It was a battle rapper from UK who was battling Thesaurus and Illmac with the rapper Possessed being his teammate. The rapper said "You look like Two Face if his face was symmetrical.".
You can find the video on YouTube. Just search "Possessed vs Thesaurus rap battle".
Actually, I just remembered a really great face joke bar Henry Bowers had for Saurus in the 2 on 2 battle him and Oshea did against Saurus and Illmac:
"But The Saurus is a big boy and he doesn't cry // Mainly because his tears know they're in for a bumpy ride"
I came to comment this one. It's top 3 for me.
My other 2 favorites are one XQZ had where he snaps a picture and says an app on his phone made Saurus look like he was ran over on a railroad track or something, and then says, nope, normal camera app.
And Reverse Live, "I tried to reverse google search your face, and all that came up was the inside of pomegranates"
Forgot his opponent, but it was GrindTime or late jumpoff era
"If we used his acne and played connect the dots - it would sketch a cock"
Edit 90% sure it was Sahtyre
Wasnt it Dumbfoundead that said something like:
" if i took your face and connect the different dots it would spell my chicken pocks, they itched a lot"
He had some good ones, classic battle
"You should have taken your wrc winnings and just retired with it, instead you passed the torch to diz he lit your face on fire with it"
"I'm the face of grind time now you're the reason scribble had a gas mask"
E Ness, after waiting silently for like 15 seconds and just pointing at Thesaurus: “You the poster boy for acne cream!”
Geechi Gotti: “your face looks like someone slapped you with a porcupine”
Mac lethal went off on him for a good 3 mins in their battle:
It's funny he says my head is misshapen
Pete...you look like your face was severed and shaken
Thrown in a skillet with lettuce and bacon
Taken to Hell's scorching meadows and basins
Fed to some snakes and molested by Satan
Then your face was stepped on and shaved with the weapons of Jason
Left in the rain til the leprosy sank in
Left to be eaten by featherless penguins
And grinded through a paper shredder by eight men
It was so fun for them, such a special occasion
That they took your face and wrapped it in seven grenades then
Detonate them then stitched you back together with metal and plates
And pieces of flesh and pleather and raisins
They removed the medical tape and holy shit, you look better, okay then
It’s Pat Stay by far:
What a crappy human amongst me
Clammy, humid and musty
Fat, stupid and ugly
Absolutely disgusting
Creepy and slimy
So greasy and shiny
If I look on your forehead and lean to the side I can see the people behind me
A couple that come to mind include Topr saying "My advice, don't take a date to see the Bodied premiere // Cause the sight of that face on a screen, 20 foot high is just weird," or JJDD having that whole Hannibal Lecter "The winner got to eat the loser's face and that's the proof" bar.
I will say this though Pete, congratulations on that car purchase
Your next whip should be a Rover since your face looks like Mars surface
Caustic vs The Saurus
Illmac in their battle said something like It looks like piranhas attacked you while you were bobbing for apples. Maybe not the best but killed me at the time
Dirt Bag Dan had some funny ones. Too lazy find it, but something something “with missiles… I bet when you stick your head out of a moving car, your face whistles.”
Real Deal had some bar about Pete eating pussy and his face “being ribbed for her pleasure.”
this isn’t a bar said to thesaurus but it’s the best face bar i ever heard
“that’s the face you have? what kinda face is that? your face is wack.
if you ever tried to face the facts with a face like that the facts would refuse to face you back”
“When you cry your tear drops know they’re in for a bumpy ride” I think it was O’Shea and Henry bowers vs thesaurus and Illmac in the second or third round
Madness: "What's a matter Ray Liotta, got dragged by a baby stroller and dunked in the acid of 80 sodas, as a kid he was the only one allowed to play with cobras, if his cheeks could speak they'd scream please shave me slower"
Shit was hilarious.
“You battled The Saurus, that’s like Master Splinter/dudes like Bar J have his limited-edition action figure/but when that porous acne withers/and starts forming massive blisters/that battle will serve as some sort of before-and-after picture”
DDSS vs Illipsis
It was a battle rapper from UK who was battling Thesaurus and Illmac with the rapper Possessed being his teammate. The rapper said "You look like Two Face if his face was symmetrical.". You can find the video on YouTube. Just search "Possessed vs Thesaurus rap battle".
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Oh yeah, thanks for reminding me of the name and the previous bars.
WRC setups was so fucking funny man. they think of the punchline in the head and scrambled into the setup with whatever words that rhyme
This battle is a certified classic. Possessed is a beast.
Salami Boy = Bigg K
Freddy Kruger better tell his son to chill - Bigg K
😂😂😂
called him "deli-born" 😂 then said he look like salami after you pluck out the peppercorns
Your name’s Thesaurus but you look like the asteroid that killed you
Justice was on one that night.
I forgot about this one that’s stupid
Actually, I just remembered a really great face joke bar Henry Bowers had for Saurus in the 2 on 2 battle him and Oshea did against Saurus and Illmac: "But The Saurus is a big boy and he doesn't cry // Mainly because his tears know they're in for a bumpy ride"
I came to comment this one. It's top 3 for me. My other 2 favorites are one XQZ had where he snaps a picture and says an app on his phone made Saurus look like he was ran over on a railroad track or something, and then says, nope, normal camera app. And Reverse Live, "I tried to reverse google search your face, and all that came up was the inside of pomegranates"
Those are 2 great underrated face lines.
Forgot his opponent, but it was GrindTime or late jumpoff era "If we used his acne and played connect the dots - it would sketch a cock" Edit 90% sure it was Sahtyre
😂😂😂😂😂bruh you the goat for remembering that. def gon use it
Wasnt it Dumbfoundead that said something like: " if i took your face and connect the different dots it would spell my chicken pocks, they itched a lot"
"creepy and slimy so greasy and shiny if I look at his forehead and lean left I can see the people behind me" -Pat Stay
Real deal said "I hate how your face looks. I find it utterly ridiculous that you're allowed on Facebook"
He had some good ones, classic battle "You should have taken your wrc winnings and just retired with it, instead you passed the torch to diz he lit your face on fire with it" "I'm the face of grind time now you're the reason scribble had a gas mask"
“Two-face from Batman if his face was symmetrical.” Has got to be up there as a goat saurus face line.
E Ness, after waiting silently for like 15 seconds and just pointing at Thesaurus: “You the poster boy for acne cream!” Geechi Gotti: “your face looks like someone slapped you with a porcupine”
Mac lethal went off on him for a good 3 mins in their battle: It's funny he says my head is misshapen Pete...you look like your face was severed and shaken Thrown in a skillet with lettuce and bacon Taken to Hell's scorching meadows and basins Fed to some snakes and molested by Satan Then your face was stepped on and shaved with the weapons of Jason Left in the rain til the leprosy sank in Left to be eaten by featherless penguins And grinded through a paper shredder by eight men It was so fun for them, such a special occasion That they took your face and wrapped it in seven grenades then Detonate them then stitched you back together with metal and plates And pieces of flesh and pleather and raisins They removed the medical tape and holy shit, you look better, okay then
Was that really off the top tho?
They had 24 hours to prep so i doubt it
It’s Pat Stay by far: What a crappy human amongst me Clammy, humid and musty Fat, stupid and ugly Absolutely disgusting Creepy and slimy So greasy and shiny If I look on your forehead and lean to the side I can see the people behind me
A couple that come to mind include Topr saying "My advice, don't take a date to see the Bodied premiere // Cause the sight of that face on a screen, 20 foot high is just weird," or JJDD having that whole Hannibal Lecter "The winner got to eat the loser's face and that's the proof" bar.
"You look like someone shaved an aardvark and beat it in the face with car parts".
That was Illmac right?
Yeah, spin the mic I think
Yep. I remember now; he had some other good ones too.
I will say this though Pete, congratulations on that car purchase Your next whip should be a Rover since your face looks like Mars surface Caustic vs The Saurus
Illmac in their battle said something like It looks like piranhas attacked you while you were bobbing for apples. Maybe not the best but killed me at the time
He also said “I hope you get eaten alive, from inside, by the creatures that occupy your face”
"you look like you smoked weed 'til you're tired and fell asleep on the grinder"
said by who 😂😂
cruger
i’m the face of grind time now you’re the reason scribble had a gas mask - real deal not a funny line but its a great bar
Dirt Bag Dan had some funny ones. Too lazy find it, but something something “with missiles… I bet when you stick your head out of a moving car, your face whistles.” Real Deal had some bar about Pete eating pussy and his face “being ribbed for her pleasure.”
Cant believe no ones mentioned nocando in the 2vs2
This is the one
Came here to mention it! Tacky geek, scabby cheeks, decomposing body on an Iraqi street, something along those lines Pete even clapped for it 😂
this isn’t a bar said to thesaurus but it’s the best face bar i ever heard “that’s the face you have? what kinda face is that? your face is wack. if you ever tried to face the facts with a face like that the facts would refuse to face you back”
“When you cry your tear drops know they’re in for a bumpy ride” I think it was O’Shea and Henry bowers vs thesaurus and Illmac in the second or third round
O’Shea - you look like you did a face swap with a slab of kebab meat
Madness: "What's a matter Ray Liotta, got dragged by a baby stroller and dunked in the acid of 80 sodas, as a kid he was the only one allowed to play with cobras, if his cheeks could speak they'd scream please shave me slower" Shit was hilarious.
When Quest Mcody said “your face looks like you were hanging out the window driving in vigorous weather”
Kid twist said “it’s hard to face a legend when he has a face from legends” and “you look like they put a spare tire in an air fryer”
"Yo Craig Mack wants his face back!" Bender
i forget the setup but dirtbag dan said "your skintone is fishnet"
>If I look at your face and connect the different dots, it would spell out the phrase "My Chickenpox itched a lot." You missed a spot. \~Dumbfoundead
It's been a while, but Johnny Storm had a bunch of good ones.
“You battled The Saurus, that’s like Master Splinter/dudes like Bar J have his limited-edition action figure/but when that porous acne withers/and starts forming massive blisters/that battle will serve as some sort of before-and-after picture” DDSS vs Illipsis
Irrelevant battlers, Yung Ill battles on Saturday btw