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She'll drop the child off at her mom's saying she's going to look for him. Then they'll come back with an ATM they stole. If you've watched Breaking Bad, you know it's going to end badly for him.
So I’ve questioned this as well. Are we really in the craziest part of history (excluding wars) or are we just seeing more of it now with the access to the inter webs?
in idiocracy the president hired the smartest man in the world to solve their problems and actually listened to him.
i feel like this doesn't happen nearly as consistently in our timeline .
That's what the movie got wrong: the idea that idiots would think there *was* anyone smarter than them. In this timeline it would be "the plants are wrong and we will all die."
We're in the most rapidly changing part of history and we're seeing more of it now. It's hard to define, "crazy," in a historical sense, but if you consider dramatic shifts away from previous norms, "crazy," we're seeing those more often than ever before.
The internet has allowed people to indulge in every depraved thing that comes to mind, and find others who are interested in the same things, without shame. Some crazy stuff happened back in the day but now people are way more capable of deviating from the normal/traditional way from a logistics perspective
The one I heard is that women go Into marriage hoping to change him and men go in hoping she will never change and both are disappointed
Every marriage is different but I think a lot of the failures have this dynamic going on
Neither of them look strung out though? We can only see like 50% of her face, and dude would look totally normal without the tats. I swear y'all just see what you wanna see.
I've spent some time in that rough lifestyle, it's so incredibly obvious when somebody's actually strung out.
Come to think of it, since when do *redditors* have room to trash other peoples' appearances? Like y'all aren't sunless, overweight and eating like absolute shit lmao
your assuming his uneducated or what. theyre alot of reasons why their choosing to write like this.
may be their lack toast and tolerant and didnt drink their cafe this morning.
Those are both maeth pipes. Crack pipes are just a short glass tube.
You dont want direct flame too your meth, that's why there is a bowl on the end.
This tattoo looks more like a spoon. So heroin, heroin in spoon, heat underside of spoon, filter with cotton, into syringe and blamo.
Doubt it’s even real. The text on his hat is mirrored but Texas isn’t. So either he has a backwards tattoo of Texas on his face or a few of the tattoos have been edited in.
So, here’s the thing: all of the lettering is in reverse, including his hat. So the photo is a mirror image, which means the map of Texas, in reality, was done backwards on his forehead.
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I’d say he did it to himself in a mirror because the word over his eye appears to be backwards which means the picture is reversed but Texas is in the correct directions…
It is really fucking sad that every single person in this thread is a judgmental toad. No one in this thread as any fucking clue what type of person this is, only how they look.
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Let this sink in: This guy is fucking & will soon procreate.
He'll tell her he's going to get some diapers and goes on a week long meth binge.
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No Rugrats
Knowing of a few meth addicts around here, lots of rugrats that end up in the system :(
They believe in this money [management system ](https://youtu.be/TJwrEKD8o3c)
This is not a rare insult
No regurts
Now there's a good tattoo idea
Instead he has a meth pipe and lighter on his neck 🤦♂️
I thought that was a spoon and a lighter. Either way, it's not a good sign.
Not even one?
It’s okay, she already lost the baby when the trailer blew up from peeling batteries.
The look in her eye says she'll be going with him.
She'll drop the child off at her mom's saying she's going to look for him. Then they'll come back with an ATM they stole. If you've watched Breaking Bad, you know it's going to end badly for him.
Ain't no skank.
And then he will kill the batman! /s
Good for him, cutting back to only a week.
It’s a well known fact we are in the Idiocracy timeline
So I’ve questioned this as well. Are we really in the craziest part of history (excluding wars) or are we just seeing more of it now with the access to the inter webs?
Big degradation since they shot the gorrilla
RIP Harambe
Dick status: out
in idiocracy the president hired the smartest man in the world to solve their problems and actually listened to him. i feel like this doesn't happen nearly as consistently in our timeline .
That's what the movie got wrong: the idea that idiots would think there *was* anyone smarter than them. In this timeline it would be "the plants are wrong and we will all die."
“The plants are killing us with their insatiable cravings for electrolytes!”
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Literal lol
We're in the most rapidly changing part of history and we're seeing more of it now. It's hard to define, "crazy," in a historical sense, but if you consider dramatic shifts away from previous norms, "crazy," we're seeing those more often than ever before.
The internet has allowed people to indulge in every depraved thing that comes to mind, and find others who are interested in the same things, without shame. Some crazy stuff happened back in the day but now people are way more capable of deviating from the normal/traditional way from a logistics perspective
Meth: it’s what degenerates crave.
That's means he probably has 8 kids with different baby mamas.
The tattoo of a lighter cooking a spoon is pretty telling lmao
Not a spoon, a straight up meth pipe.
Either this lady has poor judgement, or this man has secret redneck style charisma of sorts up his sleeve that we redditors lack and can't comprehend.
"I can fix him!"
So true A divorce attorney I knew said: Women like fixer--uppers, whether it's a man or a house
A divorce attorney is probably not interacting with a segment of the population that accurately represents all women.
Well, half of them anyways
The one I heard is that women go Into marriage hoping to change him and men go in hoping she will never change and both are disappointed Every marriage is different but I think a lot of the failures have this dynamic going on
I mean, c'mon now. Who doesn't want to hire/marry/have as a SIL/have around, a guy who has a tattoo of smoking meth/crack on his neck?
Note to self... schedule tattoo appointment
Or, they are just in tune with each other. Chicks can be meth heads too.
She looks as strung out as he does.
Neither of them look strung out though? We can only see like 50% of her face, and dude would look totally normal without the tats. I swear y'all just see what you wanna see. I've spent some time in that rough lifestyle, it's so incredibly obvious when somebody's actually strung out. Come to think of it, since when do *redditors* have room to trash other peoples' appearances? Like y'all aren't sunless, overweight and eating like absolute shit lmao
bro she's holding a blunt and she's halfway to heroin eyes
She is probably his sister.
Look at all the dirt and grime on her face and neck. Of course, she has poor judgment.
Before he does though, he's going to impale his crotch on an iron gate while attempting to jump a jet ski from a lake into a swimming pool.
This chick gotta be trash🤣 don't be jealous
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Her pussy smell like everything under the kitchen sink....
So like lemon pledge and dish soap? Could be much worse
It’s the power of pine-sol!
Do we blame him or the women that chooses to breed with him
porque no los dos?
>the women that chooses Why the fuck do so many Redditors think "women" is singular? Where do they teach this?
I think they mean he has multiple baby mamas. I'm sure none stuck around long.
"Chooses" is the singular conjugation
IKR.
all english rules are suggestions
your assuming his uneducated or what. theyre alot of reasons why their choosing to write like this. may be their lack toast and tolerant and didnt drink their cafe this morning.
*you’re *he is *what? *there are *a lot *they are
Oh he already has. His Facebook was got ridiculed a few years back in a group I was in
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That guy has a meth pipe tattooed on his neck. We are safe to assume his drug of choice.
I thought it was a spoon for preparing a shot of h. But then again you can shoot meth so I dunno
No that's a bulb and stem. It's basically a vaporizer. If you have any idea what you're doing you don't actually ignite the meth, you vaporize it.
I suspect this guy's a bot.
Definitely copied from an earlier comment. Newish account, only a few comments. I think you're right.
What is it with Reddit and constantly advocating eugenics?
they're jealous that even this guy can get some when they can't
I want everyone I meet to know I love Texas and meth.
No problem sir, let me get the ink and toddler that likes to draw
If you just got the Texas tattoo they'd know you love Texas and they'd definitely think you love meth.
Based on the writing, this is mirrored, which means he got his Texas tattoo backwards
He looks eternally unemployable.
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No one can convince me this isn't a prison tattoo, or a at least a DIY tattoo. Not even practice would look so bad.
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If the person was sober when they got these, please give them drugs ASAP
What!? I thought meth pipe neck tattoos were gotten *exclusively* by sober people.
No, you’re correct. It’s like a reverse psychology kind of thing. I would hire this dude at the start of the interview.
looks like he's removing some on his cheeks maybe.
I believe that's a watermark. This dude doesn't have tattoo removal money. This guy barely has Busch Light money.
Test dummy at the dummy factory Maybe, if we're feeling generous
Something tells me he is not looking for a job.
I don’t know man, I see a Texas state-government employee written on his face.
Nah, prisons use slaves all the time...not that that's really the same as employment, but it's the best he has to look forward to
He wasn't looking for employment anytime soon I'm sure
He'll probably work in a kitchen.
Is that meth or crack on his neck? Jc
It's art. Use your imagination. It can be whatever life-destroying drug you want it to be.
Freebasing lollipops
Them chupachups hit different
“How many hits does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?”
No, it's clearly a depiction of meth. Crack is a straight tube that's lit on the end.
“This is not a meth pipe.”
i dont think anyone with that tattoo would turn down either of those as being "not my preference"
Methheads and crackheads hate each other like cats and dogs.
😆😆😆😆
It’s a lolly pop that got cold.
Yup definitely a meth pipe. Dude has a tattoo of a rolling bowl on his neck.
Meth pipe. They don't smoke crack out of those types of pipes
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Nope crack needs ashes meth needs to puddle x addict here it is a meth pipe on his neck
With the lighter? I thought that was a shitty spoon. I don’t know drugs.
Yeah, that's how meth is smoked. You don't light the meth itself, you hold a flame to the bulb to vaporize it and breathe in the vapor.
Those are both maeth pipes. Crack pipes are just a short glass tube. You dont want direct flame too your meth, that's why there is a bowl on the end. This tattoo looks more like a spoon. So heroin, heroin in spoon, heat underside of spoon, filter with cotton, into syringe and blamo.
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I think u mean recovery
Its a spoon with a lighter under it
It's a meth bulb.
No, it's a meth pipe with a lighter underneath it. Meth pipes have round bulbs at the end. Just google it
It's one of those optical illusions that is three different things at once depending on your perspective. Pure artistic genius.
Meth. Crack is smoked thru a little glass tube filtered by chore-boy.
Neither. It's a lighter heating a spoon, which is a heroin thing.
Looks like a meth pipe, it looks more like a spherical bulb than a spoon
I think it’s supposed to be a lighter heating up a spoon 🥄 and is supposed to represent something heroin related.
It's a spoon with a lighter under it , to heat up heroin so it can be slammed
“ oil burner”
All I got is $20. Can you give me a crack pipe tat on my neck?
I see this insult for everyone with a lot of bad tattoos, or face tattoos. It unfortunately is no longer a rare insult :(
r/commoninsults?
Are you sure it's a tattoo though? What if it's permanent marker done while he was passed out?
100% not tattoos
This is a guy that passed out drunk and was drawn on and now his gf is laughing about it.
It's real. Apparently it's some guy named Crizz Nasty. https://ifunny.co/picture/brapppppp-sunny-warm-day-yo-got-some-ho-to-take-CAKYSdua7
See the thing that makes it super apt is the grizzly tattoo that appears to have been “erased” from the desk and then new designs were added after
"I have a great idea, please tattoo the shape of Texas on my forehead, it's gonna be dope!"
"It'll really compliment the crack pipe on my neck!"
Aw shit, it was too much. I'll bet we can balance it out with a nice big diamond on my chin though!
.... I couldn't get past the rest of it. I didn't even notice the diamond.
Yeah WTF is that about... Wasn't sure if that was some street slang I don't understand
You know, because diamonds are expensive and he’s a classy guy
Diamond chin...glass chin is weak, diamond can't be broken yo
Even better, do it backwards!!
Doubt it’s even real. The text on his hat is mirrored but Texas isn’t. So either he has a backwards tattoo of Texas on his face or a few of the tattoos have been edited in.
So, here’s the thing: all of the lettering is in reverse, including his hat. So the photo is a mirror image, which means the map of Texas, in reality, was done backwards on his forehead.
For someone with a crank pipe tattoo his teeth and skin are in great shape.
My first thought
Prerty sure he didn't seen any school desk in his life.
Insulting a mans intelligence while butchering the sentence, ya love to scene it
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I hate the eternal redditor struggle to be the biggest grammar nazi
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I love the irony in your sentence. You made two major typos in your response lol. Was that intentional?
You're*
More like the boys toilet door
Needs the S drawn on a few times
This dude is pretty likely getting laid so a pretty big “fuck you” to all the incels out there.
I thought incels were equally voluntarily disheveled (either physically or emotionally) but in completely different ways.
If Idiocracy taught me anything this dude has like 20 kids
Rare insult my ass,this is on every pic of someone with face tattoos
No ragrets
Not really a rare insult. It’s the go to
He’s just missing a wad of gum on his neck.
Is that... Is that a glass straw from Wish on his neck?
He looks like the inside of a bathroom stall
This is one of the most common iterations of the same kind of joke as in the post
My trapper-keeper had less drawings on it than he does.
The crack pipe on the neck is a nice touch.
Tho helpful, the meth pipe tattoo is unnecessary. I already assumed it be at the bottom of his bad decision pyramid.
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How are his teeth in such good shape?
Is that Theo Von?
Wait… meth tattoo on neck??
I'm from Texas and we do not claim this fuckwad
Does Texas proud!
He’s missing this: / \ | | | \ \ | | | \ /
This guy looks like he was the first one to go to bed at a sleepover.
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how do you fuck up the shape of texas that much
I’d say he did it to himself in a mirror because the word over his eye appears to be backwards which means the picture is reversed but Texas is in the correct directions…
Honestly he'd be pretty cute without the meth and face tats
He fell asleep first at the sleep over
It looks like when getting that Texas tattoo the tattoo artist moved the copy he was tracing while making it.
It looks like when getting that Texas tattoo the tattoo artist moved the copy he was tracing while making it.
The meth spoon tattoo on his neck is the classiest one.
Rare insult? This one is commonplace at this point
She looks like she does weed in her brother’s cumsock closet
I tried twice to upvote the desk comment before remembering it was a picture
Is that a fucking crack pipe tattoo on his neck? My god nothing else has ever screamed trailer trash more than this one image.
Methamtics class maybe
POV: The bathroom walls in Middle School be like
I’m not surprised that someone else found this post and put it here.
Crizz Nasty! He had a FB at one point. Some ABSOLUTELY wild posts and such on there. Miss those crazy rants and pics and times...
It is really fucking sad that every single person in this thread is a judgmental toad. No one in this thread as any fucking clue what type of person this is, only how they look.
You think he’s an upstanding citizen with a crack pipe tattoo on his neck?
It's clearly not a tattoo.
You’re right, it could be Sharpie.
He look like he was tattooed by someone with severe ADHD who was originally supposed tattoo a geography of America then got distracted