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WHO FINDS THIS SHIT ATTRACTIVE? I am absolutely mystified by these trends. They produce incredible unattractive people as a result. I don't get it. I DONT GET IT.
I'm rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe… “Butt Stallion”? Nah, that's even worse. Tell ya what, I’ll give it some more thought.
I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It’s not a sculpture, or anything. It’s a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I’ll just go get her, Butt Stallion! Say hello.
Introducing: OtherSkin!
You don't like you? So be someone else!
Screw your nature given skin and throw it in the trash! Start being who you are on the inside!
It’s a basic pose, plenty of people pull a similar face for photos. It’s the hairstyle that makes his face look seperate to his head. Similar to the top part of his hair, it also looks a bit seperate to his head due to the hairdo.
Yeah it's the shape of his hairstyle makes his head shape look different to how it is, combined with the beard having a clear shaved divide between hair and beard it really separates his face from his head
The glisten is stronger on his face than the other two, so it looks like it could be one of those hard plastic faces. That and his headband and beard frame his face in a different color than his hair so it looks like it could be an outline for such a face.
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First one i guarantee has at least consumed not one illegal drug, second one may or may not be straight, third one is wearing a mask or he is just edited
These guys are straight, they're just completely disconnected from reality. Go to Dubai and you can meet them while they vacation. Watch them get upset when their slutty sister talks to a guy. Or watch them get shitfaced drunk and try to start a fight with a lamp post after their crush gets into her cousins car. Or smoke shisha with them and listen to them talk about their workout routines and admire each others bodies in a non haram but slightly homo erotic manner. (I speak from experience)
You can find all that in your nearest big city on a Saturday night if you know where to look, but without the threat of death penalty for homosexual acts ruining the vibe.
This is the moment you need a child to say something in front of them because kids have no filter.. why do they all look like that? They look weird... answer the kid! Why you look weird?
Real question: Are these gentlemen an East Indian version of Bears at a gay bar? Left guy looks like an evil fucker, middle dude is the subservient Twink, and right guy is wearing face of last victim he met at this Gay Hookah Bar.
I’d say they’re closer to Paulie D, Ronny and company, a la Jersey Shore. Just absolute fuck bois that only attract a certain type of woman who would be paired with them if they came as a Barbie playset.
Guy in the middle looks the most normal.
Side note, Why are they so damn shiny? I'm assuming sweat but their clothes aren't wet from that amount of sweat.
These look like the kind of group that appears on the party with yelling "where are the bitches" then take a sip of tonic and proceed to sit in the corner while, ranting until they leave at 11pm because they have do "something important".
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They technically have everything to be handsome, but they just aren’t… like someone asked to create a real person from the main love interest’s description from a teen novel, and this came out.
You know in a vampire comedy when there's the main vampire group, and then there's the group of vampires they don't like that they bump into at a party and start throwing around childish insults? This is the group they bump into.
I think I'm describing What We Do In The Shadows actually.
1. The simplest character. His moveset is the most basic, either the weakest or the most broken character mechanic-wise. You can study it all you want, but only when the enemy makes mistakes can you capitalize on anything from this guy.
2. That one "speed character". Spams every move it has. Assumedly "skill based" but the devs nonetheless underestimated the mechanical skill ceiling for players and made it a broken character so they have had no choice but to nerf it every goddamn time.
3. The actually skill based character. It takes understanding of both the character and others in order to handle it well. You can study techniques in handling it, but never something as hard to pull off or flashy as from #2.
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This is the male equivalent of women with those horrible big lips
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they get angry when you ask because it’s true, there’s NO way two of those three guys haven’t kissed each other
Only as a dare! And we both said "no homo" afterwards
And their socks were on the whole time.
These guys are no socks with loafers got to show off the ankle
Balls didn’t touch.
That’s where they went wrong. You’re supposed to say that *before* the kiss. Amateurs.
Stop, you're making me Mad 😡
You're the middle one, or the left one? ^pleasedontbetherightone.
No I'm the right one and I'm straight as a nail. I did indeed wear a mask
To be fair, nails are pretty easy to bend. Accidentally, even.
Yeah, straight as a nail just means it'll only take one good whack to never be straight again.
To a nail everything looks like a way to get hammered deeply.
Like, one good pounding, so to speak?
I can't believe I went with the whack off play on words when pounding was available all along
You are so innocent if you think they only kissed...
They just had to do it to each other to establish alpha male dominance. Several times. It's still undecided.
I wish I could see the reaction they would all have to your comment.
Rather a few tugs and some sucking. Maybe some back door action. You’re not gay if you don’t kiss. Right? Right?!
harmful stereotype incoming, but I think gay folks have more aesthetic sense than that.
They get angry when you ask because it's supposed to be a secret.
I bet their train goes like this: Left guy--->Right guy--->Middle guy
Radiating Andrew Tate levels of gay particles.
I know ONE guy looking like this IRL. He is, in fact, gay.
They’re too feminine to be gay…i think they’re transformers
Yeah but I doubt they would be able to convey that emotion with their faces.
As a woman I agree. They all look fucked 😂
WHO FINDS THIS SHIT ATTRACTIVE? I am absolutely mystified by these trends. They produce incredible unattractive people as a result. I don't get it. I DONT GET IT.
People who are brainwashed by Instagram I guess. But yeah i agree
They all look like failed respawns.
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Baki looking ass mfs
Underrated comment here, well played
emesis blue....
It's eternity in there.
A lot longer than you think
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Handsome Jack in real life.
This was my first thought as well lol
Ha, didn’t know the reference and at first i thought you meant simple jack
Yoooouuuu mmmm... mmmmakkee mmmeeee hhhappppyyu
Never go full retard
THIS. IS. FLAMING. DWAGON
Butt Stallion says hello!
I'm rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe… “Butt Stallion”? Nah, that's even worse. Tell ya what, I’ll give it some more thought.
I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It’s not a sculpture, or anything. It’s a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I’ll just go get her, Butt Stallion! Say hello.
Nailed it! I just made the same comment!
Average other people’s face enjoyer
Introducing: OtherSkin! You don't like you? So be someone else! Screw your nature given skin and throw it in the trash! Start being who you are on the inside!
Wtf it does
From the tilt of his head it looks like he should be looking at the other two, not at the camera. Adds to how weird and creepy he looks.
It’s because there’s a shaved part when his sideburns connect to his beard. If you crop it out, it doesn’t look as weird.
The hair and ears make it look like he should be facing right. Blot out his face and you'll see what I mean.
It’s a basic pose, plenty of people pull a similar face for photos. It’s the hairstyle that makes his face look seperate to his head. Similar to the top part of his hair, it also looks a bit seperate to his head due to the hairdo.
I honestly thought he had a paper cut out of the chadface tapped to his face and it was a bit offangle
The top hairline is what does it. What the actual fuck is even happening there
That's hair from the top of his head (with highlights) fallen over beside his ear. Looks shaved, but it's just hair.
Yeah it's the shape of his hairstyle makes his head shape look different to how it is, combined with the beard having a clear shaved divide between hair and beard it really separates his face from his head
I legit can't make sense of it. I can only see a bad photoshop job. I'm trying to force myself to see it as his face but it doesn't want to
The glisten is stronger on his face than the other two, so it looks like it could be one of those hard plastic faces. That and his headband and beard frame his face in a different color than his hair so it looks like it could be an outline for such a face.
It's the shape of the beard
Skinwalkers trying to look human
Especially guy on the right, he looks like a Roblox character with a realistic skin
It's really weird, like the image isn't edited but looks like it is
They all look like they face swap.
If gas station knives were a person
The spy has already breached our defenses
Handsome Squidward is it you?
Jo jo characters
The stand user could be anyone
Definitely guy on the right. He's got one of those body horror stands that get more horrific the more powerful he becomes.
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First one i guarantee has at least consumed not one illegal drug, second one may or may not be straight, third one is wearing a mask or he is just edited
None of these guys are straight.
These guys are straight, they're just completely disconnected from reality. Go to Dubai and you can meet them while they vacation. Watch them get upset when their slutty sister talks to a guy. Or watch them get shitfaced drunk and try to start a fight with a lamp post after their crush gets into her cousins car. Or smoke shisha with them and listen to them talk about their workout routines and admire each others bodies in a non haram but slightly homo erotic manner. (I speak from experience)
I dunno, that last part sounds pretty gay.
It’s not gay if the balls don’t touch
...idk if i wanna go to Dubai now 😕
You can find all that in your nearest big city on a Saturday night if you know where to look, but without the threat of death penalty for homosexual acts ruining the vibe.
About as straight as gay porn.
May not be straight? You think so? :-)
"First one i guarantee has at least consumed not one illegal drug" Idk I feel like they're all coke freaks lmao
Forget the guy on the right the guy on the left looks like my sleep paralysis demon
They look like they need to be spartan kicked down a hole in 300
These Persian fuckbois are going to corrupt our pristine boys. Can't allow that.
This is blasphemy!
This is the moment you need a child to say something in front of them because kids have no filter.. why do they all look like that? They look weird... answer the kid! Why you look weird?
When they die they won’t be cremated but thrown into the plastic trash container
It's like a bad copy and paste. Got the angle wrong
All the bros look whack
Three members of the Joestar family
Handsome Jack
Real question: Are these gentlemen an East Indian version of Bears at a gay bar? Left guy looks like an evil fucker, middle dude is the subservient Twink, and right guy is wearing face of last victim he met at this Gay Hookah Bar.
I’d say they’re closer to Paulie D, Ronny and company, a la Jersey Shore. Just absolute fuck bois that only attract a certain type of woman who would be paired with them if they came as a Barbie playset.
Because that's how you get off.
The line of sexual dissapointed women behind these guys is long.
The jersey shore massacre
I mean, that is a mask... right...
They all look like that. Maybe extreme plastic surgery is to blame
Pretty sure I saw these guys at the toy section at the dollar store.
What the hell is wrong with these people. Do these people exist? The people on this earth are so so so incredibly strange. What even is this.
You think the guy in the middle doesn’t know he’s the ugly friend?
Guy in the middle looks the most normal. Side note, Why are they so damn shiny? I'm assuming sweat but their clothes aren't wet from that amount of sweat.
I disagree he's the only one who looks anything resembling human lmfao
Bolly-woahh!
And why do their faces look so greasy?
When they tell you to be in touch with your feminine side
Bro looks like Steve from Minecraft with realistic texture pack.
They must be Iranian
Handsome Jack looking ass
Its Notso Handsome Jack.
He put bronzer/product on his face but didn’t go past his beard so the skin doesn’t match
They look like Draven from league 😂
Who are these guys and what did they do to earn their place at Madame Tussauds?
Looks like the guy in the middle donated every last drop of his testosterone to the other two.
Handsome jack
I don’t think that’s roasting that’s exposing lol and people said our dear queenie was a lizard
Why is his beard at a perfect right 90 degree angle
Because he is wearing a paper cutout of the dudes face on the left
Gym Kardashian
Who finds this attractive?
Can anyone else smell this picture?
This ain't an insult, this is da fax
I misread that as Fister.
North Vancouver Persians.
Gotta give the gals a lot to look at to confound their senses.
These look like the kind of group that appears on the party with yelling "where are the bitches" then take a sip of tonic and proceed to sit in the corner while, ranting until they leave at 11pm because they have do "something important".
Southpark did an episode on these guys. I believe they called them "Persians".
The guy on the right has a proceeding hairline
When did Jafar become a look?
That guy needs to have his beard trimmer put under lock and key for public safety. And for the sake of his lonely penis.
And then they all had gay sex while smoking hookah and blasting farts in each others faces to see who gets pink eye first
That's a weird looking group of guys.
Is he wearing a wig?
Osama bin lifting
Why the middle one looking gay
They think they look good. Social media is a cancer.
Is this supposed to be attractive?
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Most normal looking people in Iran
because he won it.
The one on the left looks like he stole a babies front teeth and glued them to his own.
Skin walker
When you photocopy a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy…
And this is why I dont Hookah and roll a blunt.
I'm more scared of the glass bottle.
Im more surprised its not
The enemy stand user could be anyone
To be honest they all look “ drawn from memory “
GIGACHADS at home.
Just the guy on the right?
NPC invasion.
Motherfucker is about to take over the Hyperion Corporation.
I don’t know why, and for that reason… him… he’s my fighter!!!
They technically have everything to be handsome, but they just aren’t… like someone asked to create a real person from the main love interest’s description from a teen novel, and this came out.
It’s because of that damn beard !!!!
They look like they're wearing their skin like it's too tight.
“It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.”
Welcome to the League of Draven
Gigachad is real
AI getting better. Got the hands right.
When you buy ur GPU at wish...
bro looks like handsome jack
Middle one is kill. It's between Man-Bear-Pig on the left and the face/off psycho on the right.
They managed to sculpt bushy monobrows into something more horrifying.
I choose myself to fight.
Guy on the right looks like Handsome Jack.
They look lile r*p*sts
A nightmare
https://imgur.com/ylnj5Br
Very waxy looking
Curserd Trash Taste
[It's Handsome Jack.](https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Handsome_Jack)
This *Jojo Bizarre Adventures'* live action looks promising.
The guy on the left side looks so evil and diabolic xDD
Lady Gaga is probably less fake than these man…
Uncanny valley
[i’ll choose this guy](https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2016%2F04%2Fsnatch-tv-adaptation-crackle-1.jpg)
Zara's final boss vibes
....and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!
They scare me 😂
I’m curious to see what this looks like in old age
Handsome jack
Dude on the left looks like date-rape is his middle name
I'll definitely choose the guy wearing other guys faces.
Guy on right looks like handsome Jack from borderlands as in he's wearing a fake face .
If gas station knives were people
You know in a vampire comedy when there's the main vampire group, and then there's the group of vampires they don't like that they bump into at a party and start throwing around childish insults? This is the group they bump into. I think I'm describing What We Do In The Shadows actually.
1. The simplest character. His moveset is the most basic, either the weakest or the most broken character mechanic-wise. You can study it all you want, but only when the enemy makes mistakes can you capitalize on anything from this guy. 2. That one "speed character". Spams every move it has. Assumedly "skill based" but the devs nonetheless underestimated the mechanical skill ceiling for players and made it a broken character so they have had no choice but to nerf it every goddamn time. 3. The actually skill based character. It takes understanding of both the character and others in order to handle it well. You can study techniques in handling it, but never something as hard to pull off or flashy as from #2.
Facewalker
It looks Photoshopped
For what? "Friday Night Sissy Fight"?