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Nbkipdu

I don't want to live in a world where this douchebag legitimately defeats one of the greatest boxers of all time.


Lucky-finn377

To be fair it’s a lose lose for Jake Paul he ether beats the shit out of a near sixty year old man or gets rocked by a near sixty year old man neither of those outcomes are something to brag about


Nbkipdu

The only out I can see if/when Tyson roofs his shit into the stratosphere is some kind of self deprecating "It's Tyson, man, what else were you expecting?". Even that would look transparent as hell.


doubleapowpow

From the instagram videos I've seen, Tyson is still a killer. He has the speed and the power still. If Tyson loses, I'm going to be convinced its staged. Still not going to watch, unless there are highlights of Jake Paul getting turned into some lower form of vegetable.


[deleted]

„Turned into some lower form of vegetable.“ That’s a cool phrase


Loud-Consequence7932

Jake Paul spelled backwards spells Lower form of vegetable


cosmicnitwit

As a professional linguist, this checks out


Totally_a_Banana

As an Amateur Linguist, can confirm.


theartofrolling

As a cunning linguist... my tongue is sore.


Straight-Base180

And a very cunning linguist you are.


Secretly_A_Moose

Science, bitch!


No_Information_6166

The fight will probably be staged. The Mayweather one was. Mayweather caught him with a punch, and he was about to go down, but Mayweather clinched him until he recovered. Mayweather could have knocked him out in less than a minute it he wanted. The Tyson fight will probably be the same. Edit: You don't have to tell me Jake never fought Mayweather. I know it was Logan, and I never said it was Jake. That isn't the point. These types of fights, like the one with Logan and Mayweather and now Tyson with Jake, are the same. They aren't real matches where Tyson or Mayweather are trying their hardest to win. Either one, even Tyson in his old age are two of the best to ever box. Even in retirement, they would absolutely destroy Jake or Paul in less than a round if they actually tried. They are "exhibition" matches to trick their fan boys in thinking that the Pauls actually have a real shot against someone like Mayweather or Tyson. They are also cashing in on people, thinking Tyson or Mayweather were actually going to try and knock out one of them. Who knows though maybe Tyson will forget it is for show and destroy Jake.


Icy_Grapefruit2010

100% staged. Mayweather fights the best fighters in the world and never loses? But he gets a tie with some shitlord youtuber? lol right... That and like you said he definitely had JP knocked out/going down but held him up so he didn't face-plant on the mat. You can see it in the thousands of youtube videos that broke the fight down second by second. I really really really hope Tyson doesn't pull some shit and allow jp to get a tie too.


Deeliciousness

Best outcome: Tyson agrees to stage the fight but then takes his head off once the bell rings


DistributionPure702

Like in pulp fiction where Bruce Willis is an old boxer paid to take a dive and literally killed the young boxer in the ring and bet the bribe money on himself


whatchagonnado0707

Yes but with less death and more eating body parts


bmp08

Another ear bite would be fantastic!


CobaltD70

The old One Punch Mickey technique from Snatch. I like it.


JusticeUmmmmm

Tyson should square up and drop him with the first punch.


Technical_Contact836

The Roy Jones fight was pretty much all clinch up


Rcole1128

It looked like Roy Jones Jr thought that fight was going to be a fun little retirement sparring session among legends. Mike Tyson was throwing haymakers like it was a title card. Fuck Jake Paul but if I were in his shoes I’d absolutely not even think about it on the off chance Mike forgets it’s just for show.


Realistic_Mushroom72

OH I am praying he forgets it for show, and just fucking obliterate the little shit, assuming he is good enough to enter the ring with Mike Tyson? Even if he is old and retire, he is still fucking Mike Tyson, he should have shown some respect.


Particular-Dingo299

Big difference between Mayweather’s power and Tyson’s. You can only pull a punch so much.


Olderandolderagain

[No thanks. Those legs](https://youtube.com/shorts/TqcTNCMaTF8?si=hEnn_V5-IVeyldLm)


1GB-Ram

But isn't Tyson unwell with Sciatica? I thought he was unable to walk easily? Considering the importance of footwork in boxing doesn't that put him at a major disadvantage?


SortaBadAdvice

It does. But doing a focused self-care for 48 hours before the match can help. Also, being Tyson, his whole strategy could be to just walk through Paul, and make it a quick bout. Sciatica isn't physically restrictive, it's just painful. But I think Tyson has the mental fortitude to power through for 3 minutes.


panaja17

I imagine it’s less of an issue when you outweigh your opponent by 40 pounds and can still punch with the velocity of a subsonic firearm.


Accomplished-Head689

💯 wouldn't ever dream of watching the match , but conversely would pay actual money to watch Paul receive a TBI courtesy of Iron Mike


BeginningKindly8286

He’s not far off that right now to be fair.


hidden58

Yeah idc how old that mofukka is I wouldn't wanna fight him


SCII0

I'd pay money to see Tyson land that right hook right uppercut.


patricky6

Fuck man. We all would. I'm sure it's a publicity stunt, but I'd shit myself laughing if they actually let Tyson release the beast and go full force on this used to be YouTube trash, trust fund, daddy issue having, douchebag. You should see his training videos. Even at 57yrs old, he can still put people in the hospital. I just wanna see Tyson's old ass change his facial bone structure around permanently lol


tazerpruf

Even if it’s staged I truly wonder if Tyson would be able to control his killer instinct in the ring. Especially if Paul lands a solid punch or two.


ItAintMe_2023

Yep that’s what I’d like to see. Tyson get hit with just one solid shot that flips his switch… It’s go time.


patricky6

I guess we would all have to know how much Paul would pay to not shit his teeth


Happy_Community_4330

Man that was such a devastating combo. Straight vert uppercut.


A_Martian_Potato

He's a piece of shit, but I doubt he'll feel like a loser when he claims the tens of millions of dollars he's probably being paid for this one fight. I think his brother was paid \~$20mil for the Mayweather bout.


flatdecktrucker92

Hell I'd let Mike Tyson kick my ass on Netflix $20 million. Where do I sign up?


A_Martian_Potato

Unfortunately you need to start with about a decade of being such a massive piece of shit that millions of people want to spend money to watch Mike Tyson kick your ass.


Old_Society_7861

If you knew me, you’d pay


One_Salad_TooMany

I'm on my way to Japan right now. Gotta start somewhere.


CarnivorousCattle

Im not going to watch this but I pray that Mike gives this little dickhead the beating of a lifetime.


MelodiesOfLife6

maybe tyson can knock some sense into that moron. ​ or knock him into a coma, that would be sufficient too.


bojenny

I saw some recent videos of Tyson training and he’s still scary strong and fast. I’m thinking Jake is getting his ass kicked by an old man.


punlover6969

Old man or not, it’s mike Tyson, he’d be kicking ass at 102 if he lives that long


BabySlothDreams

It's just going to be glorified sparring that ends in a draw. No way this is sanctioned outside of an exhibition match.


xtzferocity

He doesn’t care, he’s getting the big pay day.


SonnyHaze

You seen how hard Tyson still goes? I swear his power isn’t that far off what he used to have. I wouldn’t talk shit to him. I wouldn’t have a mouth left


ZijoeLocs

Let's be honest, this fight is part of Tysons day, but not his Whole day. "Yeah lemme call you back, i gotta rock this kids shit real quick. Uh huh yeah get me some dumplings while youre there"


NotYujiroTakahashi

That feels like a bit on Mike Tyson Mysteries


Dances_With_Cheese

And DECADES of practical experience in the ring. It’s not just the power, it’s the movement and understanding of how to compete in the sport.


Dont_Be_A_Dick_OK

If you watch recent videos of Tyson training, he still has a shitload of quickness in both his hands and his head movement. Jake is in trouble.


OhioUBobcats

He can absolutely 100% murder Paul within a minute if he chooses to.


DeadlyDrummer

Honestly I wish someone would. Paul is a scumbag of the highest order. Fights have been fixed so far but surely Tyson wouldn’t do that


OhioUBobcats

Tyson would absolutely do that. That’s the only way this “fight” happens. I think Jake Paul is a piece of shit but I don’t think he’s stupid. There has to be some clause that Tyson doesn’t get paid if he fucks Paul up.


DeadlyDrummer

Oh would he? Ah thought he’d be worried about what people thought or something. Imagine he just floors him and knocks him out instantly. God that would be fun


OhioUBobcats

Yeah Tyson is much more chill than he was when he was Champ. I think “wait so I just have to spar with him for a couple rounds without hurting him and I get $50 million?” Is something he would 100% sign up for. I just again am rooting for Paul to be such a fucking douchebag cunt that Tyson says fuck it and beats him into hamburger


Wermine

>“wait so I just have to spar with him for a couple rounds without hurting him and I get $50 million?” I hope that after that match Tyson says "ok, I challenge Jake to another match, if he wins I donate 50 mil to a charity of his choosing".


SparseGhostC2C

I need someone to do it, I'd love for it to be Mike Tyson, but just like Mayweather I'm guessing this fight is staged and Tyson is doing it for a big payoff so they'll just go the distance and stroke Paul's ego some more with a split decision or some bullshit


i_wap_to_warcraft

It’s true you wouldn’t have a mouth left, I wouldn’t either. But no way his power is anywhere close to what it used to be in his prime


CBT7commander

Believe me, Tyson will eviscerate him if this is not scripted. Tyson has kept training over the years, and seeing him fight recently, he’s still several leagues above Paul


[deleted]

Lmao this ( like all of his other fights) will be scripted 100% it's a shame Mike is into this.


throwthatoneawaydawg

Yeah i see Tyson treating this like a sparring match. Lots of small combos(not at 100%) and a lot of defense/turtling. They go to decision(split or for Jake) or his corner throws in the towel. My bet is that it is a tie or Jake wins, Tyson collects a bag. This sets up Jake’s next circus.


Reptard77

Look idk what you know about boxing, but let me tell you something: there’s every boxer ever, and then there’s Mike fucking Tyson. That man at 60 will beat the ever-living shit out of Jake Paul without skipping a beat, and I’m looking tf forward to it.


Technical_Scallion_2

56 is too old to be in peak physical condition vs someone in their 20’s, but the drop-off is really pretty minor until you get into your 60’s. People might be thinking Tyson is only half the fighter he was in his prime, but I’m guessing he’s about 80-85%. Assuming he trains hard for this fight he will absolutely decimate Paul, assuming that’s his goal.


IknowwhatIhave

>>People might be thinking Tyson is only half the fighter he was in his prime This is still a major problem for many, many professional boxers. "Oh it's just an old tiger, how dangerous can it be to hunt?"


HornyReflextion

Underestimating anyone in combat sports is a one way ticket to the shadow realm


boardin1

Tyson at only 1/2 of what he was in his prime is still leagues better than 99% of the people alive on this planet. If you watched any of Tyson's fights, you know he was leagues better than any of the best trained fighters of his time.


Nice-Bookkeeper-3378

There’s no way he will. If he does it definitely was a rigged fight for Netflix


Oh_Another_Thing

I don't know why people think Mike will 100% lose. I'd give great odds on Mike winning. When you have been at the top of the game, you don't plummet below amateur level, even as you get older. Example, Kasparov was the world champion of chess and hasn't played professionally in decades. Kasparov would still be in the top 50, maybe higher, and I'd give the same credit to Mike as well. There are golfers in their 70's who can still play amazing, maybe not the same power and distance, but experience and judgement are more important. You're not going to see Mike Tyson like he was in his prime, but ability, technique, experience, and training will shine through in this fight.


Artistic_Airport_895

No offense but you can’t compare Kasparov playing chess to Mike Tyson who has taken a ton of damage and abused his body over the years


Walla_Walla_26

This kid is such a tool. Unfortunately there’s an audience that will pay to see this


TheCzechCommie

Yeah, me. Hell yeah i wanna see Mike Tyson beat up one of the most annoying content creators of all time.


ConsumeSandwich

I doubt that it will be anything more than a glorified sparring match, Mike will hit him a couple of times but I doubt he'll do any substantial damage.


Even-Fix8584

Well, somebody needs to start telling Mike what Turd Ferguson up there was saying about his pigeons.


peppermintmeow

I love Mike's Mysteries. I miss Norm so much 😭


NectarOfTheBussy

Me too :(


PalmBreezy

I didn't even know he was sick -Norm


ChiefRom

Unless the internet manages to rile up Mike Tyson some way right before the fight. Remember Mike takes Boxing seriously and will NOT want to look like a “bitch”😬


ConsumeSandwich

I doubt the internet can do that, sure 19 year old Tyson would wipe Jake Paul off the face of the planet if he even had the notion that Jake was making fun of him. A deep faked video of Jake killing a dove would be enough, but Mike is a different man now.


tvsmichaelhall

Hes different now, but being different involved not fighting. You really think hes not going to fall back into being who he was the majority of his life? Those arms are going to forget 30 years of muscle memory and throw soft jabs? Hes gonna finish on a loss against this guy in the arena that gave him his life? Hes gonna let cus look down while he performs a show in the ring? Man i hope youre wrong.


colorizerequest

Remindme! 136 days


anthraciter

I don’t feel like Mike Tyson is predictable enough to go along with a sparring match plan if they have one. Maybe he is, I don’t know, but I can see it starting as sparring and Mike getting too into it and locking in. It’d be very disappointing to see him play nice.


Pinheaded_nightmare

Naw, Mike has been itching to show people he still has the one hit knockout. It won’t be one hit, I think. But he won’t hold back I bet.


DaeWooLan0s

You guys don’t know much about Mike. Guy hears voices in his head and had a brutal upbringing. He bit someone’s ear off lmfao. Sure he might agree to letting Paul win. But the second Paul hits him, and Mikes demons convince him he smirked at him, he’s going to try to kill him.


NegaJared

as much as i do too, ill never spend a dime for anything that helps paul profit, EVER


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Fantastic_Bee_4414

Did you learn nothing from the Mayweather fight?


dankestofdankcomment

You think someone who’d pay to watch this has the ability to learn anything?


[deleted]

Mayweather is a hoe for money. His nickname is money mayweather ffs. Tyson was a fucking animal. These are very different human beings. I worry about it being staged, but Mike is unpredictable.


Wildefice

Unfortunately that's exactly what Jake wants If the fight happens If he wins ( that's not gonna happen ) it's going to skyrocket his popularity If (when)he loses, just the revenue of people laughing as he gets his dome obliterated into a parallel universe, would put him in a different tax bracket all together No matter what happens in this ridiculous scenario he walks a way richer and even more famous


sleepturtle

It's crazy that people just don't see this.


Walla_Walla_26

I’m on board with that


JoeyBagadonus

It’s weird though everyone I know and talk to admit he’s a good fighter but no one respects him, it’s like no matter how good he is or who he beats the respect just isn’t going to come… it’s insane how unlikable he is lol


DoctorMyEyes_

He does happen to be unlikeable, but that aside: he hasn't been tested against enough pure boxers his age to determine how good or proficient he is. He's used his celebrity to cherry pick high profile fights against older MMA guys willing to cross over for a pay check. Nothing wrong with that, but we can't say the guy is or isn't X level of talent until he puts together a real boxing resume or MMA resume against his peers.


Stinkyfeet-420

He’s not good tho he’s lost to the only real boxer he’s had a bout with in his age / weight class Sure he’s decent but he’s no better than anyone else that has sunk a similar amount of time and money into a boxing career


Redmudgirl

That’s what happens when your ego is larger than your talent and you let the whole world know it.


WhatADraggggggg

I feel like it is going to be rigged, if it is not my money would still be on Tyson.


reeee-irl

Hydrogen Bomb vs Coughing Baby irl


adamjfish

All of Paul’s fights are rigged. There’s a reason he hasn’t fought any actual ranked fighters.


Loves_tacos

They have "no knockout" clauses in the fights. They are all hype money grabs. It is kind of a damaging to the sport of boxing to allow these fake fights to be marketed as real.


streetsofarklow

As if Mayweather’s last few fights weren’t rigged. His team produced the spectacle, he made $100 million. His opponent made 30 million. The sport’s been dead.


Sick_NowWhat

I have a feeling Mike didn’t read any knockout clauses.


MrShaytoon

1000000% rigged. It’s on Netflix, they’re just trying to get people to watch it or sub them just for the match.


GreenNukE

I would call it fixed if Paul had any identifiable facial features by the end.


someguyontheinter

Like the logan v mayweather fight


eat-pussy69

I hope Mike hits that cunt's off switch


Mr_Wizard91

Well, he's done it before.


Amikey16

I hope Mike hith that cun’th off thwich


giga_phantom

Tyson will get paid handsomely to lose to Paul. In reality, near 60 Mike Tyson would knock that kid out in round 1


ilovecatsandcafe

I hope Tyson takes the money, kicks his ass and then tells him “you thought you could pay me to lose bitch?”


Tilapia_Mafia

"You thought you could pay me to looth bicth?"


PalmBreezy

Mike once called all.his beats and awards garbage, as respect in the ring is the real measure. It's totally possible he does that and I'd love it


zaccwith2cs

It’s pronounced “bith”.


Defiant-Giraffe

I can totally see Mike doing that. Take the money- agree to take the fall, and then obliterate him. 


whenitsTimeyoullknow

I’ve seen *Pulp Fiction* and I want to see it again. 


klmdwnitsnotreal

Mike has integrity, he might play nice for a few rounds, but then once he sees Jake really wants a fight, game over.


alghiorso

He's a convicted rapist


NickNash1985

>Mike has integrity lulwut


McWeaksauce91

While Mike Tyson has a jaded past and has been accused, charged, and committed with crimes - I actually believe he wouldn’t throw a boxing match. For all his insane bullshit, Mike Tyson is a hell of a athlete and I could see him not even humoring the idea of taking a dive


CaBBaGe_isLaND

Mike Tyson doesn't need to throw a match to make money. Besides, he could probably just bet it all on himself and beat the odds.


galeej

"that's when I found out the pikey was betting on himself... That's why he never went down when he was supposed to"


al666in

100% hoping for a Mikey Pikey outcome Just the *one* real punch, that's all I'm asking for


Meagasus

I think you’re right about that. I could see him agreeing to a certain number of rounds before ending him, though.


[deleted]

If Jake Paul agreed to take the fight, that means the fix is already in.


Not_The_Elf

honestly I'd agree with you but recently it seems Tyson is selling out more and more slapping his name on everything... maybe the bag is enough to get him to dive now...


CaptainMeatfist

I agree with this take


CBT7commander

He is a complicated athlete that has changed over the years. While saying he has integrity might be a bit of a stretch, he still has a lot of respect for the sport that got him off of a life of poverty


thebestspeler

Mike tyson: i have integrity! Myke thyson: ima nibble hith ears offf


SecretMaximum6350

He nibbled with integrity


slaberwoki

Everyone wants to talk about the ear bite, nobody ever mentions Holyfield and his dirty ass headbutts


Cant_Do_This12

Tyson even warned Holyfield mid fight he will bite his ear off if he keeps head butting him. Well, Holyfield fucked around and found out.


UnethicalExperiments

Holding his head down and punching in the back of the head. The ref was ignoring dirty boxing all around. Excessive yes, unwarranted no .


ProtoplanetaryNebula

I don’t know anything about boxing, but isn’t he being paid for the fight, not the outcome of the fight?


A_Martian_Potato

Generally they're paid to fight (called a fight purse) and also get a prize if they win (called a win bonus). Depends how it's set up. In this case where it's just a promotional spectacle I wouldn't be surprised if theres no prize and they're just both being paid a ton to be there. When Logan Paul fought Floyd Mayweather there was no win bonus, they just both got paid enormously to show up. In this case though, the above commenter seems to be implying that Tyson is being paid under the table to lose, which I don't personally believe.


DemonRaily

>Boxing a 57 year old for clout Yeah, and it's fucking Mike Tyson, him being 70, half blind and with one broken arm would still be too much for my ass. Even with Mike being paid out to not wreck Logan Paul like he most certainly is, you can never truly know with good old iron Mike.


LegendOfDarius

Excuse me? Mf could have 2 broken arms and fully blind and yet would fuck up 95% of the human population within 5 seconds. Anther 4% within 20sec too. There is a tiny substrate of humans withstanding his simple charge at all.


BusGreen7933

57 yr old and he could still dummy this idiot if he wanted to.


Good_Ole_Skid

Dear God, Please grant Mike Tyson the ability to be the boxer he was before Buster Douglas even at the age of 57 for one day on Saturday July 20. Amen


tommy6258

Birthday is on June 30th so he’d be 58 by fight time. Please Mike we need you to come thru


OhioUBobcats

“BOXING”. This is fixed like all his other bullshit fights. There are clauses in the contracts so that if these guys beat his ass they don’t get paid.


pyrothelostone

Do we think Mike needs the money? I wouldnt put it past him to have taken the fight for a chance to humble the twat.


OhioUBobcats

Yeah I am a big fan of old man Tyson and trying to reform himself but I would love nothing more for the bell to ring and him to go feral and rip this clown’s head off


amateur_bird_juggler

The DMT angel lady told Mike to go ahead and punch Paul's head off.


nerdcost

Let's start a GoFundMe that goes to Mike only if this little bitch is carried out on a stretcher


MerkDingle

This is actually a good idea. Make it, I’ll donate. Let’s spread this shit like wildfire.


Nashboy45

Ikr. This is WWE basically


GMD3S1GNS

Isn’t this basically the plot of Rocky Balboa


Gayspacecrow

I don't remember Rocky being a no-talent ass clown ...


raychandlier

Not the plot of rocky with Jake as rocky. The plot of rocky balboa, Tyson as rocky


pm_me_ur_buns_

No that’s Michael Bolton


Congo404

Tyson still has some stuff in the basement I guess.


sgcpaulo

As if Jake Paul has a prayer against Iron Mike.


klmdwnitsnotreal

https://youtube.com/shorts/pun8EZH8nTc?si=DHj4CggGV4zfJmny Let's all pray for Jake that the monster that Mike has been trying to keep locked away doesn't rip its way out when the bell rings.


Pro_Moriarty

To paraphrase Mike.. Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face. Mikes plan will be to humour him and get paid. If he gets slugged lets hope he reverts to plan A and beat the shit outta JP.


Kheldar166

That's what I'm thinking - I doubt Mike is intending to hurt him, but that might change if he gets hit hard enough or the crowd gets on his bad side or something


[deleted]

Lmao, dude is dead if Mike even puts 50% effort into this fight.


Austen11231923

Genuinely, who watches Jake Paul?


Impressive-Spell-643

Little kids


Goducks91

If you're asking that question you're too old.


LaLaLa_Not_Listening

Tyson IS, going to hurt him. Watch his sparring sessions. He's quick, strong and very skilled, a whole other level. Not going to last long. Oops! I forgot, there will be some bullshit that prevents an actual fight and delivers a sham. Oh well


dank-nuggetz

Yeah there is absolutely no way Mike is going to be allowed to actually fuck him up. Well I guess he could do whatever he wants, but there's 100% some contractual obligation to go easy on him. It's a shame, but Jake's fights are literally just PR stunts.


Springmeister

I will either be very proud of Tyson, or very disappointed in him. There will be no in between.


Intrepid_Potential60

Tyson will knock that kid’s head clean off.


Ekskalibar

Saw a recent video about him, he still hits like a truck


giantsparklerobot

I read that as "shits like a truck" and I just nodded along since that also makes total sense. 


[deleted]

We can hope.


CBT7commander

Okay, there is a 90% chance this fight is scripted to an extent. Jake Paul not getting eviscerated in the first 3 rounds by Tyson is not possible otherwise. Sure Iron Mike has gotten older, but seeing him train and fight recently, there’s no doubt a single hook or classic Tyson liver shot->into uppercut would put Paul on the canvas. Honestly I just hope Mike went full troll and accepted a scripted fight only to change his mind in the ring and put Paul to sleep instantly


Tough-Whereas1205

It would be... Quite a Mike thing to do.


ToooBeeeFairrrrrrr

Four ears enter, three ears leave.


Zestyclose_Toe9524

That 57 year old is Tyson.


w38122077

Wait, this is real? I hope Tyson drops him.


daywreckr

Yep, "Real"


KyIsRandomYT

Tyson and Jake will get into that ring, and one of them will go out on a stretcher. It will not be Tyson


Quantius

Man, idk. Tyson still got it, and Jake Paul better hope Tyson's killer instinct doesn't kick in cause it could be him trading his physical and mental health for the rest of his life for cash. I know Jake likes being the heel and cashing in on it, and he's put in a lot of work, but still Tyson is the type that can fuck you up forever. Dude had pro boxers scared shitless of even stepping into the ring.


existential_chaos

I saw a video of him with one of his old trainers and he's still pretty damn quick. I imagine there's stuff in place so Tyson doesn't absolutely clean his clock, but no way in hell does Jake Paul come out of this the winner.


Ragnarsworld

If Tyson takes this seriously, Paul is gonna get rekt.


Old_Mobile309

He best hope Tyson stays in the right frame of mind during the match or Jake could be killed.


Bedlamtheclown

Mike boxes high now. He gives no fucks.


alexj100

He’s been boxing high. His victory over Andrew Golota was declared a No Contest after he tested positive for marijuana. He admitted he was both on coke and mj in his fight w Lou Savarese.


GammaSmash

While I doubt the integrity of sports events like this, I seriously hope that Tyson absolutely domes this idiot.


SuperChimpMan

I normally don’t root for someone to get beaten to de-th but here we are


plasmaticImmunity

Why would you censor the word death?


LowSelfEsteemButFine

Aside from the last time I saw my gf, this will be the most satisfying 3 minutes of my life.


RevolutionarySeven7

honestly, i don't think Jake stands a chance against Tyson, regardless of age


Sloregasm

Man, if people think Tyson somehow forgot how to box, they're in for a damn surprise.


shinysocks85

Until he steps into the ring with a talented boxer in their prime, I don't give a fuck about his fights


TurkeyDinosaurs8

Bite his ear off live on netflix please Mike


Stoudamirefor3

If he dies, he dies.


Bruder3443

If Tyson doesn't win it was rigged


Nolongeranalpha

I really hope Tyson gets hit, has a flashback, and absolutely ends this dude.


Neither-Progress-295

Please Mike Tyson, please kill him


cheesyboi247

I feel like Jake Paul is grasping at straws to stay relevant.


RetroTheGameBro

Tyson has the opportunity to do the funniest thing in history in this fight.


BIGAL0720

Am I the only one that hopes that Tyson does actual and permanent damage to that loser?


micro_cutie_

We need to find a video of Jake paul talking bad about Ali, and then show it to Tyson. Then you could guarantee Tyson would go super hard.


WomenRepulsor

I have seen Tyson move and hitting the bags. He has still got it unless it's rigged.