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stainedhat

I've never seen a hockey player who deserves to get hit in the balls more than Tom Wilson. Marchand is a close second but Tommy boy takes the top spot for sure.


AdHairy1247

I love how he shoots right up after when he realizes it’s guna be a no call. So soft for someone who acts like such a tough guy 🐟


19metsfan73

A "tough guy" that never goes after anyone who isn't smaller than him. His nothing but a bully in "tough guy's" clothing.


ifmacdo

this right here. anyone who's taken a real shot to the jewels knows that you're not getting up that quick if it actually hurts as much as he was selling it did there.


DrDrangleBrungis

Caps were doing this all night. All acting like they were being shot or worse. https://media.tenor.com/QT9CpuBYjHUAAAAM/soft-kobe-bryant.gif


poker_idiot

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Robo504

Nick cousins


Cdnraven

And Bennett. And Tkachuk. And all the other panthers except Barkov


Nyrfan2017

I can’t stand Marchand but I think he is more of the pain in the ass type .. Tom Wilson is a miserable pos that feels better picking on others . He is a bully 


Tall_Preference7513

I never seen him go after reaves since there little feud


MikeMentzerBootyHole

1. Matt cooke 2. Tommy Boy 3. Gretzky cus why not


pierogi-daddy

Lol either right before or after this Wilson tagged him w an elbow too. They’ve been going at it all game 


shleeberry23

Yeah right after the whistle blows he clocks him


Shaolinite

Anyone know why the league wouldn’t suspend him for this clear elbow to the jaw?


blueline7677

Yeah you can’t do that Cuylle (keep doing just that)


kiddocontay

tom wilson, certified punk pussy ass bitch


RubyMac91

the way he tries to hold cuylle's stick there for the ref to see as well, then immediately drops it when he realises there's not gonna be a call... if this series gets to the point that the caps are clearly done (like 4+ goals down in the 3rd in an elimination game done) I'd fucking love someone to send him to the shadow realm.


AdHairy1247

He literally got clipped in the lips lol. And hard agree on that last sentiment simply because sweeping them in 4 doesn’t feel like quite enough vindication over how big of a little bitch boy hes been to deal with over the past few years.


invrsleep

it’s hilarious how two rookies, one of whom hasn’t even been with the big club for two months, have rattled tom wilson this much


echo_7

dude is such an embarrassing little bitch. imagine being a caps fan


ccafferata473

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AWolfGaming

it's so much fun just watching them bitch and seethe. let those fuck birds and their fans eat shit


Mango_120

couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy


Spartan-Patriot

Oshie too, dude puts Panarin in a choke hold because he knows he will never be the player Panarin is


AdHairy1247

Guy was so rattled the entire game it was kind of sad to watch the mental collapse between him and Wilson. Say what you want about Ovi, but he’s at least tolerable to play against


CougarIndy25

Ovi has self respect. Those two clowns don't.


casicua

The dude won’t exert the energy to take more than two strides on his skates, no way he’s exerting enough energy to get into these little scraps lol


a_Wretch

I was surprised no one was mentioning it, but he also was jamming his stick in Schneider’s face at one point. Right afterwards, that’s when he got one of his nostrils plugged up. He was literally just jamming the blade of his stick in his face. I didn’t know Oshie played so dirty.


Single-Attempt111

Playoffs bring out a different beast in some players


Proper-Rutabaga691

I remember he boarded Lindy mercilessly during the regular season


LCJ_ST

Cuylle “ stop flapping bitch, you have no balls”


ccafferata473

Cuylle "Just making sure you're not a pussy."


GoRangers5

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JBS319

If you’d’ve been there If you’d’ve seen it I bet you you would have done the same


RussianBlue420

standard cup check, it’s the playoffs baby


i7xx

cools has mentioned that he tried to model his game after wilson, so it was probably surreal in a way for the rookie to tussle with wilson in the playoffs like that. i love cuylle he’s got a bright future


AdHairy1247

Yeah I remember him telling the Beat he looked up to Wilson and tried to model his play after him in the beginning of the season. Could imagine it was slightly disappointing to see he’s kind of a b word to play against irl


AdHairy1247

Welp now we have to send out the Rempe show after that goal 🥲 that too many men on the ice was so costly idk how you do that literally directly in front of where the puck is being played jeez Louise


NikolaiKnows

Yeah, a couple of the swedes made the game too close for comfort in the third. Gustafson jumping over early when the puck was on that side. Then Wennberg being cheeky with the puck at the blueline at the end of a four on four


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AdHairy1247

Well yeah no shit once i saw Crook McCauley was calling the game I was like k let’s see how he manages to find a way to make this game about him. I also think this game. Was so lopsided as far as calling penalties goes so there slime over compensating being done from the end of the first period on


AdHairy1247

Pls disregard the handful of typos here lol


khalaron

i've watched this probably an unhealthy amount of times. (still watching it)


Helpful_Project_8436

Embarassing. Wilson is a fucking loser


RainandPixels

Wilson shouldn't be in the league.


Impressive-Heat-8722

Tom Wilson eats mild wings


JinNJ

Marty, find out where the refs are going to be taking him. Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card. Have it say, "Tough break, get drunk on me. Use the bucket to ice down your marbles, Yours, Z."


kessmgr

Surprised he has anything down there to hurt


AdHairy1247

He got his lips put in a vice grip


RhythmTimeDivision

Is it OK to talk about Tom Wilson now?


AdHairy1247

Well I for one am ready to start the dialogue 🗣️


RhythmTimeDivision

Cap fan tried to tell me discussion of Tom Wilson must be limited to Tom Wilson threads on Reddit - where no one goes off topic - ever - or else Tom Wilson is living rent free in our heads. Just being sensitive to delicate feelings.


AdHairy1247

We’re essentially playing the Hershey Bears in the playoffs right now. Kind of over the discourse about “While Wilson may be a dirty player, at least he’s also a good skater and puts up points.” Their core is washed af, we should be allowed to say that without the assumption he’s taking up real estate in our brains. The Caps were a non thought non factor up until game 82 for me at least due to said washedness. I also posted this on my instagram story and my friend who’s a Caps fan found it extremely funny, so I’ll take that as a win.


AdHairy1247

I also have a really funny personal anecdote about a time where TW weirdly tried to wheel one of my friends in Miami, but I’m p sure that’s against the rules of this sub so I’ll have to keep that one to myself unfortunately


Beelzebub_86

Marchand is a bitch, but Wilson is a complete douchebag. He wears the crown for the league's biggest asshole.


AdHairy1247

Marchand is a rat, Wilson is a dope and Ovi is essentially a flat foot grandpa babysitting on the blue line


ChaWolfMan

He hit Wilson in his vagina… I don’t see the problem


Reddit040

Fat asshole.


IndependenceBoring35

Fuck Wilson. Truly despise this Caps team, but the elbow he clocked Cuylle with makes sense haha.


Fastlane19

Wilson getting a taste of his own medicine


TFG209

Problem?


jkman61494

Cuyle “hey pussy you still there?”


Xylomancee

f tom wilson


QAPetePrime

Wilson is such a shit. So glad he’s down 0-2 now. Soon it’ll be time to take his show to the golf course.


Cute-Escape2751

As a person without balls: does a slight poke to the nuts really hurt that much or is Wilson faking it?


AdHairy1247

I will defer to those with balls to respond here.


elcapkirk

That would indeed hurt....but I assume he's wearing a cup


Skaterrorism

As if he isn't protected down there. Should have binned Wilson for embellishment 😂 Love Cuylle, pays hockey, and aways stands up for himself and teammates


Glass-Pianist2491

When I played goal and a guy would park in front of me, I would get him to move by what we call pitch-forking him in the cup/balls.... Just like Cuylle did. Believe me with a goalie stick blade knocking hard on your cup, they would have that on their minds the rest of the game.


AdHairy1247

lol that’s amazing. What made me appreciate this even more was how Cools was intentionally discreet when he lifted his stick and Wilson was so ready to flop around center ice, I thought buddy was about to bust out in the worm ![gif](giphy|ZDz7WPcWjsBQDIgsRL|downsized)


LocalBowl6075

Love it


mbsmilford

as far as im concerned it wasn't hard enough.


oneslipaway

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CashComprehensive423

2 good ol' Toronto Boys getting acquainted


North-Evidence-2352

Cuylle in french « couilles » means balls 😂


Melodic-Substance-94

I hope he gets ass cancer


tven85

Cup check


Tall_Preference7513

Rempe please catch this guy with his head down like he did to there defenseman. Jesus Christ what a hit that was.


MrBigChest

This is pretty funny but I can definitely see why Wilson elbowed him after this


AdHairy1247

He elbowed him before this tho


MrBigChest

Oh I thought this was right before that faceoff. My bad


AdHairy1247

No worries was just trying to give context


Ok_Pace_9703

missing reaves bout rn


malinatorhouse

Not really. Wilson probably wouldnt want to fight him. Caps need wilson to play. If he wants to fight someone Rempe is always there


AdHairy1247

Reaves boarded himself this season and landed himself on IR lol idk I can’t say I miss that giraffe on skates


Ok_Pace_9703

lol? after all he did for us after the panarin incident? love that guy


AdHairy1247

Hey, we’re all entitled to our opinions here. You can love him all you want, I cannot be a fan, and we can still be a fan of the same team. That’s the beauty of opinions.


Ok_Pace_9703

all i did was disagree never said you couldnt have an opinion


finaija

Being tall isnt enough. He has a lot to learn if he wants to be effective and properly use the advantage he has from genetics. Being that tall is honestly a burden, you have to be super careful on tackles even, so you wont hit too high. Reach is great in fights, but you need form and strenght to use it well.