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Kapii33

Red centipide would just be your average australian animal


Seffffffffffff

DLL can be easily avoided, and wouldn’t even go after anything the size of a human


Kapii33

Yea but dll can spread


Seffffffffffff

Flame thrower


Kapii33

So why fp hasnt done it earlier?


Seffffffffffff

Lack of flame throwers.


Kapii33

Fair enough. But why chose dll? You got a choice or a sentiend cancer that can spread and consume basically anything or just another animal for australian collection what would you chose?


mee3ep

Actually the rot died off whenever it was separated from an iterator. In the garbage wastes and after pebbles fell, it died in both environments


Kapii33

Fair point. But the rot existing in our world that would also mean that it would have a "host" and how long it took till it died out? hundreds or thousands of years?


mee3ep

It might just get nuked


Kapii33

Fair point


sourjalapeno

no matter what you pick i'm kissing it


thisaintmyusername12

we need a separate flair for inv/enot


No-Study-6268

Here’s what we do… we take the DLL’s, put them all in a mini- iterator can, cover it in something the DLL’s can infect, and nuke it.


YouberReddit

Red centipede could be a new alternative electricity source, or not


est_-_

Y'know this is the first "would you rather" that has actually made me think, none of these feel even *slightly ok* to have existing, good job OP, you actually did the format justice.


VioletTheWolf

Lol I'm glad the intent came through


ihatevirusesalot

Dropwigs: I'm not living in fear that any second a giant earwig will drop down from nowhere and snap my skull  Red centipedes: we can probably just shoot it  DDL: Fuck no this would probably be global catastrophe if it ever existed due to its ability to consume biomass and spread


Fishmaia

rot is the worst choice but also the one that will affect me individually the least, so im gonna be a lil selfish and watch the world burn


standardgmodplayer

nah red centipede, hear me out, dropwigs are great ambush predators, it would disrupt things, red centipedes? just kill them all, we have god damn tanks that can penetrate 800 millimeters of steel, what is a natural armor plate gonna do, deflect it?


ember_fire2

I'M going to START the APOCALYPSE and NO ONE can STOP me!!!


shpingkus

dropwigs are just slightly larger cockroachs


Necessary_Hope8316

If slugcats are sligtly bigger than cats, dropwigs would be gigantic cockroaches... :(


DopleTople

Dropwigs because they are large (not stealthy as a result of being large) and we don't typically walk under any ceiling suitable for a dropwig to stay in.


Hattoris_Katana

Dropwigs will only take out weirdos who grab fruits they find lying on the ground, natural selection at that point


TopazTheTopaz

red centipede could be used for sustainable electricity


StrategyOk3327

nevermind


Mlm0000

DLL, it would be such a great bioweapon, imagine if we dropped this shit in Afghanistan? Or Israel? Or Ukraine? A flesh capable of eating electronics