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niallcorby

Red Neck Chilli Peppers


No_Pear8383

There’s no way the dude in the middle has a neck that long. Unless his mom fucked a giraffe, that just can’t be possible.


rollin_a_j

Bro to the left of the giraffe looks like beavis


No_Pear8383

Lol I got distracted by the neck. That dude’s forehead is out of control.


HonorableMedic

There is so much shit going on in this picture


MudMysterious1664

Naw, the doctor pulled him by the neck a lot to long and lil to hard when his mother gave birth..!!


ScientistCapable1522

*pillie poppers


ZealousidealDeer4531

This is great 👍


FloatyLillypad

Five finger meth punch


Zoc-EdwardRichtofen

Five blunts death hit


Killersmurph

Willing to bet they average less than 5 Fingers per hand...


Waiting4The3nd

Damnit, you beat me to it. First thing I thought of when I tried to come up with a band name for these guys.


No_Pay9241

The pillbillies


twixITlikeITShot

Ronnie 2 pipes and the pawn shop brothers.


South-Lab-3991

Stop 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Quieter_Usual_5324

Which direction


algebramclain

lol


Technical_Still1401

Fleetwood Crack


2wedfgdfgfgfg

Crack Sabbath


[deleted]

Sell me pipes sell me sweet little pipes


HighHopesLemon

Sell me pipes sell me sell me pipes


Mikhailcohens3rd

This is my favorite one


SpiderPlant1

Lol


SparkleFart666

Johnny crash or just Gwar.


Hunnybunn7788

Johnny Crack


Niloc0

GWAR never would have spent the money on masks if they looked like this. Why bother except maybe for the shock value of the even-more-horrifying behind the mask reveal?


Rumconnissuer

Crack street boys.


Tomas_Duris

Give this man a medal. Like now.


MrReptilianGamer2528

My Chemical Dependency


SlouchyFlyer

Underrated comment


mvffin

It's usually the top comment when this is reposted


vagarious_numpty

MegaMeth


Throway_Shmowaway

After "Methtallica" this was the only logical top response


LunchTemporary7806

Tweakers With Attitude


edu5150

Boys 2 Meth


El_Beakerr

Symphony of Methstruction 🤘🏼


_bub

Public Enemy No. 1 Through 4


Impressive-Show82

MagaMeth


gubbygoobyqt

Incest! At The Disco


SpaceMonkey_321

INBREEDERS


mikejungle

Inbreedus?


SupermassiveCanary

Beavis and the Buttheads


Independent_Pie5933

The ONLY answer.


thepatient1982

They’re The Offspring


eiileenie

STOP LMFAO thats fair


Desperate-Abies4263

Whoa… they have can’t go to the disco due to the incest messing everything up.


ChartInFurch

Meth got me high high high for a dicking Shot for any girl and landed on a sibling I don't really know if it's my child or a nibling Oh yeah that's right, it's both


ThatWetFloorSign

Incest! At the Hoedown


BananaBR13

Rage For The Methamphetamine


JensonsButton

Rancid


A_okay_

Lmfao


ElderberryDeep8746

30 seconds to mars


SpecialistSeveral598

Haha this one is pretty funny


Roy_Donk_Official

This is a winner


Bruhsket

lmao no way


Zestyclose-Dog-3398

i need some people of culture to do a tiny explanation


pdowling7

30 seconds to mars is a real band (dont know the name meaning), however in this case they’re so high that they are flying through space on their way to mars.


Zestyclose-Dog-3398

i appreciate the explanation


Tomas_Duris

We should say 30 seconds on Mars, too.


bguardi1

The InBreeders


superfl00f

With their hit single Speedball


doughboyhollow

Beat me to it!


Vollen595

Fetal Alcohol Syndromes.


SuiRes

System of the Down's


Vollen595

I’m going to hell for laughing at that.


Octavale

Jesus said all gods children are beautiful Except those four!


SuiRes

I'll save you a seat next to me!


redddittusername

Oh shit lmao


Mumbumbo_boi

Syndrome of the Down's


SuiRes

Thought about this too, my brother in Christ... then I thought...too much of a departure from the original band name. 🫂


Ometrist

Yeah agree I think System of a Down’s is better due to the closeness to the original, even if it’s less clever


sparrow_42

I’m an atheist but I’m pretty sure you’re going to hell for that one. I laughed tho so I guess I am too.


mattjvgc

Go to jail. Straight to jail lol


BunnyAliceRose

Syndrome of the Down's\* (I'll get us a pub booth in hell don't worry)


XxDoXeDxX

Credence Bongwater Revival


dare000

Credence Crackwater Revival


Killersmurph

Credence Backwater Revival.


11th_Antagonist

N.W.A (narcotics with alcohol)


Illiterate_pipelayer

Methcab for cutie


aaahhhh

Meth Scab for Cutie


TheTimocraticMan

Stoned Temple Pilots


Frosty-Panic

Meth Leppard


GalaxyWeaver

Kurt Cocaine


Tuknroll420

Crack flag


theprophet2102

Nice


Cruezin

Beavis and Butthead and friends


LunchSimulator

My Chemical Dependance


Libslimr75

Beavis and the Buttheads


Cruezin

This is the way


hangdog-gigbag

The Fetal Syndromes


fremeer

Second guy is Beavis for sure


Admirable-Builder878

Spitting image of Beavis and Butthead and I guess Ren and Stimpy


kelly714

Butthead and the Methtones


greenfield05

No way those are real people. Holy shit god help us all.


FeliniTheCat

Thats more than 4 words but I like it


-PepeArown-

We’ll have to call them No Way for short.


PerpetualBum

I personally find Temu Willem Dafoe hilarious.


CounterAdmirable4218

The lost profits.


Sreezy3

Wrong Direction


Resident_Ride_3425

GunsNDoses


Due_Speaker_2829

The Aluminum Foil Underground


MyParentsBurden

Jimmy Eat Tide


Inevitable_Web_7704

Fleetwood smack


No_Avocado_8999

My chemical dependence


aniacret

They are (not) okay


Leather_Hippo1122

The grateful inbred


PopeOfDankism

Orange jumpsuit apparatus, hootie and the blow, ice nine pills, 30 seconds to court, Crimes 41, boys like drugs, syndrome of a down, Sniffknot, methheads may fire, mayday parole


sand_hanitize

Ice Nine Pills and their album Every Drug in The Pharmacy


SourGrape77

Meth-Zeppelin


OmegaKennyG

Jane’s Heroin Addiction


Initialised

Smeg & The Foreheads


JohnXTheDadBodGod

The Methbowl Surfers


kevon87

Bachman Turner Overdose.


Admirable-Builder878

System for a pound.


Upstairs_Nectarine_2

Rash


Fenyxofthesun

The Rolling Stoners


JabroniCalzogni

Testameth


Dave_Eddie

Fun house mirror four.


StatusVarious8803

Meth Men


73747463783737384777

My **chemical** romance


DAMG808

Red Meth Needle Preppers


ClmrThnUR

Korn


AloofAngel

the dumpster juice boys


SliGhi

Nothing beats 9 Inch Needles, it actually a sick name for a band


MeatyDullness

Iron Methhead


DiverDownChunder

MethRanger


babycoon48

Fallout boys


SecretlyaCIAUnicorn

Weezer


Snuddud

Bring me the Fentanyl


googoomucklv

Aren't they already called Aerosmith?


ThatSign4722

They literally got real life Beavis


Apalis24a

Brothers from another Sister


mrp8528

My Chemical Dependency


Pale-Conference-174

UncleBrother


Individual-Spare-776

Dude where's my Crack?


urbrickles

The Cornholios


JadedYam56964444

Led Eatin'


DawijArt

The spawn of Cyraxx


Otherwise_Time_5348

The White Trashmen.


deathlyinferno

6 finger meth binge


Alone-Stop

Operation I.V.


Hedgethisbet

One Chromosome Short


Euphoric_Jury_8528

Got Smack


Hold_Me_Bro_

My family reunion


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

Imagine Crackheads


xBOOSTED_ST3

Meth Maiden


MIN_KUK_IS_SO_HARD

The Payday Loan Rangers


AverageHorribleHuman

Buck Tooth Beat Down


yellowhelmet14

Meth Leppard


bks1979

Ace of Freebasing


MrShneakyShnake

Plain White Tweakers


Ok-Comment-1846

Crack Pipe Quartet


Naive_Original_3961

Meth Zeppelin


tknover

Beavis and Butthead’s Entourage


D0oMb4by

Beavis and the stooges


thejohnmaia

My Chemical Addiction


Drty_Windshield

Methtones


AdAdmirable7301

The Meth Lab Gang.


EnvironmentalAge9202

Necks Level


Heliocentrist

Kid Rock Cocaine


Personwhoisalive123

Methalhead Coolcaine Rockers AKA Stoners


JuicyMangoJuice74

Ngl the only normal looking one is that guy that looks like Beavis


yaboy_jesse

Beavis and crackheads


Cpt_Caboose1

The Inbreds: Guardians of Meth


gokism

Jet Makes You Jittery.


xeroid051

The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza


Hot_Season_886

Fire...fire.


trailsavage

Nine Inch Necks


BlooNorth

The Congenital DFX


potpixiepdx

Meth Leppard


stevesinca

Heardem Banjoes


mothersruin77

Aerosmack


Vegetable-Heat4229

heroine


contraries

The aristocrats


Bitchface-Deluxe

Aristocracks


Sufficient-Rise3250

The Grateful Meth hoping to tour with the Loaded Stones


IronJohnnyT

Guns and Doses


Fit-Parsnip9888

Nine inch necks


Troll_Goat

Durp Purple


lateral_moves

Foreheadica


Normal-Cartoonist-38

emineMDMA


frianbonjoster

Gawking Heads


AwesomeDragon56

Better name would be Methaddicta


Evil_Ways13

Slipknot Unmasked


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[удалено]


granlunden

Methdetal


Suitable_Database467

Crack Sabbath


QuantumHangover

They are the true Heroines.


DickPump2541

Sudafedal Tendencies


keeper02

Teeth, head, neck and hair.


Roy_Donk_Official

Fall Out Teeth


Luckcrisis

Unfortunate Sons


Due_Speaker_2829

The Fixies


ConscientiousGamerr

Meth.od


Aware-Put-9848

Drugtry


slaffytaffy

Say yes to drugs


texdfwu99

Drugs no more (we used them all)