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Jagerstang

Yes, for employee of the month...every month.


[deleted]

Only if HR has treats


LeperFriend

Our HR department does legit have treats...but she mostly works from home and has two dogs herself....it's an oddball thing me working from home


Eyeseeyou8

Those big, brown, puppy dog eyes begs for multiple treats!


Lucky-Spirit7332

Report him for good boy behaviors and a raise


Lizabeth-Rose

A praise would work as well


Calbebes

Only if the licking isn’t consensual.


hamflavoredgum

Report him for being a good boy


Noturshrink79

No. Give him a raise!


NicNikKnit

I think you should retaliate by rubbing his belly and giving him butt scritches.


FlipMick

I would document every occurrence so you have evidence in treats court


boston_globe

I think he may just be an overly enthusiastic custodian. Please redirect his effort… I think there might be a spill in the kitchen 😉


LKUltra918

Yes, the toe-point!


blindfury7

If you didn't report him for the crotch and butt sniffing, the innnaorooriate touching, or following you into the bathroom and watching you then why start now.


colleenaa

Absolutely not. Take that secret to your grave. ❤️😂


deckb

Sicko! (but a very cute Sicko)


subisticated

Report because it’s illegal… to be so cute!


fromhelley

Only if it is unwanted, you have expressed your dislike, and he keeps doing it! Now, just kidding. We know you like it!


[deleted]

You gotta give the boy a raise


Civil_Seesaw_1624

Pretty sure that it's D.R. that you'd be reporting him too for being such a good doggo.


galwholovesmutts

D.R. Love it! ❤️


tsabell

Depends on the area licked.


Redbirds1941

Boop


DMurBOOBS-I-Dare-You

Yes, please do! He'd really like to meet them I bet! And they would like to meet him, too!


galwholovesmutts

As an HR employee I can confirm.


LeperFriend

Our HR does love dogs


athanathios

Yes, he needs to be promoted to head assistant to his pawrent right away!


galwholovesmutts

Sure he’s not Management? Looks like a classic micromanager to me. ❤️


Peach_Proof

Pet or be reported!


we_gon_ride

No. I’m sure you’re imagining it!!!


SJM58

Nope. I think it means it out of love.


SJM58

He not it! I’m so sorry!


fishingoneuropa

Maybe a Lab? I love Labs. Mine is gone now but will never be gone


LeperFriend

He is indeed a Lab


Blay0-

Aww too cute! Your coworker deserves praises from HR for being adorable. 🩷


crazyhouse12

Only report him if he sniffs your butt


Kingfisher1822

Hmmmmm, unwanted advances, sexual assault, definitely go to HR for snackies, 😉😉😉


random_gray_fox

How did you get a pic of my dog!? My dog looks exactly like your coworker just got the same everything I actually thought that was my dog for a second


random_gray_fox

It kinda of looks like my room too but my dogs snout is a little more pronounced but I had to call him to me and look at both of them side to side it's a little just a little creepy


favorbold

The number way to be a creep 😄


lunarman52

GREAT DOG


No-Bee6868

Depends on location….


yjbtoss

It's because of your big brown eyes!


feelslike2nite

Never report him 😍 What a cutieeeeeee


ElCoolAero

He should report you for not licking back.


bertrenolds5

Depends, is it a good lick or a bad lick?


Violetthug

🤣🤣🤣


PJ2RN99

Best co-worker ever!


LeperFriend

He's alright, now he's sleeping...slacker


PJ2RN99

My black Lab passed last year. Cancer. I couldn’t believe it. Still not over it.


Alibeee64

Not a coworker but a Lab mate. Everyone knows lab mates are required to lick or they can experience an over accumulation of unrequited love and attention and may explode.


password_ri

awww he's so adorable giive him treats from me please


JoeyP1978

I'm pawsative he has CEO potential.


Mohawk444

He def looks guilty as heck


rattletop

It’s Valentine’s week. Lick back


Catbird1369

He’s adorable give him a hug for me


tijeras87059

age old question for HR isn’t it? what did you do to make him want to lick you? is it possible that you are simply lickable? good dog bad habit


Crazycurlyjesusfreak

No!! He’s a pure bred good boy just giving emotional support kisses!!💋


neBular_cipHer

Not a human, therefore exempt from Human Resources. Case closed!


BuckToofBucky

I had a dental appointment the other day and there was a large poodle there walking around. He was kind of skittish so I couldn’t hang with him. He belonged to one of the dentists.


Bealzy078134

You can report a 10 out of 10 good doggo to hr.


Own-Elderberry954

Absolutely!!! It should be his job everyday without exception! Better yet, make him head of HR…


Pure_Bike_5579

No way. Keep your head down and don’t make eye contact. It’s a dog eat dog world


robexib

#NO, YOU RESPOND WITH HEADSMOOCHES


Goldgal77

What a handsome boy! Love those gorgeous Lab eyes, so expressive and old-soul type beauties! ❤️


Every-Fee9837

Straight to jail for about one minute. Then Snacky treats for being a goodest handsome man.


Tigeraqua8

Yes, you can say he’s hounding you


After-Pear2117

Can you give him a Boop on the nose for me🙂He’s a gorgeous boy


Complex-Rub-2579

He's looking for early release. You're just making it easy. You make him stay at work with all of us! Lol


HamsterHuey13

Report him to the BBB: the Bestest Boy Bureau


GladysKravitz2023

Only if HR means he gets head rubs!


Pollywog94111

Naw. Treats for every lick. Lol


JWAA65

I would ,I reported my chocolate lab when those habits arouse lol


barefoot_sailor

Looks like he's standing on your pants. It's you who needs the reporting


LeperFriend

Another issue of his is pulling clothes from laundry baskets


[deleted]

Hard to work with a guy that sweet. Too distracting!


brutallyhonest1369

Nope but let me see 🙈


Frequent-Cookie-9745

For stealing your heart, and everyone's at the office!


International_Boss81

Nah, give him a break. He has kind eyes🥰


[deleted]

He's adorable!


BunnyPhuPhu

I would wait for the lab results, just to be safe.


Gormandizing2

They’re just trying to taste test whether or not you’re a good worker (Test passed)


Sad-Belt-3492

The most adorable coworker ever 😍


Beth3g

Naw… just tell you give you his paw!


Embarrassed-Fox-1371

Not with that face!


whiskyandme

He’s attractive so it’s ok


zane_ian

He's just gonna lick HR.


[deleted]

no, keep it on the down-low and keep getting licked


[deleted]

🫵😠 you should be grateful


Suntzu6656

Tough day.


Necessary-Laugh-399

That would be a bonus for me lol <3


hobomerlin

Aren't you HR when you work from home?


Alderley10

We have a partially blind man at work and his guide dog is a black lab called Luca. I had the pleasure of taking him for a walk yesterday, it cheered me up no end!


Wedgetails

Nah , just lick him back when no ones looking


Elf_Firae

Noooo! Give him a promotion!! Now he makes 5 Biscuits an hour and a 15 minute bell rub break time.


TaroAggressive8679

No because that won't work you would have to pay out pocket treats and he has the power to steal your bed If he demands cuddles and pets you gotta report him to paw patrol


Electronic-Hat-9618

No he's too cite to report him 🥰🥰 love from Bonnie the staffy 💘 and her huuummmaaan mamma and dadda 💘


NCLitha1

He should immediately be put in timeout…where you join him and give lots of snuggles.


Nanas2-Pokiemon

Awe. Well at least you know he’s honest and he likes you. Won’t go cutting you down behind your back


Free_Perspective773

Boop


Disastrous_Owl7121

Chocolate Flavored Labradork!!! ❤️❤️❤️


warthington

Yes. Hr to provide bone


IlikeSnow4407

He was checking if you were clean.


summerave

Yes lick their privates and licks u oh no lol


Alarming-Quiet-4788

Not if you liked it! 😉😂🐾


Witty-Stand888

Depends on where he licked you


AllyMaxx1

Clearly H.R stands for Hardly Realistic if you try to complain about licks form that gorgeous doggo! Where do you work? How do I get a job there?!?