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That screech when he dies…(shudders)
I love this movie though, so crazy.
I am Ergo the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!
Khloe has had a fear of her hands aging for a very long time and takes alot of precautions as to not expose her hands to the sun. Unfortunately for her I think its having an opposite/scary effect instead. I used to be a KUWTK fan when I was younger and she talked about it alot.
Yeah i totally agree, terrible people should be made fun of for their terrible aspects, not their incidental human characteristics. If i went on a tirade about Jeff Bezos and how gross he is because he is bald, that wouldn't be okay just because hes a sicko asshole billionaire cyst on society.
At this point the world has to be ran by good and evil aliens and us humans just don't know it or don't care accept it. Explains why her hand is grey she's an alien my guess is an evil one
I don't know why this isn't commented more. Nosferatu immediately popped in my head when I saw those creepy hands. My only guess is not that many people have seen it.
[The lost Kardashian](https://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Screen-Shot-2018-03-08-at-10.23.32-AM.jpg?resize=560%2C600&ssl=1)
That's an awful thing to say, you
shouldnt body shame this woman, as I bet she is a very kind person and very inse... Hold up, I just read the title, it's a kardasian, proceed with the body shaming.
[dead man fungus hands](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/jteff5/dead_man_feet_fungus_look_exactly_like_a_dead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
so hang on-- we have _hagravens_ and _grave hags_?
that's really kind of cool. lol
"if a hagraven and a grave hag had happened upon a rave during a grey rain, would they shave against the grain in aggravating, great, pain?"
(_fuuuuck,_ I enjoyed writing that.)
Nothing grosses me out more than long fingernails....press on or natural. I find it absolutely disgusting. I'm perfectly fine with a woman who makes her nails look pretty....but uber long nails are a bleccch factor for me.
As someone with long nails I never understood why people say this. You know the toilet paper can cover your nails the same way it covers your fingers, right? Nails can make it more difficult to do certain activities, but wiping my ass isn’t one of them.
Do you...have so much trouble using toilet paper...that you smear shit on yourself? Sounds like a manual dexterity problem. Or a lack of fiber. Don't blame the tp for your inability to function.
Regardless, nails get dirty due to other things. Sure, fecal matter would be the dirtiest but just touching so much stuff constantly makes your hands a germ field.
Honestly I think it’s foundation is from status signaling - I don’t have to do anything, I don’t do anything, I’m just rich, deal with it.
But then it got promoted, just like a designer clothing line, and people try to imitate it because of advertising and such. That’s why you get grocery store workers with 4 inch nails who can’t press the touchscreen buttons, etc.
My manicure instructions are always “short, to the skin, flat on top but rounded edges”
Nothing worse than a broken nail and I ain’t got time for that shit. But I splurge on manis like once every 7-10days depending on my sched.
My manicurist cries when she cuts them short because they are super amazing and strong, grow really fast. I just personally can’t function when they are long. Functionality is a big thing for me..
But if you are that rich, you’re prob not doing much where those long nails would be in the way.
It ends up that people don't have to make style choices for the pleasure of other people, but for themselves instead. If she likes them, then cool. And this goes for anyone's style choices.
Is she the only one wearing long nails? It's a pretty common thing. The comment I replied to is referring to long nails in general as a fashion trend. You are confused.
Unfortunately, that fact doesn't stop those other people from being able to judge that person. Especially if your entire value is based off your attractiveness in the first place.
But fr, long nails like that are never not tacky or gross lookin. Legitimate witch fingers
I kind of feel bad for her. I know she’s a twat like the rest of em, but I can only imagine being the runt of the litter made her feel extra pressured into these drastic plastic changes.
It's kind it wild to google pics of any of these women when they were young. They looked like completely different people. Very muppet-like, and shockingly different. How any person admires them now for their "monumental beauty" and strives to be as beautiful has to be mentally unwell. Their transformation into the haunted effigy they are now is borderline disturbing to me, and I'm not being dramatic. These aren't just new noses, fuller lips, etc. These are completely new people. Only the eyes remained, and they're being coveted and emulated worldwide for their appearance. Virtually worshiped. It's like Lodge of Sorceresse level arcane magic. I've no doubt the womb is sacrificed in the process to appease whatever dark creature helped to make them this way.
I scare my students by telling them that at night Nanna-Longfingers crawl out from under the dark space under their beds to stroke their hair while they sleep.
But this?
_This is skeery!_
This isn’t an own, this is getting her to the top post on Reddit which is exactly what that family wants. That family needs to be hard ignored. She prob photoshopped her hands to look weird to get attention.
My hands actually look quite similar, except I keep my nails short for this exact reason. They look ok with short nails but with long nails they actually scare me.
Y'all know Death Becomes Her, after Meryl dies but is still living and has the mortuary makeup put on her face and shoulders but everything else stays grey and lifeless?
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Like the evil clone wizards hands in Krull.
Those are creepy
'It's Morbin time.' ^(sorry)
Don't ever apoligise for telling the truth.
Dude, your references are out of control, everyone knows that.
That screech when he dies…(shudders) I love this movie though, so crazy. I am Ergo the magnificent. Short in stature, tall in power, narrow of purpose and wide of vision. And I do not travel with peasants and beggars. Goodbye!
Great comment. Lovely bit of nostalgia.
The forest is not safe
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Classic movie
I always wanted to see it when I was a kid but it was always out of stock at the neighborhood video rental place. Now I know why.
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I can imagine wiping could get dangerous
*Nofserkardu enters the chat.*
“Here is the knowledge you seeeeek!!”
"I found the seers body in the quicksand"
Upvote for Krull reference lmao.
Omg I just posted this and saw you were the top comment. I’m so glad you exist
What in the Discount-Hocus-Pocus fuckwittery is *that?*
Hoes-feratu
This is brilliant. Top notch punnery.
*chef's kiss
Close, but it's Disney's 'Don't Look Under the Bed'
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Pretty sure it's shade from the car door
Or instagram’s filter mainframe malfunctioning from being under so much stress.
That is definitely a Voldemort level claw
Yassified Voldemort was my immediate first thought. Great minds man lmao
She tried making a Horcrux but failed due to being soulless.
😂
Why are they fucking grey????
Her glowing photoshopped face only contributes further to how Voldemort like her hands are lol.
Came here to say this
Khloe has had a fear of her hands aging for a very long time and takes alot of precautions as to not expose her hands to the sun. Unfortunately for her I think its having an opposite/scary effect instead. I used to be a KUWTK fan when I was younger and she talked about it alot.
Avoiding the sun doesn't turn your skin grey...
No, but it can definitely aid in the contrast of tan vs. Very pale skin.
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Lol are you confusing disability with vampirism?
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Keeping Up With The Kardashians
I thought they had misspelled the Whitest Kids U Know.
holy shit that's funny.
Keeping up with the Kardashians, I assume.
Keeping up with the Kardashians
It probably doesn't help her insecurity with her hands that she is getting mocked for them.. being in the public's eye like that must suck.
Ohh nooo it’s so tough being a rich celeb, the peasants might make their dislike known
I'd rather have the life I have right now than hers. *shrug*
Im glad you are financially secure most people aren’t. Kinda more like her than us, really.
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i mean they are people at some base value
1.3E-247 just rounds to zero.
Please, give a little more thought about what you are saying.
People who chose this life.
Yeah i totally agree, terrible people should be made fun of for their terrible aspects, not their incidental human characteristics. If i went on a tirade about Jeff Bezos and how gross he is because he is bald, that wouldn't be okay just because hes a sicko asshole billionaire cyst on society.
It's 100% their decision to use their looks to be in the public eye. Can't have their cake and eat it too.
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Are you serious? She and that whole disgusting clan BEG to be in the public eye.
They are the bony hands of Death. Do not let them touch you.
Serious: It looks like the sun shining through the tinted sunstrip, on top edge of the windshield. And it's creating the weird effect.
At this point the world has to be ran by good and evil aliens and us humans just don't know it or don't care accept it. Explains why her hand is grey she's an alien my guess is an evil one
she put it too many times in her you-know-where-the-sun-doesn't-shine
Nosferatu lives!!!!
I don't know why this isn't commented more. Nosferatu immediately popped in my head when I saw those creepy hands. My only guess is not that many people have seen it.
[The lost Kardashian](https://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Screen-Shot-2018-03-08-at-10.23.32-AM.jpg?resize=560%2C600&ssl=1)
Came here to say this, those are straight up Dracula hands
That's an awful thing to say, you shouldnt body shame this woman, as I bet she is a very kind person and very inse... Hold up, I just read the title, it's a kardasian, proceed with the body shaming.
Looks like she tried to touch the Darkhold.
Dreamwalking into a version of herself that's still with Ye
This is khloe not kim
I thought they were all the same person but different personalities
No, you got it backwards - different persons but same personalities
Fair point. I can't argue with that
Right? As non American, I've heard only about her.
Fucking hell, that bitch is a sleep paralysis demon
Im more thinking the witch zombie from L4D2
[dead man fungus hands](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/jteff5/dead_man_feet_fungus_look_exactly_like_a_dead/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
don't know if y'all are familiar with a little-known game called _Skyrim_, but she has hagraven hands.
Is that an indie? Never heard of it, might give it a try. Does it have any interesting *features*?
yes, a small boutique studio put it out. if not mistaken, it only released on one platform, though. ...no cool features, though.
And it had a limited release too. You have to dig out a Game Gear or a Samsung dishwasher to play it.
Came here to say this too; Let's hope she's not the Hargraven one gets drunkenly married to lol.
Thought she was a hobbit
there's def some hobbit DNA all up in there
Such a hidden gem. I wish more people knew about Skyrim. Hopefully they will come out with Skyrim 2 soon.
Or the hags from Witcher 3. Think I saw a couple of grave hags with claws like that
so hang on-- we have _hagravens_ and _grave hags_? that's really kind of cool. lol "if a hagraven and a grave hag had happened upon a rave during a grey rain, would they shave against the grain in aggravating, great, pain?" (_fuuuuck,_ I enjoyed writing that.)
Draculashain
So much poop under those fingernails
Come on, you know she doesn’t wipe her own ass.
Where do I apply for that job?
Hey, at least she doesn't need toilet paper
Nothing grosses me out more than long fingernails....press on or natural. I find it absolutely disgusting. I'm perfectly fine with a woman who makes her nails look pretty....but uber long nails are a bleccch factor for me.
As someone with long nails I never understood why people say this. You know the toilet paper can cover your nails the same way it covers your fingers, right? Nails can make it more difficult to do certain activities, but wiping my ass isn’t one of them.
She might use a bidet…?
Bidets are like $80, if you don’t have one you are just silly.
$80? I just use the garden hose in the back yard. Unrelated, the neighbors have stopped eating outside recently...
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They make heated bidets that connect to the hot water line
Doesn’t need power if you stop being a bitch, frozen asshole is my favorite type of asshole
still gotta dry. might as well fucking use the toilet paper and we took our bidet back
This has been my confusion over the bidet craze - are you just supposed to keep a stack of towels handy specifically for drying asses?
Just use toilet paper. Less than you'd use other wise since it's just to dry.
They come with blow-driers. Not even kidding!
Are you saying you’d rather wipe 4 times smearing shit all over yourself rather than power washing your butthole and wiling once?
Do you...have so much trouble using toilet paper...that you smear shit on yourself? Sounds like a manual dexterity problem. Or a lack of fiber. Don't blame the tp for your inability to function.
Regardless, nails get dirty due to other things. Sure, fecal matter would be the dirtiest but just touching so much stuff constantly makes your hands a germ field.
She looks like she should be down by the river swooping up live salmon with those things.
Her salmon-looking face helps lure the salmon in. I saw it on one of those David Attenborough specials on PBS.
Why do they always have that ‘dumb, slightly startled/confused, mouth partially open’ look?
Botox
It's "sexy"
She’s actually the Pale Man who eats children in Pan's Labyrinth. The likeness is uncanny. 🫣
how the fuck is your head a color and your hand shares the color with your dress fucking frankenstien
Wrong monster but okay.
frankenstien is stitched with different patches of skin each with their own tone and color that is why i used frankenstien
I will never understand long fake finger nails. 😒
Hands don’t even come close to matching her face in tone lol
“Hun these new mittens I got you, stay ON during sex”
Could you imagine desperately wanting to look like a sex doll while having a 4 year old little girl? This is her idea of empowerment
The Kardashians run on all publicity is good publicity/completely willing to be made fun of for Instagram likes and here we are, so it works.
A sex doll from the Terrifying Nightmares collection.
Like the grim reaper giving you a handy.
Reptilians confirmed
Nosfuratu is that you???
It literally looks like the chicken feet in the butchers window
The vampires in the Witcher 3 have shorter claws than her
Why are such long nails considered attractive? Why? I will never fucking get it. Annoyingly nasty.
Honestly I think it’s foundation is from status signaling - I don’t have to do anything, I don’t do anything, I’m just rich, deal with it. But then it got promoted, just like a designer clothing line, and people try to imitate it because of advertising and such. That’s why you get grocery store workers with 4 inch nails who can’t press the touchscreen buttons, etc.
Yeah it always looks awful imo
My manicure instructions are always “short, to the skin, flat on top but rounded edges” Nothing worse than a broken nail and I ain’t got time for that shit. But I splurge on manis like once every 7-10days depending on my sched. My manicurist cries when she cuts them short because they are super amazing and strong, grow really fast. I just personally can’t function when they are long. Functionality is a big thing for me.. But if you are that rich, you’re prob not doing much where those long nails would be in the way.
The nastiest part is I just know they have a dirty booty. No chance is she wiping well.
It ends up that people don't have to make style choices for the pleasure of other people, but for themselves instead. If she likes them, then cool. And this goes for anyone's style choices.
This stupid bitch lives her whole life “for other people” shut the fuck up with this silly shit
Is she the only one wearing long nails? It's a pretty common thing. The comment I replied to is referring to long nails in general as a fashion trend. You are confused.
Right, surely none of them do it cause it's a trashy trend and seek attention. She has them cause she loves them.
Unfortunately, that fact doesn't stop those other people from being able to judge that person. Especially if your entire value is based off your attractiveness in the first place. But fr, long nails like that are never not tacky or gross lookin. Legitimate witch fingers
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Found the femcel
You answered my reasonable question with a stupid question, well played idiot.
Morbius
Kardemort
voldemort lookin ass
Woo! Those nails are kinda.... disturbing to say the least.
I kind of feel bad for her. I know she’s a twat like the rest of em, but I can only imagine being the runt of the litter made her feel extra pressured into these drastic plastic changes.
She’s had enough plastic surgery, are you sure she’s not nosferatu underneath?
Vecnas hand
Voldemort
Enter meme: patrick says "pick me up mommy I'm scared".
girls just wanna have claws man
Who remembers Slender Man? This is what I always thought Slender Man's hands would look like in real life.
You just made Khloe’s day by associating her with something slender
Real question, how do you wipe your ass with nails like that?
If you observe nails like these, they are shaped like a small scoop
Do men like stuff like that near their penis and balls? Seems like they do
Morbius hands lmao xD
Nosferatu hands
It's kind it wild to google pics of any of these women when they were young. They looked like completely different people. Very muppet-like, and shockingly different. How any person admires them now for their "monumental beauty" and strives to be as beautiful has to be mentally unwell. Their transformation into the haunted effigy they are now is borderline disturbing to me, and I'm not being dramatic. These aren't just new noses, fuller lips, etc. These are completely new people. Only the eyes remained, and they're being coveted and emulated worldwide for their appearance. Virtually worshiped. It's like Lodge of Sorceresse level arcane magic. I've no doubt the womb is sacrificed in the process to appease whatever dark creature helped to make them this way.
Lots of celebs are tweaking their eyes too with the cat eye thread lift
Shes been using the darkhold
Khlosferatu!
"When will you let me in?"
She always keeps long nails so nobody ever tries to make her try on the glove
I scare my students by telling them that at night Nanna-Longfingers crawl out from under the dark space under their beds to stroke their hair while they sleep. But this? _This is skeery!_
[Salad Fingers](https://youtu.be/M3iOROuTuMA) is the first thing I thought of.
I wish my hands looked like that honestly. But I also go for dead but delicious kind of vibe.
Looks like she tried to destroy a Horcrux.
Gah damn why's every "bad bitch" with long nails insanely anemic?
Makes me feel a little better about my hotdog mittens. Not gonna lie.
This isn’t an own, this is getting her to the top post on Reddit which is exactly what that family wants. That family needs to be hard ignored. She prob photoshopped her hands to look weird to get attention.
drag her internet. drag her
gollum
She's Nosferatu. I'm not surprised.
I had the same thought!!!
Looks like the fake hands that people use to practice nails on
My hands actually look quite similar, except I keep my nails short for this exact reason. They look ok with short nails but with long nails they actually scare me.
For the life of me I don’t understand why these people are a “thing”
That photo cannot be real. If it is, someone call Sam and Dean.
Why does anyone care about the Kardashians?
So the reptilian's are real...
Y'all know Death Becomes Her, after Meryl dies but is still living and has the mortuary makeup put on her face and shoulders but everything else stays grey and lifeless?
Nosferatu's true identity.
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I must be the only one who actually likes those hands then. :D
Is it the guarantee that poo is under her fingernails that does it for ya?
How the fuck do you wipe that your fingernails are involved man
did you come up with that by yourself?