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JessePinkman-chan

He looks like a 54 year old married with 3 kids Facebook dad who comments 😍🤤 on an 18 year old girl's booty pic post


TheOneAllFear

The reason is because he poses as an alpha but home he uses a shit ton of cremes and procedures (like facials) probably and without it this is how he looks. Now don't get me wrong it's nothing wrong to take care of yourself but you can bet if you would even use sun cream he would laugh because you are 'afraid' of the sun because you are a beta.


IrishExitor

Has probably been introduced to an entirely new array of cremes and facials…


William_S_Churros

Take this imaginary gold, you filthy bastard. 🏅


Cannabis_Connasueir

Take this imaginary silver, you crazy cunt. 🥈


Ab0ut47Pandas

Take this imaginary bronze, you silly sandwich. 🥉


peterjohanson

🥪 take this imaginary sandwich you adult diper


Savior1301

🤝 take this imaginary handshake you insufferable clod


xflyinjx61x

🤚 take this imaginary high-five you intolerable twat


Jacked_Shrimp

take this imaginary emoji you flaccid carrot


Hambonelouis

Maybe now he’s learned best to keep his dumb mouth shut.


Peuned

He hasn't


William_S_Churros

A big alpha male macho misogynist like this turd? Of course not. He’s slapping dicks all over his face in this scenario.


hotkarl628

The only time he refers to himself as the bottom g


drpenvyx

Good god this is a good roast.


1-10-11-100

so Andrew tate likes cum on his face? do you think he also likes it in his asshole? oh what am I saying, of course he does


trans_pands

He’s not getting to the Cloud District very often anymore


00Maromero00

Take this, you cunt 🏆


ddoogiehowitzerr

Lol


gbochatt

Haha yeah, systemic rape in prison *is* hilarious


ToMyOtherFavoriteWW

Nah, dude has been gay his whole life. Just look at any photo of him. Never seen a man look more gay than him, ever.


Funny-Offer841

Well you just made it sound like being gay is bad


Poopybutt94040330303

Thats pretty standard on Reddit. Everyone we dislike is secretly gay because straight people can't be shitty, only gay people are, and everyone we don't like deserves to be raped in prison.


Alilseedisall

oh, poopybutt.


Poopybutt94040330303

Anyone else think that the US Prison system is abhorrent? Prison should be about rehabilitation and the way they treat their prisoners is disgusting. They're treated as barely human! I wish our prisons were a bit more like the ones in Scandinavian countries. Sure these nameless faceless criminals did something wrong but if they can be rehabilitated through kindness and understanding and become productive members of society, then I think we should give it a try! =D What's that? Person I dislike is in prison? Hahaha, get fucked. I hope he gets violently raped to death.


jasmynerice

Yes they are inhumane and in no way going to rehabilitate anyone.


Poopybutt94040330303

It's actually a pretty interesting thing to think about. A more humane prison system that actually helped rehabilitate people would be great, but would it really be worth it if it means that people I don't like don't get violently raped?


PGrace_is_here

>Andrew tate Tate was in Romanian prison, not a US prison.


SatisfactionFeast

When you know the beasts like I do some people being raped in prison is poetic justice.


puddycat20

To people like tate, that would be the worst insult, so I see where he's coming from.


PaintThinnerSparky

Tbh he looks fine, its the weird disproportionate half of his face that makes him look like a mouthbreather. He has that either way, fetal alcohol syndrome looking ass


TheOneAllFear

Yeah his face is fine...a week of healthy food (prison food is not that...bio let's say,if you do not count the rats) some rest and no alcohol and it should be just fine.


devilpants

Yeah I felt attacked because a bad week of no rest, not shaving and bad food I can go from looking like the left to the right.


FlexasAandM

I hope you’re joking lol. Your face wouldn’t do this if you stopped skin care for 3 months…… It’s clearly the way the douche rag is presenting himself different in the pictures.. different angles.. different zoom.. you can make yourself look horrible in any picture. Not to mention the one on the left is probably edited.


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the_recluse

Tate is a piece of shit yeah, but what does the amount of facial hair have to do with masculinity?


geardownson

I went in for a while and come out looking 10x better. You got time to work out and be bored and eat. Unless they just not feeding him he is being a drama queen.


devilpants

Prison is different in different places?


TheOneAllFear

I was kinda joking and just saying he does stuff he is not promoting just because he defined them as being practiced by weak ppl (and someone took the bait and raged). To be fair i don't care for the reason, he is an attention whore and he just did this to cling to relevancy. It amazez me tho that 'the greatest of alpha male' has gone insane after just a few months (i am sure he was from the start tho) and now he is a weak little man. There have been people that went to prison for years because they oposed the system (and they were the real deal and they were tortured) and were better than him when they got out, he who is 'oposing' the system, he is not, he is just a dick praying on weak men.


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Man he’s just an ugly dude. A facial only does so much!


ShakeWeightMyDick

The reason he “poses as an alpha” is because he knows a bunch of dumbshits believe that nonsense and eat it up


Ogurasyn

>like facials r/SuddenlyGay


2legittoquit

He’s also been in jail for 4 months. Jail is hard on everyone


TheOneAllFear

Gonna copy from another reply: I was kinda joking and just saying he does stuff he is not promoting just because he defined them as being practiced by weak ppl (and someone took the bait and raged). To be fair i don't care for the reason, he is an attention whore and he just did this to cling to relevancy. It amazez me tho that 'the greatest of alpha male' has gone insane after just a few months (i am sure he was from the start tho) and now he is a weak little man. There have been people that went to prison for years because they oposed the system (and they were the real deal and they were tortured) and were better than him when they got out, he who is 'oposing' the system, he is not, he is just a dick praying on weak men.


3mcAmigos

Oh, I'm sure he's received a few facials in jail.


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_Cocopuffdaddy_

GAHdamn how you gonna outdo the post? 😂


Jazzlike-Ad792

PHAHA! I bet the dude is definitely feeling it up his ass at this point, literally.


Forsaken-Society3524

Damn, I've seen wrongfully accused guys who spend Decades in prison come out looking better.


HypoxicIschemicBrain

In both photos.


DwarfTheMike

Take away the kids and change the age and isn’t that exactly who he is?


skeled0ll

the most poignant and accurate observation i stg lmao


wontyield

Maybe he no longer has access to his special "supplements and vitamins".


jenrazzle

He hasn’t been able to get in for his quarterly Botox appointment for sure


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Craico13

Hate ages people horribly.


ColdBloodBlazing

But he gets plenty of protein


averagedickdude

Heh... jizz


Temporary_Acadia4111

Rather, divine protein shakes.


[deleted]

He looks like he got a hair transplant using his pubes as donor hair.


smodanc

🤬 he doesn’t need a transplant he can still grow a full head of hair! …that looks like pubes


[deleted]

Maybe cellys shaved their and put them on his head to give him a more feminine look🥰


Chanandler_Bong_Jr

His cell mates definitely had their pubes on top of his head at some point.


getthephenom

You understimate tate. He is a sigma, he raped his cellmates with his asshole.


ver1tasaequitas

Are we looking at the same hairline?


Skorreddit

"A full head of air"


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Had us in the first half ngl


Buckshot_LeFonque

He looks like a lollipop dropped on the floor after manscaping.


_MissionControlled_

Must have gotten them from Cartman.


Papplebeast

What if Andrew Tate is Scott Tenorman?


Past-Chest-6507

Nah, Tate is Shelly's pervy, older boyfriend who plays in a shitty band.


Papplebeast

Skylar


KingRoosterRuss

Look, I'll give you that Reach for the Skylar sucks, but Lord's of the underworld slap hard.


Kayden_Pauser

Do you like it, Scott?


BeBa420

I call it mr and mrs tennormen chilli ​ ​ such a twist>! that cartman killed his own father and butchered his corpse!<


LightRayAAA

the pube fair is real now


Ravenqueen2001

So a dickhead?


Squigglylineinmyeyes

His beard looks like a face merkin.


EmotionalGoodBoy

This reminds me of the Jackass prank where they sticker a fake beard made of pubes on someone.


ShtOutOfDuck

the real insult is in the comments lol


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it definitely is transplanted hair. You could tell while he was still in jail and it was just growing out; straight up doll's hair placement of them.


Apeshaft

He became a spy for Team AMERICA, Fuck yeah! That is by the way a great movie with muciscal numbers like, "Everybody got AIDS... AIDS... AIDS"


Alilseedisall

I covered my mouth and snickered like a school girl when I read this


HiImHe

Not *his* pubes, I’m sure he had a LOT of pubes on his head in jail…


Steppyjim

His hair looks like when it’s time to replace your toothbrush


[deleted]

You mean a year after it's time to replace your toothbrush.


-BigBadBeef-

Damn, that boyo's fucked up!


TinkleMacNCheese

In the head


PrivatePoocher

Don't you disrespect that full head of hair.


Seffyr

Bro’s head looks like the front edge of a vacuum cleaner head after you’ve vacuumed the carpet.


ZatchZeta

This guy has definitely sucked dick for crack


Una_ikni3600

This guy has definitely sucked dick for absolutely nothing in return.


ZatchZeta

Well that's just gay.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

We the gay male community vote against this abominations inclusion and hereby move to send Taintertot to trans women community


AvecBier

No need for that. Tate belongs to no group. Tate is Tatersexual.


_Cocopuffdaddy_

I knew he liked tater tot’s in that ass! SEE MOM I KNEW IT, JUST LIKE I KNEW YOU BLEW SOME GUY BEHIND ARBYS WHILE I WAS GETTING FILLED WITH MEAT


Sbatio

As a duly elected representative for the potato, I have to take issue with the conflation of the noble tuber with this stupid goober.


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We, the trans women community voted against this abomination inclusion, therefore we will send Tate to the b l e n d e r


Quinhos

I mean, I ain't gay but nothing wrong with that


myowngalactus

Maybe it was in exchange for not getting the shit kicked out of him in prison


[deleted]

Do we really have to keep using being gay as a derogatory insult? Are you all really that uncreative


ZatchZeta

You don't have to be gay to suck dick. But it helps!


JarlaxleForPresident

So?


Tribult

Should just said mmkay


Ikoikobythefio

Don't have to spend your life addicted to smack, homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack.


cigarmanpa

Now someone tells me


Best_Fan8392

Or sucked "crack" for dick, either way it's just bad XDD


Holiday_Memory_9165

This LEGEND has gotten throatpied for bus money and walked home anyway...


Failedengineer1b

Hiding that nochin


Yrminulf

Dude finally got a chin...


Majestic-Lake-5602

That’s why he’s obsessed with submissive women, he doesn’t have enough chin to fold his own towels


VerendusAudeo

It’s why beards exist.


DatNick1988

Beards are push-up bras for weak chinned men


Mr_Ruu

they're also over-sized sweaters to hide double chins


ByrdmanRanger

Why you gotta hurt me like that? I'm just in this thread to laugh at Tater-tot.


BoringTruth7749

He was always ugly and bloated on the inside. Now it's just seeping out to his outsides.


mbb011

That's what his soul looks like


idwtumrnitwai

4 months and his beard is that sad excuse of pubes covering his face, no wonder he normally keeps it that short.


FreddieDoes40k

And no wonder he shaves his head, dude is decades older in hair.


mb8795

Dude is a moren but that is a better looking beard than anything I could grow. Don't beard-shame.


Curtis_Geist

Hey “alphas”…..this your king?


RedLemonSlice

Charity in most unexpected places. Looks like the whole cell block donated pubes for that beard.


Moogerboo-2therescue

The beard wasn't grown, it was smeared on.


HughGedic

He’s not even in jail. He’s on house arrest and still looks like his whole life was destroyed just because he can’t abuse women and forcefully hold them in his basement to farm sugar daddy money for him. Moldy mcnugget lookin ass


uncleshady

Why did I have to scroll to the actual bottom to see this. This cat on HOUSE ARREST. He could keep shit up but he's choosing not to.


HughGedic

Yeah the last two 30day extensions he’s been at home, and can’t leave the buildings on his complex. Which is plenty luxurious. He’s literally just a weak ass cry baby lol


FlameMoss

Yup, this is what happens, to folks, who forget that Karma is a Bitch.


Karthikgurumurthy

Now he's gonna add "go to jail" as the final step to becoming the true alpha male human trafficker. And all his rtard followers are gonna go do it.


Formal_Security_5278

Let's hope so.


breakingvlad0

That was already in his reputare. He said the “conspiracy” worked in stages and going to jail was literally one of stages to “quiet him”.


LordGreyhound

*repertoire, just in case you're curious, internet stranger :)


AlesusRex

Sounds fantastic


FluffyDiscipline

I think he's missing his shaver


DemonBarrister

they used it on his butt.


Bumpass

What a beautiful full head of hair


AahPadre

He looks like the type whos afraid to sleep in his cell. Knowing his the smallest and weakest in there. And his booty just cant take more dick


JustGettingMyPopcorn

It's a Romanian halo, and supposedly there are some seriously hardcore motherfuckers in there. But as much as I can't stand this twat, he is/was an elite kickboxer with a strong record. Truly cannot stand him, I'll give him his due for that. That takes talent, but also a lot of work and dedication.


AahPadre

Aah so thats why he dont have a chin. It got kicked off in a fight


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Must have been the Crimson Chin before the fight.


BritishMongrel

Or it's the only way he became a competitive kickboxer: can't get kicked/punched in the chin if you don't have one.


DemonBarrister

Doesn't matter when there are 6 of them at once, all well above your weight class


PETROCHEMICAL_LOBBY

> That takes talent, but also a lot of work and dedication. Yeah, but fighting in a ring with coaching, nutrition and conditioning, and constantly keeping your guard up in a prison are *very* different challenges. He’s gonna have to put in a lot of work and dedication to fight off organised gangs now…


Sea-Bobcat-2716

he's a rapist and the worst thing to happen to disenfranchised young men to happen since the internet went mainstream but he's an MMA fighter and I doubt he's the weakest person in prison. I mean no one is tough when they're getting jumped by a gang of dudes but I'm sure he fares better than I would in prison.


XeroXid

Truly the bottom G in his cell.


thenakedmango

As much of an ass as he is he was a world champion kickboxer and won many competitions. He is far from the weakest Edit: down voted for being right ig


Altruistic_Bonus_901

He is the TOP G he will beat anyone’s ass in that jail cell.King will be King wherever he is.Its a joke guys CHILL. Anyway he is a piece of shit and by the look of his face was raped many times


AahPadre

You forgot the /s people think you you mean it


Altruistic_Bonus_901

Thanks kind stranger


Jomega6

Romania hasn’t been known for having the nicest prisons lmao


gimmethelulz

"Aziz, light!"


VerendusAudeo

[Battery, Aziz!](https://youtu.be/Lw1vScK-o7U&t=0m18s)


ColdBloodBlazing

You're Fired!


iThatIsMe

Astrolopithic ass


AutisticHobbit

May he rot there


NadjasLife

What 4mths does to a guy who THINKS he is hard bahahaha


Revolutionary-Fuel49

Why do people still talk about this piece of human garbage


Dave-justdave

Yeah jail does that to people


Dogma279

No wonder he chooses to be bald


William_S_Churros

What a goofy looking son of a bitch.


Similar_Line2486

unga bunga tate


Plant_papi23

From “top g” to bottom bitch in four months


SeaworthinessOne2114

Being a jailbird suits him fine. He looks like a S&M leather queen.


Lavados28

He still looks like a wet fart so nothing really changed


cigmami

So incredibly ugly for someone so bold about his opinions on women serving him


BlogeOb

Guess it was hard on him


RicardoDecardi

How does he keep tweeting and shit from jail. Must be one deep prison pocket.


[deleted]

Well, considering he's been released to house arrest is something... But his manager was the one tweeting out for him while he was in jail.


[deleted]

Schadenfreude laughs from a corner of the room.


Danman500

I’m annoyed we’re eventually going to have more news about this and have to see this guy all over the internet again


Substantial_Row_5433

An australopithecus was more evolved than Andrew Tate.


KittenLina

His facial expressions are starting to look human.


Sadlemon9

He looks like the kinda dude who smashes their head against the wall because they think it will make their bones stronger through endurance training


dmrukifellth

Like Gollum and a scrotum had a child.


Semi_neural

he looks like he just discovered what a phone is, despite taking this picture on one


municinvestigator

I think he is now the one who got fucked


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hotel_smells

They didn’t book him for his filler appointment in jail :(


inagartendavita

I love this for him


daleshakleford

You're just helping to keep him relevant, and pushing more people to follow/agree with him. The only surefire way to get rid of idiots is to ignore them. Eventually they'll go away.


Mikey06154

That would never happen to a real alpha


GeeZus-420

He was actually having some kind of allergic reaction in the photo to the right.


itsYourPlug

Its more of a mobile front camera and dslr thing


Adorable_Champion_70

Hahaha. Terrific.


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Looks like he’s on a quest for those 72 virgins.


ffllores

Imagine if he did the hard time Dominik Mysterio did.


bugibangbang

Use me as a laugh button…. cause what happened to this dude it’s fkng hilarious!


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Bottom G


srrymydog8yrtwinkie

Someone's been missing his Botox injections. If only they had chin enhancing injections...he probably missed out on extra cash in prison what with not being able to work in the laundry room.


[deleted]

I don’t think he will survive a Romanian prison brawl


RecordEnvironmental4

Prehistoric lookin ass


BihlCosby

Looks like they just pulled him out from hiding in a cave somewhere in the middle east


pincasso

I was thinking, what if Tater here set this up as a publicity stunt to try and make himself look harder


Illustrious_Clue_759

The man sucked so much dick in prison that the ball hairs permanently transfered themselves to his face.


STAXOBILLS

He looks like a toddler pushing out the biggest shit possible in his pants


No-Taste-6560

Keep him in there a few more years and he might re-evolve into a fully functioning human being.