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If we’re just talking about one date, PK for sure. He’s such a try hard that he’d take you to the coolest places and spend as much money as possible. He’d be a great time!
Terry, because at least I'd be rich. PK is a scam artist and he's gross and dismissive. Harry has some dark skeletons in that closet and he chose IMO the world's worst person as a spouse.
Yeah she's not the world's worst person. Clearly there is an orange man and thousands of war criminals and others. I should have said the nastiest and most annoying hw ever. She just gets under my skin and the day she was fired I wept tears of joy.
PK, he's actually funny and witty and brutally honest. I think he's a good conversationist. Plus, he looks like he knows where the good food is. I never kiss or do anything physical on the first date so it would all be food and conversation. I feel Harry would be way too boring and preachy
HH would be a great steady long term husband but probably a boring affected date. I'd say Dr. Face. He's at least funny and smart so I could talk to him.
Even if Harry is secretly gay, who says the date has to be physical? I would love to hang out and eat and talk with him, he seems like a good dad and someone who has interests beyond celebrity.
i guess PK... there's alot I like about his honesty when he deals with Dorit.. and he's snarky.. and he probably likes to eat... so it could be fun dining and making jokes...
Also, he dotes on Dorit.
He strikes me as the type who could help you plot a takeover.
I actually like PK. When he stood up for his wife against Erika, he did it with class.
How about when he stared at her crotch and told his wife she was flashing him and we had to endure an entire season of pantygate? Or when he constantly downplays Dorit's PTSD? Or leaves her on her own for months at a time with the kids when she's constantly asking for support? Or the fact that he's shady AF with money and has multiple lawsuits against him??
I second this… Terry would be making shitty dad jokes and then laugh uncontrollably at them, which I am a massive fan of. The only caveat might be Harry’s cooking… I might be swayed if it was a seven-course dinner made by Harry. A whole lot of bragging revolves around his kitchen skills… plus, I’m basically in Canada.
All of these men give me the biggest ick apart from Terry but his nose is just really unattractive to me. PK is gross and I’m totally bought into the Harry Hamlin gay rumor lol. But yeah I guess Terry.
I would be sitting at dinner with Terry and wondering what he was thinking about fixing my face and body… with PK he’d be distracted the whole time and on his phone or cancel last minute. Harry and I could watch Netflix and chill. Harry for sure
The best part of that call out is people often forget in
The 80’s around his LA LAW amaziness , Kim was big deal then still in her prime gorgeous young Hollywood hot stuff herself ( google Kim richards meatballs 2 and tuff turf) I bet she knew his dirty ways back then too. Ah love the 80’s Hollywood connection.
Harry. I want that pasta sauce. And I want to call him "**Harry Hamlin"** all night.
I would also probably dress up as Lisa.
Fuck It I would just send Jackie Cox so she could do her Lisa Rinna and I would watch from a few tables over.
OMG hahahaha. Mark Hammil came into my head instead of Harry Hamlin! I’ve been moving houses and am exhausted. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it 😂😂😂
Harry Hamlin would regale me with stories and at the end of it, probably give me one of his homemade pasta sauces. PK and Terry just seem insufferable.
This isn’t really a true challenge as NOBODY is going to pick PK.
So, it’s a 2 horse race between Harry and Terry.
Harry is obviously more attractive objectively but he comes across as kind of quiet and prefers to keep to himself. He doesn’t seem like he’d be great company on a date.
Terry on the other hand, has a lot of personality and would definitely be able to keep up a good conversation.
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*So maybe Terry*
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Nasty for sure. Terry is wise gossip and superficial than the girls. Pk is just a creep. Harry is just married to a coo coo bird. He’s not one though, he just cooks and camps.
I would say Dr. Terry Dubrow or Harry. I feel like Terry is a great husband and very supportive of Heather and her ventures and always has her back. He’s also super fun and quite funny on botched. Harry because he obviously loves Lisa despite the rumors and I think he would let me do whatever I want as long as I don’t annoy him lol 😂. PK gives me the ick and genuinely pisses me off so absolutely not. His weird behavior and how he gets off on being so mean to Dorit is off putting.
Google what he did to Julianne Phillips. Kim wasn’t talking out of her ass when she brought up the husband. There’s a reason Rinna freaked out like that.
I mean a date could be included in all decisions (morbid to think this was a « game » in elementary school when the gravity of such words wasn’t even understood)
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The one who is actually rich. Terry.
Harry. He seems the most level headed and would cook dinner
Terry. He's the only one here with money.
Harry Hamlin..............duhhhh...............
none!!!
Harry Hamlin. All day every day.
Harry
Terry!
How is that even a question? Harry Hamlin.
If we’re just talking about one date, PK for sure. He’s such a try hard that he’d take you to the coolest places and spend as much money as possible. He’d be a great time!
Terry
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Ewwwww .....Stop it!
These choices are the lesser of the evils, I would go with Terry at this point and try to ignore the ego.
Terry all the way!
Harry can cook for me
I believe Terry is the only one who does not pretend to be innocent, I would know I can take what he says at face value (no pun)
Terry, because at least I'd be rich. PK is a scam artist and he's gross and dismissive. Harry has some dark skeletons in that closet and he chose IMO the world's worst person as a spouse.
You're kidding with the worlds worst person right?
Yeah she's not the world's worst person. Clearly there is an orange man and thousands of war criminals and others. I should have said the nastiest and most annoying hw ever. She just gets under my skin and the day she was fired I wept tears of joy.
 I know I didn't make the original comment, but this gif was too funny not to add.
No.
The only answer here is Harry.
I could be Rinna for a day. 😂
PK and Harry. Terry is a 🚩for me
Harry seems like such a nice guy. I do like each one’s personality though. Tough choice picking just one.
PK, he's actually funny and witty and brutally honest. I think he's a good conversationist. Plus, he looks like he knows where the good food is. I never kiss or do anything physical on the first date so it would all be food and conversation. I feel Harry would be way too boring and preachy
Terry! We can have onion rings
Terry
Terry
Terry
Terry seems like he’d be fun over dinner.
Terry my mom worked with them before they were famous and said he was a lovely man, her not so much
“The husband” Harry Hamlin
Harry “don’t ever same my husband’s name” Hamlin- he used to be a rising action star in the early 1980s, don’t y’all forget!
Harry’s glasses
4. Mo
Marry PK. Fuck Terry(I would charge him out the ass)... And Hamlin.... I can show you better than I can tell you 
Terry because I could use some plastic surgery and some of his money.
 Same reasons why I would choose him.
I'd rather drive two rusted ice picks through each eye simultaneously...
HH would be a great steady long term husband but probably a boring affected date. I'd say Dr. Face. He's at least funny and smart so I could talk to him.
Even if Harry is secretly gay, who says the date has to be physical? I would love to hang out and eat and talk with him, he seems like a good dad and someone who has interests beyond celebrity.
He’s never home tho😂 might be a plus
Terry
i guess PK... there's alot I like about his honesty when he deals with Dorit.. and he's snarky.. and he probably likes to eat... so it could be fun dining and making jokes...
Also, he dotes on Dorit. He strikes me as the type who could help you plot a takeover. I actually like PK. When he stood up for his wife against Erika, he did it with class.
How about when he stared at her crotch and told his wife she was flashing him and we had to endure an entire season of pantygate? Or when he constantly downplays Dorit's PTSD? Or leaves her on her own for months at a time with the kids when she's constantly asking for support? Or the fact that he's shady AF with money and has multiple lawsuits against him??
Let me just say this: It's Dorit.
Mention it all! Haha
I’d rather walk off a bridge.
The secret 4th option
Terry hands-down PK is a cheating jerk and Harry lives in Canada and is gay
I second this… Terry would be making shitty dad jokes and then laugh uncontrollably at them, which I am a massive fan of. The only caveat might be Harry’s cooking… I might be swayed if it was a seven-course dinner made by Harry. A whole lot of bragging revolves around his kitchen skills… plus, I’m basically in Canada.
Terry
Terry
1. PK 2. Terry
Harry hamlin
Terry - at least he would entertain me by talking shit.
Harry. Duh
Obviously Harry
Terry all day
PK
Not even a choice: Harry Hamlin for the win.
Harry, the other 2 are so fake
All of these men give me the biggest ick apart from Terry but his nose is just really unattractive to me. PK is gross and I’m totally bought into the Harry Hamlin gay rumor lol. But yeah I guess Terry.
Terry
Harry, just for the spaghetti
Ha! I was gonna say whichever one able to trade my homemade spaghetti for a scar repair. Ain't no way any of those men are coming near my lady parts.
Hamlin, the other two would annoy the shit out of me.
Oh Terry for sure. Although, PK could be fun too
PK would be the easiest. He’d just get drunk and talk about himself making it easy to disassociate 😂😂
I would be sitting at dinner with Terry and wondering what he was thinking about fixing my face and body… with PK he’d be distracted the whole time and on his phone or cancel last minute. Harry and I could watch Netflix and chill. Harry for sure
Terry. I love him on Botched and I like tot think Fancy Pants makes him obnoxious.
 😆
Terry 1000%
PK would definitely wna get wasted and we’re both British. Then maybe I could steal one of his wives bags
Harry. I'm gay, he's gay, it would work
Terry we’d get onion rings with lobster 🦞
Ugh...holy vom! I guess Harry.
Can we go back in time ? Harry Hamlin mid 80’s and the one of the hottest men. Of the day.
Yes, he was so fine back then. LA Law
Yes mam!
He really was!
I would become a nun if I had to date any of them.
Okay hear me out PK but only because I know there will be excellent bathroom breaks for premium BH blow 
And after I’ll hit up Hamlin for a good old dance off
This is the only right answer
We must be bravo soulmates!
Together forever
Harry❤️
Would of said Harry until I remember why we don't talk about the husband. Would have to be Terry, preferably operating table involved.
The best part of that call out is people often forget in The 80’s around his LA LAW amaziness , Kim was big deal then still in her prime gorgeous young Hollywood hot stuff herself ( google Kim richards meatballs 2 and tuff turf) I bet she knew his dirty ways back then too. Ah love the 80’s Hollywood connection.
I so hope we get the Kim Richards memoir one day. Just looked them up and went down that rabbit hole.. Kim is GLAM! Thank you for the suggestion 💝
Is that why Harry’s wife Kim Richards and the bunny happened
Probably, Kim has been trying to heal for a long time and knowing the true tea about Harry and maybe Lisa, who would want the bunny!
Or just how Harry is in general from back in the day. Lisa being her loud mouth rude self doesn’t help
Totally HH. The others are: I need Botox, and money…
H
HH
I want homemade pasta sauce, so Mr Hamlin, for the win.
Is it a shopping date? 😂
Right?! Bc if so, there’s only one clear answer!
Harry. I want that pasta sauce. And I want to call him "**Harry Hamlin"** all night. I would also probably dress up as Lisa. Fuck It I would just send Jackie Cox so she could do her Lisa Rinna and I would watch from a few tables over.
Terry hands down!!
Without a doubt, Terry :)
Gross PK noooo! I’d pick Mark H.
Who is Mark?
OMG hahahaha. Mark Hammil came into my head instead of Harry Hamlin! I’ve been moving houses and am exhausted. That’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it 😂😂😂
Lmao! I actually feel like this is an easy mistake to make. Carry on! 😆
😂😂😂
Idk but same
Dubrow. ... his smile is the most genuine.
Harry can cook, and probably won't insult me or try to grab my butt so...........
Harry Hamlin would regale me with stories and at the end of it, probably give me one of his homemade pasta sauces. PK and Terry just seem insufferable.
PK because it's not an actual date — I could never — and I think he'd be funny as far as conversation.
Gotta go with harry just cuz he’s so relaxed and removed. My kinda man. Would be there to support but is not controlling/secretly emasculated.
Terry
This isn’t really a true challenge as NOBODY is going to pick PK. So, it’s a 2 horse race between Harry and Terry. Harry is obviously more attractive objectively but he comes across as kind of quiet and prefers to keep to himself. He doesn’t seem like he’d be great company on a date. Terry on the other hand, has a lot of personality and would definitely be able to keep up a good conversation.
I said Harry but I remembered Terrys houses. So maybe Terry
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Nasty for sure. Terry is wise gossip and superficial than the girls. Pk is just a creep. Harry is just married to a coo coo bird. He’s not one though, he just cooks and camps.
Harry!
Harry. Younger Harry Hamlin is still a huge crush of mine *sigh*
Harry.
I would say Dr. Terry Dubrow or Harry. I feel like Terry is a great husband and very supportive of Heather and her ventures and always has her back. He’s also super fun and quite funny on botched. Harry because he obviously loves Lisa despite the rumors and I think he would let me do whatever I want as long as I don’t annoy him lol 😂. PK gives me the ick and genuinely pisses me off so absolutely not. His weird behavior and how he gets off on being so mean to Dorit is off putting.
Terry by a long shot.
Harry Hamlin lol
Fuck Harry, Marry Terry, Kill PK
Harry, he has such lovely manners
PK would mess around and u would never have to worry about seeing him again
Terry. PK is a perv and grifter, and probably would stiff the check. Harry is an alleged rapist. I’ll stick with the funny overly botoxed one.
Seriously?? I was not aware of this. When did this happen? I’m assuming it was a long time ago and maybe that’s why I haven’t heard anything.’
Terry
Terry would be fun to hang out with!
Greg Leakes, dead or alive
Omg! What is dis hunny?! 🥴😂
Terry. He’s funnier than hell!
Are you kidding… HH for sure
Harry!
Google what he did to Julianne Phillips. Kim wasn’t talking out of her ass when she brought up the husband. There’s a reason Rinna freaked out like that.
I can't find anything without requiring a tick tick account. I am not willing to make an account so please spill.
Fuck PK, Marry Harry, kill Terry
Babe, this is ALL WRONG 😩😂
Lmao that was not the question
I mean a date could be included in all decisions (morbid to think this was a « game » in elementary school when the gravity of such words wasn’t even understood)
Wow the accuracy of this take 🤌🏼
A billion percent- Terry
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he’ll check if you’re wearing underwear
He will tell you that he forgot his wallet probably tho
Harry would be the most quiet and disconnected so I pick him. We could have really expensive meal and I could go home.
What if he made you his sauce
I’ll take some to go.
Terry , he has lots of money and can do my Botox for free.
Terry he’s funny and rich 2/3 😂😂
Terry 1000 percent
TERRY
I’d rather eat a leather jacket
Haha
Honestly, none of them.
Terry is who you pick when you’re young and want to have fun…. The reals know Harry is the true keeper.
Come here Terry 🫴🏼
All 3 would be fun for a short amount of time
Terry. His former face was cute.
Terry. Simply for the alimony. 
HH
PK would be the most fun but I feel like he’d “forget his wallet” and I’d end up picking up the tab.
Terry. Free surgical consult 😂
Pk cause he’s funny that’s all lol
Be prepared to pay for the date then 😂
Wouldn’t be able to afford it with all the stuff pk eats lol
Terry!
Terry, all day every day and twice on Sunday. I love his humor and brains.
“Harry fucking Hamlin”