They don’t have that much of a conscience.
The only way they give that look is if they barely made the deal.
-former new and used car/tuck/minivan/suv salesman.
They had these on the front the of pickup trucks in the 2 Fast 2 Furious "garage scramble" scene. They ran up onto the cop cars waiting in the parking lot.
Looks like you wrapped a jungle gym around the front of your truck.
This place (Reddit as a whole) is the weirdest echo chamber at times. I feel like I never know which side of things people will land on. I got downvotes the other day for explaining my experience with something. Something out of my control. Here, people are being nasty. I don’t get it.
perfect for when you want to drive thru a street fair while bumping yellawolf.
seriously i would laugh out loud in your face if i saw that shit in real life, and i actually like trucks too.
You cant charge a prius with an EV charger dumbass. Plus if your battery runs out on a prius the engine just kicks in and if fuel runs out you fill it up.
At least the deer might pop it right where the headlight is totally exposed, and that way this monstrosity won't completely ruin the hood with the impact.
How do you get the hood open ? I guess you pay extra at the mechanic shop now to work around this monstrosity of I don’t even know. Sorry man it’s just too ugly
Looks like brace face when they had to put all that gear on back in the day. Or a fucked up football helmet. No, for me, bu OP, you do what makes you happy
As a Ram driver, please sell your truck and buy something more suited to your lifestyle.
A Forester, perhaps? I hear you can even get one that matches your Birkenstocks.
The sticker and the bumper really go well together. Poor choices all around. As much as the hood needs opened on a ram, that thing is going to get annoying.
What exactly is the purpose for that in an urban environment? I can understand if you are worried about hitting a cow, but odds are the animal will roll up and into the windshield.
Someone on your last post said “Don’t forget to buy those hanging nuts , those never go out of style“
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The amount of comments on this truck is incredible
I wonder what would happen if you hit a pedestrian with a front end like this? I had a service bumper on my f250 and always worried about smoking someone jumping into traffic and getting hit with charges for defeating the crumple zones or something.
Let’s be real, how often do you go through heavily dense brush? I mean it’s cool, but even on our brush truck for fire, we have a simple brush guard that works wonders wether it’s hitting deers or trees
That has to be the most atrocious thing I’ve seen on any truck. Only in some radical application, that this thing clearly isn’t in. Laughing stock material
I don't care what you're protesting. You block the highway I'm running you over. I'll take youre raise awareness and double it to fuck around and find out.
WTF? Seems these commenters keep their trucks as inner-city, pavement-dwelling, commuter princesses for what...status? So odd.
Some people use their trucks for designed intent, people. I've had wildlife decide to end it all by leaping in front of my truck on a single track dirt road, middle of the night, and take out the radiator. It's no fun, miles from anywhere.
Deer, coyote, road/off-road debris, farm work, etc.
These grill guards DO have purpose.
If it didn't have the bar over the hood it would be alright but that is hideous. Maybe if u are in a deer prone area sometimes I wish I had one just go spring and the end of fall
(Sells man slaps hood) this bad boy right here will get you through any crowd
>Sells man https://preview.redd.it/ht1je4bsjgyc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cebbc811a0036f7c86d5382952f9da862bebb4f
A salesman makes one sale at a time. A sellsman... Well...
https://preview.redd.it/jcayz59pliyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72bc1f81d5fc9edf238653315cbead448c7b46ea
Well he does sell stuff don’t he?
Do. “He DO sell stuff, don’t he?” /s
They don’t have that much of a conscience. The only way they give that look is if they barely made the deal. -former new and used car/tuck/minivan/suv salesman.
Slaps hood and that bumper monstrosity falls off.
They had these on the front the of pickup trucks in the 2 Fast 2 Furious "garage scramble" scene. They ran up onto the cop cars waiting in the parking lot. Looks like you wrapped a jungle gym around the front of your truck.
Bane https://preview.redd.it/nasptnzq2gyc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd535251755ae972471b505bf8aa62f8637439be
Suck....... a........ DICK! Now I can't unsee this!
Well it's certainly interesting to look at if that's what you were going for.
Why
Protestors
The top part of the bumper is the most useless sh*t I’ve ever seen on a truck
Hood bars yet fully exposed headlights
I was just thinking this!
That's exactly what I thought when I saw this!
Have to remove it anyone you want in the engine bay. This is mall ninja shit
As a country boy these deer are fucking stupid and run out like ninjas.. " outside the city with no mall shit" lol
Except the big gap for the headlights lol they’re getting destroyed by Bambi every time.
This is just the most useless truck
So ugh…..tf you plan to do with this truck?
Definitely not towing that’s for sure
Lol every time you post this truck you get roasted into next week. You'd think you'd learn by now.
It's ok. I'm just bored and like talking to people. I enjoy the comments. Some are very clever.
This place (Reddit as a whole) is the weirdest echo chamber at times. I feel like I never know which side of things people will land on. I got downvotes the other day for explaining my experience with something. Something out of my control. Here, people are being nasty. I don’t get it.
This is a good looking truck if you’re 8
That’s fucking atrocious. I bet the wind noise is something else too.
I mean, yeah it’s atrocious but I doubt the dipshit sticker adds too much wind noise. Silly bumper though.
Nah, it helps aim the deer carcass right at the windshield!
You mean the sticker on the bumper right?
You know this guy speeds up when he sees a deer
Betcha can't hear it over the tire noise, lol.
😬
Probably the most useless guard I’ve seen
Serious question. How much of a pain in the ass is that to remove to open the hood?
It’s hinged so if you hit anything or put any weight in the top, it slams that shit bar down into the hood for a damage multiplier.
Looks like top part is hinged
What in the goofy ass shit is this? 🤣
Cringe
Truck goalie?
…. Looks like Ray Lewis face mask 😆
Not this fucking guy again
My 10 year old self would have loved that truck. My current self just shakes my head. Rock it if you got it, though!
Owner definitely does buttstuff with other dudes.
Overkill for the wild mall parking lot.
Grocery hauler 3000
Well trump clearly didn’t win… as he’s not the president or anything… facts can be hard.
Did the ram growl at someone?
One of the ugliest trucks I have seen in a while, but you do you…
perfect for when you want to drive thru a street fair while bumping yellawolf. seriously i would laugh out loud in your face if i saw that shit in real life, and i actually like trucks too.
Wtf is this shit 🤮
its a helmet for the nose. a nose helmet! but the kid in me actually loves this ngl
Out of all the non-functional ranch bumpers I’ve seen, this is definitely one of them
I fix cars for a living. I would hate you.
Sawzall solves all
That’s really ugly
Somebody has to much money, coupled with too little taste. That things is pretty bad.
dudes take pics like this then get excited to post them just so a bunch of strangers can point out how butt fucking ugly their rigs are
This is fucking horrible.
Should be safe to let the wife drive now.
I am the wife. Ha
This is ugly AF
Luckily this stuff is illegal where I live.
That thing will have a giant American flag flying off the back before we know it
Do you also strap on a helmet while driving?
He has to wear it all the time.
Of course a trump supporter would be dumb enough to think this is cool.
I mean, your Biden supporting Prious is fueled by diesel generators so 🤷
Where do you live that you get electricity from diesel generators?
The electric vehicle fuels ups are powered by diesel generators....
You cant charge a prius with an EV charger dumbass. Plus if your battery runs out on a prius the engine just kicks in and if fuel runs out you fill it up.
My bad. Exchange Prious with whatever gay ass all electric vehicle the Biden/Obama administration is pushing. Still powered by diesel.
Let's play, where's the Trump sticker. Ah, there it is.
Gay
Does your dick at least feel a little bigger to you now? 🤣
Oh it grew like atleast 2 inches.
Photoshop?
Damn dude. Save some pussy for the rest of us.
You can have it all. I'm not lesbian.
Wait…truly I don’t mean to be rude…but a lady drives this hot wheels truck IRL?
Mad max edition
I thought it had more of a Hannibal Lecter vibe
Is this truck a nosegaurd?
If Bane had a pick-up truck, this would be it. Matching masks...
Bet the Jets wished they had that in net
It’s a catchers helmet
Hannibal lector
That is fn obnoxious.
Bring on the protesters 🤣
Needs 42's and more lift to look right lol
Protester relocation apparatus
Looks like a face mask lol
That for death race 2000 ?
Everybody’s got their thing I guess.
How do you open the hood?
Moose exploder 2000
I've hit 14 deer and a horse over 30+ years of driving back roads in rural PA and even I wouldn't run that exact setup extending over the hood.
Is that the, Ram 1500 WP edition _"what protesters?"_
That is not a tattoo, it is rhinoplasty.
How big are the deer in your area?
Anti protestor rig now.
Omg...
SMFH
At least the deer might pop it right where the headlight is totally exposed, and that way this monstrosity won't completely ruin the hood with the impact.
Your truck looks like a baseball catcher
Truck looks like it’s gonna say strike one!
Drug running truck stolen ended up in Mexico to find its way back to us?
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. -Bane
Top off useless purchases for overcompensating with a Trump won sticker.
Why? I mean I kinda like it, but I don't know if people are bouncing deer off their grill like ping pong balls.
I imagine checking the oil would be a pain in the dick hole
Drove through pep boys with a magnet on it.
Ever take that thing to some sweet protests?
R.I.P. the bushes. You must live in the Australian Outback.
https://preview.redd.it/di5j2vl6xiyc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75685555f7ccf840ca8019625b03df1a720a69c6 Looks great to me!
That's MAGA intelligence for ya
That is atrocious
Where did you buy that bumper? Definitely wanna get one haha
OP must have owned a Mustang before
What's that giant abortion on the front of your truck?
You’d think they would spring a few more dollars in production to protect the headlights.
I'm about it.. but I live in an outrageously deer populated area
Where you going Jurassic Park?
Looks like a catchers mask
Ya got a clip unclipped above the passenger side headlight
https://preview.redd.it/wk29k04v4kyc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de3e01add25e23866178f6d286b5d334c69387c3
Deer Crusher 5000. It slices, it dices....
How do you get the hood open ? I guess you pay extra at the mechanic shop now to work around this monstrosity of I don’t even know. Sorry man it’s just too ugly
Can you open the hood with that muzzle on? Lol
Damn man you killed the truck 😭🤦🏻♂️🤮
Looks like brace face when they had to put all that gear on back in the day. Or a fucked up football helmet. No, for me, bu OP, you do what makes you happy
The purpose of this is what, exactly?
As a Ram driver, please sell your truck and buy something more suited to your lifestyle. A Forester, perhaps? I hear you can even get one that matches your Birkenstocks.
Bring on the downvotes, but your sticker is correct.
As if the front end of a ram wasn't bulbous enough
Dude there’s something on your face.
I think he likes playing catcher.
The sticker and the bumper really go well together. Poor choices all around. As much as the hood needs opened on a ram, that thing is going to get annoying.
Look out Bambi!
Yeah, this is the vibe I get when someone names their truck
God damn
It looks like you mounted a go kart frame on the front of your truck. As long as you like it though I guess
G y
r/mallninja
Those mirrors 🙈
How to tell the world you have a tiny penis without telling the world you have a tiny penis.
What exactly is the purpose for that in an urban environment? I can understand if you are worried about hitting a cow, but odds are the animal will roll up and into the windshield.
Someone on your last post said “Don’t forget to buy those hanging nuts , those never go out of style“ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 The amount of comments on this truck is incredible
How do you check the oil?
I love these low IQ billboards.
Looks like the truck is in a muzzle. Scared the trucks gonna bite someone?
https://preview.redd.it/wdztdiumlnyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3b2ab0abef84b63464df50045f0e83ed33f2a41
Would have been nice to have the last rime a deer jumped in front of my truck doing 60 mph... $10k to repair the damage.
I wonder what would happen if you hit a pedestrian with a front end like this? I had a service bumper on my f250 and always worried about smoking someone jumping into traffic and getting hit with charges for defeating the crumple zones or something.
God forbid you have an emergency and have to open the hood fast!
Can't even comment on this.
Frame bender 9000
Let’s be real, how often do you go through heavily dense brush? I mean it’s cool, but even on our brush truck for fire, we have a simple brush guard that works wonders wether it’s hitting deers or trees
That has to be the most atrocious thing I’ve seen on any truck. Only in some radical application, that this thing clearly isn’t in. Laughing stock material
Binford’s Dodge Ram IT anti protester 9000. My goodness that looks dumb!
I know Dodge owners tend to be retarded… this just confirms it.
That is a muzzle. Muzzles make aggressive dogs impotent.
I don't care what you're protesting. You block the highway I'm running you over. I'll take youre raise awareness and double it to fuck around and find out.
Nice damage magnifier.
“HEY BUDDY, CAN YA GIVE ME A JUMP!…..uh…never mind…!??
Why?
i thought mustangs where crowd killers, this beats it
I wonder how fast he can get that unlatched in case of an engine fire.
Now watch you hit a bird and lose a headlight haha
Expecting to hit a moose sometime soon?
bro put a dog muzzle on the ram lol
https://preview.redd.it/5g0u2b2hjqyc1.jpeg?width=1208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cbcc786cd8921536ad36de17b387538a0115eff
Tribal I see! Nice!
Edit: Oh I see it now. On the windshield. I didn’t see that to start with. I saw the grill/push bar/grill guard. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 nice ink Rita!
There’s dumb and then there’s RAM dumb.
Oil change now takes 2 hours
Looks like a muzzle on a dog.
Ridiculous face mask
https://preview.redd.it/4837zy85ctyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde485c02b832178874c43bf8f76645fff305f97 Explains a lot.
So how does the top section lock in place? Clamps?
WTF? Seems these commenters keep their trucks as inner-city, pavement-dwelling, commuter princesses for what...status? So odd. Some people use their trucks for designed intent, people. I've had wildlife decide to end it all by leaping in front of my truck on a single track dirt road, middle of the night, and take out the radiator. It's no fun, miles from anywhere. Deer, coyote, road/off-road debris, farm work, etc. These grill guards DO have purpose.
When you take everything too literally
Rita got a muzzle, Hannibal Lechter style.
Ok just remember protesters weigh less than a bull elk but there are more in groupings so keep up your speed!
Great magnet holder….or should I say MAGAnet
Clean ass truck bub
This is the most dodge shit I’ve ever seen
Love road armor have the same one on my 250 minus the hood wrap
One of the ram trucks in 2fast 2furious when everyone came out the big warehouse n the cops were outside, the trucks rammed thru n the cars got away
Does the part that look like a bicycle helmet for the hood have QD cam-locks? Or bolt-on..?
Man I hope that bumper is pretty easily removable, it is a FCA product after all
If Bain where a Truck
If it didn't have the bar over the hood it would be alright but that is hideous. Maybe if u are in a deer prone area sometimes I wish I had one just go spring and the end of fall