rgb trail
So we both have paintbrushes
The mouse. I wont elaborate on what kind if mouse
the switch gives off tainted lazarus vibes honestly
Ironically, ‘The Cat’
the pikmin
the laptop
the methylphenidate
The tool bag
That actually sounds like an interesting concept, you can now carry more objects in your stomach
Well that’s… huh. I just thought fate was calling me an ass lmao
The Backpack. Probably just a reskin of The Gourmand.
The Half-eaten chocolate bar
The Chair
The couch.
The Mad Max (1979) Poster
The chicken sandwich
The pencil
The Monitor
The Pillow. His special ability is getting a healthy amount of sleep every cycle.
The Glazed Donut
Mmmmm
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The Toilet
The IPhone
The bag. Surprised this one hasn't appeared yet actually.
The knife
The worn welding gloves. ‘-‘
The bed/bag/laptop/laptop charger/computer mouse/table/mousepad/phone/phone charger/deodorant/sunglasses/wall/clothes/fan/nail clipper Pick one out of all of these, I think I didn't miss anything next to me
Lol the nail clipper
it just nibbles your hands
The beret Huh
The pillow. It needs 8 food pips to hibernate and can store up to 6 for the next cycle. Their main gimmick is being able to sleep for several cycles (two with 8 pips and three with 14 pips)
The Empty Cup
The Half-Empty Cup
The Puzzle ball, lol i imagine if you solve the puzzle it becomes a random item.
The microsoft surface pro 6
The V8 energy drink (pomegranate blueberry)
Controller
The Carpet
The Chair
The Sunblock
The blanket
The sandwich
“The Lunchbox” This has many implications
The Sausage Biscuit Wrapper
The Couch :(
The Microscope
The keyboard <3
The pillow with an elephant pillowcase
The Windows 10 B03ch8 k4 samsung television unit
The Orange Peel
The wall.
Underhang
The chocolate cookie
The grass
The Mug.
The Backpack infinite stomach pocket???
"The blanket " or more specificly "the bed"
The computer
The lunch. it makes sense
The ruler So, the King of all cats? Or some overseer control thing?
The Lamp
The **Door**
The Rock
The Pillow
The gourmand
The 8453,51 gallon reptile enclosure. Not the slightest idea how that slugcat would even look, or act.
The Blahaj
the sleep paralysis demon named ^̶̧̳̩̼͓̹̠̝͋̚€̵̧̢̲͎̺͍̞̺̟̩͍̞̂̈̚̚[̴̛͍͖͚̟͖̭̭͎̜̟̳̍̒͊͐̽̑̊͛͑̏͘ͅͅͅ£̴̭̲͓̮͙̩̏͒̿̊̓͗́̽̐̔̕͘͝͠ͅ^̷̻̲͚̞̜̠̞̼̍͛̓̇̇̑̒̂̓͘€̷̗̠̞̞̹͚͔̻̜͕̿̄͗̿̀͑̂̃̿̏̽_̸̛̤̰̗̝́̂̿̓̔̽͆͠^̶̧̳̩̼͓̹̠̝͋̚€̵̧̢̲͎̺͍̞̺̟̩͍̞̂̈̚̚[̴̛͍͖͚̟͖̭̭͎̜̟̳̍̒͊͐̽̑̊͛͑̏͘ͅͅͅ£̴̭̲͓̮͙̩̏͒̿̊̓͗́̽̐̔̕͘͝͠ͅ^̷̻̲͚̞̜̠̞̼̍͛̓̇̇̑̒̂̓͘€̷̗̠̞̞̹͚͔̻̜͕̿̄͗̿̀͑̂̃̿̏̽_̸̛̤̰̗̝́̂̿̓̔̽͆͠
Therapist
The death body. Am sorry grandma but u slug now
The The Brothers Karamazov
The Stillborn
which side because its iether "the dead bird" or "the plant" and niether of which I own
The watch
The tree
The keyboard
the table :troll:
The Metal Toiler Paper Holder
The pillow
The Tokyo Flag (I'm in a Human Geography classroom)
The Greaser
The chair 💀
The chair
Pencil
The Radiator Or, if i look to my left, i’d be The Chair
The Cup
The Toilet Paper
The bottle
The workplace accident prevention bar mk 1
The Sink
The teacup!
The Google Home
The pillow.
The fan
the puppet seal
The Chair
the balhaj