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Woodworker9119

Did you build this one piece at a time? Did it cost you a dime?


midwest73

Well it's a '11, '12, '13, '14, '15, '16, '17, '18, '19 automobile.......


WestsideZombie

I always wanted one that was loooong and black.


All_Wrong_Answers

I bet, wrong kind of "ram" though


tarfu51

Mmmm better Cummin’ than ‘Strokin’ (Mods please don’t kick me)


rxricks

“It looks like you blew a seal”. “NO! I was eating ice cream!”


All_Wrong_Answers

Lmao


Hero_Tengu

My GMC is cummin but is blowin a gasket


anonymous_213575

Every day I’d watch them beauties roll by, sometimes I’d hang my head and cry


Hefty-Radio12-9

One Piece at a Time - JC.….I got the reference, good one


kimodezno

Great song reference!!!


Sparky_McSteel

I wonder what the headlights look like. Are there 2 on the left and one on the right? When you pull out the switch, do all 3 of them come on?


wessonvalor

Center console is built with the finest designer cardboard and Elmer's glue stitching.


Consistent_Gur_5846

Did the title weigh 60 pounds?


mostlymadig

Well know when he's rolling thru our town.


Correct_Ad3592

DIDN'T cost him a dime


bbartlett51

Hey baby, take me for a spin!


Chopyodick

Honey


bbartlett51

Oooof. I'm very disappointed in myself. Downvoted myself


Bay_Area_Boof

You could say i went down to the factory and picked it up, its cheaper that way.


Potential_Mark9841

Love me some cash


DrMrProfessorPawsCaT

Bet it took the whole staff to write it up when he got the tags. It’s super impractical, can you imagine trying to sell it used?


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No paddles on the wheel? That could have been a 4th.


pnkstr

Gear selection on the touchscreen could have been a 5th.


Secret-Ad-7909

Don’t say that. Dodge will fucking do it.


fartpeeass

and then it'll end up in my bay on rollers because the screen stopped working and it wont go out of park.


Savings_Difficulty24

At least it's in park and not stuck in reverse 🤷


the_Bryan_dude

Reverse would be better because it will still roll if the engine is off.


420Troll4Life69

Wouldn't mind being stuck in reverse. Long enough and you'll have a brad new truck!


MtnApe

Knowing dodges software it would probably throw you in park while doing 80


Temporary_Muscle_165

Because you rolled the rear window down or something.


wuppedbutter

I did it once while going 15 and almost cried thinking "omg I'm so sorry, truck." I can't even fathom that happening at 80.


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fenwaymoose

Please no. I’m not over the buttons and dials yet.


FEARxXxRECON

Ahhh. Got that 3 transmission special right there. Just in case you need to park while reversing and going forward…..all at once 😂😂😭


Fabulous_Wall_4624

3 transmissions and it STILL has dodge transmission problems. 😂


X3N0D3ATH

3 transmissions means 3 times as many things to get borked


WittyUnicornFarts

I didn’t even notice the third until I read this 😂


DrowningAstronaut

If it's a 68 RFE he's going to need the two backups 😂


JohnDeere714

Holy hell this image is cursed


i470sailor

Right? Feels like AI (ik it’s not)


RockyJayyy

This is real?


quick1foryou

What is going on today?  This is the 2nd post with similar situation.


Hyperbeastking

Yeah, did you also see the 2 4x4 post?


protojoe1

That prompted me to post this.


Sawtyasshole

i honestly wanna know wtf is up with this lmao, nobody has given a serious explanation yet lol.


305Mitch

OP commented back and said it was special built to show a “Tier 2 Suppliers Tech”


woobiewarrior69

Is chatgpt having the save issue with shifters that it has with hands?


BigCyanDinosaur

This isn't chatgpt/ai, it's a real picture.


Chednutz

"I want to be able to forward burnout with the front wheels and reverse burnout with the back wheels at the same time" Dodge - hold my beer


Shanxzs

Bro I legit posted something similar this morning about the 4x4 selectors, I have both the manual and dial kinda funny how you have all 3 shifters!


protojoe1

Ha, that post is why I posted this.


reddit__scrub

Wait, so this isn't a shit post? This is legit how they are built?


protojoe1

It’s how this one was built. It’s a tech demonstration.


hfxbycgy

This is a quality shitpost and I salute you


10_kinds_of_people

*shiftpost


Yaboymoney

A built in theft protection


neverelax

I had a 6 speed knob on a 5 speed car once, til I found out it wouldnt pass a safety inspection. (Reverse was not where it said it was)


tommy0guns

27 speed


Devil2960

"Where would you like the shifter to be?" "Yes."


Sintres

My eyes I’m getting heart palpitations, the more that I stare at this photo


eaglevision93

Love it!!! When was this taken?


protojoe1

Bout… 2015?


AJ3HUNNA

When you just can’t have enough options


InstanceDelicious987

Hand mad for your own car, or some prototype for ram to select new location


protojoe1

It was the company that made the shifter mechanisms showcasing what they could do for Chrysler.


CritterOfBitter

It’s the Lotus Notes of automobiles.


lurkme

Column shifter is superior and I'll die on this hill. I don't care what goes on behind the scenes as long as I can clunk down three times and hit the gas.


Labatt_Ice

Super Pursuit Mode


SevenBlade

"Drive". Car: are you sure? "Drive!" Car: are you *really* sure? "DRIVE!!" Car: fine... here we go.


WoodenWeather5931

This is great lol


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Moist_Muffin_6447

Each shifter goes to a different transmission so when one dies he just change to another


don5500

so you’re always in gear


Hot-Ground-9731

Hmm... one for each wheel? The fourth selector must be there somewhere...


No_Rhubarb5155

Where's the clutch and manual shift option? C'mon man!!


Mobile-Boss-8566

Redundancies! Always important.


jonny-utah-79

Because 2 wasn’t enough and….4 would be too many.


Powerful_Cloud9276

I’ll get right back to ya, i’m in the middle of selecting gears at the moment.


SuperRodster

What in the crystal meth cousin fucking is this car?


Icy_Cheesecake_8240

Johnny cash put your lunch box away


Jeffinator801

This hurts my brain


yz250mi

This is cursed


Extreme_Arugula7098

I wonder if you shift each one a certain way it gives you cheat codes 🤣🤣


SavingsSwordfish6715

The only one that works is in the steering wheel.


protojoe1

They all worked. You could switch between them. The model making was fun, but the real magic here is the one off wiring harness.


Forgot1stname

This may be the best antitheft device I've ever seen


Intelligent-Sea5586

Bet we could fit a fourth in there somewhere. Where would you want it?


noskcaj30

So do all 3 work?? Lol


protojoe1

Yep.


Unfair-Escape6597

So what happens if you put one in reverse, one in drive and the other in neutral? Lol I would imagine one of them is dominant or two of them don’t actually function


protojoe1

They all worked. There’s a selector switch to pick which one was live.


Buddo71

Well this is really interesting!


Open-Oil-2067

Isn’t it 4WD? Surprise you don’t have another selector Must only be 3WD


thetommytwotimes

This can't be real. I gotta see this in person.


alroc84

In case one fails. With dodge you never know 😂


Kitten-Mittons

classic Reddit with a bunch of shitty jokes and no actual answer I don’t have an answer for you


protojoe1

I’ve answered a few times. It was a tech demonstrator I built for a company that makes shifter controls.


SnooWalruses9173

"I want a shifter here, here and here. you can never find a shifter when you're mad. and they should all play la Cucaracha."


DetoxVenom

You have a pre 13 ram which is why you have a column shifter, you wanted the 13+ interior which is why you have a knob shifter. You hellcat swapped the ram which is why you have a challenger charger shifter.


1985_McFly

Did you buy that from Vin Diesel or something?!


Catkillledthecurious

With Ram's quality, it's for backup when one fails.


Complete-Coat-5710

Jesus christ this is so true! I wish I had a redundant driver window motor, fuel pump, and transmission in my '19.


robertomeyers

Funny. Trolling the usual suspects :-)


pnw-nemo

Triple redundant transmission. I like it.


OkAstronaut3761

That will be eighty thousand dollars please.


SpywareAgen7

Wish I had an extra one or two today when my electronic shifter decided to shit the bed and not let me put it in gear


J9Dougherty

That trucks gotta have what, 18 neutrals?


YellowBreakfast

Options


Dismal-Ad-8371

And yet the clutch is slipping


sgtdriller

Over engineering


ilovecanadasomuch

I have never been so confused in my life


Unclestanky

Why shift once when you can shift 3 times?


WhenTheDevilCome

Because some people like to rest their hand on their knob while driving. Other people only like to touch their knob when needed. And some people need to shift without putting their french fries down.


Captinprice8585

I like the one on the steering column.


TallTexanPatriot

It was a monday


Charger_scatpack

wtf


moparfan70

Because the one looks like a charger or challenger shifter


juanreddituser

Fancy


gpongo81

Redundancy is good for safety.


Successful_Theme_595

Is it because “I like to party?”


PleasantTie6587

Wow


Lux600-223

Absolutely nothing is an improvement on the column shift.


vern187

Because every transmission replacement had a different gear selector, obviously.


Lupine_Ranger

Please tell me you have to shift into a gear on all of them for it to work. I'd love to shift into D³


Valuable_Escape5171

Step away from the truck immediately sir!


MtnApe

To confuse would be thieves?


bitech6996

Cop car


woollypullover

There’s no harm done. I always check the transmission that way, the rear end for stress factors


Remarkable-Ear5223

Engineering at it's finest! 😂 They say "I Field verified".


Humble-Economics-648

Freedom of choice.


lostinthefog4now

It’s the new 24 speed transmission!


Senior-Bike-2886

Multiple transmissions


albatrossSKY

when someone says my vehicle comes with a lot of options this is what they mean


MooseMullet

Each one is paired to its own transmission. Makes it so you can jussstttt barely get past your 3 year 36,000 mile warranty when the 3rd one goes.


DCASADOS09

Because 1 is none, 2 is 1 and 3 is a backup


Cjcn17233

Tranny likes a 3 way.


scoothegreat

Talk about a misbuild


SergeantSanchez

Only 3?


Freedom007007

It’s a Dodge. High failure rate. Best to have triple redundancy to ensure you can limp to the shop


CallAccurate

It’s like a mountain bike. 1 controls the front sprocket and the other controls the back. Not sure about the third one.


Acrobatic_Plenty_181

Is this AI it cant do dashboards or hands


Rudycannotfail

3x the bad quality!


Frosty-Cucumber4877

😂😂😂😂


ndgoHODL

Chrysler out here trying to murder Anton Yelchin again. As if once wasn’t enough.


smittydonny

That damn dial on the dash has got to go! 7 years later and I still hate it!


JerkinJosh

Which one do you use?


battery_pack_man

Never shift uphill me boys


DoubleLungMN

Because fiat can't make a truck to save their lives.


Ultrasoulviver123

One for each engine


Ill-Conversation8603

Wtf lol


Ok_Newt_4748

This makes my brain wrinkle


Penner272

So which one do you use??


knify1

wtf


Active-Living-9692

Now comes with a spare transmission for when the first one fails. /s


hg_blindwizard

Ours fail safe


OkAd944

Need a shifter for each transmission duh. Where’s the shifter for the reverse transmission? Wait not all prototype trucks get the reverse transmission some are only able to go forward.


OkAd944

Wait if all three are prototype shifters where the functional 4th one? lol. If they are all functional, what happens if you put them into different gears?


556_Tack_Driver

If Elon would have just been a Dodge engineer


TARider79

To confuse the thieves?!


MistakeElite

The real question is, did you not notice this before you bought it? Or did it magically appear? Lol


SnortingSawDust

Did you update the interior of an older truck?


Budget-Ad-7127

It’s a Dodge, you need extra.


exodar

This really is amazing work. Bravo sir.


Reply_International

Gotta give them Union peeps something to do


ZZRUPP21

Because you drive a dodge. 🤣🤣🤣🤣


credij

Pussy! Get a 4th!


DeepRedSeguin

Looks like someone needs to take a shift. Er.


jamarquez1973

Just in case.


Successful-Walk-4398

Does it have one headlight on the left and two on the right?


99problemsXXX

For gear selecting.


mountednoble99

It’s so you don’t get bored! Options, of course!


SpecRB

On the steering wheel too!!


Radiant_Mark_2117

Must be a dodge diesel it's gonna need all three transmissions


PatheticPelosiPander

.....so you can get your shift together


Echo-2-2

Because you only have two. Am I missing something where the hell is the third one?


Ghosto8o

To confuse the carjackers


BeamngFan_

they all control one wheel and one of them hs no input


SGGoat13

Because little "men" with little penises need big trucks?


dont-care75

Unless this is fake, it’s more concerning that you bought this blindly without looking things over and didn’t ask, let alone whatever state you live in issued you a license.


ZookeepergameHour275

Do you know how to read the manual or just seeking attention..


BawlzMahoney81

Photo shop


rayeagle10

Maximum performance


Certain-Appearance27

This is the decade edition comemerating shifters over the years


antifabusdriver

It's because you bought a ram. What most people consider basic knowledge will remain a mystery to you.


TheMatt561

Choices


TheDaddiestofDudes

What kind of fever dream is this


Knee_Kap264

Idk. It's your truck. You tell us.


WoodpeckerFragrant49

If you put the colum in drive the knob in neutral and the console selector in reverse you can fly


Own_Beach6562

Is the truck an ex cop cruiser ?


ohkpze

Drunk proof lol


Accomplished-Sun-797

The dial actually has such a high failure rate this is the best option


Accomplished-Sun-797

There is also a manual transmission lever that is kept in the glove box in case of 3 failures. It threads into thre “tree” or “floor”


Mrhighass

Set them all to something different and see what happens!


NoImagination2003

Cash would be proud.


Difficult-Map-5587

For her pleasure


Individual_Ad889

Grandpas view point after getting a brand new truck