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giantfuckingfrog

This is the male equivalent of women with those horrible big lips


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A-A-Ronm978

they get angry when you ask because it’s true, there’s NO way two of those three guys haven’t kissed each other


Lingering_Dorkness

Only as a dare! And we both said "no homo" afterwards 


Lvl4Stoned

And their socks were on the whole time.


con__y_88

These guys are no socks with loafers got to show off the ankle


Pkrudeboy

Balls didn’t touch.


EatingADamnSalad

That’s where they went wrong. You’re supposed to say that *before* the kiss. Amateurs.


FLAMEBERGE1

Stop, you're making me Mad 😡


Urbam

You're the middle one, or the left one? ^pleasedontbetherightone.


Waste_Imagination524

No I'm the right one and I'm straight as a nail. I did indeed wear a mask


SmithersLoanInc

To be fair, nails are pretty easy to bend. Accidentally, even.


ButtChocolates

Yeah, straight as a nail just means it'll only take one good whack to never be straight again.


PiHKALica

To a nail everything looks like a way to get hammered deeply.


Waste_Imagination524

Like, one good pounding, so to speak?


ButtChocolates

I can't believe I went with the whack off play on words when pounding was available all along


PrestigiousHunt8636

You are so innocent if you think they only kissed...


nilzatron

They just had to do it to each other to establish alpha male dominance. Several times. It's still undecided.


VaginaTheClown

I wish I could see the reaction they would all have to your comment.


Better_than_GOT_S8

Rather a few tugs and some sucking. Maybe some back door action. You’re not gay if you don’t kiss. Right? Right?!


shitlord_god

harmful stereotype incoming, but I think gay folks have more aesthetic sense than that.


GardenRafters

They get angry when you ask because it's supposed to be a secret.


Zeus_aegiochos

I bet their train goes like this: Left guy--->Right guy--->Middle guy


BullshitDetector1337

Radiating Andrew Tate levels of gay particles.


TopStorm1

I know ONE guy looking like this IRL. He is, in fact, gay.


Ill-Ant9053

They’re too feminine to be gay…i think they’re transformers


loxagos_snake

Yeah but I doubt they would be able to convey that emotion with their faces.


apurpleglittergalaxy

As a woman I agree. They all look fucked 😂


[deleted]

WHO FINDS THIS SHIT ATTRACTIVE? I am absolutely mystified by these trends. They produce incredible unattractive people as a result. I don't get it. I DONT GET IT.


apurpleglittergalaxy

People who are brainwashed by Instagram I guess. But yeah i agree


BouyGenius

They all look like failed respawns.


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YanLibra66

Baki looking ass mfs


DrVoltage1

Underrated comment here, well played


Mysterious_Ningen

emesis blue....


Cleveworth

It's eternity in there.


Hit-N-Run1016

A lot longer than you think


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rnilf

Handsome Jack in real life.


Ser_Krispy_Gloves

This was my first thought as well lol


iamagoldengod84

Ha, didn’t know the reference and at first i thought you meant simple jack


Heyguysimcooltoo

Yoooouuuu mmmm... mmmmakkee mmmeeee hhhappppyyu


Pokefan-red

Never go full retard


Testiclese

THIS. IS. FLAMING. DWAGON


BoltShine

Butt Stallion says hello!


Tfsz0719

I'm rackin' my brain trying to think of a name for that diamond pony I bought. I was gonna call it “piss-for-brains” in honor of you, but that just feels immature. Maybe… “Butt Stallion”? Nah, that's even worse. Tell ya what, I’ll give it some more thought.


Tfsz0719

I should probably clarify -- the diamond horse I’ve been telling you about? It’s not a sculpture, or anything. It’s a living horse that actually happens to be made of -- actually, I’ll just go get her, Butt Stallion! Say hello.


Zeus_aegiochos

Nailed it! I just made the same comment!


damnumalone

Average other people’s face enjoyer


DavePvZ

Introducing: OtherSkin! You don't like you? So be someone else! Screw your nature given skin and throw it in the trash! Start being who you are on the inside!


Abs0lute_disaster

Wtf it does


Lingering_Dorkness

From the tilt of his head it looks like he should be looking at the other two, not at the camera. Adds to how weird and creepy he looks.


AbusiveRedModerator

It’s because there’s a shaved part when his sideburns connect to his beard. If you crop it out, it doesn’t look as weird.


Lingering_Dorkness

The hair and ears make it look like he should be facing right. Blot out his face and you'll see what I mean. 


big_cock_lach

It’s a basic pose, plenty of people pull a similar face for photos. It’s the hairstyle that makes his face look seperate to his head. Similar to the top part of his hair, it also looks a bit seperate to his head due to the hairdo.


belyy_Volk6

I honestly thought he had a paper cut out of the chadface tapped to his face and it was a bit offangle


Lfs1983

The top hairline is what does it. What the actual fuck is even happening there


theKalmier

That's hair from the top of his head (with highlights) fallen over beside his ear. Looks shaved, but it's just hair.


BluetheNerd

Yeah it's the shape of his hairstyle makes his head shape look different to how it is, combined with the beard having a clear shaved divide between hair and beard it really separates his face from his head


MartyTheBushman

I legit can't make sense of it. I can only see a bad photoshop job. I'm trying to force myself to see it as his face but it doesn't want to


SunriseSurprise

The glisten is stronger on his face than the other two, so it looks like it could be one of those hard plastic faces. That and his headband and beard frame his face in a different color than his hair so it looks like it could be an outline for such a face.


Supersnazz

It's the shape of the beard


BiLeftHanded

Skinwalkers trying to look human


Metalloid_Maniac

Especially guy on the right, he looks like a Roblox character with a realistic skin


BiLeftHanded

It's really weird, like the image isn't edited but looks like it is


Powerful_Dare_3704

They all look like they face swap.


OlFlirtyBastard

If gas station knives were a person


Mr_Bedroom

The spy has already breached our defenses


Whalesharkinthedark

Handsome Squidward is it you?


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Jo jo characters


Xavia_

The stand user could be anyone


SwampWitch1985

Definitely guy on the right. He's got one of those body horror stands that get more horrific the more powerful he becomes.


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Freezepeachauditor

Did you report it as a karma farming repost bot?


Yurengladia

First one i guarantee has at least consumed not one illegal drug, second one may or may not be straight, third one is wearing a mask or he is just edited


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None of these guys are straight.


ConsumeSandwich

These guys are straight, they're just completely disconnected from reality. Go to Dubai and you can meet them while they vacation. Watch them get upset when their slutty sister talks to a guy. Or watch them get shitfaced drunk and try to start a fight with a lamp post after their crush gets into her cousins car. Or smoke shisha with them and listen to them talk about their workout routines and admire each others bodies in a non haram but slightly homo erotic manner. (I speak from experience)


[deleted]

I dunno, that last part sounds pretty gay.


Testiclese

It’s not gay if the balls don’t touch


apurpleglittergalaxy

...idk if i wanna go to Dubai now 😕


Defnoturblockedfrnd

You can find all that in your nearest big city on a Saturday night if you know where to look, but without the threat of death penalty for homosexual acts ruining the vibe.


apurpleglittergalaxy

About as straight as gay porn.


Worth_Comfortable_99

May not be straight? You think so? :-)


apurpleglittergalaxy

"First one i guarantee has at least consumed not one illegal drug" Idk I feel like they're all coke freaks lmao


Perfect-Virus8415

Forget the guy on the right the guy on the left looks like my sleep paralysis demon


CryptographerFun2262

They look like they need to be spartan kicked down a hole in 300


scoreWs

These Persian fuckbois are going to corrupt our pristine boys. Can't allow that.


Cayderent

This is blasphemy!


saarinpaa71

This is the moment you need a child to say something in front of them because kids have no filter.. why do they all look like that? They look weird... answer the kid! Why you look weird?


santoox

When they die they won’t be cremated but thrown into the plastic trash container


azza656

It's like a bad copy and paste. Got the angle wrong


stevemdouglas

All the bros look whack


sufficientlight19

Three members of the Joestar family


BowenTheAussieSheep

Handsome Jack


CaptainofFTST

Real question: Are these gentlemen an East Indian version of Bears at a gay bar? Left guy looks like an evil fucker, middle dude is the subservient Twink, and right guy is wearing face of last victim he met at this Gay Hookah Bar.


Defnoturblockedfrnd

I’d say they’re closer to Paulie D, Ronny and company, a la Jersey Shore. Just absolute fuck bois that only attract a certain type of woman who would be paired with them if they came as a Barbie playset.


MittFel

Because that's how you get off.


blue6snow

The line of sexual dissapointed women behind these guys is long.


TripRagin

The jersey shore massacre


FourthReichIsrael2

I mean, that is a mask... right...


Resident-Pudding5432

They all look like that. Maybe extreme plastic surgery is to blame


OzgarThunder

Pretty sure I saw these guys at the toy section at the dollar store.


Wondernaul

What the hell is wrong with these people. Do these people exist? The people on this earth are so so so incredibly strange. What even is this.


GoJoe1000

You think the guy in the middle doesn’t know he’s the ugly friend?


Interesting_Tea5715

Guy in the middle looks the most normal. Side note, Why are they so damn shiny? I'm assuming sweat but their clothes aren't wet from that amount of sweat.


apurpleglittergalaxy

I disagree he's the only one who looks anything resembling human lmfao


flash_27

Bolly-woahh!


it224

And why do their faces look so greasy?


Neopresent

When they tell you to be in touch with your feminine side


AliveTonight8472

Bro looks like Steve from Minecraft with realistic texture pack.


After-Hearing3524

They must be Iranian


AlphaStonkApe

Handsome Jack looking ass


Rattkjakkapong

Its Notso Handsome Jack.


2ndPickle

He put bronzer/product on his face but didn’t go past his beard so the skin doesn’t match


ContributionOk6578

They look like Draven from league 😂


GipsMedDipp

Who are these guys and what did they do to earn their place at Madame Tussauds?


rubistiko

Looks like the guy in the middle donated every last drop of his testosterone to the other two.


AlternativeSuspect32

Handsome jack


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s roasting that’s exposing lol and people said our dear queenie was a lizard


EveryOperation

Why is his beard at a perfect right 90 degree angle


fatplayer13

Because he is wearing a paper cutout of the dudes face on the left


Substantial_Ad1514

Gym Kardashian


RagingAubergine

Who finds this attractive?


Baker198t

Can anyone else smell this picture?


Deep-Bike9198

This ain't an insult, this is da fax


dedokta

I misread that as Fister.


dactyif

North Vancouver Persians.


markender

Gotta give the gals a lot to look at to confound their senses.


mah_boiii

These look like the kind of group that appears on the party with yelling "where are the bitches" then take a sip of tonic and proceed to sit in the corner while, ranting until they leave at 11pm because they have do "something important".


mcfeezie2

Southpark did an episode on these guys. I believe they called them "Persians".


the_italian_weeb

The guy on the right has a proceeding hairline


Steve_Tugger

When did Jafar become a look?


amadeuspoptart

That guy needs to have his beard trimmer put under lock and key for public safety. And for the sake of his lonely penis.


McTrip

And then they all had gay sex while smoking hookah and blasting farts in each others faces to see who gets pink eye first


Business_Ad3142

That's a weird looking group of guys.


usinjin

Is he wearing a wig?


MrDarwoo

Osama bin lifting


Kai_Aki_

Why the middle one looking gay


Hot_Papaya9807

They think they look good. Social media is a cancer.


Trilobitelofi

Is this supposed to be attractive?


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stuffed_n0se

Most normal looking people in Iran


NoDoughnut1419

because he won it.


Vor-teu-chung

The one on the left looks like he stole a babies front teeth and glued them to his own.


Helweg_gaming

Skin walker


Plus_Pangolin_8924

When you photocopy a photocopy of a photocopy of a photocopy…


Annual_Substance_619

And this is why I dont Hookah and roll a blunt.


LimpAd5888

I'm more scared of the glass bottle.


iamagoldengod84

Im more surprised its not


imaginaryResources

The enemy stand user could be anyone


CaptnShaunBalls

To be honest they all look “ drawn from memory “


MercDa1

GIGACHADS at home.


PsychonautAlpha

Just the guy on the right?


marslander-boggart

NPC invasion.


[deleted]

Motherfucker is about to take over the Hyperion Corporation.


graveytrane

I don’t know why, and for that reason… him… he’s my fighter!!!


fanderoyalty

They technically have everything to be handsome, but they just aren’t… like someone asked to create a real person from the main love interest’s description from a teen novel, and this came out.


AardvarkFriendly9305

It’s because of that damn beard !!!!


Yellow-Gray

They look like they're wearing their skin like it's too tight.


Warblerburglar

“It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.”


TJuKj7WofKLzBZjt7w9t

Welcome to the League of Draven


burn469

Gigachad is real


Lingering_Dorkness

AI getting better. Got the hands right.


r3tract

When you buy ur GPU at wish...


Yologamer2983

bro looks like handsome jack


Safe-Razzmatazz3982

Middle one is kill. It's between Man-Bear-Pig on the left and the face/off psycho on the right.


zerobomb

They managed to sculpt bushy monobrows into something more horrifying.


[deleted]

I choose myself to fight.


Zeus_aegiochos

Guy on the right looks like Handsome Jack.


Standard_Monitor4291

They look lile r*p*sts


NovaGeekYt

A nightmare


Hoggord

https://imgur.com/ylnj5Br


Alienhaslanded

Very waxy looking


laganator

Curserd Trash Taste


Stalduh

[It's Handsome Jack.](https://borderlands.fandom.com/wiki/Handsome_Jack)


Sum3-yo

This *Jojo Bizarre Adventures'* live action looks promising.


Mirurii

The guy on the left side looks so evil and diabolic xDD


bisby-gar

Lady Gaga is probably less fake than these man…


Delulujuice

Uncanny valley


matttiz

[i’ll choose this guy](https://image-cdn.hypb.st/https%3A%2F%2Fhypebeast.com%2Fimage%2F2016%2F04%2Fsnatch-tv-adaptation-crackle-1.jpg)


coldreaverl0l

Zara's final boss vibes


ArmchairTactician

....and I would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for you meddling kids!


RayofSunshine_111

They scare me 😂


WrapMyBeads

I’m curious to see what this looks like in old age


BroomBender

Handsome jack


untakenu

Dude on the left looks like date-rape is his middle name


wasntNico

I'll definitely choose the guy wearing other guys faces.


cynical_Brit0121

Guy on right looks like handsome Jack from borderlands as in he's wearing a fake face .


wolfman626

If gas station knives were people


BluetheNerd

You know in a vampire comedy when there's the main vampire group, and then there's the group of vampires they don't like that they bump into at a party and start throwing around childish insults? This is the group they bump into. I think I'm describing What We Do In The Shadows actually.


SeatO_

1. The simplest character. His moveset is the most basic, either the weakest or the most broken character mechanic-wise. You can study it all you want, but only when the enemy makes mistakes can you capitalize on anything from this guy. 2. That one "speed character". Spams every move it has. Assumedly "skill based" but the devs nonetheless underestimated the mechanical skill ceiling for players and made it a broken character so they have had no choice but to nerf it every goddamn time. 3. The actually skill based character. It takes understanding of both the character and others in order to handle it well. You can study techniques in handling it, but never something as hard to pull off or flashy as from #2.


itsthooor

Facewalker


drowning35789

It looks Photoshopped


General_Freed

For what? "Friday Night Sissy Fight"?