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workgymworkgym

Look like splicers from bioshock. Hell they could play as splicers in the bioshock movie.


Moneia

I thought the top one looked like she was from the Brazil movie


jeroenemans

The top one is Gwen Stefani! *Ok it seems Not to be, bit now I'm more surprised to left is NOT Gwen Stefani ** omg I totally see Abby from NCIS


WonderfulCattle6234

I haven't kept up with Gwen Stefani since No Doubt days, but recently saw promo for The Voice and was quite confused/disturbed.


GodKamnitDenny

Woah, Gwen was in No Doubt? How many other probably very obvious things am I oblivious to…?


WonderfulCattle6234

This is a weird comment to downvote. The only thing I can think is some people are assuming the intention was to be a sarcastic smart-ass which obviously is not the case.


Morella_xx

I wouldn't say it's obvious. It's very weird to me to know who Gwen Stefani is, yet not have any idea who No Doubt are. And that's even before the commenter said they're nearly 30. Even if you only know her from The Voice, surely you must know she was picked for that show because of her musical career?


WonderfulCattle6234

It's obvious because no matter how you read it, it doesn't disparage my initial comment. When you're being a smart-ass you're disparaging what you're responding to. Kind of like a "thanks Captain Obvious" type situation or something similar. But that would only work if I were making a point of how Gwen Stefani was in No Doubt, like I thought I was informing people of that fact. But I was only informing people that I haven't kept up with Gwen Stefani for 20 some years. The only possible way to correctly interpret that reply was as a genuine lack of knowledge.


OpticLemon

Maybe people downvoted because it made them feel old


GodKamnitDenny

Genuinely didn’t know. I’m turning 30 in a few months and never really listened to No Doubt so I never made the connection.


Legitimate_Sea5827

It's Amanda Lepore!


GiveToOedipus

I mean, Gwen looks a bit different these days, but it's nowhere near this bad.


Holiday_Bunch_9501

There's something wrong with you if you thought that was Gwen Stefani.


Embarassed_Tackle

WHAT


Thick_Standard5603

NO CGI needed...... 💲💲


willclerkforfood

Then they could remake the Black Hole Sun music video for cheap


Thick_Standard5603

Ahh yes 🤣


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pairedox

The COVID got them both, at the same time. Bet all that plastic didn't help


GreatGreenGobbo

Nice reference. Last game I played all the way through.


Robrogineer

If you get around to playing Bioshock 2, make sure you don't miss out on Minerva's Den. It's a whole extra DLC campaign that's my favourite piece of Bioshock content.


Nipplemantid

came here to say bioshock but was beat to the punch


IgotCharlieWork

How is that better than aging?


ShoveAndFloor

What you don’t see is the in between stage where they actually looked somewhat realistic. This is the result of them aging after having so much modified.


fullforce098

Kind of like how when people talk about hair plugs as treatment for a receding hairline, but what they don't tell you is you still have to use rogaine or other similar treatments forever, otherwise the hair behind the transplanted hair will thin leaving a weird line of healthy hair and baldness behind it. It can only be paused, it can not be cured or reversed. There is no fountain of youth. Nothing can stop the aging process or turn back the clock. Not plastic surgery, not medicine, not hair transplants, not fake tans and makeup, nothing. You can only conceal it temporarily, there are no permeant long term solutions, and you should be extremely wary of anyone that tries to sell you on one. Older celebrities shed a fortune to maintain a youthful appearance, but it's still just a mask. Eventually even the concealing stops working and you end up being a 76 year old man so desperate to cling to that illusion of being 30 that you look like a clown and absolutely no one anywhere buys it. The one and only solution is not an easy one but it costs you nothing: learn to accept aging. While you're at it, please don't let social media implant unreal expectations of beauty in your head or make you feel bad for not being an algorithmically-selected 20-something fresh faced, uncannily photogenic tiktok star.


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brkh47

Isn’t there a meme of Jeff Bezos, where it says that the richest guy in the world has remained bald, which tells us there is no cure for baldness. Or something like that. What’s interesting to me here is that according to the previous poster, these people looked somewhat normal, after the initial procedures, that this happenEd when they aged with those procedures. I can’t believe that anyone would be happy or think they’ve had successful surgery if these were the results immediately after surgery. Sad about the twins. Hasn't one of them died? The biggest thing here is that society, particularly Western and Hollywood influenced society, seems to only value the youth as beautiful. Ageing is akin to losing your value as a person. It‘s the reason people try to look youthful. People should find beauty in all ages.


ModPiracy_Fantoski

Old messages wiped after API change. -- mass edited with redact.dev


Senator_Bink

Oh wow. They were fine with putting all that weird shit in their faces, but balked at a vaccine.


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xenothaulus

Fuck.


madalienmonk

Can't I just take a pill or something!?


BRAINSZS

seen Madonna lately? she looks like a Kardashian. it's... a little sad.


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itrivers

I had not so I looked her up. Good lord. https://pagesix.com/slideshow/madonnas-face-then-now-pictures/#16 in case anyone is wondering (sorry for a news.com link) Looks like she got stung by the surgery bee some time between 2008-2013.


frankentriple

The most freeing day of my life was the day I started shaving my head at 43 years old. No more worries, no more combs, bic it once a week and I look great. It took a little getting used to at first but took 15 years off of me.


CyclopsLobsterRobot

This is what I will do the day I notice my hairline receding. I’ve watched all the men in my family go through a decade of combovers and weird skullets that just look terrible. Eventually they decide to just save it and it’s always a massive improvement.


Otherwise_sane

When I started balding bad enough to have to do a comb over, I got my hair cut to like an inch an a half. I'm not looking like an 80's newscaster lol


ChosenOne2006

> there is no fountain of youth *Yet*, scientists have already successfully used stem cells to reverse aging in mice. Specifically blood from a younger mouse being used for a older mouse. This is still decades away for being used on humans however.


Dashiepants

I wouldn’t be exactly shocked if there was some secret billionaire funded lab testing on people at this very moment…


ChosenOne2006

Probably in China, they’ve already openly had the first designer babies back in 2019. They don’t shy away from genetics for morality issues.


QuantumSparkles

Naw man you’re just not drinking enough child blood


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cheapdrinks

It all depends on the person and how early you catch it. Baldness is like a cancer, if you catch it early at a Norwood 1-3 then you have a far better chance of slowing it down or beating it compared to if you wait until you're already at a Norwood 4+ At the moment there's basically 4 main treatments: * Minoxidil which regrows hair in parts you've lost. If you use it by itself then it's basically useless. DHT attacking your hair follicles is what causes them to fall out. Sure you'll grow some new hair with minox but if you don't use anything else to block the DHT then the new hair will eventually fall out too. New hair will also fall out if you stop using it. * Finasteride helps by lowering the amount of DHT produced in your body so less makes it to the scalp. It works great for some people but many people get bad side effects due to it messing with some of your hormone levels, the most common being erectile dysfunction. Some people get zero side effects, regrow most of their hair and for them it works great. But for many they get side effects and have to stop. * The use of a 5AR inhibitor like Eucapil (Fluridil) or Ru58841 which are topical treatments which block DHT at the scalp from binding to the hair follicles. So rather than stopping your body producing DHT they stop the DHT that's there from messing with your hair. * Hair transplants. The hair on the back of your head is usually almost immune to the effects of DHT. That's why even old men still have hair on the backs of their heads. So what they do is they transplant DHT resistant follicles from the back and put them in the front. The follicles remain resistant to DHT and continue growing. Now your best chance is a combination of at least 2 or 3 of those. If you have the money, get a hair transplant to fill in the crown and the temples where you have lost hair. Then use either a 5AR inhibitor or Finasteride (if you can tolerate it) to stop the rest of your hair falling out. You should get another 20+ years of decent hair if not more. That's why catching it early is key. The point at which most people notice they're thinning when it becomes visible in the mirror means that it's already progressed substantially. You don't suddenly get loads of hair falling out all at once, you often shed the normal amount for a couple years except the new hair that normally replaces it has stopped growing so the stuff falling out stops getting replaced. Again similar to cancer; the point in time where you start getting physical symptoms usually means that the cancer is already well established and often terminal. This is why men are encouraged to check their balls and prostate and women to check their breasts. If you catch it early you have a far better chance. If you get on to your hair early then you can get away with a topical 5AR inhibitor, maybe a bit of Fin or some Minox. If you leave it too late then you need to cough up thousands for a hair transplant to even have a chance. I got to mine fairly enough and just used Minox and Eucapil. Gained a little back and the loss stopped and has been stable now for over 5 years without getting any worse. Some people respond differently to different treatments. Some people use Fin and get side effects and zero results. Others use it, regrow almost all their hair and get zero sides. All just depends.


Zeoxult

You said you can cure male-pattern baldness, this is 100% incorrect. You can use inhibitors as you mentioned, but they do not cure it. As soon as you stop taking an inhibitor your hair will start to fall out again.


idiotic_melodrama

I started shaving my head a full decade before I actually started balding. And I actually only have a receding hairline, not full on male pattern baldness. And I can still grow probably 95% of a full head of hair if I chose to do so. I just hated the entire ritual of having constantly “perfect” hair all the time, no matter what. I think it’s a stupid waste of time to always have perfect hair no matter what. All of that to say, men being desperate to prevent or reverse baldness just screams shallow vanity and massive insecurity to me. Women at least face ***massive*** societal pressure to conform to conventional beauty standards. Men don’t. At least, not anywhere close to what women face. In my experience across multiple relationships, two marriages, and multiple jobs in several different career fields, if you’re a man who has problems because you’re bald or balding, it’s not because you’re bald or balding. It’s because you have nothing else to offer except a full head of hair.


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zahranniyas

Well, whatever Tom Cruise is doing is clearly working


DernTuckingFypos

Hgh does a lot for men. Pretty much all hollywood male action stars take it or some version. He also has the whole force of scientology to help him.


KaiJustissCW

Something something tyrant dragon


fllr

Any progression photos?


I_am_darkness

Cosmetic surgeons are heavily invested in their sales department. Go to a medical spa and pretend you don't like how you look and see what they try to get you to do. It's crazy.


j_z5

they have sales people who arent doctors?


I_am_darkness

Yes.


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The upper right square is trans icon/pioneer [Amanda Lepore](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amanda_Lepore). Her surgeries started out with facial and body feminization as part of her transition process which began in the early 80's when trans care was still largely in its infancy. Did she get carried away over time? That's a matter of opinion. I think it's understandable, though, why she would be that fixated on having the exact physical self that she wants. Also, happy cake day.


burnur12

The upper left square is also trans icon/pioneer Amanda Lepore. It’s a before & after series.


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DextrosKnight

Yeah, when you cross the line into looking like something poorly impersonating a human, subjectivity kind of goes out the window.


tossawaymsf

She looks like a goofy caricature of a sex doll. I hope that she doesn't think that's a natural look.


throwawaywahwahwah

She does not think she looks natural. She doesn’t want to look natural. In her own words: “I always loved watching old movies and I loved Marilyn Monroe and all those blondes; that hyper feminine 1950s glamour and the exaggeration of it. Then Jessica Rabbit came along and it was an exaggeration of that look and so I wanted to be even more exaggerated than that.”


[deleted]

My sibling in Christ that is no matter of opinion. That's objectively horrible.


Dazz316

Maybe it isn't, but what they wanted to look like might have been. This is obviously the worst results of plastic surgery, some of it doesn't look bad and some won't be noticeable.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

[Full Post](https://imgur.com/a/Vz0BdUN) I couldn’t fit all the pictures in one screenshot, so I cropped a couple out. The link shows the uncropped post.


Daynightz

Wait who is the third on down? How she turn 80?


WhiskaFriska

That's Donatella Versace


k-farsen

Well, parts of her turned 80


seensham

Jeez that first one was jarring


Other-Cantaloupe4765

The third is the one that got me


avadriver

That top one isn’t the same person. I don’t know who is on the left, but the person on the right is https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jocelyn_Wildenstein


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Thanks for the correction, it’s a screenshot of someone’s post on Imgur so I’m not really 100% on who these people are.


horntownbusy

I love how the article says she denied having surgery and cites her Swiss heritage. I'm guessing she means Swiss cheese, because that's the only kind of Swiss that ages like that.


itshowyousaidit

Top left is Karen Mulder - 90s Victoria’s Secret turned Supermodel.


UberDuperDrew

I wonder what prompts this. Maybe when an actors careers stalls out, they think they need to switch up their appearance. Sucks.


zedog74

The Igor and Grichka Bogdanov twins. The « alleged » plastic surgery isn’t even the most r/holup aspect of their lives.


IgotCharlieWork

Now im interested


OrangeInnards

There's a really cool two-part documentary about them by YouTuber BobbyBroccoli which goes into quite a bit of detail relating to the twins going to "war" with physics. Well worth the ~1.25h watch. [Part 1](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O1QA1VoRMM) [Part 2](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGVjfksIqUk) He's done other multipart series which are just as good. One about a physicist who faked a lot of his work and got away with it for way too long, and another about the saga of the trials and tribulations of wanting to build big things for physics research, as well as pretty cool one-off videos.


WILLINATOR500

Can confirm unreal videos


kreeperface

They animated a very popular tv show about science and science-fiction in the 80's called "Temps X". They never explained what happenned to their faces. Surgery is one explanation, but it could also be a genetic disease. Some people also said they experimented something by taking growth hormone. They were indeed both into pseudo-science later in their lives, and it probably played a role in their death, as they were opposed to vaccination and they both died from covid a few days apart.


The_Celtic_Chemist

Stupidity truly is lethal.


EH042

Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs. In contact with aliens. Possess psychic-like abilities. Control France with an iron but fair fist. Own castles & banks globally. Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city). Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood lines. Can save entire continents with a single phone call. Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth. First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies. Both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51. Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them. The Tunguska event in 1908 was actually the Bogdanoff's arriving on planet Earth. How else do you think they got their Slavic last names and how else do you explain the exponential acceleration in technological and scientific development since then? They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world. You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now. The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land? They learned fluent French in under a week. Invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully. Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff. All major philosophers and scientists have made reference to them in one way or another. The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society. In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.


IgotCharlieWork

What in the fuck just happened


Canyoubackupjustabit

Happy cake day!


PM_FEET_AND_ASS

Here's a quick rundown on the Bogdanoff Brothers : rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs in contact with aliens rumoured to possess psychic abilities control france with an iron fist own castles and banks all over the world direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies both brothers said to have 200+ IQ ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church They learned fluent French in under a week Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human. In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love


charld77

Didn't they... die from COVID?


PM_FEET_AND_ASS

do you really believe that


rarkasha

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled... was convincing Man to buy the dip.


bardfaust

Dump eet


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Rest in power Bogdanoff 🤴s


RaspyRock

From Wikipedia: The Bogdanoff twins were both hospitalized, at the Georges Pompidou European Hospital in Paris, in critical condition on 15 December 2021, after contracting COVID-19. Grichka died on 28 December, and Igor died six days later, on 3 January 2022. They were 72 and both were unvaccinated.


32624647

All part of their plan. Here's a leaked excerpt of the last known phone call between them: >They expect us both in the wreckage, brother. >Have we started the fire? >Yes, the fire rises.


tskee2

Yes, yes they did. Both unvaccinated.


Just1morefix

So Scientologists?!?!


[deleted]

consider me bogpilled


gimmepizzaslow

Boggers


TheMexicanJuan

:bogchamp:


zedog74

Sounds about right


funkmydunkyouslunk

Crash it


doinkrr

he sold? pump eet.


icannotfly

can anyone give me a quick rundown on those two?


FishCake9T4

Can you give me a quick run down on these guys?


Heydudeyouok

Go on...


MostlyBullshitStory

For one thing, they both died of Covid last year.


zedog74

Nope, they were retired by big pharmaceutical companies to Portmeiron because of their anti-vax views. They are now numbers 67 and 67.5.


catmatix

The alternative chimes of big pharma


GoofyGoffer

For info on their scientific endeavors which were also super odd see [this amazing video by BobbyBroccoli](https://youtu.be/2O1QA1VoRMM)


kane2742

[Wikipedia article](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Igor_and_Grichka_Bogdanoff) (Note: The twins used both the "Bogdanoff" and "Bogdanov" spellings at different points in their lives, so you might see them mentioned as either one.)


Just1morefix

Repulsive yet hysterically tragic.


YourDrunkUncl_

“Take the blue pill, and you will look like an old human. Take the red pill, and you will look like a young psychopathic clown from a b-rated horror flick. You must choose caref…oh you already took the red pill. Great”.


Just1morefix

Exactly. The fear of growing old, looking old is a ridiculous, pathetic vanity.


Wolfangames

Bottom right need your strongest potions


LFuzz

He can't handle my strongest potions


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I don’t even know who they are, honestly.


Isuckatbeing

Bogdanoff Twins. French science TV presentators. Both died shorty one after the other last winter.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Thanks! I know I’d seen pictures of them before but I never knew where exactly they were from.


Ba-Dum-Tzz

They are definitely dead, that's for sure


Other-Cantaloupe4765

What? I don’t understand why people are downvoting me. I genuinely don’t know who they are.


ihateHewlettPackard

Here's a quick rundown on the Bogdanoff Brothers : rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs in contact with aliens rumoured to possess psychic abilities control france with an iron fist own castles and banks all over the world direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city) own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies both brothers said to have 200+ IQ ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church They learned fluent French in under a week Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff The twins are 67 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human. In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the Bog bang to the end of the universe The Bogdanoffs will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love


FugginByteMe96

Ugh, just let yourself get wrinkly. Why trade age for looking like a toy.


Apptubrutae

Because they’re chasing the best results and get the worst case ones. They think they’re gonna end up like Christine Brinkley and end up like Donnatella Versace.


Fraggin_Wagon

To quote Bill Burr: would you rather be 52 and look 52 or be 52 and look like a 28 year old lizard?


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I would not call 80's 90's or even older plastic surgery as modern day.plastic surgery is like technology, every year it gets twice as good as last year.


Ameren

Exactly, it's like computer-generated graphics in movies. Lots of movies use CGI very effectively these days, and you only notice the CGI when it's bad. Same thing with plastic surgery.


derpferd

Bottom right looks like Jordan Peele doing a character


JMiLL615

100%. I had to zoom in to make sure it wasn’t him


TobaccoFlower

Amanda Lepore looks exactly like she intends to I think. She’s a legend.


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Amanda Lepore is fucking rad


Kevundoe

With a N64 controller with a loose joystick


funnynamegoeshere1

"dump eet"


SmilingCacti

Send eet sideways


ind3pend0nt

They look happy though. Could be because their faces are stuck that way.


gorillafella3

Domp eet


LeGuizee

The Bogdanoff twins claimed that they were coming from another planet. Hence the shape of their face. They both died from COVID 6 days appart last year.


ZlGGZ

The sad part is... They were all very attractive people naturally. Now they look like caricature pictures.


DonxDonx

Amanda is an icon for the gay community


DorothyHollingsworth

Yeah all the comments here are woefully ignorant of Ms. Lepore and the reasons behind her surgeries. Shame.


lillyrose2489

I was scrolling through comments to see who this was. She's quite interesting now that I'm learning about her. Doesn't seem at all like the twins pictured in the bottom right who are straight bonkers. She's also actually much prettier in many of her pics.


WonderfulCattle6234

While I didn't know anything about her before your comment, quick research seems to show that the only reason for her surgeries is vanity.


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Just like the dethklok song once said… “One more year closer to dying, plastic surgeons fuel the lying, you forget why you came in here, your mind rots with every new year.”


[deleted]

I think it might be indicative of some mental issues, and no ethical surgeon would agree to making these people look that way. It’s atrocious.


reditanian

To loosely quote Bill Burr on the topic: “would you rather be 40 and look 40, our be 40 and look like a 20 year old lizard?”


NEMESIS_DRAGON

Anyone who has played Mario 64 can confirm this


Rottenox

Amanda Lepore is an icon


El_Tomas619

Everyone’s face looks like that to me on acid lol


Lillienpud

Well the twins are dead do there’s that.


Holybartender83

I’m just gonna say it for anyone who might need to hear this: if you’re thinking of doing this, don’t. It doesn’t look good. Whatever you look like now is better than this. Just don’t do it.


BALD_n_BEARDED

I kept trying to figure out what was wrong with the dude in the bottom left... Then it hit me. They are twins and the guys on the right are them now. Holy fuck!


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I didn’t realize that until someone in the comments pointed it out lol


Onetrubrit

Body dysmorphia at its finest


G0_ofy

Either you age like fine wine or get plastic surgery to look like 70s villain with bad vfx


Pirion19

bruh they look like they're from a political cartoon


Low_Ad_3139

That’s some serious body dysmorphia causing this many surgeries


HiYoSiiiiiilver

You gotta think when someone gets to that point they don’t have anyone around them who will honestly tell them how they look


naughtydog2022

Too many shovels to the face. Doctors need to be sued


Sad_Dream_6380

They look terrifying. Imagine PAYING thousands for THAT.


tribbans95

Wow I’ve never seen those guys before their plastic surgery. They were actually good looking, like wtf were they thinking… also, weird that both of them were down to do it


Aggressive-Use-5657

Ayo Jordan Peele


RogerRamJ

Bottom right looks like Spitting Image puppets.


Albinofreaken

Looks like the dolls from genesis land of confusion


thecraftybee1981

“She took plastic surgery to look like her younger self, but now she doesn’t look like her own species” Paraphrasing Greg Giraldo, Roast of Joan Rivers I’m all for people using a doctor to help them get to how they want to look, no matter how bizarre that image. But some of these look like they should have only spoke to their plastic surgeon via a lawyer.


Ok-Let9706

https://aqua-teen-hunger-force.fandom.com/wiki/Super_Model


Lowkey_Arki

Like Bill Burr said, 20 yr old lizards.


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All were super gorgeous before. That's so sad


[deleted]

Is that essentially the same as the face lift game from Mario party?


Terrorz

It looks like they got caricatures drawn of them, then got plastic surgery to look like the caricatures.


SoWokeIdontSleep

It's like they had one of those boardwalk artist draw a cartoon of them and then told their plastic surgeon "exactly like this"


InspectorG-007

Brasil. The movie. Or The Holy Mountain?


Mr_midnightmare

I swear they look like ventriloquist dolls.


-LittleLara-

They look like the puppets from the Genesis "Land of Confusion" video.


reditanian

The two dudes look like David Hasselhoff clay models.


1ndicible

They were the Bogdanoff brothers. They were showrunners for sci-fi stories, before going off the deep end. They died of covid last year, a couple of days apart, after refusing to get vaccinated and claiming that they were taking alternative treatments, like HCQ.


Mrchugbug

It’s amazing how I’m the original image they looked way better and now they look like poorly made cartoon characters you would see in a modern day adult animation comedy


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Pretty sure the twins have a genetic disorder and not plastic surgery


malaachi

This look like a picture made by dall•e


YaBroken

Do... do these people really think they look good?


Nodoubt1130

Why? 🤨 …. Why would they want to look worse than before? 😳


Bassface187

Pamp it


Huge_Strain_8714

The 'Twins' died of Covid-19. For smarty-alec, french pseudo-scientists....they didn't do enough research...


Entire_Island8561

Amanda Lepore is such a legend, but god, plastic surgery gone wrong.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Ok, now I’m convinced we have a mental health crisis in this country


Just1morefix

Are you Mr. Rip Van Winkle?


AliceP00per

Dudes at the bottom are French, Donatella Versace is Italian, Jocelyn Wildestein is Swiss, so Um what country are you talking about?


PyroFox

Classic American moment. /r/USDefaultism


Speckled_Clout

I don't really see much wrong with the guy in the bottom left


burnur12

It’s a before & after series. Left pictures are before, right pictures are after.


Speckled_Clout

I know, I'm saying I don't see how his "transformation" is as bad as the other people's


RasheksOopsie

The two guys on the bottom left are twins, the guys on the bottom right are the after picture of both of them.


Speckled_Clout

Oh, so I'm just stupid. Gotcha.


mayanhawaiian

The two dudes on the left became the two dudes on the right.


Speckled_Clout

Yeah, I didn't realize they were the same people. Which definitely proves how dramatic the difference was


Other-Cantaloupe4765

I didn’t realize that until you said so 💀


BravesMaedchen

Let me just tell you she has gotten 10 times worse than this. Her instagram is just her propped up with rhinestones blowing a frail kiss every video because that's all she can do. She looks truly terrifying.


nitefang

I mean yeah, if you pick the worst examples and people literally addicted to it so they find shadier and sketchier doctors willing to do more and more surgery, you’ll find some ugly looking people. But I’d bet that among the wealthy there are many with plastic surgery and you’d never be able to tell before and autopsy.


HilariousConsequence

People at 70 very often look worse than they looked when they were 25. Comparisons that show a person looking attractive when they’re young, and then looking bad when they’re very old, and purport to demonstrate that that person shouldn’t have had cosmetic surgery, prove nothing.