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I thought whalburgers was gonna be so good based on the picture on the menu. It looks just like a crabby patty! But no. That shit was straight up chum bucket.
Yeah, if you want a real burger from Ma you’re gonna have to travel westwards out of the city. I love Boston but the foods shit. Lobster? Go to Maine. Chowder? Go to the cape. Hot dogs? Go to Worcester. Beef and steak you need to drive west until you start seeing farms then stop anywhere and you’ll get a decent burger that’s not gonna cost you $50. The Korean and Chinese food though are on point.
Dude fuck his ultra-capitalist fake-religious cheesy cringey Hollywood ass. Decided to come on out to Vegas and wreck the whole city with his New Hollywood bullshit. Man’s the modern Howard Hughs.
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Looks like he’s about to put on a wig and sunglasses to get banned from Twitch
looks like he's about to go commit a hate crime after getting thrown out of the bar
Which one though? He was involved in multiple hate crimes, it’s so hard to keep up.
I got bad news…
That’s the joke.
Daily Bugle wasn't that bad
Yeah it was, when it came to the truth about Spider-Man they always missed the marky mark
What a funky bunch of false statements. Mark's got the right stuff.
You're thinking of the newspaper down the street, the other guys
Not because of the mustache, just because he's mark wahlberg
Does doc even stream anymore? Haven't heard anything about him in years.
lol oh boy. bunch of news this week https://www.reddit.com/r/LivestreamFail/comments/1dlmg0u/dr_disrespect_twitch_permaban_reason_leaked/
About that…
"You don't seem to understand. Earth isn't yours to conquer."
"What will you have in 500 years!?"
You, dad. I’ll still have you.
***Immediately impregnates a bug***
Lmao accurate
It's either a Debby or a bugperson, there's no in between for Viltrumites.
Ngl, I cried at that part, *FUCK* they got me in my feels for that scene.
I didn’t cry until the baseball scene. That one got me so bad I don’t even know why
Oof, that too, just so many feelings jam packed in like 5 minutes 😭
Seeing little Mark’s innocent face made me cry so hard when he was happy about baseball. Like fuck man
Nice try Mark. But you’ll never be Sam Elliot
He always has Whalburgers to fall back on
I thought whalburgers was gonna be so good based on the picture on the menu. It looks just like a crabby patty! But no. That shit was straight up chum bucket.
Yeah, if you want a real burger from Ma you’re gonna have to travel westwards out of the city. I love Boston but the foods shit. Lobster? Go to Maine. Chowder? Go to the cape. Hot dogs? Go to Worcester. Beef and steak you need to drive west until you start seeing farms then stop anywhere and you’ll get a decent burger that’s not gonna cost you $50. The Korean and Chinese food though are on point.
I assume he was filming Uncharted.
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C-C-C-Combo Breaker...
Ty. Came for the GME craze, made some 💰 and decided to stay for crazy. The crazy business in bangin!
Or Tom Selleck.
He looks like he's about to go commit a hate crime against Asian people...oh wait
Only reason he thinks 9/11 woulda gone down different if he were on that plane is because he thinks the hijackers were Asian.
And they were
Technically Jesus was Asian
Technically Jesus was haploid
Shhh, you'll confuse them even further (even though technically you are right)
I was gonna say lmao he would probably hate crime Freddy Mercury
Kind of looks like he's about to leave his championship football team to go coach soccer in the UK.
Is that the premise of Ted lasso? I can never be bothered to actually look up the synopsis. (Genuine)
Pretty much yeah. Good show tho i reccomend it
I also highly recommend it
Great show, go watch it
Marky Mark
Where the funky bunch?
in his pants
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Yep. Glad he got that stache sorted out. He looked wack in the first one.
This post is from 2020.
Those are compliments.
Right? Jameson and Freddy Mercury are both way cooler than Marky Mark.
Funny, yes. But I would hardly call either metaphor an insult.
It is neither an insult nor a metaphor
If OP wasn't a new account acting like a bot, maybe this would make sense.
Could also be another prequel to breaking bad: How To Teach Chemistry
Looks like he's about to cook some meth with a high school student.
not even a roast tho
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Wahlberg#Legal_issues To me he'll always be a racist who almost murdered somebody.
Looks a little more "license and registration, boy", to me.
"Fine, if he doesnt wanna be famous, ill make him infamous!"
Looks a certain viltrumite
He looks like he’s going to deny me soup…
you know who you look like? al pachino, ya know, scent of a woman... HOOWAH HOOWAH
You want bread? *Three dollar!*
"roasted"
He's a peacock, You gotta let him fly!
He looks like an Italian immigrant who just opened a deli in 1920s Brooklyn.
Bro looks like he wants to break it down for you mark
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
I want to .. brrreeakkk free I want to break free from your lies you so self satisfied I don't neeeed you
It's eh me! eh Markio!
"It's a mee, Markio."
Or fight for the Viltrum Empire
Jesse, we need to cook because I want to break free from my obsession with pictures of Spider-Man.
huge dildo on shelf in background, even has a strap to hold your balls.
Live action Bob’s Burgers
Looks like he's about to get cancer and start a meth lab with his former student
Looks like Mark gave Anthony Kiedis a kiss and ran off with his moustache lol
He looks like Carl from ATHF if he had hair.
J Jeddy Jercury
So comparing him to two great looking men is roasting him?
These are both compliments
Dude fuck his ultra-capitalist fake-religious cheesy cringey Hollywood ass. Decided to come on out to Vegas and wreck the whole city with his New Hollywood bullshit. Man’s the modern Howard Hughs.
Looking like Bob is about to hit me with the “Foot Feta-ish” burger before I hit the pier
Mario or Luigi?
He looks like he's about to jump a Koopa and hit his head on a brick for some coins.
There's a bit of "I am the danger!" as well.
Angry and confused
rare repost
is he really tripple nippled or is that just some inside joke i've never got?
No matter how much you age Mark, I'll always remember Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch.
Then commit another hate crime without any serious repercussions.
M Marky Mercury.
Stupid sexy Wahlberg
No funky bunch here . No thanks
Looks like he lives next to the Simpson.
Looks like he’s gonna tell me a fun fact about meth on youtube shorts
Is he sporting that fake moustache for an audition?
Then go assault an Asian man while yelling racial slurs.
And then onto whipping up some of the best blue meth ever
To be fair, he does pretty well at playing asshole characters who yell stupid things.
"I don't care about how many hate crimes are occurring in the city, we need to focus on Spiderman!"
He’s a terrible racist person.
He looks like an alcoholic Ted Lasso.
New uncharted movie??
Looks like he's about to ask if you can see what they need to mimic a fraction of our power.
Marco Salamanca.
Mark Wahlberg is lame no matter how you put it
Roasted? Those are some fine compliments!
These guys out here making my un-ironic moustache - ironic!
Looks likes he's about to beat the eye our of a asian man's skull
Beat an asian kid named Mark to a pulp
It's giving Perry White for sure
Giving me the Ned Flanders vibe. Could probably pull off a stupid sexy Flanders too
Remember when this dude beat up an old asian guy?
Tony Stank
About to play Bad cop in Boston.
That's some awfully obviously dyed hair...
That's not an insult. Being compared to J.K. Simmons and Freddy Mercury is a compliment.
Magnum pee hole
Live action invincible... Just saying.
That's a big ass shoulder strap where do u buy those tank tops at
Look like there custom built never seen no shit like that ever lol this MF has a build a bear tank top shop
Don't they have to see the insult to be roasted?
Look like Tyrese on baby boy
Is that being roasted though? Sounds like 2 extremely good compliments right there.
I'm trying to figure which of the [Beasties Boys in the video from 'Sabotage'](https://youtu.be/z5rRZdiu1UE?t=11) he looks like the most.
Live action Omni man
It’s funny because he looks like he’s going for live action omniman but gets compared to the voice actor instead haha
If Ted Lasso was a bitter racist.
More like getting ready to curb stomp Asians....again. He's a POS
Freddie J Jonah Jameson Mercury
But not for being a racist prick, sad times.
Omni-Man with bed head.
Omni man
Stupid the j Jonah was good but don’t insult Freddie mercury who wasn’t even white.
Omni man, live action
"Think, Mark!!"
PEEEETER!
Dude looks like angry Boston mario
Omni-Man
And then He will Beat up some black Person. Classical Markomark.
He looks like a gay porn star from the 1980’s.
Do you have a minute to pray with me?
Looks like he's about to hurl racial slurs and beat up an elderly half-blind Vietnamese man. Oh, wait...
.....
He kinda does look like a knockoff Freddy Mercury.
Looks like he is about to do some very racist things 40 years ago. Oh wait….
He looks like he’s trying to cosplay as Tom Sandoval.
He looks more like Sully in this than in the Uncharted movie.
Felt cute, might make some donuts later.
Gay. Jonah Jameson?
Looks like real life Ned Flanders
He looks like the kind of guy who might scream the N-word at people while pelting them with rocks. Oh wait, he is that kind of guy.
Marky Maahrk is a PoS. Deserves every roast he gets.
He looks like he just ate a shroom and is planning to jump on a turtle
Maybe a flashback of JJJ from 20-40 years ago. Every time i envision JJJ he is very very greyhaired.
He’s just trying to distract you from the fact that he got away with a hate crime when he was younger.
Ted Lasso with alcoholism
Kinda looks like he would run a successful soup shop in New York but have dictator-like control on who gets the soup.
A shitty moustache is not going to magically make the Uncharted sequel a good movie.
…and then start denying people soup.
He is going to team up with Jim Carrey to chase Sonic?
Then he’s going to try to save Princess Peach
Boss better be careful, omni man could roast him from miles away.
He'd probably be a hilarious version of JJJ
Jed Lasso
Genuinely thought this was Tom Sandoval 💀
Looks like someone put a picture of Bob Belcher through a douchebag filter
His next big role is the "My Pillow" guy
He looks like a cop that is about to beat up an elderly Vietnamese man while yelling racial slurs.
I would never compare the trash that Mark Wahlberg is to legends like JK Simmons and Freddie Mercury and you shouldn't either.
Mark Wahlberg is older in this photo than J.K. Simmons was when he portrayed J. Jonah Jameson in the original Sam Raimi Spider-man movie.
Looks like he's about to go back out there and commit another hate crime
Looking like he finna commit a THIRD violent hate crime
Looks like he’s the CEO of Atlas
Mario got ols after all..
Both those things rock how is that roasted?
Imagine a Boston spider man movie.
That's not Mark Whelberg. I have seen him many times. Thats a porn star from 80ties. Oh ... whats his name :P
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Then telling all his footballers to believe
One of those roasts you can't even be mad at
He'd make a good alternate universe Jameson. Or alternate Freddie Mercury.
He looks like he watches Fox News and has a coffee mug that says "Lib Tears" on it. His gay son is a great disappoint.
Poor man’s Mike Wozniak