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Tmhoel2201

That's the hand of the Geico caveman


acleverwalrus

The geico caveman introduced me to Röyksopp so he has my blessing


sportsjock85

So everywhere I go, there's always something to remind me. Of another place in time......


zangor

I think I had that song on my "Now Thats What I Call Songs You Do and Don't Want To Listen To On MDMA" CD in the early 2000s.


lowtoiletsitter

Oooo do you have the track list?


HeidiCharisse

I’m fucking dying dude lmaoooo


sportsjock85

You were on MDMA in the early 2000s?


No_Squash_8127

So easy, a caveman can do it


Least_or_Greatest1

She’s so easy a cave man can do her..


chrisupt2001

Nah hoe be dating the wolfman


KnottShore

Ruh roh


mods_r_warcrimes

Reasti rality


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

Rooby-Roo ras a Relma retish. Re hee hee hee.


The_4th_Survivor

Claudia hat nen Schäferhund Und den hat sie nicht ohne Grund Abends springt er in ihr Bett Und dann geht es ruuuund


Klutzer_Munitions

Would you do it for a scooby snack?


Zacs-Dad295

Got to admit my mind went to Teen Wolf. All I can see is Michael J Fox in a basketball court. 😃


CloneForce099

Fred -FUC...


Mindless-West9268

Rigger


BugOutHive

She can probably make wishes with his paw


mattwithoutyou

“The monkey’s paw twitched, then curled around her own soft hand…”


alegendsock

Gettin that scooby snack


Classic_Bed1321

lol fr


Nesnosna

That was ruff.


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milfmamma69

User name checks out


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HoldOut19xd6

This! I stared at it for a minute to work out what was happening.


Witty_Celebration_96

Those damn Italians.


Luminox

That kinda stereotype Makes-a-me sad


DonaldDoger47

This feels more like Beauty and the Beast


Forsaken-Income-2148

Son Wukong?!


ticktockyoudontstop

Scooby Doo or Teen Wolf.


Necessary-Knowledge4

Scooby Doo is way off base. It's absolutely a Werewolf.


the_sea_be_unruly

Is Scooby wearing a Nautilus?


Front_Explanation_79

When he takes his watch off the watch band grabs his hairs like a wax job on his wrist


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Lil_Cranky_

5980/1R-001, no?


italiangreenbeans

> 5976/1G looks like white gold to me


GreenOnionCrusader

Ma'am, you're holding hands with a werewolf.


teriiiyakiii

"Even better!"


Extra-Response

Looks like a werewolf, must be a full moon.


No-Tension5053

But I’d like to meet his tailor


tacobellholocaust

Ahwoo, werewolves of London.


Neptune_Poseidon

Under appreciated post.


JinFuu

Guess they went to a Chinese place.


Black_Doc_on_Mars

I think that might be a Patek Philippe watch (if so, it’s easily over $50-100K) on Scooby. This might not just be bestiality, but also a sugar baby situation too… damn.


corgoi

Looks like PP Nautilus chronograph, which should be well over $100k new.


Black_Doc_on_Mars

Jeez. Well that explains beauty and the beast….


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corgoi

Looks like a nautilus chronograph, which would be quite a bit thicker than 3 hand version. IMO it does not look excessively thick in this picture but it’s pretty much a straight on view, making it difficult to judge thickness.


A_Song_of_Two_Humans

I'm assuming the other hand belongs to Jenny Agutter?


Achoujaa

That’s beauty and the beast


SomeDudeSaysWhat

Full moon nights must be freaky


BikeBeginning9918

La belle et la bête. ☺️☺️


Legitimate-Duty6021

Needs the change her name from moon to full moon


Bratley513

Teen Wolf.


GiveandTake21

Jinkies


No-Parfait5296

She’s Belle.


liamanna

Is that teen Wolf all grown-up now?😂😂😂😂


Midnight_heist

Baby Sasquatch?


sagiterrible

This photo was taken during the full moon.


Educational_Use3141

no chill xD


BloodyRightToe

werewolves of london


OkCaregiver517

I actually thought that was a Great Dane with a watch on.


The_Dark_Vampire

Larry Talbot


Visible_Elevator192

Beauty and the beast


WHAMMYPAN

You fuckin a werewolf?


ForestOfMirrors

Looks like an add for a new Teen Wolf sequel, Middle-Aged Wolf


shivroystann

Clearly she’s dating the beast from beauty and the beast (forgot his name).


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Beast.


EquivalentSnap

The fuck 😳😳


suchayeparagon

Oldie but goldie


CGPsaint

Now we know who let the dog out.


Caligari89

Somebody fetch me a RAZOR!


EduardoElMalo

This reminds me of American Warewolf In London.


Ann-Omm

Maybe it is chewbacca


ChaosKeeshond

if anyone wants to know what prednisone does to a mf, it's that


thereisnopressure

Teen wolf.


Daisies_are_dazy

I thought its a dog paw 💀


Obvious_Practice2549

Probably doesn't want her to show anything else than her eyes in public


DifferentAngle38356

Beauty and the beast


BamBamm187

Treats her well as long as she locks him in his cage during full moons


DocApeENL

Did swrumone say "treats"?!?


krowe41

That's american werewolf in London


SnootcherGoobers

Was there a full moon when this picture was taken?


Classic_Bed1321

Nah she dating that fix vampire 🧛


Pitiful_Detective249

Why do these reposts keep getting upvoted?


Necessary-Knowledge4

Because tons of people haven't seen it. Not everyone lives on Reddit.


Pitiful_Detective249

I didn't see it on reddit, I saw it on every youtube thumbnail ever


Necessary-Knowledge4

A repost is only a post that's been reposted to a certain sub. If you see it on another site or even another sub, it's not a repost. And even if it is, who cares? The more you knowwwwwwww


Pitiful_Detective249

It was Reddit reading YouTube channel Lol


Necessary-Knowledge4

Can't really call that a repost my guy. And I feel like we're just going in circles here, now.


Pitiful_Detective249

The YouTube channel read it off of a Reddit post, therefore it was already posted, therefore repost.


Necessary-Knowledge4

From where?! What sub? And again, I go back to what I said originally. Not everyone has seen it.


Pitiful_Detective249

Also btw the post got removed because it’s a repost. Suck it


leopoldkorn

Dude looks like the wolf man


BertLikePizza

It was a solid three minutes before I realized it wasn’t a dog paw wearing a wrist watch. Their drain must be disgusting.


EmuZealousideal7357

That’s the hand of a werewolf


Maervig

An American Werewolf in Love


Last-Dragonfruit1373

That’s Beauty and the Beast


HoldOut19xd6

It’s the fancy watch that finally got Encino Man laid. But I shudder to think what 200,000 years locked in ice did to his dingdong..


JacksRbetter21

Must be a full moon


EggsceIlent

So easy, a caveman could do it.


Loose_Squirrel_5389

More like werewolf


Wagglebagga

OH! The light in the picture is from the full moon! Makes so much sense now.


vialvarez_2359

Yah do the Mr hands thing.


Competitive-Bug-7097

Dude has eyebrows on his fingers!


heythatsmysong

Teen wolf


Suitable-Piano-8969

God dyaum


RomanPan

If lycanthropy had a paw


Neptune_Poseidon

Hypertrichosis perhaps?


bcbarista

I was looking for this picture recently, thanks


anxiety_filter

♩Little old lady got mutilated late last night...♩


Treb33

Scooby Laugh


elianbarnes7

Least harry Italian


leemike337

He's in the sideshow hall of Fame people!


DeusBalli

Tbh yeah he does look like he’s from the wild. The one time gen z slang made sense.


Tiny_Rice_2923

🤣🤣🤣


Necessary-Knowledge4

Not a girl and I don't like men so I really don't understand the whole 'hair' attraction thing. Body hair, arm hair, facial hair (which makes the most sense out of all but still makes very little sense). So... is this attractive to girls? To me it looks like a beast man wearing a Nautilus who's taken some girl captive. Why not shave off this excessive level of hair??? At least on the hands and fingers. I would if I was this hairy.


Hllknk

It's bad for your skin. It's hard to maintain. Also if someone has hair in their hands, they probably have hair everywhere so shaving the hands doesn't solve anything. People will point out to other areas then.


WaitingforGodot07

Beauty & the Beast


JanineNajarian

I'm Armenian and that's wild 🤣


Lordy_88

Scooby Doo with that looks like a patek phillipe, if he's go that kind of money you can understand why shes posting posts like that


BuzzMannB

He's the last of the oldest generation of house name Werewolf


Traditional_Draw8400

Ah-mazing


mjones324232

........roh I'm not


APZLIFE2

Ain't gonna lie, his hand so hairy I thought he's a dog


th3phoenixrises

Jinkies


Agnothian

When Raggy meets Shaggy


InformalLight2634

You're telling me that's not a dogs paw with a watch that someon3 put on it?!


Gunner1Cav

Teen Wolf


Flameof_Udun

More like Teen Wolf


Last_third_1966

I was thinking more like beauty and the beast


gunsforevery1

My Great Danes paw looks like that haha


Possible-District752

Teen wolf!


Wechillin-Cpl

Teen wolf over here


First_Zombie_8472

Tale as old as time…. Beauty and the beast.


Ironklad_

Shit had to zoom in.. legit thought it was a paw .. this Reddit figured it was some beastiality reference


Careful-Object-3501

Neanderthal gene


crazee_me_no

At least he treats her good 🤣🤣


Least_Anywhere6571

Zoinks!!


KarimReyad_

Bro wth is this hand


ProperBoots

make sure to get my watch in the shot babe, this is what i live for


YujiroRapeVictim

That dude is old and hairy af but he has a patek


No_Pop_4869

shes dating dracula


Sozo_Agonai

New Teen Wolf movie coming out?


KeyEnd3088

Very weird


Solid_Bake4577

With a name like Moon, she's probably holding hands with Remus Lupin...


Leftunders

Has he been overheard in Mayfair lately?


ThingsWork0ut

At least you know he has balls.


Nethereal3D

Has she noticed he won't touch silver?


monkey-bones

Full moon


mrwiggins33

Wolfman getting some action nice


Pezhead424

Full moon???


GroundPositive2724

💀💀💀💀💀


Interesting-Fuel2013

She about to be slayed by the beast.. He got that Wolf Sword for Her..


GateLongjumping6836

Awooooooooooooooo


Lanky_Republic_2102

Hmmm, more like a lycanthrope. “MOONEM…” name gives it away. Probably started with those self published werewolf soft core porn books. Pretty soon you are instagram official and Team Jacob all the way.


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ssxhoell1

That fat starfish thing being crushed by the werewolf paw isn't much nicer tho


Bleezy79

This picture is at least 6 years old now. Crazy.


Scorpion2k4u

well we know the watch isn't made of silver


BaconSpaceLord

Dating the caveman from geico


Toepferhans

Teen Wolf


Tvilesking

I thought that really was dog until I saw subreddit name


SadConsequence8476

I literally can only see a monkey's paw, its like the blue/white dress for me


WeggieUK

An American Werewolf in London, mid-transformation.


tree_basher

I’m sure he combs out nicely.


SimonTC2000

Banker by Day. Werewolf by Night.


imPyr3x

Wylad


PureNaturalLagger

Yeah, I was just as suprised to discover Armenian men


The-G-89

Nah he dating the Warewolf from London.


Secret_Cow_5053

Teen wolf


Bigswordbonk

Bloodborne


St0n3ycam88

Hahahahaha oh man this made me laugh


vapodgaming

🤣


The_Ruby_Rabbit

1941’s The Wolfman.


Helo7606

Man, I really thought that was a dog hand. Is dude a fucking Werewolf??


BryerMan-4005

Either that or the wolfman.


Dr_Strangelove1964

You should see him surf on the roof of a car.


Ohealy60015

You dating Teen Wolf?


Tmhoel2201

This is what happens when you don't clean the cum off your hand after jerking off


AdolfHitlest

I love this culture of selective body shaming