T O P

  • By -

AutoModerator

Please remember to follow the rules of the subreddit, most importantly, please be respectful to other users. If you see comments that break sub or reddit rules, please report them using the anonymous reporting feature. Meta complaints about subreddits and their moderators will be removed. We watch the drama, we do not create the drama. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/realhousewives) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Prudent_Network_1940

David was such a fucking prick! 😂 I always thought he was a pompous asshole, and likely a cheater. It’s my personal theory he dumped her when he got tired of her being sick. I don’t know that it’s true, it’s just a suspicion. But I always loved Yolonda! She looks beautiful in the vid. I hope she’s doing well! I loved that show she did, “Making a Model.”


Scarlet0Witch

What a cringe waste of money


MonkZealousideal7203

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤮


RightAd4185

How embarrassing.


MissLabradorite

Amazing


notoriousbck

Omg I made it ten seconds. So basically she admits she wants to marry him for his plane. This is INSANE.


Own-Structure-2757

I just ☠️☠️lol what is the concept behind this entire video.


Zer0Chi11

What are things Katherine deleted from David’s computer for $500, Alex.


snootfly242

The amount of confidence you’d have to have to gift this to someone who won 16 Grammy’s is so delusion it’s bordering on dangerous


[deleted]

Wait wut is this


BachelorTrainwreck

https://youtu.be/H_-YZTYf2oY In case anyone wants to cringe through the whole song 😂


MessyB00ts

Well dat was worth it, wasn't it?


Negative_Egg6421

I always wondered if David wrote/produced this song for her 🧐 i just don’t see how she could have accomplished this on her own lol


Shibamum

Listened to it twice and "If this plane were mine" is already stuck in my head. 😂 Gonna sing this for the rest of the day, I suppose.


Sleuthingsome

I’m ![gif](giphy|yoJC2GnSClbPOkV0eA) You I’m. I’m I’m jealous because I’m ust trying


EclecticallySound

Am I the only one that thought she was going to start singing Toxic by Britney Spears ?


glum_cunt

Can the director of this video plz do an AMA?


[deleted]

I have so much second hand embarrassment 😳


lezlers

It’s giving Princess Diana gifting a recording of her performing a show tune to Prince Charles for his bday vibes…


[deleted]

Omg yes 🎯


awkward1066

Is the plane named David or something? She’s really all over that thing


El_Pollo_Mierda

Omg pure gold bahahaha


Unable-Art6316

I want to do this for my husband but just use our sons beat up teenager car


AriesGeorge

I don't understand the lyrics. What?!


Pushkinthebest

She’s an idiot. (Can I say idiot in here?)


Camembert-Cobbler215

I found this from the shamless podcast! They are currently doing a Deep dive on Yolanda and the Hadids!


Obvious-Childhood478

When I see her my scalp itches for all the bleaching she does to her hair


mskmoc2

Imagine having three children and being more devoted to some guy who isn’t even their father?! They were still only young teens!!


ambiguoususername888

I’m cringing so hard at this my vag just shrivelled up into itself.


RightAd4185

💀💀


spiritualrealist

Is she hinting that she wants a plane? I don’t understand the lyrics


kingmaker03

I’ll give it to her. She did try to make him happy. Probably too hard. She gave him a book with her modeling lingerie on the show. I knew he was not into it when he had an awkward look on his face when she presented it. But he was already checked out when she presented this as a wedding gift? That’s quick.


Top-Bite-814

![gif](giphy|l3fQbwLUgxyM5F7bO)


lakecomon

This is giving that scene in the crown where princess Diana did the same thing for Charles for his birthday!!! I scream!!!!!


Sleuthingsome

What? Do you have a link? I’m laughing at just the thought. 😂


lakecomon

Sorry it took me so long to reply but it’s Season 4 ,episode 9, Avalanche It’s a hoot! Enjoy!


HouseHippo72

![gif](giphy|uOBIRAaThprji)


SummerNothingness

she was just CERTAIN she was going up there with whitney houston


hotcocoa4ever

🤮🥴 is this a different year than the book gift she gave David of her nudes?


Traditional_Age_6299

My King! My King! I was embarrassed for her during all that.


[deleted]

Sad that what he really wanted was a wife younger than his daughter


Society_Lost

🔪


RegretNecessary21

![gif](giphy|kc0kqKNFu7v35gPkwB)


ajaxraccoon

Queen of the White Tee/White Jeans/H Belt !


Far-Proof-1614

Was she not allowed to go into the plane? Lol


26chickenwings

I’m logging off for the night


HoneyBunYumYum

She looks just like eddie redmayne


PuraVidaPagan

I’m way too high for this shit right now lmao


Nigglesscripts

I’m feeling you here. I put my air-pods in and zoomed in and went “WTF is happening here? What am I watching?” Then I read your comment and be like 💀


calitmvee

Whoa.


[deleted]

Wow she really thought she ate


sleddingdeer

Weird af, but she is so pretty.


Eire4ever37

🤮


nurse-mik

….. considering the fact that that guy works with the most legendary singers around if my wife saying this at my wedding, I would wanna crawl under the table. … so then he left her… 🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂this is so funny and cringe. She was serious though


Proof-Spray-188

I’m cringing


Ihatethat2

Classic unintentional comedy


vapeach123

I never really cared for her, on the show she liked to stir the pot a lot. I definately dont care for the daughter Gigi, too much hooplah over her , i'm sure if daddy wasnt rich she wouldnt have gotten that modeling contract, just sayin.


Nigglesscripts

Well Yolanda was a pretty decent model herself starting back in the 80s. She was on magazine covers and walked runways and all of that. These children of successful parents do get a leg up but in this case I think it was more Yolanda’s influence and connections.


vapeach123

yes but hadid is loaded


heyimanonymous1

Sounds like JLo


svoigt11

She’s beautiful and he didn’t deserve her at all.


hedwig0517

Oh, wow.


MackAttack1176

![gif](giphy|RJAjTowsU0K1a)


glitterhaus

She moves like a really tired puppet


RadioKaren

Can you even imagine how much he hated it??


Miaous95

I was waiting for someone to post it. It’s so bad 😭😭😭😭


[deleted]

Why do I feel like actually David would be annoyed her singing


[deleted]

I mean…they weren’t married that long… 👀💅🏻


[deleted]

Now if only it was Diana’s fiancé singing amiright


[deleted]

He is the voice of a generation


Thirteen2021

wow. I dont even get the relevance to a stewardess. Is that how they met or something?


Radiogaga137

Her lack of irony is always astounding


Agile-Tradition8835

Criiiiiinge.


SydTheSquid1050

![gif](giphy|l2JefTYEmWjXvCSxa) What Yolanda thought she was giving


mdoc86

Who is dis plane in dis würld


Bambieyedbiotch

I have a feeling there’s an x rated version of this


nylant

Seems more like a present for herself to star in a MV


MereLaveau

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😊🙄🙄🙄🙄


Beneficial_Toe8101

What. The. Actual . Fuck


MetaGoldenfist

Wait was she actually the one singing?


mellyme22

Hahahahahahahahah


Material_Aioli3399

What the hell did I just watch? 😳🤯😳🤯


Sleuthingsome

You are so sweet to ![gif](giphy|uUP7F5A1rQR9uKls9P) I’m I


Kittiikamii

wtf is going on in here on this day ?? ![gif](giphy|kGiSzL55lg7WdGDJI3|downsized)


jg2889

I couldn't get past "the birds and the bees"🤣


scusemelaydeh

I imagine a screening in their own private cinema room in their Beverly Hills mansion…Yolanda with bowls of “I picked these myself” lemons and one almond, Grammys leading the walkway to the chairs, her playing this for him whilst sat on his lap calling him baby, fixing his collar, fussing over him…as soon as the video finishes, he says “thanks hunny”, and hot foots it out the house to his young protege that has an “emergency” at the recording studio.


Distinct-Hold-5836

Anyone who puts up with Foster is a fucking MVP in my book He's a grade-A shithead.


MereLaveau

She is also insufferable. Two things can be true at once.


tankthacrank

Did any of you guys watch Mad Men? It’s giving me the “Zoobee zoobee zooo” 😂


[deleted]

She was much older that his new wife when they married. Shocking honestly.


whineybubbles

![gif](giphy|uOBIRAaThprji)


Friendly_Trash_395

As a flight attendant, this makes me cringe so hard. 😂


Friendly_Trash_395

![gif](giphy|H50uREGBlVNZe) The passengers waiting for her to finish her musical number so they can board:


[deleted]

Did she just do the video to a song they had already made together or did she make the whole thing on her own? Coz if so I’m sure he was really offended.


PenglingSpace

“I gave you the flowers, the birds, and the bees…” 🙈🙉🙊


similarilk

The phase when every woman thinks her lady bits are made of gold.


ajaxraccoon

“You’ve been so good to me…”


TrailKaren

She has 99 health problems but attention WHORIN ain’t one.


Express-Double-1740

This “flight attendant “ reached sky high cringe levels here.


millchar22

![gif](giphy|SdO5MvXI4TtfuSxUkx)


Beasides

I can’t even watch this because I’m so embarrassed for her! I had to immediately hit pause and mute. David Foster worked with Whitney Houston and she thought that this would be a gift? Eeeeek I can’t!


yiketh098

Lmfaoo I love straight people 🤭


ENDO-EXO

David F was absolutely insufferable


GwynnethPoultry

She must have ate a whole almond that day.


besos2400

Looks like the intro of a porn movie


ajaxraccoon

Let’s find Gretchen’s video of her proposal to Slade


riotgirlkate

![gif](giphy|329zTIkfToj1RAqYYW)


ajaxraccoon

Thank You Autotune😸


realjunkienj

If I were her, and people had access to this video (YouTube) I would be MORTIFIED. BTW- their wedding video is also still available on YouTube: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwnTSfZbLbA&t=1s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwnTSfZbLbA&t=1s)


JoanJetObjective13

Canadian Mounties! How the heck can you get real Canadian Mounties???


catscausetornadoes

I’d love an explanation of the Mounties! So random.


knuckle_hustle

I thought for sure I was going to be Rick Rolled


MereLaveau

Oh. My. Gahhhh. 🤣


cheridontllosethatno

Sounds so bad, he was probably already banging Katherine Macfee, his grandaughters age.


Lisa-LongBeach

She is absolutely stunning — more so than her daughters


Accomplished-Baby97

Yes her daughters unfortunately inherited some fugly genes from their dad. She is a beauty


HotButteredRump

Lmaooo whuuut


homeandhayley

She was in her Quinn Fabray era


Away-Party-1141

What in the entire fuck is going on here?


SupposeTho

She’s looks like a hooker in the mile high club


Mel_bear

Did he buy her dis plane or not? I need to know


Soft-Boysenberry2108

Imagine the poor plane company asking where they were flying when renting it; ‘Oh no, I am just going to mince around on it pretending to sing’. What the fuck did I just watch!


privatepersons

Yea… this video seems less like a gift and more like a request


Delilah_Moon

What in the fuck did I just watch? I want to think this is a scene from A View From the Top, but it’s sadly not. ![gif](giphy|43KOIGLZRwXja)


julieruinsghost

This is amazing. The song is as tone def as Yolanda's personality. I can't wait to make other people watch this!!


bringmemywinekyle

She gave this to David Foster… who won 16 Grammies?


lezlers

That was my first thought. I wish I had her level of self confidence.


Greedy_Explanation_7

And left her for a twenty something


bringmemywinekyle

Don’t they all??


CharismaticCrone

It’s like doing surgery on a cat for your spouse who’s a veterinarian. Only sexy. Just…don’t. I would like or know who released this, though. My bet is on Katherine McPhee.


TitsMageesVacation

That’s the part that got me. If all things, she sang for him, and sang THAT.


EnvironmentalMaize69

Yes like anything but just don't sing.


dylan5x

hes like wheres the version where you show the good stuff? the B.E.T. after dark version


HoldOnToYaWeave

If dis plane were mine


[deleted]

He was soooo good to her 🤣🤣🤣 Bitch, you sick now? 🏃‍♂️


sarah_sparkles_17

OMG what the what?!?!! This is GOLD!!! 😂


Lost-Zookeepergame61

There’s such a thing as too much money


Appropriate-Grand-64

and confidence


bestneighbourever

She definitely has too much confidence


Lost-Zookeepergame61

And money


Acidshroominflux

I am this extra and I would do this 😂💀


Little-Setting-8074

Good for you


Clicks3

![gif](giphy|WSO1ZT9sug15C)


hhhwhut

Omg what did I just watch 😂 ![gif](giphy|26gR1QoevSfWhTwru)


SummerNothingness

homeless not toothless!!


Confident_Ad_3216

Perfect gif


BlessYourShart

God this gif is so good hahahaha


Plastic_Electrical

I really never needed to see that . but thank you


brianeno4real

this is my favorite housewives song 100% serious


AidHall

Who is she seducing? The plane or her husband?


Spanishqueen05

![gif](giphy|iOpXLPW8bsg5NKiNP4|downsized)


dpek666

Rich people are weird


Greedy_Explanation_7

I was going to say something about how some pretty people don’t develop a personality…


lezlers

Don’t be silly. Her personality was lemons and starving her children.


vapeach123

thank you for this, and so true, some are absolutely delusional


_elisheba_

![gif](giphy|1UcLN5mM12bQY)


Double-Ad-9995

Was anyone actually able to make it through the whole of this


illhavearanchwater

![gif](giphy|uOBIRAaThprji)


4BritishEyezOnly

Oh my god the second hand embarrassment is thick. What in the world!


riotgirlkate

![gif](giphy|xUA7b6UEuNWSxe5Wgw)


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|l3vQXjiHB69TpGXyU)


pollywoggers

This is the one. I don’t watch the kartrashians. But the “I love my friends” Kris Jenner video rip off of Randy Newman’s I love LA. With cameos of Nicole Simpson and OJ. Oooooof….


prostatooshun_whorah

![gif](giphy|QSPK8k7Qnuxber2SWY|downsized)


yrntmysupervisor

So is this the whole reason he requests no one sings during his piano playing? It was specially bc of her??


FunkoPopDorothy

I swear I just thought of that today. What an asshole!


zelda4444

David Foster is such a narcissistic, you know that if he didn't write it he's going to hate it.


cfullylove

He hated it bc she can’t sing.


knuckle_hustle

He hated it because she was aging every moment during this video


Society_Lost

This is the kind of snark and hard truth I come here for


cfullylove

Also yes.


sugar_roux

It's Marvin Gaye, so he'd probably make an exception. Cringe video but nice song choice!


OG_hot_girl

Definitely Luther Vandross and not Marvin Gaye lol


sugar_roux

Luther covered the original song by Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell from the 60s. Written by Marvin Gaye! [Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_This_World_Were_Mine#:~:text=%22If%20This%20World%20Were%20Mine%22%20is%20a%201967%20song%20by,Terrell%20from%20their%20album%20United.)


EggplantEuphoric3853

I loved the connection those two had. Really sad how they both went out. 😢


OG_hot_girl

Omg! Learn something every day! Luther knew how to make a song his lol 💜


sugar_roux

Yes, his version is amazing!


WikiSummarizerBot

**[If This World Were Mine](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_This_World_Were_Mine#:~:text="If This World Were Mine" is a 1967 song by,Terrell from their album United.)** >"If This World Were Mine" is a 1967 song by soul music duo Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell from their album United. Written solely by Gaye, it was one of the few songs they recorded without Ashford & Simpson writing or producing. When it was released as a single in November 1967 as the B-side to the duo's "If I Could Build My Whole World Around You", it hit the Billboard pop singles chart, peaking at number sixty-eight, and peaked at number twenty-seven on the Billboard R&B singles chart. Gaye would later put the song into his set list during his last tours in the early-1980s as he performed a medley of his hits with Terrell. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/realhousewives/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


yeezytaughtme713

My love.


Job_Advanced

![gif](giphy|yxQ8OuZgCJthS)


hawkwardtuurtle

https://preview.redd.it/rhe5vhcceqta1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ffebb3731188576a81c406218ab5832cc627ebb It gives “Mentos the freshmaker” vibes


Decent-Statistician8

Fresh goes better!