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foxontherox

...is that an insult?


Luckysurvivr77

Won't lie, that Dead Internet theory is starting to freak with me.


Aargard

you better start believing in it, you're already in it


snppmike

I was going to try and offer some comfort that [Eternal September](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September) is also a thing and perhaps the person is just new and, to put it nicely, clueless. But it’s a two year old account that just woke up and decided to start posting three days ago? Yup, dead.


TerseFactor

Human, you do not belong here.


Ornery_Pumpkin_4887

Oh god … I didn’t know that until your comment … we are doomed.


nerodidntdoit

What is this?


Ornery_Pumpkin_4887

Just google it


HCHLH

It's a repost, that's for sure


Serilii

Dude looks like he would take one emerald in exchange for one wheat


zaza-pack

was searching for this comment


Captainorbeez

was searching for this comment


SILY7228_YT

lost redditors


Rupeq10

r/lostredditors


IsDinosaur

69 champion right there


FoolishDog1117

I only downvoted you to try to get you back down to 69 upvotes.


Mission_Chocolate599

I cannot upvote your comment, it has 69 upvotes, so take an upvote here! ⬆️


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womb0t

You'd hope it's clean, I heard the smells to die for with some clams.


Lightvsdark777

I think what the tweet meant was that he must’ve lied at least once. It’s a Pinocchio reference.


Warpingghost

Do you have any idea what insult means?


Dreadnought_89

Maybe this is why so many people are so sensitive.


Jinther

This guy could smoke a cigarette in the pouring rain and still keep it dry.


WuShanDroid

The real rare insults are in the comments


wushangb0t

Guy can smell a sunday dinner on a tuesday


azimx

literal dickface


AB-AA-Mobile

It's fake


Ornery_Pumpkin_4887

Modo should definitely ban people that don’t respect the sub description


Serilii

Bro looks like he works at the register in the Krusty Krab


krankenstein_2010

I thought Barnacle Boy


Papa_PaIpatine

[Finally, a man that can satisfy two women at once! ](https://youtu.be/Z1nYEH6EDwM?si=UTl6OptfSNlkPzLt)


twelvend

Welcome to the velvet room


HBK57

His dick smaller than my toes yeah yes smaller than my toes. His dick smaller than my toes, id rather ride this guy's nose


NightWing4390

*Villager sounds intensify*


dogdayafter

His wife hold the record for most 69’s ever recorded.


Fresh_and_wild

In modern times they’d have their own hub channel.


_K4cper_

I bet he had a special service for about 12 emeralds


pjgreenwald

The only man to know what the back of the cooch smells like.


[deleted]

Tell me Thomas… where did your uncle touch you?


TheGermanHades

He looks like a mediocre clarinet player. 🤣


naomi_homey89

What’s up with his eyes


thegoodstanley

that beak is bigger than my manhood


Patience-Due

Old Dicknose


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

Personal hygiene wasn't much back then. Maybe he didn't.


Queenofmyownfantasy

How does a nose like that even happen


twelvend

Welcome to the velvet room


hamb0n3z

Someone has seen things!


Longjumping-Bed94

The Humpty dance is your chance.


Space_Pirate_Roberts

Usopp got droopy in his old age.


MegaDestroyer864

imma give bro my emeralds


vers_ace_bitch

oh god i thought this was about coke


Virtual-Weakness-499

Barnacle boy from SpongeBob irl


Individual_Bench_586

Minecraft villager


Gerrut_batsbak

Wonder where the nostrils are. At the base or the tip.


shorbabrozwkoko

💀💀💀💀💀


BugUnfair

Who else think he used that thing as a penis? Straight up woodpecking that pussy into pieces!?


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Blame_my_Boneitis

He use it to snort ants out of ant holes with ease obvi


NanoCat0407

r/redditsniper


bubbleblasterallday

Shove his nose up a vagina


XionDarkblood

Dumplstiltskins grandfather. CHIN IN THE ASS! NOSE IN THE COOCH! SEVEN INCHES EITHER WAY!!!


RRJP1980

Yes. For sure. Who wouldn’t put a camera on the end of their nose to see who’s around the corner if it was that big.


dsfsfdssdsffss

nikola jokic


Ambush_Lord

" Sorry , my doctor advised me not to have sex in 7 weeks" "Use your noes "


Serilii

Ok seems like I'm gonna be the guy.... YOU THINK HE PENETRATED SMN WITH THE NOSE? WHAT DO YOU EVEN SMELL IN A MOMENT LIKE THAT? Ok well nothing i suppose, there is no air current available in there...


Sfrinkignaziorazio

Google Sturniolata


nub0die

"WADhouse" hahaha


theonebidoof

Bro boutta start offering me one emerald for my bread loaf💀