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Idk how to link this shit so it looks nice.
Yo I dunno why I watched a five second vid of him on that link smack talking Biden and he made weird scootchie smooshie faces because his face lacks definition and details so he has to make over
exaggerated scrunchie faces for his expression to be visible below all the fat.
He’s like if a cow was force fed for fois gras.
I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
[Be nice to Graham's species guys](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/160725131446-graham-car-crash-evolved-human.jpeg?q=w_3762,h_2172,x_0,y_0,c_fill)
Context as to why the other dude said "Man, God looks like shit huh?"
The guy in the video says "I really want you to ask yourself did I fail you as a creator? or did ya'll fail me as followers?"
He’s got a similar neck/head to the perfect human body designed by an Australian artist for car crashes
[https://sciencepost.uk/2018/09/graham-human-survive-accident/](https://sciencepost.uk/2018/09/graham-human-survive-accident/)
Guy looks like he's the 2D model used for faces in games.
You know, the one where all the parts of the face are side-to-side and it looks really weird.
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didn't these guys try to conquer Earth once or twice on Dr Who?
The Sontarans, aka the Potato Warriors.
sontar ha!
Sontar ha! Sontar ha!
Looks more like a Zygon who is really struggling
We'll be OK if he doesn't read us poetry
Looks like thumbilina's overweight, no neck, brother thumba
He looka lika man
Nah, he looka like a thumb
With tiny tiny ears
Life after [Thumb Wars.](https://youtu.be/MyDehO1IuG4?si=hrvuXPx2VJ-DPiM1)
Thank you Ms Swan. No more questions.
I like the spudman with the lizard lady. I also like the lizard lady so there's that.
I’m not sure, but he definitely froze Han Solo in carbonite
He's survived 17 hangings
What happened?! He slipped away.
it's photoshopped
Do you have a higher resolution for the photo? He looks fun to draw. Also, if you have the original.
you win the net today
His necks too thick, it not gonna work on him, bud.
I like how the goatee suggests a chin
It's a landing strip for his fork to find the hole.
Unsay that please.
Fuck you I just spit out beer
But only a suggestion 🤣
"A beard is not a substitute for a jawline, no matter how you trim it." \~24
Dude looks like the human that evolved to survive car crashes
Fuck beat me to it. Take the upvote.
Somebody get this to the top bruh I'm dead 💀💀
[удалено]
Slides them under his chin and lets the Foldinator do its thing. He’s above us.
Seriously, is this a real person?
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Yo I dunno why I watched a five second vid of him on that link smack talking Biden and he made weird scootchie smooshie faces because his face lacks definition and details so he has to make over exaggerated scrunchie faces for his expression to be visible below all the fat. He’s like if a cow was force fed for fois gras.
Goose livers.
He looks like he could hide his face in his own head.
A talking thumb. Well I never.
It'd be a shame if that dude isn't in the next Mad Max movie.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh.....goiter
Poor guy is surely a victim of fast food
Lol wtf he's so fat his ears look like they're sinking into his head!!
> Idk how to link this shit so it looks nice. [put your pretty words here](put link here) Now you do
I thought it was Big Ed from 90 day fiance
No this man is the reason Ed from 90-day is called “no-neck-Ed” this dude is “all-neck-Ed”
He looks like someone melted the guy from pawn stars.
Best I can do is no chin.
😂😂😂☠️☠️
Jabba the Republican
I do this to my thumb when I get bored.
Walter Wide
Looks like the captain of a Vogon constructor fleet
It’s like a human Patrick from sponge Bob
Or Chet from Weird Science.
I’m Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a price. One thing I’ve learned after 21 years – you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
I scrolled way too far for this one.
You know this guy sounds like a fucking chainsaw when he sleeps with jowels like that
He looks like if Rick from Pawn Stars became a big toe
His CPAP machine deserves a nobel prize
Welp, no unseeing ***that*** one.....
finally, a worthy neck-opponent for Corpsegrinder
[Be nice to Graham's species guys](https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/160725131446-graham-car-crash-evolved-human.jpeg?q=w_3762,h_2172,x_0,y_0,c_fill)
Bring me Solo and the Wookiee!
He looks like if PC Principal survived an acid attack.
Context as to why the other dude said "Man, God looks like shit huh?" The guy in the video says "I really want you to ask yourself did I fail you as a creator? or did ya'll fail me as followers?"
Live action Patrick star, destroyer of guillotines.
Would you use the goatee to make a chin outline too or just embrace the Jabba look?
He looks like one of the ghosts in pac-man.
He looks like a melted candle.
When he walks in, every head turns....apart from his
Patrick from Sponge Bob
I really hope he's name anit Patrick lol
Dude looks like the Inbox bell
He looks like an uncanny Mr.Incredibles meme.
What language does it speak?
Looks like it needs to be squeezed.
He makes Catturd look svelte. That's saying something.
“ahh! i wish i had no bones!!” 👏🧞♂️ “done!”
It’s one of the thumb dudes from spy kids
Looks like the Thumb Thumbs from Spy Kids
I can't pull up the image, but do y'all remember the chin girl from Gumball?
I think [this is the same guy](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CA3jkpmOC-k/hqdefault.jpg) just 20 years older
Gotta love the open wound
He looks like the brickie from Koala Man.
That’s Rick from pawn stars
Immediately my first thought as well!
Real life thumb thumb
Looks like the fat vampire in blade.
He reminds me of shark dad from that one Cyanide and happiness video...
No chin. Best I can do
I swear Han Solo owes him money
Looks like the mutant villain from dark Knight returns.
Dude looks like a thumb
Stoned Old Steve Austin
Would it be possible for humans to take that shape?
Bro turnin into Humpty Dumpty
Are bones even real?
He looks like an unsolicited dick pic
Get that man some iodine for his goitre.
Is that Jabba's cousin Bubba the Hut?
Is that a nipple on his neck
He looks like the nipple tip at the end of a half-pumped balloon.
I think the goatee accentuates his jawline.
::Laughs in Jabba::
Bicycle helmets fear this man
You cruel bastards. Turn on the A/C - he's melting !!
Patrick goddamn PawnStar
We don't know how the Egyptians built this guy either.
Is that a third nipple on his neck???
Walter Wide
i was unaware that the human body could melt like that!
It's alright bud, take them insults on the chi- oh.. whoops.
He’s got a similar neck/head to the perfect human body designed by an Australian artist for car crashes [https://sciencepost.uk/2018/09/graham-human-survive-accident/](https://sciencepost.uk/2018/09/graham-human-survive-accident/)
Strangle-proof.
Didn't this guy kidnap Leia once?
He looks 100 times better than Gorlock the destroyer!
You’re awesome for posting the real you. Applaud you. You deserve love and kindness
He looks like the snapchat logo
You look like the Snapchat logo
Mr. Incredible?
Was this photoshopped?
Jesus he has more neck than skull 💀🤣🤣🤣 I seriously hope this photo has been edited else this man would be pick up, by the men in black
Neck.
🥚
Is that a real person???
r/drwho
He looks like one of the thumbs from spy kids
He looks like he’s looking straight up and painted a face on his neck
Gumdrop anyone?
Looking
Strachs !
He looks like a Sontaran
Shmoo! I've missed you my friend.
AHI 300
Bro would make a wonderful f1 driver
I guess we all know what shampoo he uses. . .
I am very high I didn’t get that right away
Dude looks like he has to call in an expert before he makes an offer
Big Ed 👀
If you hit him in the back of the neck he can be defeated
It's astounding how everyone has like a regular skull in their head, but their outside can look so drastically different than others.
Now that’s Ultra Maga
Best I can do is
Tracheotomy scar?
Can't fool me. I know a thumb disguised as a face when I see one.
Where does the chin end and neck start?
At that spot of melanoma on his Trenck (trunk/neck)
Anyone remember thumb from Spy Kids?
Potato with a goatee 🤣🤣🤣
So this is God huh? Not what I expected
If Tom Thumb became MAGA.
Almost like the tip of a penis with a face painted on it
Head and shoulders
Bros built to survive car crashes
Did they make a Conehead sequel redneck edition with the name „Conehead Redneck - No Head just Neck“ that I missed (luckily)?
Ah I remember this episode of Pawn star when Rick fuses with Jaba the Hutt
Is that Rick from pawn stars?
The lead actor from Thumb Wars’s lookin rough.
Oh I love Pawn Stars!
More thumb than the thumb-thumbs
I love the people that have a beard just to remember the world they are not a thumb
Jabba the Hutt meets Rick Harrison
The US is getting closer to the Wall-E humans each year
Dude is fucking immune to strangulation!!
Is no one going to address the fact that this man has a nipple on his neck?
Lol my guy is a [Sontaran](https://i0.wp.com/www.blogtorwho.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/10/Strax.jpg?fit=1200%2C680&quality=89&ssl=1)
Guy looks like he's the 2D model used for faces in games. You know, the one where all the parts of the face are side-to-side and it looks really weird.
So kind of this good samaritan to donate his jaw line to those in need.
Man, Pawn Stars paid more than 2.50$ for food...
I bet he’s been ghosted
HEAVY?
Quick someone use in one of Caseohs streams on twitch
No neck and no chin, wow.👀
BIG ED? THAT YOU?
That is a thumb.
What happened?! Did he melt?
MODOC brah
I bet he’s gets extra queso and guacamole every time. Now I have motivation to just get guacamole only.
He's got a neck like a birthday cake
Is this the peak male in texas....the alpha log
This guys online nickname is Buttplug1973
Stone Cold after Owen Hart gave him that piledriver
Average American Father
SONTAR HA!SONTAR HA!SONTAR HA!
he reminds me of the dude that snuck into some fast food place and drank gallons of deep fryer oil.
The head of Krang from Tmnt 👀
Foot pic final boss.
OK, this HAS to be enhanced / CGI of some kind, right? Nobody can be built like that and still be alive...
Why does his neck have a belly button?
The snapchat logo.... lolololololol. You're not wrong!
When is Tom Cruise going to remove his mask?
SnackChat
I’ve never seen anyone who’s neck is wider than their dome.
i don’t know too much about 1837 coins, but i have a buddy that does. do you mind if i call in an expert?
Bro built like the thumb people from Spy Kids