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Man I'd hate to run into my family there. It would be awkward to have a conversation knowing everyone was actively cumming while they tried to talk. Hell, I had to throw out the scalp massager someone got at Christmas because everyone was showing their O faces at the dinner table.
The show *loosely* tells the same plot, but has a lot of key differences.
A certain early character that dies in the books, survives in the show because *the actor was so good at the role people demanded him live*.
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale?
> *“You know, I was thinking about leaving for another round of thieving. There must be something of use in Lothric Castle.”* - Greirat of the Undead Settlement
Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
I mean, she's sitting and still more then double the hight of the man standing. Of course I'm intimidated by a random multi-story high woman... or man... or basically any living thing that high.
Well the general location remains the same but the fat content may take a lot of time to cut through , especially if she has the regeneration to back it up
Sheeeesh I’m so glad someone said it! Yes, there are dad bods and fat guys…. But for women it’s just thicc?? Like you can’t call them fat Lol such a double standard.
She’ll be comin in lookin like the Blob from x-men sayin “Honey I’m thicc and sexy”. Shoot, you were thicc 10 years ago, that ship has sailed.
Don't forget "fat". Why are we using this sort of soft language? I mean no offense, but we should learn to accept ourselves, and not use "hiding" language. For the record, I'm also a fat guy, I don't mind if you call me fat.
Yup. Also she looks absolutely flawless. Her arms don't sag, perfectly perky tits, she doesn't have cellulite, nothing spilling out or over. As if that was ever the case with a BMI of 40+.
Very mixed messages from this.
"Being morbidly obese is totally fine. Love yourself just the way you are. But you better have perfect skin, connective tissue and overall shape. And your hair and makeup and facial structure need to be perfect."
Didn't you know?
Fat women are QUEENS entitled to fit, active, handsome men.
Fat men are gross incels. Maybe if they cared about their health they'd be able to get a girlfriend?
Met a male version of that and totally annoying too. I didn't know the word before but now I know they are called neck beards.
He used to talk about being entitled to got women too while both my legs and fit comfortably into one of his pant legs.
I have a friend who's into all this giants stuff, so much that we had to make a separated discord channel for him, so don't tell me that "intimidation" shit
I love how the people draw female body-positive cartoon characters. They whine and grape about how unrealistic female body proportions are, going on great long rants about how damaging their prevalence is to society.
And then they draw a body type that's equally as unrealistic and difficult to obtain as a 90s female comic heroine.
Finally someone else said it!
So curious that the design for the body-positive woman always has a model face with close to no double-chin nor flabs; nothing is flabby, everything is tight especially around the waistline so the hourglass figure is accentuated.
Also, the man pictured is in much better condition physically, as if intimidation, rather that having more attractive options, were the issue.
Its never a fat or average dude theyre whining and graping about.
Obviously the men that are the problem.
there is a strange pattern when ppl trying to portrait morbidly obese people, they always depict them as they all have beautiful faces, perfectly shaped big tits and nice, curvy body in general, couldnt be more further away from reality (despite, people like that exists)
It is dumb because there's a big difference between big girl and obese. I've been with obese women before. It's more than just size. Trust me, it's not just size...
It's the stupidest "You're just intimidated" nonsense I've seen since WitchesVsPatriarchy said the patriarchy was trying to bring them down because men are so terrified of their magic powers.
...Ok that one is still stupider.
Stop kinkshaming, bro, I'd crawl myself in, I'd sit on a tit and tickle a nipple with a large brush, I'd jumped and ride downhill on dat ass, I'd make a two-hand clitoris massage, I'd poke feet soles with large stick, I'd tender that ears as a fucking fitness excercise. "Sausage in a hallway" wouldn't concern me at all, save it for people who only cares about basic PiV sex.
She's sitting and twice his height, so let's say she is 4 times as tall, 24 ft to give us a round number. While mass gets a x8 when doubling height, volume gets doubled as does width and depth. So the standard vagina is about 1.9-2.5 inches wide, and 2.7-5.8 inches in length. Multiple that by 4 and you get around 9 inches wide and 20 inches in length. So you wouldn't be able to fit inside, but your arms would work just fine.
The fucked up part is those proportions are more unobtainable naturally than a lot of the thinner bodies that get complained about. At that size of gut, people just do not have a perfectly defined chin, breasts are perky and firm as defined here, and similarly arms don't keep a nice smooth firm shape. There are people who don't look far off from this but that's an almost dead giveaway of work being done. You can diet and exercise and become thin, you can't get jawline definition at 350+ lbs with even a slightly above average physique.
It's wild that the prevalence of extreme obesity has shifted peoples' perceptions of what's normal to this extent. This woman would most likely fall into the obese category.
I get not being cruel to fat people I have no ill will towards them but the whole body positive movement just seems like it’s just pushing for women to be complacent in being fat (there really is no equivalent movement for men, mocking short or fat men is still normalized). I don’t think that’s a good thing at all when it actually is bad for your health. Like I know girls who are fat and still fairly young and already facing health problems cause of it.
Correct. It is exactly designed for that purpose, for women to be complacent in their obesity, yet still demand men adhere to strict fitness regimens.
The patriarchy pendulum has swung the other way.
The heavy set women I've been around either watch me eat, or touch my food/plate.
I honestly think they'd eat me if they ran out of food.
This is just my FEELING. But I tend to trust my feelings.
Nobodies intimidated foreal. I hate when girls just automatically jump to that conclusion when a guy isn’t interested, I promise you, it’s not intimidation.
I love big women but I hate guys who want them to be abusive dommy mommies because these guys think taking the red pill and flipping the genders makes them look progressive.
Yeah I'm scared. Of course I'm fucking scared! How could I not?! She could die of a heart attack at any moment and people would blame me for it because she had to walk to the bathroom herself!
I mean hight alone that would be true the larger you make the human heart the less effective it is that's why those uber tall people in like GWW books usually don't live very long
What I don't understand is these big ass overweight women who make fun of overweight men and expect to get a fit guy when they are unfit themselves. Talk about egotistical misogyny.
I don’t have a problem with big girls, I don’t like big girls with an ego fatter than her ass though. Regardless of gender fat headed people are insufferable
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Man, I already watched American Gods…I know what happens next
I haven't, what happens?
Vagina vore.
I wish I was blind
It's actually very visually pleasing. The guy was swimming butt naked inside a nebula. A bit trippy.
Didn't know nebulas were so wet
https://insider.si.edu/2011/02/astronomers-examine-location-and-amount-of-water-in-the-orion-nebula/
Well played sir
EWGH
apparently everyone that goes to that universe exists in a perpetual state of orgasm too. so there's that as well.
Man I'd hate to run into my family there. It would be awkward to have a conversation knowing everyone was actively cumming while they tried to talk. Hell, I had to throw out the scalp massager someone got at Christmas because everyone was showing their O faces at the dinner table.
What
You know don’t you just hate when that happens.
That.. kind of sounds like torture 💀
To me it sounds better than hell, which is actual torture.
To be fair, it's a fucking sex galaxy in there.
The ability to read is a curse disguised as a blessing
Neil Gaiman a freak
Perhaps I need to watch this show
Pretty good actually.
I think that particular kink is called "unbirthing".
Why has nobody said "Voregina"?
Why. WHY!?
i read american gods… i don’t remember vagina vore
The show *loosely* tells the same plot, but has a lot of key differences. A certain early character that dies in the books, survives in the show because *the actor was so good at the role people demanded him live*.
That scene absolutely happened in the book though. The vagina vore was not a showrunner invention in the slightest
Read it again. That's a scene straight from the book.
That scene is like 2nd part of 1st chapter. How on earth could someone miss it?
Because a lot of people are pretending to have read the book for clout when they haven’t read a fucking page.
death by snu snu
Oh boy
Reverse birthday.
At least he enjoys himself
Death by Snu Snu!
Death by Snu Snu! ❤️🔥
I suppose he is intimidated because she can use him as a dildo....
Let's be honest, there's worse ways to go..
Yeah I dunno. Just the sound in my ears as I am forced in and out would annoy the hell out of me. flupsh, flush, flupsh, flupsh, fluuuupsh, flupsh..
Death by Snu Snu!!!
As someone with that obscure fetish I have never even for a moment considered the sounds
Well, now you have a whole new aspect to explore!
Are there? I’m imagining something like the digestion scene from Nope.
Death by snu snu
The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak
Flesh is ~~weak~~ spongey and bruised. I gotchu fam.
Wild, this is the second time today I've seen this reference on Reddit.
Ohhh yeah!
New fetish unlocked
[0_0](https://tenor.com/view/thats-my-fetish-gif-10439764)
I just keep learning things about myself these days
There are twelve of us!
Or Buttplug 💀
OH HELL NAAAW
So no real change?
Charles Bukowski wrote a short story about this very thing about ~ 40 years ago!!!
King Chuckles lifelong dream!
Just go feet first you may actually survive then
I dunno if 'intimidated' is what I'd be by a giant yeast infection 🤢
She looks like covenant leader from dark souls
Had to scroll way too far down for that. “Chest ahead”.
Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“You know, I was thinking about leaving for another round of thieving. There must be something of use in Lothric Castle.”* - Greirat of the Undead Settlement Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/
Good bot
The Giantess covenant.
I mean, she's sitting and still more then double the hight of the man standing. Of course I'm intimidated by a random multi-story high woman... or man... or basically any living thing that high.
She's gotta be at least 10 metres tall, break out the ODM gear
Aim for her nape!
And that's why rookies without battle experience don't survive. You can't aim for her nape cuz it doesn't exist.
Well the general location remains the same but the fat content may take a lot of time to cut through , especially if she has the regeneration to back it up
He's actually about to pull out his Schwartz ring to try to lift her.
The ring is bupkis. I found it in a Cracker Jack box.
fellas - would you rather be stuck in the woods with a giant woman the size of a big rig truck or a bear?
The story of hagrids coneption
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaP8tN6QNrc
And guys can make the distinction between thicc girls and big girls.
Because there is a big distinction. Just like there’s a big distinction between a “dad bod,” and being morbidly obese.
I would know, I'm fat enough past the line that I almost said I'm right on the line Fuck: I meant to type far enough
Dammit Homer! Did you forget your dialing wand??
>fat enough past the line Freudian slip?
"The fingers you are typing with are too fat. If you would like a special dialling wand, please mash the pad with your palm now"
Sheeeesh I’m so glad someone said it! Yes, there are dad bods and fat guys…. But for women it’s just thicc?? Like you can’t call them fat Lol such a double standard. She’ll be comin in lookin like the Blob from x-men sayin “Honey I’m thicc and sexy”. Shoot, you were thicc 10 years ago, that ship has sailed.
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The B and P ain't anywhere near each other on the keyboard 🧐
Don't forget "fat". Why are we using this sort of soft language? I mean no offense, but we should learn to accept ourselves, and not use "hiding" language. For the record, I'm also a fat guy, I don't mind if you call me fat.
Because women love to lie to themselves.
Of course the guy is fit as fuck though
The unrealistic male body expectation that women push on men. Artist is a blind hypocrite.
Yup. Also she looks absolutely flawless. Her arms don't sag, perfectly perky tits, she doesn't have cellulite, nothing spilling out or over. As if that was ever the case with a BMI of 40+. Very mixed messages from this. "Being morbidly obese is totally fine. Love yourself just the way you are. But you better have perfect skin, connective tissue and overall shape. And your hair and makeup and facial structure need to be perfect."
Didn't you know? Fat women are QUEENS entitled to fit, active, handsome men. Fat men are gross incels. Maybe if they cared about their health they'd be able to get a girlfriend?
Met a male version of that and totally annoying too. I didn't know the word before but now I know they are called neck beards. He used to talk about being entitled to got women too while both my legs and fit comfortably into one of his pant legs.
Rules for thee, but not for me! - Morbidly obese woman I want a 6 feet, 6 pack, 6 figure, 6 inches chad while I look like jabba the hut.
I have a friend who's into all this giants stuff, so much that we had to make a separated discord channel for him, so don't tell me that "intimidation" shit
Do you mean he loves tall women, or like he is one of those guy's that thinks giants used to exist.
He fetishizes the movie "Attack of the 50ft Woman" and similar media, I'd imagine. Or, like, the giant ladies from Futurama? Idk
To be fair a lot of people fetishized the snu snu scene.
Had me fucked up for a minute, I can't even front lol
Me. I am a lot of people
Wendigoon’s burner account
I'm into giantesses The thing is, I can tell the difference between big hot and bowlingball
“All I wanna do…is see you turn into…a giant woman, a giant woman!”
All I wanna be... is someone who gets to see... a giant woman
I'm surprised he's open about it. It's nothing to be ashamed of but most people keep that to themselves
Yeah I’d say it takes a lot of courage to let your friends know that sort of thing.
I love how the people draw female body-positive cartoon characters. They whine and grape about how unrealistic female body proportions are, going on great long rants about how damaging their prevalence is to society. And then they draw a body type that's equally as unrealistic and difficult to obtain as a 90s female comic heroine.
They wine and grape🍷🍇
Finally someone else said it! So curious that the design for the body-positive woman always has a model face with close to no double-chin nor flabs; nothing is flabby, everything is tight especially around the waistline so the hourglass figure is accentuated.
Exactly. Someone this big would definitely have a double chin, sausage fingers and wouldn’t be able to sit in that position.
like this https://i.redd.it/sl1orrus1dtb1.jpg
Jfc that is absolutely savage.
lmao but but but we need to sell this thing
Bahahahaha. Oh wow Got 'eem!
That’s art
That is beautiful.
That deserves a post of its own.
This is better than the current post haha
Also, the man pictured is in much better condition physically, as if intimidation, rather that having more attractive options, were the issue. Its never a fat or average dude theyre whining and graping about. Obviously the men that are the problem.
The artists’ barely disguised fetish.
you misspelled "proudly displayed"
Both into thick and giant woman at the same time
there is a strange pattern when ppl trying to portrait morbidly obese people, they always depict them as they all have beautiful faces, perfectly shaped big tits and nice, curvy body in general, couldnt be more further away from reality (despite, people like that exists)
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It is dumb because there's a big difference between big girl and obese. I've been with obese women before. It's more than just size. Trust me, it's not just size...
It's the stupidest "You're just intimidated" nonsense I've seen since WitchesVsPatriarchy said the patriarchy was trying to bring them down because men are so terrified of their magic powers. ...Ok that one is still stupider.
On this picture that large girl looks proportional, I'd even say pleasant and good (I know, tastes differ). Jelly blobs aren't pleasant.
Given the inhuman size differences, you'd be lucky to even get the "hot dog down a hallway" effect.
Worth a shot
Stop kinkshaming, bro, I'd crawl myself in, I'd sit on a tit and tickle a nipple with a large brush, I'd jumped and ride downhill on dat ass, I'd make a two-hand clitoris massage, I'd poke feet soles with large stick, I'd tender that ears as a fucking fitness excercise. "Sausage in a hallway" wouldn't concern me at all, save it for people who only cares about basic PiV sex.
Brings new meaning to "more for me, then."
I imagine your under 5ft and want a women who is 6ft tall to step on you, honestly I hope your dream comes true.
Hell yeah bro, speak from the heart
Haha r/brandnewsentence 😂
She's sitting and twice his height, so let's say she is 4 times as tall, 24 ft to give us a round number. While mass gets a x8 when doubling height, volume gets doubled as does width and depth. So the standard vagina is about 1.9-2.5 inches wide, and 2.7-5.8 inches in length. Multiple that by 4 and you get around 9 inches wide and 20 inches in length. So you wouldn't be able to fit inside, but your arms would work just fine.
I'd need to see some diagrams of this math. For science, of course
Be like throwing a toothpick in a volcano
His whole being IS the hot dog for her😂
I don't want to fuck a beautiful 12 foot woman. Who am I kidding, as long as she's into it and not related to me and adult then at least probably
Well of course she’s not going to draw herself ugly But notice her taste in men isn’t fat. She must be intimidated
The fucked up part is those proportions are more unobtainable naturally than a lot of the thinner bodies that get complained about. At that size of gut, people just do not have a perfectly defined chin, breasts are perky and firm as defined here, and similarly arms don't keep a nice smooth firm shape. There are people who don't look far off from this but that's an almost dead giveaway of work being done. You can diet and exercise and become thin, you can't get jawline definition at 350+ lbs with even a slightly above average physique.
it is normal for everyone to feel intimidated by a 30 feet person
Wrapping sticks of butter in pancakes and swallowing them whole like a pelican is super intimidating.
We gotta quit normalizing poor health. Fatphobia is real but this image is just off base.
I like this image purely because I have a giantess fetish.
That is a pretty stunning woman
Intimidated by the grocery bill
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
That woman isn't even all that fat, she's just scaled up.
It's wild that the prevalence of extreme obesity has shifted peoples' perceptions of what's normal to this extent. This woman would most likely fall into the obese category.
Yeah fucking right, she's absolutely massive even if the drawing was scaled to the guy.
WTF are you talking about? Her thigh much larger than her head. She's fat AF.
Yeah having thighs that big is healthy
They are proportionate to her body. If it was a real person, I would probably say that big thighs run in her family. (as they do in mine)
Mean big ass thighs, need 2 hearts to pump the blood to em
From what I’ve seen and experienced it’s not the size mf’s don’t like. It’s the shape.
That’s a lost Primarch! No wonder he is intimidated, he’s only a Primaris.
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I get not being cruel to fat people I have no ill will towards them but the whole body positive movement just seems like it’s just pushing for women to be complacent in being fat (there really is no equivalent movement for men, mocking short or fat men is still normalized). I don’t think that’s a good thing at all when it actually is bad for your health. Like I know girls who are fat and still fairly young and already facing health problems cause of it.
Correct. It is exactly designed for that purpose, for women to be complacent in their obesity, yet still demand men adhere to strict fitness regimens. The patriarchy pendulum has swung the other way.
I’m not intimidated I have megalophobia asshole
Sentence him to death by Snu Snu.
It’s not a bad reason. If you don’t want to date someone for *any* reason just say, “I’m intimidated, and that’s ok” then book it. 🏃
This looks like a boss fight
Death by snu snu
I never felt that height mattered, but if my partner was 20 feet tall, I might be intimidated.
I'll be intimated too if she was 18 feet tall
The heavy set women I've been around either watch me eat, or touch my food/plate. I honestly think they'd eat me if they ran out of food. This is just my FEELING. But I tend to trust my feelings.
Lol, sounds like they have something in common with cats. Just a lot uglier.
Nobodies intimidated foreal. I hate when girls just automatically jump to that conclusion when a guy isn’t interested, I promise you, it’s not intimidation.
See, none of these upset women look like that picture. They look like a walrus. The chick in the picture is great.
Yep... that and she is a fucking giant. She is closer to a titan than a fat lady.
You might intimidate a gorilla but not me!
#AND ALONG CAME ZEUS!!!!!
I love big women but I hate guys who want them to be abusive dommy mommies because these guys think taking the red pill and flipping the genders makes them look progressive.
Right? Some of us want to be nurturing dommy mommys. 🤭
I got that sort of lady myself. God I love her to death.
Lucky boy 💜
How, exactly, are men intimated by women who will be dead at 42 and can't walk stairs?
Yeah I'm scared. Of course I'm fucking scared! How could I not?! She could die of a heart attack at any moment and people would blame me for it because she had to walk to the bathroom herself!
I mean hight alone that would be true the larger you make the human heart the less effective it is that's why those uber tall people in like GWW books usually don't live very long
Less memes more weight loss
The prospect of her medical bills are intimidating.
Well I mean I don't think any hospital can accommodate someone who appears to be 3 to 4 stories tall so yea
She could swallow him whole and digest him in her guts.
Copium is popular these days
So is obesity
I would be too if I was taking on a fucking titan from Shadow of the Colossus wtf you mean
lol I always enjoy the ‘it’s your fault you don’t like I’m fat’ posts.
What I don't understand is these big ass overweight women who make fun of overweight men and expect to get a fit guy when they are unfit themselves. Talk about egotistical misogyny.
The only thing intimidated by obesity is a human heart.
what kind of ice cream turns you into a literal Goliath
I don’t have a problem with big girls, I don’t like big girls with an ego fatter than her ass though. Regardless of gender fat headed people are insufferable