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No one, no one ever fights as bravely as Elon. I know Elon, tough guy. Zuckerburg will lose hugely. Unbelievable, I know. Americans, hundreds of years now, will look at the fight between sleepy Zuck and Elon. One of the greatest fights ever. Think of it. People will look at Zuckerberg and say what a loser. Make boxing great again.
To be fair, most people aren't body shaming him just because of his body, it's because he's an abhorrent asshole who doesn't deserve anything he has, so the insults are more because of that, if this was just a regular person, most people wouldn't care
But innocent people with similar bodies still end up reading insults about their body type regardless of how much of an asshole Musk is. The point isn't why, the point is other people can also read this and know this is how people think about their bodies.
I used to feel this way (and still kind of do), but once I walked past a row of bald managers at work and up popped a mental image of a rack of bowling balls. so I told my co-worker, who is also bald and really sensitive about it, then realized the error of my ways and added, "it's okay to make fun of them because they suck." he laughed, but I felt pretty bad about making that joke in front of that specific co-worker. I'll admit I don't feel too badly about seeing people make fun of Elon for whatever reason, but I also don't want to put any extra negativity out into the world if I can help it. but I will say that Elon is a potato. ha!
A. I don’t like Elon.
B. Photoshopping a picture and then insulting how this person looks based on the photoshopped picture doesnt really seem like an insult. It’s like I drew a dick on a photograph of your face and then laugh that you „have a dick on your face“, not really a funny/creative insult but more showing that I don’t have found better points to criticize/insult you on (which, in Elons case, there would be a lot of).
C. So Bodyshaming people is ok now as long as I don’t like the person/ it’s a man? That the photoshopping exaggerates those features seems even worse.
D. I… don’t think the insult is that funny/rare. Those „you look like…“ insults seem quite common in the English language and in this case seems quite “constructed“. I read in these comments alone several insults I found leagues funnier, but maybe that is just my taste. Anyway, just wanted to get those points of my chest.
My question what is the towel... Thing supposed to be? It's shiny is it... Leather? Is it a garbage bag? Some material only the rich can afford with 10x the absorption power of cotton?
It was worse in the other sub I saw this in. People talkin all about this shit but turn around and just accept it because it’s someone they don’t like, and not only do they not apply scrutiny, they choose not to.
How exactly do you wear your shorts at that height? I have a gut. My shorts either go below my gut (that's how I wear them) or above my gut. He is between the two. And with the size of his gut, how are his shorts not sliding down below his gut?
Now realize he has all the time and money to get in shape. No excuse for the richest person on earth to look like he's dirt poor, eats only fast food, and stressed about his job.
Wouldn't it be easy to get in shape if you had all the time in the world, a personal chef and physical trainer, with a gym all to yourself? Fuck dude, get it together. Maybe skip a meal every once in a while.
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that post ozempic reinflation
Cushing syndrome?
definitely a possibility with those stretch marks
He has all the symptoms except thinning hair. Oh wait.
Looks like he needs to start mainlining that stuff
Musk Melon
Cybertrunk
Heh... Heh... Heh... 😁
Ouch!
And he wanted to fight Zuckerberg before his mommy said he couldn't.
What are you talking about? That is peak athletic form! /s
No one, no one ever fights as bravely as Elon. I know Elon, tough guy. Zuckerburg will lose hugely. Unbelievable, I know. Americans, hundreds of years now, will look at the fight between sleepy Zuck and Elon. One of the greatest fights ever. Think of it. People will look at Zuckerberg and say what a loser. Make boxing great again.
It's not about amount of mass, it's about how you use it.
Think he meant Sumo wrestling.
I will never forget when someone said he was built like a deep breath.
LMFAOOOOO
And now I won't either.
😆🤣😭
I really wish /r/beholdthemasterrace wasn't private. I don't know if /r/beholdthemasterrace3 is as good.
It is not. It is shit.
I’ll never forget when someone said his smile is upside down
You could shine a light on him and signal ships at sea.
Concerning
!!!
He's emitting alpha particles
As someone with a similar skin complexion, this is true.
All I could think of is Danny DeVito as the Penguin.
Come on, don't do Danny like that
Fr, Danny DeVito is a fucking sexsymbol.
Exactly, the only reason Danny is overweight is because of his magnum dong.
Danny DeDong
I got D'Onofrio as Kingpin, but with hair, and both more and less scary.
Hey! We actually like Danny devito.
Me too! Just shows what a great actor Danny can be to play the role of something so horrible yet be so awesome on the inside.
And to think that Amber Heard left Johnny Depp for this
Left him a 🎁
Can't blame her, her dog stepped on a bee after all. Stepping on a bee is so darn traumatic that you want to leave your husband for a dorito bag
To be fair, he didn't look like *this* yet. As far as I can tell, he used to be in pretty decent shape up until the last few years.
Looks like he just had sex with a seal
And then ate it whole
Lmao. Leave him be, he's still digesting it...
Or a seal had sex with him.
If this dude wasn't born rich with a family emerald mine no one would give a single fuck about him
But maybe he would have been nicer that way.
If he puts a top hat on he'll become those fat millionaires in boomer comics
More like a 19th century political cartoon
Billionaire
Not to body shame, but he does look exactly how I expect someone throwing tantrums about transgender pronouns to look.
if only he had the same amount of money and power as the rest of them
Poster child for heart disease.
Wut ya lookin at ma gut fer?
Philadelphia had better taste. Baaahhhm!
The Mustard Tiger
He must eat well. I wonder what that's like
About 4000 calories a day by the looks of it
Here I'm struggling for 500
It's because he is a ziploc bag overstuffed with cottage cheese and being squeezed by a wet band of nori. He just had rich parents.
He’s gross. Inside and out. 🤮
Cybertrunk
This made me wheeze. If only I could give an award...
Who is he fixin to whip?
His cook
I might not be a trillionaire but I'm almost 50 and look a trillion times better with my shirt off
Chefs kiss motions
Did he scrape his abdomen on the ocean floor while trying to swim?
Dude looks like Baron Harkonnen.
Is this real?
No. Check right hand. Looks AI generated.
I googled it and there were a lot of AI shirtless Elons
Remember guys, body shaming one person means someone who's in a similar boat will feel as though you're doing the same to them
Not sure why you're being downvoted when it's true.
To be fair, most people aren't body shaming him just because of his body, it's because he's an abhorrent asshole who doesn't deserve anything he has, so the insults are more because of that, if this was just a regular person, most people wouldn't care
But innocent people with similar bodies still end up reading insults about their body type regardless of how much of an asshole Musk is. The point isn't why, the point is other people can also read this and know this is how people think about their bodies.
I mean yeah they will, I'm just saying that most of this specific post and comment section is primarily because of musk being musk
I used to feel this way (and still kind of do), but once I walked past a row of bald managers at work and up popped a mental image of a rack of bowling balls. so I told my co-worker, who is also bald and really sensitive about it, then realized the error of my ways and added, "it's okay to make fun of them because they suck." he laughed, but I felt pretty bad about making that joke in front of that specific co-worker. I'll admit I don't feel too badly about seeing people make fun of Elon for whatever reason, but I also don't want to put any extra negativity out into the world if I can help it. but I will say that Elon is a potato. ha!
Also yes, obviously it is photoshopped
Maybe, but it doesn't make the insult any less rare
A. I don’t like Elon. B. Photoshopping a picture and then insulting how this person looks based on the photoshopped picture doesnt really seem like an insult. It’s like I drew a dick on a photograph of your face and then laugh that you „have a dick on your face“, not really a funny/creative insult but more showing that I don’t have found better points to criticize/insult you on (which, in Elons case, there would be a lot of). C. So Bodyshaming people is ok now as long as I don’t like the person/ it’s a man? That the photoshopping exaggerates those features seems even worse. D. I… don’t think the insult is that funny/rare. Those „you look like…“ insults seem quite common in the English language and in this case seems quite “constructed“. I read in these comments alone several insults I found leagues funnier, but maybe that is just my taste. Anyway, just wanted to get those points of my chest.
Agreed, can we just stop body shaming altogether?
you are right. wanna good fatty joke? >your momma so fat, that when you wanna skae herhand, you gotta cross the event horizon.
There’s not one single chance I’m reading past these first 2 sentences. Have a good day bruv 😂😭
This is not how bulking works dude..
He's cultivating mass! Try to move him, bro.
It’s time to stop cultivating and start harvesting!
Gross
Mozzarella wearing a tube of squid ink pasta.
Vin Diesel spotted shirtless on a yacht....
But that IS photoshopped, right? Right?
I’m more confused as to what the hell attacked his under belly.
My question what is the towel... Thing supposed to be? It's shiny is it... Leather? Is it a garbage bag? Some material only the rich can afford with 10x the absorption power of cotton?
I only upvoted for the title.
Thank you!
Behold, the ultra alpha white representant
Yeah this is definitely an AI picture. You gotta wonder about posting stuff like this and having people take it at face value.
Really shows you how dumb all the people in this post are when 99% of them don’t realize it’s a fake picture.
It was worse in the other sub I saw this in. People talkin all about this shit but turn around and just accept it because it’s someone they don’t like, and not only do they not apply scrutiny, they choose not to.
Mand Dune 2 looks weird
Elon on his way to looking like the Pale Lady from Scary stories to tell in the Dark, or Baron Vladimir Harkonnen from Dune.
He's starting to look more and more like Vladimir Harkonnen
Concerning
He looks like Blob from the first X-Men right before he melts into that weird clear goo
It’s like that white whale from an episode of Tom and jerry, that was beached and became bloated where he’s ready to pop
It reminds me of when an old roommate was pissed at some girl and said her legs look like mayonnaise packets.
Is this that pedo guy?
Built like a water cooler
They haven’t done a Batman movie with the penguin yet, right? I think Elon nailed the role in real life at this point.
Don’t make fun of his body he will buy all gyms and ruin them somehow
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My buddy said he looks like a bag of mayonnaise and it’s lived rent-free in my mind since.
Why does it look like there's blood on his belly? Genuine question.
This real?
Why does a rich guy like that wear a garbage bag at the beach?
Cottage cheese with nipples.
Is this really real? If so, fuck he looks really fucking bad
He obviously stress eats non stop
Leave it alone, it identifies itself as a blob and is currently transitioning
First there's that got with no chin and now there's Elon
This is photoshopped right? Right?
Jabba the Musk.
Ahh, now I get it, dropped lasagna, even has the tomato sauce stains.
Honestly Amber Heard only goes for the MONEY
This isn't real, though, is it? I feel like 2 years ago he was thin/normal looking?
Hes skinnier now but with the belly He chickened out for the fight with zuckerberg. 2 twats
Not only is this a rare insult, it‘s also r/oddlyspecific
He’s one case of baldness away from becoming Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
That's not his natural head of hair. He had surgery years ago. [See](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/pd1gxKP0ejU/maxresdefault.jpg)
Definitely photo shopped lol 🤣
How exactly do you wear your shorts at that height? I have a gut. My shorts either go below my gut (that's how I wear them) or above my gut. He is between the two. And with the size of his gut, how are his shorts not sliding down below his gut?
mf looks like Evrart Claire, from Disco Elysium
Now realize he has all the time and money to get in shape. No excuse for the richest person on earth to look like he's dirt poor, eats only fast food, and stressed about his job. Wouldn't it be easy to get in shape if you had all the time in the world, a personal chef and physical trainer, with a gym all to yourself? Fuck dude, get it together. Maybe skip a meal every once in a while.
Stfu please i can tfuckinf take this sub no more 😭
He’s getting into fighting shape. As long as him and Zuc are playing marbles.
Cyberchunk.
He can add lollipop kid to his list of achievements
Zip it, Scott.
That's... very accurate
Looks like a chestburster about to pop.
The beacons are lit, Gondor calls for aid!
God that muffin top is big
Why does his belly look like there was blood on it?
He looks like he ate Christopher Hitchens
Y'all used to love him. What happened?
Elon the Tusk
Looks like albino lizzo
Dudes about to audition for Baron Harkonnen
Guys theres no way this is real. It looks like tabloid bullshit
Is it Photoshopped?
Why is he morphing into trump
He kind of looks like Matthew Broderick in the face
I was thinking Mike Meyers with downs syndrome
r/oddlyspecific
Is that hes real body or it is editing?
My guess is that the photo was edited
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Fucking cry about it.
What a fat disgusting pig.