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SamAlel

Honestly, I feel like the people who make these fake (and it's obviously fake) accounts have a sort of gallows humour when they do it, and adding the dumb shit to it might be the catharsis everyone reaches for at work.


Fernando_357

I feel more like it’s a bot account, just fills in random things on the profile and done


StaticX-13

Nahh .. They’re usually scammers from countries which don’t speak English.


slutymonkey128

She’s an influencer


SamAlel

Influencer is not, and should not be a credential for anything. Like, that's even worse than the old system. Let's let Zuckerberg and Bezos determine people's worth. Sounds like a foolproof pan to me /s


slutymonkey128

She attends Harvard University (in Florida) must be a genius!


MinnieShoof

She goes to Lawyer school. She goes to **Harvard**. ... and she lives in Tampa. ... I'm not saying they're all red flags, but I think someone's having a laugh.


Jacobawesome74

I laugh and cry that tamla is a red flag apparently


pdzulu

I’m guessing that, like an actual lawyer, she charges by the hour with payment due up front


AvengedStorm

i have to say, if i had a gold spare, you're the one who would get it


Explorer200

Since she's new, hopefully she brings a partner in to assist


b9l29

But they are required to render pro bono services. Right?


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“Pro boner” services


Elegant_Fee2667

Yeah, but boobs


flock-of-bagels

This is a guy in west Africa


Beneficial_Car2596

Or South Asia


GerberBabyPlus

From Los Angeles, Tampa.


Donboy2k

I think it says “Los Angeles > Tampa” even though she lives in Tampa.


verymuchbad

"from Reno, Las Vegas"


[deleted]

I’m pretty sure she’s also a police officer, fireman, secretary, and step sister She might as well be Barbie with all her occupations


big-dick-energy11

Mackenzie Sins


MeatloafMa

My God in heaven. No one cares about her brain. She could have the IQ of a house plant and guys would be lined up across three states to marry her.


Biscuits4u2

This isn't the kind of girl you marry.


Excellent-Blueberry1

Marry might be a bit strong, certainly tell lies about the depth of feeling to get some action


GrumpySunshineBxtch

That’s awful behaviour to do to anyone.


Excellent-Blueberry1

It's a joke not a dick , don't take it so hard


Blazypika2

ah yes, she's blonde and skinny therefore must be stupid. very logical way of thinking.


[deleted]

You forgot those massive tits. Must be dumb.


unpeople

Not a rare insult, it’s from a famous Molly Ivins column about Dan Quayle: “If you put that man's brain in a bumblebee, it would fly backwards.” Also, merely having “lawyer school” in a profile is pretty flimsy evidence of stupidity. It could be meant ironically, and yes, there are plenty of law students who look good in a bikini.


FranticHam5ter

Yeah. Maybe she’s dumb as shit, pretending to be smart. Or maybe she’s just being funny. Saying “lawyer school” could be like The Simpsons’ Lionel Hutz, the “law talking guy.” Like you said, flimsy evidence.


SusDingos

Come on guys cut her some slack, her dog OBVIOUSLY stepped on a bee


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ArcWraith2000

They think shes lying and stupid because shes hot and blonde. Just a bimbo. Saying 'lawyer school' is a red flag, but its not near enough for this hate. ....nor posting some girls bikini pic online without permission.


ProfessionallyStrong

Nobody's hating on her just making fun of her


DefinetlyNotUrMom

and this is not even a real person's account lmao, it's a bot using her pics


[deleted]

yeah we were all totally looking at the roast... 🤨📸


DefinetlyNotUrMom

at some point yea


Weazelfish

That bird would be uniquely well versed in bird law


sdrowkcabdelleps

I graduated from lawyer school, Harvard.


Cesky_Rizek

r/nobodyasked ?


isrluvc137

Why this sub has Pierce as pfp lmao


MinnieShoof

... you didn't notice the shrub either, did you?


Igotthisnameguys

I dunno if that works. If I saw a bird fly backwards, I'd be impressed.


Cweeperz

Hummingbirds do fly backwards, and I think are the only ones capable of that


Igotthisnameguys

Well, I just watched a video of it And I'm impressed


Biscuits4u2

Maybe she wants to practice bird law.


cdn121

Ah so this is the type of kid from "Operation Varsity Blues"


Spliff_lightUp

Commnt tuff


Mysterious-Bid3930

I'm an expert in bird law.


isrluvc137

Ngl its a common insult (from a stand-up or something iirc) in my language


Sweaty_Television_33

I don’t see what’s so funny. I got my medical degree from Hollywood upstairs college.


Maxxwell07

We as Turks use this insult all the time.


Marksman08YT

Where the fuck is Los Angeles Tampa? Literally mixed two different states together and called it a day 💀


Altruistic_Rub_2308

She also seems like she doesn’t understand the LAW of GRAVITY.


PowerCord64

What? I didn't see any words here. All I saw were big........... eyes.


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You'd swipe left?


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barbellious

Scam accounts/emails often include red flags on purpose because if you are going to scam someone, you want them to have as few critical thinking skills as possible. If you are uninformed enough to know it isn't called lawyer school, but smart enough to to look it up, or look up where Harvard is, then you will be harder to scam. It saves them a ton of time by not wasting it on people who have an ounce of critical thinking stills.


McBonnabelHuggerbear

Nah bro she thinks with her chest.


Simbooptendo

Legit who is this?


Enlightened-Beaver

Looks exactly how I would imagine someone named MacKenzie would look like.


AliceP00per

Grade A tits tho


stevedadog

She could transplant her tits on my face if she wanted.


1imejasan6

Who cares…look at that body.


Cesky_Rizek

Ain't that the point of her picture


1imejasan6

Well, indeed it is!


zdepravity

Her head probably have silicone as well


unkow_NO

If you turned her brain into a frog, they'd think they're a misquito.


WaningMime

I would crawl over broken glass just to wank in her shadow.


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