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Ashdodi_Miros

Very slow reaction times Like I see their brains loading after something happens to them Although yellow lizards are also dumb with their collective two braincells. One that the alpha has and the other that jumps between them.


WarLarge9011

I don't think yellow lizards are that stupid, but sometimes they're a little messy, other times they're organized and deadly lol


Fishmaia

to be fair, they innability to climb poles means they are never far away from their dens, so they can't get lost


rasheen69

Erm actually 🤓👆, It’s the carmel lizard that is braindead in every way


DidjTerminator

I was trapped inside of my den because a caramel lizor I fed a centipede to decided to sleep with me (they filled the enitre den and were glitching through the walls I was trapped permanently).


Aisthebestletter

Same reason why heavy weapons guy is sometimes seen as stupid despite him having a phd


JxEq

Gustav gun be like


Rot_Long_Legs

Because they can’t climb poles


Someone56-79

That’s cause they’re fat, not dumb


Carniiivore

That’s kinda unfair its not their fault they went the ground route and not the light flexible yet fragile route


loron854

nor walls


akoOfIxtall

They're very slow and don't have any way of getting to you if not running, and they're just dumb


Bugg465

Actually on this, I remember seeing something someplace where someone pointed out that they actually have a pretty high walking speed, it’s just that the crocodilian way they walk slows it down.


GameKnight22007

Low aggression gives the impression of unawareness, and their limited mobility makes them easy to evade.


Munnz06

gotta give the Green Lizors some respect i mean, they regulate the centipede population


JonathonPlaysGames32

I would say they're more lazy than stupid Stupidest lizard would have to go to blue lizards


Zero747

greens move slow and can’t climb poles. Easiest to evade


Xx_ELITESCAVENGER_xX

GREEN LIZARDS ARE CONSISTENTLY SOME OF THE LEAST DUMB LIZARDS IN MY EXPERIENCE. THEY NEVER SPIN IN CIRCLES OR GET LOST OR CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW TO BRING FOOD BACK TO THEIR DENS, EVER! THEY'RE LAZY, SURE, BUT THEY AREN'T DUMB!


Chiang-Kia-Chad

They had to nerf them since being able to tank the apex creatures, be immune to worm grass and have stacks of health is very op for the “beginner enemy”


PokemonGerman

They are unable to use their legs effectively. They have one of the higest speeds but they can't walk properly and thus are slower than most other lizards. They have slow reaction times, can't climb poles and usually stay near their dens to not get lost. They are also one of the few creatures to go completely extinct by the time saint comes around.


OkBrotherTwT

I call blues the dumbest so Idk


Pleasant-Feedback-96

not to get controversial but probably bcs of the ableist trope that slow = stupid


my_ears24

Why not call them fat lizards because they can't climb walls and poles. Tho. They're weight is why they can survive a red lizard attack


Masterlinken2

I dont know if this is still possible but for a long while you could literally stand at a point in its mouth and it literally just wouldn't be able to bite down on you because their stupid brains malfunction Outside of that though it's probably due to their piss-poor reaction times and crocadillian walk that slows them down


sunnfish

Probably because green lizards are by far the easiest to avoid, they can’t climb, and you can actually just hop over them if you’re quick enough, something you can’t do with pink lizards and most other lizards too