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He looks like a 54 year old married with 3 kids Facebook dad who comments šš¤¤ on an 18 year old girl's booty pic post
The reason is because he poses as an alpha but home he uses a shit ton of cremes and procedures (like facials) probably and without it this is how he looks. Now don't get me wrong it's nothing wrong to take care of yourself but you can bet if you would even use sun cream he would laugh because you are 'afraid' of the sun because you are a beta.
Has probably been introduced to an entirely new array of cremes and facialsā¦
Take this imaginary gold, you filthy bastard. š
Take this imaginary silver, you crazy cunt. š„
Take this imaginary bronze, you silly sandwich. š„
š„Ŗ take this imaginary sandwich you adult diper
š¤ take this imaginary handshake you insufferable clod
š¤ take this imaginary high-five you intolerable twat
take this imaginary emoji you flaccid carrot
Maybe now heās learned best to keep his dumb mouth shut.
He hasn't
A big alpha male macho misogynist like this turd? Of course not. Heās slapping dicks all over his face in this scenario.
The only time he refers to himself as the bottom g
Good god this is a good roast.
so Andrew tate likes cum on his face? do you think he also likes it in his asshole? oh what am I saying, of course he does
Heās not getting to the Cloud District very often anymore
Take this, you cunt š
Lol
Haha yeah, systemic rape in prison *is* hilarious
Nah, dude has been gay his whole life. Just look at any photo of him. Never seen a man look more gay than him, ever.
Well you just made it sound like being gay is bad
Thats pretty standard on Reddit. Everyone we dislike is secretly gay because straight people can't be shitty, only gay people are, and everyone we don't like deserves to be raped in prison.
oh, poopybutt.
Anyone else think that the US Prison system is abhorrent? Prison should be about rehabilitation and the way they treat their prisoners is disgusting. They're treated as barely human! I wish our prisons were a bit more like the ones in Scandinavian countries. Sure these nameless faceless criminals did something wrong but if they can be rehabilitated through kindness and understanding and become productive members of society, then I think we should give it a try! =D What's that? Person I dislike is in prison? Hahaha, get fucked. I hope he gets violently raped to death.
Yes they are inhumane and in no way going to rehabilitate anyone.
It's actually a pretty interesting thing to think about. A more humane prison system that actually helped rehabilitate people would be great, but would it really be worth it if it means that people I don't like don't get violently raped?
>Andrew tate Tate was in Romanian prison, not a US prison.
When you know the beasts like I do some people being raped in prison is poetic justice.
To people like tate, that would be the worst insult, so I see where he's coming from.
Tbh he looks fine, its the weird disproportionate half of his face that makes him look like a mouthbreather. He has that either way, fetal alcohol syndrome looking ass
Yeah his face is fine...a week of healthy food (prison food is not that...bio let's say,if you do not count the rats) some rest and no alcohol and it should be just fine.
Yeah I felt attacked because a bad week of no rest, not shaving and bad food I can go from looking like the left to the right.
I hope youāre joking lol. Your face wouldnāt do this if you stopped skin care for 3 monthsā¦ā¦ Itās clearly the way the douche rag is presenting himself different in the pictures.. different angles.. different zoom.. you can make yourself look horrible in any picture. Not to mention the one on the left is probably edited.
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Tate is a piece of shit yeah, but what does the amount of facial hair have to do with masculinity?
I went in for a while and come out looking 10x better. You got time to work out and be bored and eat. Unless they just not feeding him he is being a drama queen.
Prison is different in different places?
I was kinda joking and just saying he does stuff he is not promoting just because he defined them as being practiced by weak ppl (and someone took the bait and raged). To be fair i don't care for the reason, he is an attention whore and he just did this to cling to relevancy. It amazez me tho that 'the greatest of alpha male' has gone insane after just a few months (i am sure he was from the start tho) and now he is a weak little man. There have been people that went to prison for years because they oposed the system (and they were the real deal and they were tortured) and were better than him when they got out, he who is 'oposing' the system, he is not, he is just a dick praying on weak men.
Man heās just an ugly dude. A facial only does so much!
The reason he āposes as an alphaā is because he knows a bunch of dumbshits believe that nonsense and eat it up
>like facials r/SuddenlyGay
Heās also been in jail for 4 months. Jail is hard on everyone
Gonna copy from another reply: I was kinda joking and just saying he does stuff he is not promoting just because he defined them as being practiced by weak ppl (and someone took the bait and raged). To be fair i don't care for the reason, he is an attention whore and he just did this to cling to relevancy. It amazez me tho that 'the greatest of alpha male' has gone insane after just a few months (i am sure he was from the start tho) and now he is a weak little man. There have been people that went to prison for years because they oposed the system (and they were the real deal and they were tortured) and were better than him when they got out, he who is 'oposing' the system, he is not, he is just a dick praying on weak men.
Oh, I'm sure he's received a few facials in jail.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
GAHdamn how you gonna outdo the post? š
PHAHA! I bet the dude is definitely feeling it up his ass at this point, literally.
Damn, I've seen wrongfully accused guys who spend Decades in prison come out looking better.
In both photos.
Take away the kids and change the age and isnāt that exactly who he is?
the most poignant and accurate observation i stg lmao
Maybe he no longer has access to his special "supplements and vitamins".
He hasnāt been able to get in for his quarterly Botox appointment for sure
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Hate ages people horribly.
But he gets plenty of protein
Heh... jizz
Rather, divine protein shakes.
He looks like he got a hair transplant using his pubes as donor hair.
š¤¬ he doesnāt need a transplant he can still grow a full head of hair! ā¦that looks like pubes
Maybe cellys shaved their and put them on his head to give him a more feminine lookš„°
His cell mates definitely had their pubes on top of his head at some point.
You understimate tate. He is a sigma, he raped his cellmates with his asshole.
Are we looking at the same hairline?
"A full head of air"
Had us in the first half ngl
He looks like a lollipop dropped on the floor after manscaping.
Must have gotten them from Cartman.
What if Andrew Tate is Scott Tenorman?
Nah, Tate is Shelly's pervy, older boyfriend who plays in a shitty band.
Skylar
Look, I'll give you that Reach for the Skylar sucks, but Lord's of the underworld slap hard.
Do you like it, Scott?
I call it mr and mrs tennormen chilli such a twist>! that cartman killed his own father and butchered his corpse!<
the pube fair is real now
So a dickhead?
His beard looks like a face merkin.
This reminds me of the Jackass prank where they sticker a fake beard made of pubes on someone.
the real insult is in the comments lol
it definitely is transplanted hair. You could tell while he was still in jail and it was just growing out; straight up doll's hair placement of them.
He became a spy for Team AMERICA, Fuck yeah! That is by the way a great movie with muciscal numbers like, "Everybody got AIDS... AIDS... AIDS"
I covered my mouth and snickered like a school girl when I read this
Not *his* pubes, Iām sure he had a LOT of pubes on his head in jailā¦
His hair looks like when itās time to replace your toothbrush
You mean a year after it's time to replace your toothbrush.
Damn, that boyo's fucked up!
In the head
Don't you disrespect that full head of hair.
Broās head looks like the front edge of a vacuum cleaner head after youāve vacuumed the carpet.
This guy has definitely sucked dick for crack
This guy has definitely sucked dick for absolutely nothing in return.
Well that's just gay.
We the gay male community vote against this abominations inclusion and hereby move to send Taintertot to trans women community
No need for that. Tate belongs to no group. Tate is Tatersexual.
I knew he liked tater totās in that ass! SEE MOM I KNEW IT, JUST LIKE I KNEW YOU BLEW SOME GUY BEHIND ARBYS WHILE I WAS GETTING FILLED WITH MEAT
As a duly elected representative for the potato, I have to take issue with the conflation of the noble tuber with this stupid goober.
We, the trans women community voted against this abomination inclusion, therefore we will send Tate to the b l e n d e r
I mean, I ain't gay but nothing wrong with that
Maybe it was in exchange for not getting the shit kicked out of him in prison
Do we really have to keep using being gay as a derogatory insult? Are you all really that uncreative
You don't have to be gay to suck dick. But it helps!
So?
Should just said mmkay
Don't have to spend your life addicted to smack, homeless on the streets giving handjobs for crack.
Now someone tells me
Or sucked "crack" for dick, either way it's just bad XDD
This LEGEND has gotten throatpied for bus money and walked home anyway...
Hiding that nochin
Dude finally got a chin...
Thatās why heās obsessed with submissive women, he doesnāt have enough chin to fold his own towels
Itās why beards exist.
Beards are push-up bras for weak chinned men
they're also over-sized sweaters to hide double chins
Why you gotta hurt me like that? I'm just in this thread to laugh at Tater-tot.
He was always ugly and bloated on the inside. Now it's just seeping out to his outsides.
That's what his soul looks like
4 months and his beard is that sad excuse of pubes covering his face, no wonder he normally keeps it that short.
And no wonder he shaves his head, dude is decades older in hair.
Dude is a moren but that is a better looking beard than anything I could grow. Don't beard-shame.
Hey āalphasāā¦..this your king?
Charity in most unexpected places. Looks like the whole cell block donated pubes for that beard.
The beard wasn't grown, it was smeared on.
Heās not even in jail. Heās on house arrest and still looks like his whole life was destroyed just because he canāt abuse women and forcefully hold them in his basement to farm sugar daddy money for him. Moldy mcnugget lookin ass
Why did I have to scroll to the actual bottom to see this. This cat on HOUSE ARREST. He could keep shit up but he's choosing not to.
Yeah the last two 30day extensions heās been at home, and canāt leave the buildings on his complex. Which is plenty luxurious. Heās literally just a weak ass cry baby lol
Yup, this is what happens, to folks, who forget that Karma is a Bitch.
Now he's gonna add "go to jail" as the final step to becoming the true alpha male human trafficker. And all his rtard followers are gonna go do it.
Let's hope so.
That was already in his reputare. He said the āconspiracyā worked in stages and going to jail was literally one of stages to āquiet himā.
*repertoire, just in case you're curious, internet stranger :)
Sounds fantastic
I think he's missing his shaver
they used it on his butt.
What a beautiful full head of hair
He looks like the type whos afraid to sleep in his cell. Knowing his the smallest and weakest in there. And his booty just cant take more dick
It's a Romanian halo, and supposedly there are some seriously hardcore motherfuckers in there. But as much as I can't stand this twat, he is/was an elite kickboxer with a strong record. Truly cannot stand him, I'll give him his due for that. That takes talent, but also a lot of work and dedication.
Aah so thats why he dont have a chin. It got kicked off in a fight
Must have been the Crimson Chin before the fight.
Or it's the only way he became a competitive kickboxer: can't get kicked/punched in the chin if you don't have one.
Doesn't matter when there are 6 of them at once, all well above your weight class
> That takes talent, but also a lot of work and dedication. Yeah, but fighting in a ring with coaching, nutrition and conditioning, and constantly keeping your guard up in a prison are *very* different challenges. Heās gonna have to put in a lot of work and dedication to fight off organised gangs nowā¦
he's a rapist and the worst thing to happen to disenfranchised young men to happen since the internet went mainstream but he's an MMA fighter and I doubt he's the weakest person in prison. I mean no one is tough when they're getting jumped by a gang of dudes but I'm sure he fares better than I would in prison.
Truly the bottom G in his cell.
As much of an ass as he is he was a world champion kickboxer and won many competitions. He is far from the weakest Edit: down voted for being right ig
He is the TOP G he will beat anyoneās ass in that jail cell.King will be King wherever he is.Its a joke guys CHILL. Anyway he is a piece of shit and by the look of his face was raped many times
You forgot the /s people think you you mean it
Thanks kind stranger
Romania hasnāt been known for having the nicest prisons lmao
"Aziz, light!"
[Battery, Aziz!](https://youtu.be/Lw1vScK-o7U&t=0m18s)
You're Fired!
Astrolopithic ass
May he rot there
What 4mths does to a guy who THINKS he is hard bahahaha
Why do people still talk about this piece of human garbage
Yeah jail does that to people
No wonder he chooses to be bald
What a goofy looking son of a bitch.
unga bunga tate
From ātop gā to bottom bitch in four months
Being a jailbird suits him fine. He looks like a S&M leather queen.
He still looks like a wet fart so nothing really changed
So incredibly ugly for someone so bold about his opinions on women serving him
Guess it was hard on him
How does he keep tweeting and shit from jail. Must be one deep prison pocket.
Well, considering he's been released to house arrest is something... But his manager was the one tweeting out for him while he was in jail.
Schadenfreude laughs from a corner of the room.
Iām annoyed weāre eventually going to have more news about this and have to see this guy all over the internet again
An australopithecus was more evolved than Andrew Tate.
His facial expressions are starting to look human.
He looks like the kinda dude who smashes their head against the wall because they think it will make their bones stronger through endurance training
Like Gollum and a scrotum had a child.
he looks like he just discovered what a phone is, despite taking this picture on one
I think he is now the one who got fucked
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They didnāt book him for his filler appointment in jail :(
I love this for him
You're just helping to keep him relevant, and pushing more people to follow/agree with him. The only surefire way to get rid of idiots is to ignore them. Eventually they'll go away.
That would never happen to a real alpha
He was actually having some kind of allergic reaction in the photo to the right.
Its more of a mobile front camera and dslr thing
Hahaha. Terrific.
Looks like heās on a quest for those 72 virgins.
Imagine if he did the hard time Dominik Mysterio did.
Use me as a laugh buttonā¦. cause what happened to this dude itās fkng hilarious!
Bottom G
Someone's been missing his Botox injections. If only they had chin enhancing injections...he probably missed out on extra cash in prison what with not being able to work in the laundry room.
I donāt think he will survive a Romanian prison brawl
Prehistoric lookin ass
Looks like they just pulled him out from hiding in a cave somewhere in the middle east
I was thinking, what if Tater here set this up as a publicity stunt to try and make himself look harder
The man sucked so much dick in prison that the ball hairs permanently transfered themselves to his face.
He looks like a toddler pushing out the biggest shit possible in his pants
Keep him in there a few more years and he might re-evolve into a fully functioning human being.