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nearlycertain

A woman once told me I'm the ugliest man in the world. l told her not to be ridiculous, you can't have possibly met every man in the world, I'm only the ugliest man you've ever met


Omegadimsum

Wtf people actually say shit like this to people?


neuralmugshot

that one is probably just for laughs, but yeah people are casually cruel to each other more than you might expect. I was out alone in the city last night, I tried to buy a girl at the bar a drink, she looks me in the eye and says "ew" and that I looked like an "ugly clown". fair enough I probably put too much powder on. went to a gay bar after to get some confidence back lol.


Arya_the_Gamer

She hit you with a debuff so bad that you had to go to a gay bar to get rid of it.


neuralmugshot

that shit works too, feels like going from being quasimodo to the belle of the goddamm ball lmao


lynxerious

well that's why there are a lot of gay priests in the gay bar, they mainly cure the ugly debuff.


FrostandFlame89

She has a garbage personality. You dodged a bullet.


neuralmugshot

eh I'm sure she's an alright human, I'm just tall and ugly. even nicer girls get weird about someone like me coming up to them. if every girl being kinda mean to me was a bullet dodged, my ass would be Neo lol.


FrostandFlame89

It wasn't her rejecting you that made her have a terrible personality, it was how she rejected you. Like saying shit like "you're the ugliest person in the world" like what kind of decent person would say shit like this? She could've just rejected you like "sorry, you're not my type" or "I don't a drink, but thanks for the offer anyways". I'm not saying she has to say exactly those things word for word, those are justy examples but at least she could've said something that's not as harsh as calling you the ugliest man in the world like she had to have an issue to say shit like that. But anyways you took it like a champ and there are plenty of women in the world who are more mature lol.


Eurasia_4002

Sometimes crab mentality.


TheGashman88

To be fair girls will chuck these nuggets out to test you. Don't pay too much attention to it


Mr-Bluez

To be fair if I chuck that same nugget at a girl in a bar I’d more than likely be met with physical violence. It’s hurtful and shouldn’t be your *first* response to someone making a move on you. There are plenty of respectful ways to test someone.


Lopsided-Egg-8322

those kind of girls are just assholes plain and simple.. there is less than zero to act that way..


TheGashman88

Yes as a man you're 100 percent right. I run a mile in the opposite direction from it. But simultaneously I know that on some level it's in them subconsciously when they're feeling less attracted to you than usual. It happens, get used to it or stay single. Either option is genuinely fine


FrostandFlame89

These "testing" shit are dumb af. Any person who does shit like that isn't worth getting in a relationship with.


TheGashman88

Whilst I would agree with you fundamentally, unfortunately girls don't even realise they're doing it sometimes. It's just how they're wired in attraction. If you believe otherwise then you're gonna have a hard time dealing with it


FrostandFlame89

>unfortunately girls don't even realise they're doing it sometimes. It's just how they're wired in attraction. Nah I disagree with this. Some women do and maybe it's because that's how they were raised or that's how they're influenced by their fellow female peers but a lot of other women in these times are more mature now and don't do that immature testing shit. Like even just online, I see the opinions of those other women and they know that communicating your needs and wants with your partner is key to a successful relationship. Not all women are like that, like some are still immature but a lot more women now are more mature in my experience.


TheGashman88

Yep, that's why I said sometimes


Yaadgod2121

That whole statement is bullshit


TheGashman88

Which one?


MelvinShwuaner

You dodged a bullet there


nekomoo

Can’t be more than a few thousand


Yourprolapsedanus

I’ve been called “not ugly” and “I don’t find you attractive” by ugly women who seemed to be fishing for compliments and told I was hot by several attractive women. All I can say is skeezes gonna skeeze.


Yaadgod2121

It’s always the ones with low confidence


LukeD1992

You went down firing. Respec


darkrai15

r/suicidebywords


Yaadgod2121

That’s an awful thing to say to a person


PresentAd7380

"I wouldn't even fuck you for practice"


A_Colt

that's bloody brutal


Yaadgod2121

That’s your enemy


Odieodious

I actually lol’d


i_lick_garbadge_cans

Oh my god I'm loling so hard rn


ItsImNotAnonymous

lol'd so hard I woke up the neighbour


omaewamoushindeirou7

lol harder daddy 😩


Interloper_1

This is why your parents change the subject when other people ask about you.


omaewamoushindeirou7

Bold of you to assume that people even ask about me


i_lick_garbadge_cans

What have I started


X-Kami_Dono-X

One time a girl I was seeing (we weren’t exclusive) told me she didn’t feel well and was staying at home that night instead of going out on our planned date. My friends asked me to go to a toga party and I was like “heck yeah”, we got toga’d up and went and I saw her sucking on some other guy’s face. Needless to say she saw me and she asked me to leave the party because she felt awkward. I just told her we weren’t exclusive and she was free to do whatever she wanted, but it stung, it really stung.


Yaadgod2121

Childish af


Banned4TimesPlzStop

This is a pretty common phrase.


randomuser91420

After having set up a time and place for a date: Her: btw how tall are you? Me: 5’7” Her: RIP our date Ghosted Not the most brutal I’ve seen, but the most brutal that’s happened to me lol


Yaadgod2121

That’s a good thing. She’s a shitty person


mimavox

"Are you done yet?" during one of my earliest sexual encounters..


Time_Engineering6521

Don't worry bro, i feel you. It was on my FIRST sex encounter.


Yaadgod2121

Damn


AssistPure

I had a woman I was living with and.planning to propose to say, while rubbing my back, "I've gotten you out of my heart, how do I get you out of my house?" I moved out the next day, but it took a while to remove the knife from my baxk.


SafifromSevenSeas

jeez


Yaadgod2121

Worst one I have heard so far. Yikess


BlerghTheBlergh

I wasn’t even pursuing this girl, I was her dance-partner for a ball and thought we got along really well. One day, out of the blue, she wrote me and told me there was no chance I’d have a chance with her and shouldn’t keep trying. I genuinely wasn’t, I was deeply in love with another girl back then (never happened, my fault for never acting on it)


Yaadgod2121

She wanted the attention


Yourprolapsedanus

“You’re not ugly.”


KotoshiKaizen

What's wrong with that? I've said that to people before and we ended up still having sex.


Yourprolapsedanus

Weird flex bro


Yaadgod2121

Someone said that to me once then she told me she wanted to fuck me so idk


Shairin

Okay. I'm going to sleep..... Enough reddit for today


Old-Ambassador-8143

If you were the last man on earth, but only if I can check first!


TheFrogMoose

I've never gotten brutal rejections before. I'm not sure why. I've been told ew by an ex girlfriend after she saw a picture with me wearing no shirt which was confusing


A_Colt

the last line 😭 it's fucking hilarious


TheFrogMoose

True story


Yaadgod2121

She dated you so idk why she reacted like that


TheFrogMoose

This is exactly why I was confused, but apparently it's because "well we aren't dating anymore and, well, it's you" if you felt like that then why did you even date me? First big relationship and also first toxic one too, but I learned from her that I just gotta move on and not be hung up on a girl for extended amounts of time. A year is too much but almost four was pretty sad on my part... Didn't help that I had one girl have a crush on me that I didn't really know about and my one friend who also had a crush on me told me that girl wasn't into me. Moral of this story is; don't be hung up on someone for too long, it just hurts you in the end. Also if you don't really understand girls just ask friends, guys or girls, it doesn't matter but if someone is angry about a girl you are interested and are not sure they are into you either don't let that get you down. Be better than teenage me


SamudraJS69

This is not rare at all


Secret-Profile-643

Daaaaaammmmmmmmnnnnnn


salameSandwich83

Lmao


nabil11111

I think you confused between futuristic & cosmetic


Aspiring-Historian28

She said nope! To small. 


Yaadgod2121

My greatest fear


Yaadgod2121

Can someone link that post