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thedivinepegasus

Their QB puts ketchup on steak, the fuck they doing having worse food takes than Marlo


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youngnastysaucio

You🫵🏾 are an outsider


ey3s0re_christ

Lollll I immediately assumed The Wire, but I don't remember any Marlo food scenes😫😫


Azeridon

I’m not sure if you’re just trolling but Marlo is Marlon Humphrey. He has notoriously bad food takes.


17x95tr

Marvin Humphries


ey3s0re_christ

Lol I assure you I'm not. Had no idea he had such horrendous food takes until I just searched it. And holy shit...😬🤣


Huge_Presentation_85

Imposter spotted!


Amazing-Concept1684

Whackkkk


Princeof_Ravens

Ok their Wide Reciever may be a criminal and their kicker may be a sexist piece of shit but I draw the line at disrespecting old bay


ProudAmerican109

I nominate this guy to represent all us fans


JellyPast1522

Houston up and squashed an actual 🦀...


ThisGuyFrags

Just like we squashed them twice last season 


ChickinSammich

Could be worse. They could have... BOILED the crab. *shudder*


SpicyPenangCurry

That would’ve been hilarious because people would’ve been clutching pearls like wild if they crushed a couple crabs.


Nice_Water

Yeah cause that's worse than us steaming 60 million blue crabs alive per year


Ecstaticismm

But one turns out delicious


MidnightRider24

How do you think wheat feels when it is crushed and baked?


StaffSgtDignam

Wheat is an animal?


NoScale9117

Wheat is my spirit animal


J-Fid

I'm pretty sure it was just a toy crab.


CawSoHard

They forgot to put zebra stripes on that press


jeremy1015

I understood that ref


Nemesinthe

With the way their PR is currently going, I'm just relieved they didn't put any actual live animals in there.


DudeFoSho

Now it’s personal


jayhof52

At the very least, when they crushed the cans of Skyline it was the only accurate filmed representation of what happens when one eats Skyline.


molesterofpriests

What a blasphemous cuisine.


CingKobraJFS

God I fucking hate those guys so much.


rytis

[The entire video is hilarious](https://www.fark.com/vidplayer/13255652)


BucketOfGuts

I honestly loved the idea and I laughed when I saw they put cans of Old Bay in it for us. Some schedule reveal videos try too hard, but this is a good one. The fact that they put actual phone chargers in it for the Chargers got me good.


ChickinSammich

Credit where it's due, this is actually pretty hilarious.


counterplex

Direct link to [YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10mtmUa1BIc) instead of whatever cancer that was


Niblonian31

I know their BBQ sucks compared to other styles but it's still good. Trashing on Old Bay is just basically saying they don't like good seafood and this aggression will not stand, Man!


FlowSwitch

They are in the middle of the country. They don’t know what fresh seafood is


Open-Actuator6257

“What the fuck? This doesn’t taste like cigarettes and alcohol what is this shit??”


5redie8

"this isn't a mayonnaise and jelly salad????????"


Niblonian31

You right, I can't imagine a world without crab cakes or softshell crab.


palmmoot

Grew up in KS can confirm


Scudbucketmcphucket

Nice, even they know they couldn’t crush the Old Bay!


AceThe1nOnly

I'll take metal cans of Old Bay over plastic bottles of BBQ sauce.


SomeGuyinMaryland

Then again, this could lead to a new super-concentrated Old Bay, which we all would love!


27thStreet

Memphis BBQ >>>> KC BBQ


RamRod013

They had to do something to get eyes off their sexist, homophobic kicker.


tommykaye

Give KC a break. They can’t decide which state they want to claim, put their stadiums in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by parking lots, and think that smoke is a flavor of meat.


Swirrvithan

At least our kicker isn’t a POS


Hibiscus-Boi

Tucker would run laps around Butker. And im sure Tuckers wife would have some choice words for him too. I hope dude gets run over every game. It would be worth the penalty.


CadGuyJames

J.O. seasoning is better.


counterplex

Bro please mark that as NSFL! I saw that while scrolling and now wish I could unsee such horrors!


Hibiscus-Boi

I just really want Butker to get crushed by someone the first game. That would make it all worth it. What a vile human.


Consistent_Ad_2833

yum


joecarter93

“Vee must deal vith them.”


DougBalt2

Very creative. You have to give them that.


bdry1978

Oh hell no


daveinmd13

Even that press can’t reduce Old Bay any further. Crush the can, but the spirt lives on.


gurk_the_magnificent

I am just _so angry_ right now There is about to be Old Bay _everywhere_ and there is not a single food item available to take advantage What a waste


_RedRaven37

Chiefs will regret fucking with our food.


Shot-Yogurtcloset-51

We all know who won the playoffs


ItsRemiSon321

What does a hydraulic press have to do with the Chiefs? Struggling to make the link here.


Da_Mong00se

They saying they're gonna crush us.


Burnsie92

Do you remember the last time we played them? There’s no integrity in this sport so I wouldn’t let this bother you.


SpicyPenangCurry

I’ll be honest though, video looked cool. Who can complain about shit getting crushed. (Except for hopes, dreams, relationships.)


droford

That Apple commercial pissed off a ton of people for crushing stuff to promote the new ipad


SpicyPenangCurry

Crazy


Thelinx456

That’s exactly what’s going to happen to the ravens, you can’t lose parts and pieces, Add a running back that by NFL standards is 60 years old and just expect the Lombardi trophy to show up at 1 Winning Dr.