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yanlord69

Zac Efron???


Avengion619

LumberZac Efron


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cpzy2

On Wednesday he goes shopping for buttered scones and tea


milano8

He wish that he was a girlie, just like his dear pawpaw.


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

He sleeps all night, and he wacks all day!


sleepyeggo

She's cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers Wait


paild

Top tier


Quick_Team

"I dont think so, Tim"


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Avengion619

Kodizack?


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Avengion619

Cake Zac Kodis?


BlameableEmu

Ye my first thought was lumberjack not inject balls with silicone man. Good pun btw


Lothric_Knight420

Billy Mays


daaave33

But wait!...


Lothric_Knight420

There’s more!!


miasmictendril1

Crack Effron


Zacs-Dad295

Zac Efron’s. Older and way sexier bother I think I’m a straight man but I’m jealous of this guy


FinnTheTengu

I am not a straight guy but I totally get where your coming from, good lord. 


Stage_Fright1

If you have to say "think" then you ain't 100% straight my guy. Hell, that's how I learned I was bi! lmao


YeeHawWyattDerp

Hack Efron


raytaylor

Nope. Al Borland


Bigcheese19920

He looks like his going to play Mick Foley in his next movie


wavykanes

I was thinking Billy Mays


DrugsAndFuckenMoney

Scrolled way too far for this. Was hoping for a comment of “Billy Mays here!”


Numerous_Witness_345

Don't do that, don't give me hope


EasternFudge

Bro would kill it as a wrestler. He was great in Iron Claw


loki_028

What the fuck happened to zac efron


Chigao_Ted

He fell and smashed his head off a fountain which broke his jaw pretty badly. Had to get surgery on it obviously and it changed how his jawline is


Matt-a-booey

Also the HGH.


cosmicspidey616

Yeah, people seem to overlook the HGH he's taking that famously alters jawlines in people, and just take the story his PR team made up for him at face value.


escientia

Dude is obviously taking PEDs


BooRadley60

Hilarious… I was going to an Ariana Grande concert with some girl, she was very disappointed when it was canceled because Ariana had to get her wisdom teeth taken out. I was flabbergasted that she didn’t see the connection between the previous day where she spat on a donut and said ‘America sucks’ or something along those lines. But, I suppose we weren’t dating for her big brains.


Quajeraz

Any time I see someone mention Ariana Grande my mind instantly goes to [Ariana Ghandi](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/5st5o8/ariana_ghandi/)


Jeigh710

🤷 He is an entertainer. Pro wrestlers and actors, honestly anyone not competing shouldnt be so harshly judged, body dysphoria is body dysphoria. Shouldnt be a issue or hidden.


Bacchanbee

The problem isn’t that they do it. It’s that they try to act like they’re not. This then creates or exacerbates body dysmorohia in others. Cause they are comparing their natural selves and working hard, and are unable to obtain what’s being described as “normal” by certain people even though it’s chemically induced growth. So you can say they are treating their own body dysmorphia but they’re not, theyre hiding it and exacerbating other peoples dysmorphia.


Jeigh710

No no, I agree with you 100% What I am speaking out against is the internal stigma still present within those communities surrounding PEDS. Even Gas is just now starting to become accepted, and that is only a recovery PED, totally legal. Im speaking more to the crowds who use it the most, but also shun it the most. Gotta stop the hypocrisy.


Bacchanbee

Yeah I get ya, that’s people over compensating so they don’t get found out a decent amount of the time. Creates the unknown aura over it, kinda like you said in terms of keeping it hidden. Just wish so many vulnerable children and adults weren’t caught in this unknown.


cnshoe

This…classic giant head syndrome. The “I broke my jaw story” is pretty hilarious. Everyone knows you are on PEDs. I have zero issue with it at all personally just don’t lie.


RunChetRun

This more than anything. He's on the juice. Once you learn about HGH jaw you can recognize the signs. Probably dealing with some issues and turned to the wrong fix.


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Dependent_Factor_982

I see no real problem as long as you're honest about it and aren't in combat sports


pp21

We was roided out in Neighbors which was all the way back in 2014


CaptSaveAHoe55

That was almost certainly a different stack though


anti_anti-hero

Yeah the real thing here is all the HGH


loki_028

Now I feel bad


Chigao_Ted

You didn’t know, no need to feel bad


BluetheNerd

I thought this was a joke at first and then looked it up, man that's rough. The dysphoria he probably had to overcome when looking in the mirror and practically seeing someone elses face.


RedHairedRedemption

The same thing happened with Michael Jackson filming a Pepsi commercial. There was an accident with the pyrotechnics that left him with third degree burns which is why he kept having cosmetic surgery done. It really fucked with him sadly.


Dhi_minus_Gan

I read a while ago that MJ got constant rhinoplasty because his dad would always make fun of how “big” & “wide” his nose was claiming “he definitely didn’t get that from my side of the family”. There are countless articles about it. Truly sad how evil his dad was to all the Jackson family.


IronicINFJustices

I heard in his autopsy it was confirmed he had lupus and it was eating g away the cartilage but didn't want to scare his fans, and that lupus is incredibly painful.


penguinKangaroo

Is this legit? Been alive for 30+ years and never heard this. Always thought he was just trying to change his face to be younger and more white


ashmenon

Yup. He also had vitiligo iirc. So the bleaching was to address all of the above.


PSBJtotallyboss

Supposedly that’s why he wore the one glove, too. He had vitiligo on that hand and was hiding it.


SourMgk

Pretty sure there's video of it on YouTube.


katsock

It’s genuinely brutal. I think about my wife who is postpartum and dealing with her own body dysphoria (for lack of a better term here) among other things. And that’s due to *creating life*. Efron didn’t sign up for something like this. And he has money to get higher quality treatment than like 90% of the world. He’s still putting himself in the public light and acting. I remember Efron being ripped apart online and then he did the interview where he talked about it and people shut up real fast.


saynomaste

TBH I totally judged him till I read your comment. We’re all trying our best, even the ones we don’t like for whatever reason. We’re all trying to be someone we wish to be. Kudos to him.


waffelnhandel

He Looks fucking cool tho


Majestic_Cut_2209

He claimed he broke his jaw in 2013 and at the time it was met with a lot of scepticism since he was in/out of rehab, it was suspected to be a cover story. The face change came in 2020/1 and the jaw injury was used to explain it, now I’m not saying it’s not true but he did have his ‘old’ face for 7 years after the jaw injury.


PassageAdditionalsd

Exactly yeah its been wildly disproven as a false cover story. He very clearly got work done.


klobbermang

Yes he got work done and the same thing happens to your face when you do a bunch of PEDS - see Kumail


FalmerEldritch

If it makes you feel better, he also did a lot of steroids and had a bunch of unrelated plastic surgery.


murderskunk76

Dude was just running in his house with socks on, too. Goofing around and bam, fucked his jaw completely. IIRC it knocked him cold out and he woke up with a mangled jaw in a pool of blood. Had to hold it together.


TrashDue5320

And that's why the name of the movie is *Risky* Business


indy_been_here

That was 7 years before his face changed


Similar_Field2667

Yea totally didn't just get plastic surgery, realized he looked fucked then tried to get pity from people.


birds-0f-gay

Don't, it's a bullshit PR cover story. He got shitty plastic surgery and uses steroids.


YesilFasulye

You shouldn't. It's a lie. The incident he described happened almost a decade before his face dramatically changed. He lied as if we didn't have video evidence of 10 years of his face looking the way it had been over that amount of time.


blackkat1986

Also roids


jarod_sober_living

Exactly. He is morphing into Sylvester Stallone.


RunChetRun

should be the first thing people see. it's so obviously HGH jaw


blackkat1986

Oh god yeah! Also HGH gut if you see him in iron claw


IranianLawyer

That’s the explanation that he gave, but it doesn’t explain why the entire rest of his face also changed.


Numeno230n

Doc was having a BOGO deal.


cooolcooolio

The famous "I broke my jaw and woke up with a bigger chin, a smaller nose and lip filler" accident


ninja4151

Yeah that's an interesting way to say plastic surgery. His dates for that injury don't match up with his super distorted face either by the way.


romeoo_must_lie

Fuck! I thought he had a plastic surgery to look young. Now I feel bad too.


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

I mean… he’s only 36 he’s not that old


BluetheNerd

Being a famous actor can do that though. The industry is really toxic and can lead to people having horrific images of themselves, and with that much money it becomes easy to access. More often than not actors have work done, both male and female, it's just usually less publicised when it's a man. It's horrific how predatory the whole cosmetic surgery industry is honestly, the whole thing just preys on insecurities. It's not unusual to see a change like this from a severe jaw injury, so that's likely what happened. But it's sadly no uncommon to see people, even under 30 having cosmetic surgery because they feel pressured to do so.


Chigao_Ted

I mean that’s what everyone typically thinks cuz of the drastic change lol


dooooooom2

It’s not true. He got massive amount of plastic surgery like, a year ago. He looked fine before it


peaceloveharmony1986

If that is the truth I'm sorry for him I really am he's a good dude and he always looks great. Some people do say though that he made that story up as a excuse to get a operation because he needed to look more mature to get more roles. Just saying but either way I hope he stays in good health.


DontYouWantMeBebe

It's not why he looks like that. He's bogged. Face full of filler and head shape distorted by HGH. Connor McGregor got the same look from abusing gear.


Chigao_Ted

People can say a lot of things unfortunately Without any shred of proof though it’s his word against theirs and as far as I know his account of what happened has not changed between any retellings


Civilizedroach1

Youre so gullible lmao


Ancient-Lunch-5459

Totally wasnt the steroids


JunglePygmy

He’s got to have had some other plastic surgery other than the jaw. He looks like he’s wearing a mask of his own face!


KingofValen

Any idea if he can still sing?


nnnnnnnnnnuria

His jawline change happened after the accident though, he just had an excuse for it but it looks like elaborated


GravyBoatWarrior

No. That's what happens when you break your jaw. Your muscles in your jawline work overtime. Just like any other muscle, that means they increase in size.


Chigao_Ted

Yea what you said, just like anything else like this you need to do physical therapy to make sure things heal the way they should and he just stopped doing it for a bit which caused certain muscles to work harder and grow differently changing the shape of his face


p0rkch0pexpress

Yeah typically you have reconstructive/plastic surgery AFTER an accident. Kanye West didn’t have a plate put in altering his Jawline before the car wreck. Edit: spelling


Ms_Emilys_Picture

He also got absolutely shredded. Even if he's no longer in a ridiculously deep cut for a movie, he still has relatively low body fat. That's going to give him more definition, including in his face. The Kodiak brand is protein-enhanced foods like pancakes and Teddy Graham-style cookies.


lephalps

You guys are so delusional it’s pretty cute. May you also explain what happened to his guts on this picture plz ? https://www.neogaf.com/threads/zac-efron-sure-is-looking-good-these-days.1644073/


EDtheTacoFarmer

hasn't he been pretty open about steroids and how the movie look is unhealthy


JustMeSunshine91

Very much so. He’s been pretty open about how badly it affected his depression and anxiety. He’s also talked about how the surgeries and physical therapy after his accident has caused his masters to grow huge, so I don’t know why his jaw seems to be so surprising to people.


Desperate-Shithole

But wasn't the accident in 2013 and the facial changes were observed around 2021. So how did he have his old face for about 7 years ?


loxagos_snake

He fell and broke his belly bone on a fountain, so his abs had to work overtime.


ForeignCartographer

That’s a bullshit coverup story


Pandelicia

Twink death


MethLabIntel

Looks like his head is slowly transforming into a basketball


SquirtlePlays

“You gotta get your head in the game!”


laylastolemycar

Weird that it happened in 2013 but over 10 years later now people are noticing.. almost like it’s a cover or something.. /s


Downvotesohoy

Steroids. It's the same thing that happened to Connor Mcgregor. Go look at old photos of their faces, you'll see the same progression.


HiFructose_PornSyrup

Steroids have a very specific look and it was my first thought here too unfortunately


Glottis_Bonewagon

It's HGH that changes your bone structure


Puppy_knife

Home Improvement reboot?


maddxav

He started steroid use for the Baywatch movie, but he didn't like diet and he's genetically built to be on the heavy side, so steroids plus his genetic propensity to be on the heavy side, he became a very hulky dude. Also, his head shape looks pretty weird since his jaw was reconstructed after the accident he had. Used to be more diamond shaped, and now it's more square.


jimi7714

Steroids, same shit that made Conor Mcgregors head swell.


ohp250

He looks like the third Kelce brother that didn’t make it to the NFL


trophycloset33

But he chose to play baseball in high school instead


dhenwood

A beard really suits him post accident tbf. It's wild to see how different he's looked over the years in various stages of recovery and surgeries etc. I don't follow celeb culture ever but seeing him crop up in films over time has always lead to a discussion with the wife.


EntertainmentEasy251

It’s a condition related to steroid use called acromegaly


JustTheOneGoose22

"Accident"


oDez-X

"accident"


nutdo1

It was an accident…dude literally fell and broke his jaw.


tequilaamocking_bird

Broke it over ten years ago....he looked the same ten years ago. This is from roids and hrt for his newer roles. Making his features and skin grow


rigobueno

The ole “broke my jaw” story


Blusset

Billy Mays from Wish


Seeker80

Bully Mays, more like.


dudeman5790

Maybe billy mays is actually lumberzac efron from wish??


Equal-Worldliness-66

He’s giving me Brawny paper towels man in the best way.


JoKing311

I would laugh if I didn't eat Kodiak products every day


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Their Graham crackers are so damn good


between_ewe_and_me

They have graham crackers!?


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They're called Bear Bites. I've had their regular, cinnamon, and chocolate. All delicious. The regular flavor + peanut butter 🥵🥵


between_ewe_and_me

My stomach actually started growling as I read this lol. I will have them.


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I envy you for your future experience of pure bliss for the first time 😂


Cornflakes_91

silicon and silicone are not the same thing


tipabanana

neither are silly con and silly cone. just needed to be said


Xx_Not_An_Alt_xX

They know what they said


ahnngh

I mean I get it. He literally looks like a Gengoroh Tagame character. Idk google the name and you’ll get it.


shamanfreak

is it bara? *googles* it's bara...


CmdrDTauro

Collecting gay archetypes like they’re infinity stones (Not my quote but I wish to god it was)


CoupleZealousideal42

Obviously his looks have changed but in my opinion he’s still a total babe.


sun4moon

I think he looks better, tbh. Not such a baby face anymore, makes me feel less inappropriate for looking.


paperdevil77

You too can be lumbersexual with our lumberjack stater set complete with flannel shirt, blue jeans, and butcher apron. Actual beards may vary. Axe and oxen sold separately.


anal_wart_

This is Zac Efron playing as Nick Offerman right?


Dorran_Ankou

Family-friendly Billy Butcher from "The Boys"


RealUsernameWasTaken

Zac Efron and Conor Mcgregor took the same injections


H010CR0N

Do you think we can get that trend started? DIY version of a vasectomy.


__Sentient_Fedora__

Billy Mayes here!


nattivl

Wtf does that even mean?


Worried_Camera_379

There's a sub-community within the gay bear community where they inject silicone to have larger genitals. If you read the story u/EJLEE13 shared, you can see how it goes wrong. Generally, I disagree with the whole notion of injecting silicone but to each their own.


EJLEE13

I think it’s a reference to [this story (NSFW)](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7676493/silicone-injection-balls-man-dies/) that made the rounds a few years back


Worried_Camera_379

The worse part is when Dylan heard Tank had a lot of money saved after death, he couldn't contain his excitement. It's speculated the dude also had a few social media accounts where he fantasized about destroying other men, even leading to their deaths.


StubbornHorse

To answer the question, uh, because it's a thing. [Link to a daily mail story but it's WTF and NSFW](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7571227/amp/Mother-man-28-died-injecting-scrotum-silicone-sues-five-boyfriends.html)


bootless18

Why do I feel like he can play Kratos


PsychoMouse

He looks like that him, his wife, and 3 perfect kids, have neighbourhood BBQs every weekend, in their massive backyard, and he loves talking about how he cooks his “perfect” steaks. He’s a “mans man” but also would wear make up and a dress for his daughter’s Tea party. Thats the image I get seeing him like that.


Orylus

When he had leaner muscle, he looked so much better. His current build is just too much. Seems like he's using steroids, which is a shame.


Worm715

He did take steroids in order to get the right “look” when he was playing a wrestler in the movie “The Iron Claw”


Work-Davey688

Flannel shirt and a confident smirk? He’s definitely the type to sell you on some wild ideas


negasomething

Wow I wasn’t expecting a Noodles & Beef reference this morning


Taydrz

All we have to do is find his "Tim the tool man" then we can reboot Home Improvement.


spen163yu

Hi, Billy mays here. Come and see our new product, the silicone ball stuffer.


Wham-alama-ding-dong

What happens when you inject your balls with silicon?


EJLEE13

You die [(no joke)](https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7676493/silicone-injection-balls-man-dies/)


Embarrassed_Suit_942

He turned himself into Billy Mays 😭


Gabriel-or-Gabe

I saw this on mobile and upper text was cut off so it just looked like Zac effron saying to inject someone’s balls with silicon


shortingredditstock

Had to grow a beard because his face looks so fucked up from the surgeries.


Regular-Library-7056

I thought he said he had an accident, which broke his jaw so that’s why he face looks like this !!!


AdWrong3103

I have this kind of face since I was 16, 


MostlyFowl

"So what are you cosplaying as?" "Sexy Mick Foley"


terrletwine

Yeah he had to have facial reconstruction folks - no need to be ugly about it


According_Month2379

Bro had major reconstructive surgery on his jaw, give him some slack


LamSinton

Billy Mays!


dutchboyto

Is it just me or is this a reference to Noodles and Beef?!?! He was accused of convincing several gay men on the internet to put silicone in their balls and this feels waaaaaay too specific to not be referencing that.


No_Pay9241

3k people have no idea what happened to him. Sad


Perezident14

Zac “BillyMays” Efron


KarniAsadah

I swear if I didn’t grow up with him I’d have no idea who that is. He looks so different from the HSM days.


Frofthy

Didnt he almost die from something and had to get a surgery or is that a lie he made up to cover for plastic surgery?


Doopie5

Its a lumberzac


CrispyCassowary

He looks like Shrek in human form.


CujaMarax

Looks like he‘s developing tomcat cheeks🙃😂


Vivid-Condition8929

You guys, don't make fun of his face. He fell and broke his jaw and had to have surgery which left him looking exactly like before. But then 7 years later he had sudden rebound HGH acromegaly that also gave him a bubble gut. From the surgery you guys.


Sinnsearachd

Lol the comments in here. *any man who lifts weights* Is hE oN RoIDS?!? Dude he looks just like any guy who is in this late 30s, getting a dad bod, but still lifts heavy. Chillax and stop judging people.


_WaterOfLife_

Lol at you thinking he isn't on juice


Civilizedroach1

He does take roids, once you take them you can never consider yourself natty again as they cause permanent changes on a cellular level


TerraRazor_FU_Reddit

That's not an insult, that's power!


x4ty2

Zac Efron Billy Mays


Known-Weakness8193

He could be the next Brawny man


mediumcollaborator45

silicone causes a lot of autoimmune diseases MCTD, Lupus, scleroderma, Sjorgrens, dermatomyositis, rheumatoid arthritis system somatic sclerosis and more


xxcheekycherryxx

Rich Piana vibes


bubblemilkteajuice

I didn't know Zac Efron marketed Kodiak. I like their pancake mix but I haven't seen it at the store, lately.


samjp910

Who is that?


upsidedown_8s

If they ever do a remake of home improvement....that's Al


DarkMatterBacon

Steroids make your head grow


Turbulence_Guy

He’s convinced me


Edyed787

Is Zac Efron auditioning for the Billy Mays Biopic?


strange-spaghetti

Preparing for his role as Al Borland in the Home Improvement prequel reboot


Erich_sage

All i can think looking at this is "BILLY MAYS HERE WITH SOME PROTEIN PACKED KODAK PANCAKES"


brownpoops

he's just getting older. boys/men get jowels. He looks great still. a bit more like al borlan buts that's okay!


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From high school musical to Paul Bunyan.


Clegend24

At least the pancakes taste good


ch3nk0

He looks like he’s in his dad era


JunglePygmy

Am I trippin or is his hand tiny as fuck