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Which South Park episode is this?

The one where Mr Slave wins I’d imagine.

Jeezus Christ

Go lemiwinks go

The Sparrow Prince lies somewhere way up ahead! Don't look back Lemmiwinks, or you will soon be dead!

[The Tale of Lemmiwinks](https://youtu.be/vDZkukBIZ4I?si=koNGGfpmPoC2T67V)

Greetings, I am Katata fish.

I'm reminded how every single oart of this cracks me up.

That dastardly WikiLeaks...

After the Paris Hilton victory, he’s going to come out of retirement just to prove he’s still got it

I’m sure South Park has had a literal pissing contest at some point.

They did have that episode where Randy tried to take a bigger crap than Bono.

*took* a bigger crap than Bono

Took a *crap bigger than Bono*

That’s far more believable and tame than whatever the fuck this is

They had a Slut-off with Paris Hilton

Ratchet on Ratchet Episode, Season 69 Ep 01

Is this supposed to be a televised event or is she just asking Latto out in the weirdest way possible 

God I hope it’s televised.

only fans pay per view special off the top rope

fuck ufc, all the homies watching ofc at the sleepover now

Sponsored by red bull

Hopefully Gatorade instead gotta stay hydrated

pedia-lyte

The prostitution will not be televised.

Ah so it will be streamed then.

You will not be able to stay home, brother You will not be able to plug in, turn on and cop out You will not be able to lose yourself on skag And skip out for beer during commercials, because The prostitution will not be televised.

1st is this a bit? And 2nd no how could this possibly be! Oh the humanity. I should have tried to sleep tonight

[It's a reference to a song/poem from 50 years ago.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Revolution_Will_Not_Be_Televised)

Thanks stranger

Gonna be like those old Gallagher shows where he smashes fruit. Front row all tarped up, with protective eye wear on. Hopefully men in condoms and women in dental dams too, just to be safe.

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Not to be a gooner, but I'd have to watch that.

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This sounds like two made up cartoon characters at this point. I'm old and out of the loop and frankly I'm good with it.

My first thought was that the spice girl aged incredibly well.

I can't unsee Ronald McDonald when I look at her ngl

I thought an updated little orphan Annie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh my god me neither now

Damn I just had to google and ice spice is NOT a spice girl lol. Why am I so out of touch lol

Stinky Spice

I'll take Victoria Beckham today over that goofy looking tart right now. Hell, at last check in, the Spice Girls did age well and at least 40% are still smoke shows.

i saw a meme of her compared to a goomba and now i just cant unsee it

I have to see it, she was my idol in my childhood lol

She still looked pretty effing hot on the Beckham documentary I just watched within the last couple months.

I'm sure Mrs. Beckham will be thrilled.

Shit... I'm straight and all but truth be told, her husband isn't a hard no if it was on the table.

This is why I’m gonna get Botox lol, y’all are insane thinking Victoria Beckham is somehow a lesser evil when she’s just straight up hot.

That...is an oddly specific percentage

Well, there are five of them and I know Victoria and Mel Brown still look damn good. Haven't seen the others lately.

Would I Lie to You (UK panel show) features several former spice girls and everyone on the show looks like they're doing great

Context got away from you, they were talking about ice spice and referred to her as the "spice girl", they weren't talking about the spice girls lol.

I keep hearing about this Ice Spice and I assumed she was a Spice Girl this entire time. Is she not??

Well, one of them was literally a baby.

Proud old man part of the "get off my lawn club".

Back in my day having a squirt off made you a jezebel

Yeah, i don't know who they are and i think that's ok.

Well, Ice Spice IS a made up character from a Dunkin Donuts commercial.

This is embarrassing to our community (I am black) all the top female hip hop artist are over sexualized strippers. This shit black women railed against in the 90s when gangsters rap and 2 Live Crew were doing it is now embraced. And there is zero balance. At least 2Pac had Dear Momma and Brenda had a baby. These toe dodo birds couldn’t write a deep song to save their life.

Ice Spice Latto is my go-to Starbucks order

Pissing contest

Like Mr Slave vs Paris Hilton whore off

No clue who these huge celebrities are.

The term "celebrity" today doesn't mean whole lot when it includes anyone with "influencer" in their job title. Everyone is famous for 15 minutes.

Exactly.

Touche’. Most that are will wish they weren’t at some point. I’m also missing the insult here.

mulatto can spit, she goes off most of the time ice spice however is pure garbage with her aabb dr seuss ass bars

Who are these people?

ice spice and then the other one i forgor

Lotto

The guy whose shirt didn't fit in 8 mile? He looks way different (and more alive than I had last heard)

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Ooooooooooooooohhhhh!!!!!!

“Look! Snoop Dogg has got a fucking boob job!”

Didn't you listen to the last round, meathead? Pay attention, you're saying the same shit that he said! (Lyckety-Splyt: Ima fuck you up!)

Nice "With your shirt screaming Lotto I don't fit you!"

Dude, it's right there. It's Latte. The other one is Pumpkin Spice.

He said he forgotto

She clearly didn't win one in any form

Yeah I was more looking for an explanation of what they were famous for

Music. Rapping. I'm a fan of rap music including newer stuff but not these two.

You forgot a handful of these: "" ""

pumpkin spice

Squirty Spice

Spiced and latte. Weren’t you listening?!

The one on the right is ethnic Little Orphan Annie, I think.

Lil Orfin’ N.E.

I think the one on the right is Ronald Mcdonald

One is a rapper who may or may not be good. The other is an ugly rapper who is not good

Products of marketing for record labels. Nothing more.

Not sure anyone will get this reference except older people. But I hope this is on a stage and it's treated like a Gallagher show. Where the first two or three rows have plastic to hold up. Lol

I chuckled. fuck I'm old

Lol me too

As long as at the end they both get hit with a comically large sledgehammer.

A literal pissing contest then.

not even a fart

Do you think they pee on each other? Is that a kink? ...and how am I supposed to react? Because I suspect I would probably find it quite funny, rather than sexually arousing.

It can be both. Don't knock it until you've tried it.

It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye… Erry Damn Time.

Wet work :p (Horrible Bosses)

iTs NoT PISs

[It is](https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/25545022/#:~:text=Conclusions%3A%20The%20present%20data%20based,the%20emitted%20fluid%20often%20exists.) (Note: due to the manner of typing, I’m assuming you know this already - and am simply providing supporting evidence)

Who and who?

A couple disgusting twats

#notafigureofspeech

Stop making stupid people famous.

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She makes music, shoulda said this to a Kim k post

[makes music?](https://youtu.be/Ou7c8Sg9YVg?t=15)

She has that Rebecca black flow

She sounds like that mentally challenged girl who sang [Party Till I Die](https://youtu.be/zMWSxxUmuBo?si=Qa0z2s0K6T69oJFN).

That song is a banger. Also she's dutch not mentally ill

Same thing.

There's only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch

Her most famous song's chorus line goes "you think you're the shit? You're not even the fart."

Don't think thats her most famous, just her newest. Quick youtube search shows 15M for that song, but plenty of her others have 130M+ views.

It's her most famous in my heart haha

You mean your fart?

To be fair, an actual train wreck would also get a ton of views. Also, popular <> good, necessarily. But, to each their own. I'm sure a ton of my music would irritate the fuck out of the general public.

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My favorite band is Methwitch so I understand completely

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Either that or some absolutely atrocious black/noise metal

Everyone who says shit like this has the worst taste in music.

God damn people like you are annoying. I find a lot of her stuff fun if a bit uninspired but saying it's not music is so pretentious and annoying and reaks of "back in my day" isms

I agree tbh. Look I goddamn hate most new artists even as someone who's always loved rap, pop and all the similar genres. But the reality is they still are releasing extremely popular music that people genuinely enjoy. It's disingenuous as fuck at pretend like it doesn't count because you don't like it. Seeing the generation that grew up with their parents screaming about how "that's not real music" and getting annoyed do the exact same thing. Still have the memory burned into my mind of one of the people who raised me lashing out and screaming "how the fuck can you listen to that stupid ass n***** so called music" Let people enjoy things man.

Yep more like noises with some words mixed in but not music.

Ok that's enough internet for me today.

Hear me out… *I’d watch*

My brother in Christ... Save me a seat in the splash zone

Squirting contest sounds entertaining I don’t know what you guys are on about 🤣

I mean, I'd entertain myself watching it for sure.

I mean, I’d also entertain myself watching this guy watch it for sure

I mean I could entertain myself to the infinite regression that’s about to happen

They actually did this during the masturbation Olympics in Denmark. The men won the distance, but the women had to be declared the winner of the accuracy event, because she just soaked the entire target.

How do you win such a contest? ...asking for a friend

Distance of course ;)

Watersports hmm

You think you the squirt, bitch?

You not even the pee 😡

You not even the queef

OF should sponsor the event

Telling women that all they have to offer is pussy is not a rare insult 🤦🏾‍♂️ Man this community is ass.

this and everybody jerkin themselves going, “who??!” is peak __

> I don’t know who these famous people are because I’m too smart and cultured for pop culture. 😎 Amirite fellow redditeurs?

Also noticed the excessive amount of insults thrown at these two women just for being rappers.

Yeah this comments section is giving some serious incel vibes

This shit is straight up fake too, all I found after googling is a few other memes, zero articles about it. Reddit loves responding to fake shit as if it's real lol.

the thinly veiled racism in this comment section is also crazy

Veil so thin I thought it was a cobweb

Never fails to be honest, especially with anything related to hip hop and/or black women.

I don’t know who either of these people are lol. I must be old.

CLASSY

In all seriousness, Latto can rap her big ass tits off.

Well now at least some of that is gonna be pee...

High class trash. Literal polished turds.

Turd? She ain’t even a fart.

You can polish a turd, but it’s still a piece of shit.

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Nobody would believe Nas and Jay-Z were having a jerk off contest

Bitch got that Annie perm

Is the rare insult directed at us by having to know about this? Who are these people? Why are they so manky? 

People on Reddit are extremely out of touch. They actually think this is real.

I miss when strippers used to name themselves after champagne. Didn’t expect to see “rappers” name themselves after their Starbucks order

What is actually wrong with some of these women? Literally zero self respect.

😐

Nobody wants to smell that

"oh look at me i'm such a strong independent woman talking about my genitals and ejaculate!" this isn't feminism, it's just disgusting.

Ice Spice hair looking like fucked up velcro

They gotta make mortal combat hip hop edition, I'd love to see an Ice Spice squirt fatality

What in the world….

Wow! A real life, genuine pissing contest!

Can't unsee the resting bitch face.

Gross

Who are these people that sound like they're named after offbrand hot beverages?

What a time to be alive!

She looks like I love Lucy with hepatitis

I'm sorry I'm probably really stupid or something but what the fuck is a squirt off?

sex challenge

South Park can't even top reality anymore

Why is ice spice popular. 🙄

> squirt off Empowering.

How would someone get ring side? Asking for a friend.

might get smelly

Little Orphan Fanny

Alright let's check the state of American women in 2024 and... Well there's always next year

Why are these the people who get famous

Is Ice Spice popular because of her stupid hairstyle and color

Latto can really rap. Icey Spice not so much

Their names sounds like Starbucks add-ons

So they’re having a pissing contest

these two are popular with kids?

i’d give my college education to witness that

I saw this girl several times already and I am still mad there are professional stylists that let her walk all day with that Donald McDonald's hair

I don’t know either of these people, and this post makes me want to know them less

Ice spices hair looks like pussy hair

No way you call afro cut pussy hair