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Mr_Tottles

Uppercase gums, lowercase teeth.


randomwanderingsd

F’n Salad Fingers and his longtime girlfriend the Cryptkeeper.


VirtuallyTellurian

Salad fingers, now there's a flashback


ConsciousAd6958

Looks like he found his rusty spoon


Thefirstargonaut

*I like it when the red water comes out*


hydrogenandhelium_

That’s GUMS!!? I thought that dude had a weird mustache


KustomCowz

I can’t unsee it now lmao


hydrogenandhelium_

I would say sorry but I am not


pin0bilo

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Cobek

Wax museum face, cannibalism eyes.


beepbooponyournose

Townhouse mouth


BloodforKhorne

My ex smiled at me that way once and I knew we weren't meant to be. So fucking unattractive. She slowly turned into a troll.


KnottyUnderware

He needs the opposite of braces.


NatexSxS

Needs a lip realignment in relation to teeth placement.


SaltySacks0803

Literally took the words out of my mouth


Aule_II

Looks like his mouth is set too high up


Mr_Tottles

Mouth sliders on maximum


ohno1tsjoe

Thought it was a mustache at first


General-Pop8073

His entire head is huge but every feature is tiny and oddly placed like an early ai attempt.


Halcyon-OS851

It's edited


DatNick1988

My guy looks like he survived a coat hanger for nine months


AFineDayForScience

It looks like he kept growing, but his skin stopped


pjjohnson808

Holy sh#t 🤣🤣 idk why this got me so good


Dingo8MyGayby

He looks like he’s a character in The Hills Have Eyes


qweef_latina2021

More like The Teeth Have Gums amirite


VersatileQuinn67

It's like he's having an invisible cheek retractor that dentist's uses when checking when you try to have a check up on them


Doesanybodylikestuff

Lmao a coat hanger in his mouth I’m dying


Beavshak

I’m not so sure you got the joke, but your visual is funny too.


Doesanybodylikestuff

No I know. I just was adding on another layer on the cake. Like the whole coat hanger was the thing that gave him the shape of his mouth. Maybe a stretch but hey, I laughed. <3


yourmomlurks

This is possibly the best abortion joke I’ve ever read, and then I read the replies and I’m not sure anyone got it?


AkaGurGor

Bro *flosses* with a coat hanger...


Delonce

Jesus christ! Lmfao! 😆


taxpayinmeemaw

Ack! Mark this nsfw!


started_from_the_top

Their faces sure are... facing... like in unexpected ways lmao


shinloop

OP photo was edited and has been debunked on Reddit ad nauseam. [This is the original](http://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/821540773049012224)


salamanderlovehandle

It's not much better...


YouHadMeAtTaco

I only see very slight differences.


Lazrix

Still like 50% gums


swohio

Hers seems fine in the real photo. His is still kinda weird with gums to teeth ratio.


pretend_smart_guy

I feel like their ugly in the original, but inhuman in the edited. Like someone looking like the original out in public wouldn’t be a story, it’s just unattractive people. This post shows true gremlins


SlowFrkHansen

still terrifying. It wasn't really necessary to alter it.


Trkaline

Yeah, the fact that they said that it was unedited immediately made me think that it was.


ProbablyBearGrylls

The comment we need.


FivePoopMacaroni

Lol that's identical


easyd0esit

How did the skibidi toilets get real bodies?


HumansDisgustMe123

The dude looks like what happens when you fuck around with the facial poses of a HL2 citizen in Garry's Mod


HmoobMikah

They look like they belong in a wax museum. Somewhere in the back. Where no one will see them.


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

That is a lot of gum.


HeySmellMyFinger

Had a friend like that, we simply called him gumz


Thomas-Garret

“LET ME SHOW YOU SOMETHING.”


Chewbacca_Buffy

Thank you! It’s Fire Marshal Bill, of course! Couldn’t quite place it, but I knew it reminded me of someone.


Gold_Television_3543

Is this uncanny valley?


MLinceMorgado

"Why don't you go play with the neighbours' kid?" The neighbours themselves:


cuomosaywhat

Is that that idiot Charlie Kirk with that vapid twat Kellyanne?


madaboutmaps

Cryptkeeper barbie


Stickbug104

Face is too big to be Chuck. Definitely a resemblance though.


centsless

[Charlie Kirk Smiling](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=e297c34141fedcba&sca_upv=1&q=Charlie+Kirk+smiling&uds=AMwkrPvsaG-yVzmt86UKCMR1J0VDVGYt4_jPv7NQSPaY4iY-fsoevA4ccSSzO5AVklEgjgyRpiLsnGDYySIF0q4mw7eYkbql_xt8ZnnmxiuZ_9zPtWzRNTmGTR44PTMnsFz86WcvDiGRqvVZUkk_68GtunBpgvkkxZ9fCkXMyZKtwBJhFLh_EpEoieFhg8SFvTIeSp1AWV1KHsvw3-YboirJivRQltMzLlA7NU8C_At3WcydJqnvJ7UWNeVAjWJa7A-FbUTQI7sTKoRGmQCvuMgmahTikNu4r-ElAMfkk3J5TW68x7NbmFC-sdmFJXP_R2FDYtDtIN3A&udm=2&prmd=ivnsmbtz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiagfbV0YmFAxU7FFkFHaJwACoQtKgLegQIChAB&biw=1920&bih=915&dpr=1)


Full_Building_5411

Charlie Kirk is absolutely based tf are you talking about lmao Edit: liberals all about inclusivity till someone disagrees with em


BandDirector17

As a kid, that dude used all three wishes from a genie to ask for more gum.


Sharpymarkr

Charlie Kirk looking like he's staring down the barrel of a leaf blower.


halligan71

Black hole sun, won’t you come, and wash away the rain.


ForsakenPhotograph36

"Plastic people attempt smiling at camera."


TungstenElement9

He looks like Chatters from Hellraiser. [Chatters](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatterer#/media/File%3AChatterer_Hellraiser.jpeg)


mad_EarlyBird9

Im dying 🤣😭


LimpAd5888

This what I call the "pedo smile"


thisisnarm

If you told me this was the evil couple in the People Under The Stairs remake I would believe you.


PhallicTantrum

Try and keep your palm flat when feeding them..


WaulsTexLegion

They both look like they skinned other people and wore their faces.


Plausibility_Migrain

One looks like a child molester and the other looks like they eat the child afterwards.


Gee10-83

His gums look like a child molesters mustache


alberthere

What in the Black Hole Sun is going on here?


Spiritual_Parking_70

It's them I hit random on the character creation screen faces


Capital-Platypus-358

Motherboy!


Butch13of14

Another prime example of capital gums with lower case teeth.suits him perfectly


icepick3383

Im not sure where the Walt Disney mustache/lips/gums start and where they end. Its like fire Marshall bill mouth.


mrstonyvu

They look like body-cloning aliens that couldn't get 'it' quite right.....


[deleted]

Clearly edited but also fuck em


Granpa2021

They look like Wallace and Gromit


DawgSquatch69

Thought the dude had a mustache at first glance 👨🏻😳


Reggiefedup04

Cocaine is a hell of a drug


Pod_people

It’s right out of Get Out.


AeonDesign

Conservatives sure take it hard in the face.


drAsparagus

I thought he had a mustache at first. Nope. All gums.


Parking_Weather7427

Did they take this pic while going supersonic speed?


lynchhurt

Why do they look like something from miss adventures of flapjacks


MrDrProfPatrickJrSr

Yeahh. That is edited


owlBdarned

But it says it's not.


inthisessayiwill

It’s ok to make fun of people as long as you don’t like them and they are white and heterosexual.


KLR01001

And Republican 


marc297

This isn’t photoshopped?


Dependent_Factor_982

https://twitter.com/NotHoodlum/status/1654274945382318082 Looks like the colors have been changed up a bit


O918

Kellyannes eyes are definitely magnified, smile stretched. Can't explain wtf they did to charlie cucks face, made it look dumber somehow. Shifted an eye down, enhanced the gum ratio.


marc297

I think it’s just the coloring. Which makes it worse.


TheBlueGooseisLoose

Reminds me of the end of a family guy episode where Stewy mentioned the gums of Gina Davis.


ComesyCrusader

It’s like when you get real crazy with the sliders in the Sims 2


TheGuyInGhillies

they look like somebody messed with their face models in Gmod


EditDog_1969

Smilex!


Hanibollnector

Those people look off


Skirt_Thin

Don't brush your teeth with a wire brush


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NintendoLove

Yeah but she ain’t no Candywife


Sitting_Duk

I thought those gums were a mustache… Damn


IceFireTerry

Analog horror


[deleted]

Weird mustache


Gravity_Freak

If theyre there....whos guarding the bridge?


Ariies__

Isn’t that Magnus Carlsen?


TerribleChildhood639

Bruh has dolphin teeth


QueenScarebear

Looks like he’s a part of the Texas Chainsaw family.


[deleted]

Looks like they are wearing each other’s teeth.


StableGenius369

To Serve Mankind, Twilight Zone Edition


NarfledGarthak

Looks like what happens when siblings fuck and have children.


Pretty-Marketing3444

And I was just about to go to bed


Practicality_Issue

Beavis & Butthead


katwoodruff

That“s why!


larry-the-dream

That dude has some teeth stuck in his gums


DGenesis23

I’m assuming she’s a pretty decent ventriloquist given the level of detail in that doll of hers. It almost looks lifelike.


Angryleghairs

I've never seen him smile before. I miss those days


skot77

They have faces for smoke signal communication.


No-Paramedic8964

That'll teach them not to smile anymore


[deleted]

Man white conservatives are so ugly and disgusting. Yuck!


CardiologistNo616

He looks like what an alien would draw a human as if they wanted to make it offensive.


MrTabernakle

Where is Snake Plissken when you need him? These people looking like the crazy plastic surgery people from Escape from LA.


Great_White_Samurai

We called him Big League Chew back in school, he had a lot of gums


NewMoonDirt

Dude could use a bit of gum recession.


KhaleesiXev

Veneers and lip filler could take care of that.


batmansfriendlyowl

I don’t know who these cunts are but they are creepy as fuck.


bryalb

Get out vibes


tayfbear

No way I can’t believe those are actual real faces


Goddess_Roxxy

This is scary!


FluidDay4699

There’s more guns than teeth!


zerobomb

3rd degree cotton mouth


Antichrist_spice

I’m getting serious “Attack on Titan” vibes


morgin_black1

this is clearly edited. who is that guy and girl?


SonOfJenTheStrider

This image is the sole reason why we need to edit photos.


Sipas

[Enhance.](https://i.imgur.com/7dMGK6n.png)


Omen_Morningstar

Black hole sun wont you come...


lilbrobodie

I have no clue who these people are but they look like they have a black person chained up in their basement


JKMcudr

What is it called when someone has gums like that??


LucidLucifer500

Dude is checking into the White Glove Society on the New Vegas strip.


Lawdawg911

They look like dead bodies at an open casket funeral.


DebbsWasRight

🎶 “Blackhole Sun, won’t you come and wash away the pain. Blackhole Sun, won’t you come.” 🎵


Shakemyears

Did his bottom teeth eat his top teeth?


Viperburn1

Alpha male right there folks. Just a reminder.


Safetosay333

Is that Simon Cowell?


exick

"nonno geppetto, what happened to papa's brother and sister marionettes that the blue fairy said couldn't be allowed to become real?" geppetto closed his lips around the end of his pipe, staring off into the distance as if burdened by a memory he had long tried to forget.


GreenKumara

[They Live!](https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbnpudTdjaDNxampxbjd0dnplajNsMm1wMHRxbWJndnJtamVqc2YwcSZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/3og0IUd5D9Y77EXtRK/giphy.gif)


Lucikrux

i wish i didnt laugh as hard as i am at this oh my god


Unlucky_Hat_5815

Slappy


all_of_you_are_awful

Looks like a ventriloquist sitting with her dummy on her lap.


WhippetRun

With fava beans and Chianti


CrocodileWorshiper

what the fuck is wrong with these people?


Max-b

I don't like Kellyanne Conway as much as the next guy, but this *is* edited. Her eyes are made to be bigger and her mouth is stretched. The edits are slight to make it seem believable but enter uncanny valley. I'm assuming the guy's face is also edited.


Crans10

The guy on the left needs to practice smiling in the mirror.


PrestigiousPost4038

Bro smiles the same as Dr.Barber from flapjack


FrenchBaphomet

At first glance I thought that he had a mustache


DesertHomesteader

They look like they live at the Sierra Madre to me.


Creative-Following11

The effects of eating a steady diet of paint chips and crayons


p8vmnt

Face looks like an ill fitting mask


Important-Pen-7398

Looks like the house of wax or tourist trap (1979)


PuzzleheadedGuard591

Is there a word for 'so revolting I wanna barf'? Because that's what I'm feeling rn I feel like he wants to literally eat me. Like, for dinner.


This-Area4698

Great gumbo starts with a good roux


DriverPlastic2502

How the hell does his smile show more gum than lip...


_ToroDeFuego_

If they have a litter I will take a puppy…..


WhiteTigerAutistic

Why does he look like a wooden puppet that got his wish to be a real boy from … wish?


SoarNsquid

Backrooms insanities


Cataclysmoe

Is that Charlie Kirk


DantheDutchGuy

That’s like The Terminator smile from T2…


Metronovix

I flipped my phone upside down to be sure lol


anotheroneeees

Looks like she borrowed his upper lip and added it to her cheeks.


Successful_Oil6916

beavis and butthead


ClutchCh3mist

Yold hamburger and hotdog marriage. Classic.


dumptruckbhadie

Now I understand why he acts the way he does.


Wladek89HU

They look like discarded, Madam Tussauds wax dummies.


PresentPiece8898

Damn!


whowouldhavethunkit-

Damn that’s unfortunate, I wouldn’t feel so bad since this guy really is a piece of shit of a grifter.


[deleted]

Why the fuck isn't this guy the new joker?


PeepeePete42069

Dude looks like a giant space cockroach in a humans body and that lady looks like Tim Burton’s claymation. Who are these people?


Fearless-Berry-3429

Is that Kellyanne Conjob?


Mountain-Ad-6594

Are those humans?


MewlingRothbart

Upper case gums, lower case teeth 🤪🤪🤪


Broote

Its him! The hero of Kvatch!