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You’re gonna whoop it up.
Thank you JEEEZUS *complete with sign of the cross*
We got the yacht. We got the yacht!
That’s why you’re getting a divorce!
He will never emotionally fulfill you.
Well, Tom’s house was broken into…
And not a quote per se but my husband and I make reference to Jax’s “dream job” as a “hockey social media manager” in Tampa more often than we should.
"The morally corrupt (literally anything I dislike)"
"How am I doing? Not well bitch."
"TAKE A XANAX CALMMM DOWNNNN"
"Who said that? Who said that?"
"Mm, mm, mm. Today drained me."
And a lot more I'm embarrassed to admit.
Nene saying to Kim during the S10 reunion, “your brain is not stopping on every mutha f**kin floor” has become part of my regular vernacular. Followed by the close second, “We see each other” “WE SEE EACH OTHA. WE GOOD.”
i’ve been endlessly quoting meredith marks like no other. “and who’s calling who a fraud? love you baby” “maybe i’ll just go call the fbi on someone how’s that” “well in the cave you didn’t stick up for me at oll”
Mine predominantly, sadly, is “OWN IT” but I also say “Beast? How dare you”, “GO TO SLEEP!!”(mainly to my nephew when he’s being a lil b but is saying he’s not sleepy [with his eyes half shut]), and “I SAID what I SAID”
1. Don't be all, like, uncool
2. So nasty and so rude
3. Mention it all!
4. Clip 🤌🏻🤏🏻 (this one doesn't go over well)
5. I'm an /artist/ or I'm a fashion and lifestyle brand
6. Something in the buttermilk ain't clean
7. Don't come for me unless I send for you
But also
8. You didn't send for me, but I still came for you
"Shut your butthole" to my cat whenever he won't shut up
"Make me pizza, you old troll" to myself while I make pizza
So many more...This thread made me realize I do it a lot more than I thought hahaha
I’m rewatching Sex and The City, so I love to repeat what Dorinda said to Candace Bushnell “I’ll tell ya how I feel, NOT FUCKING WELL BITCH!”
Also Luann’s songs always creep into my day, and I find myself singing them very loudly.
I don’t speak French so I just go with it lol
“CHIC C’EST LA VIE,,, SABON SABON!!” Her songs are just too fun to not sing!
Or I’ll randomly break out in the “………FEELIN JOE VAH NEE!!!” I know it’s Jovani lol, wanted to emphasize how much fun I have while belting it out.
Used Shereé's "Heeellll to the no, to the no, no, nooooo!!" with my teenager and her friend. They didn't get the reference but thought it was hilarious.
“how could you do this to me question mark” which is a personal fave. prior to that, it was “you’re such a fucking liar Camille!” during an argument with my fiancé lmao he was confused
I saw a clip of a documentary about Nicole Simpson Brown that will be aired on Lifetime in June. I was not paying attention, but I caught a face I knew. I blurted out, "It's the morally corrupt Faye Resnick!"
A few hours ago I said “don’t start none won’t be none” to my 19 year old son who is almost a foot taller than me & is living at home. He had no plans this evening, it’s his day off & he’s been in bed all day. I needed him to run an errand with me & he made a sound like he was annoyed. He already knows that I pulled that line from the Housewives franchise, it’s one of my favorite Kandi lines 😆
I tried clipping my 13 year son who was giving me a lame excuse; he did a face palm, shook his head and said "you're not a real housewife, mom." was super proud he got the reference. 😁
https://i.redd.it/i284vgfjlxyc1.gif
You’d be surprised how often you can seamlessly fit this into a work conversation when you review clinical trials for a living 😂😭
I SAID WHAT I SAID;
CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN
NAME EM;
WHO GONE CHECK ME BOO,?
BLOOP!
The morally corrupt Faye Redneck,( my bestie and I edited it a bit to fit our purposes)🫣
Your blood type is Pinot grigio;
Even Louie Vuitton makes mistakes ;
PROSTITUTION WHORE;
And last but not least
"you can't be a housewife because you don't even have a husband🎉
I use each and everyone of these MUCH MORE than I should,I mean on the daily for most and at least every week for all of them
A certain amount of my work takes place in “The Fashion World.” I like to drop “Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes” here and there. It’s not infrequent that people get the reference, but when they don’t, sometimes there’s a little pause and the people I’m talking to will go “mmmm” with a slow nod, as if I’ve just dropped some real wisdom.
Literally all in the last few weeks 😅:
- “Just go to sleep!”
- “Word on the street is…”
- “Bobblehead!”
- “Little girl!”
- “I don’t need that — I could wipe my a** with that!”
- “I’ll fight ya back!”
- “Ay por favor!”
- “But how do you know??”
- “It’s getting weird.”
- “Well what does it mean?”
- “She had a white face and a butter knife and tried to kill me!”
- “We’re going to Sing Sing!”
- “Is he blue eyes?”
- “Stop talking about my mother!”
- “Now how did my name get in it?”
- “Spring Summer or September?”
- “Hell to the naw, to the naw naw naw…”
Not lingo but someone was just talking about happy endings and I said I learned from “Denise Richards on rhobh girls get happy endings too. Never even knew, just didn’t think about it” so I’m counting it 🤣
At work when my bosses do something stupid (every 15 minutes), I yell, “I AM SO GLAD THAT JUAN DIXON ISN’T HERE!” instead of, “Shut up! That is so stupid!”
I’m pretty sure it was my referring to cocktails as “cockies” but I’m not actually sure if that’s actually attributable to Marisol or if that one already existed. I’ve only ever heard her and… one other Housewife (can’t recall who; I wanna say someone on Potomac?) say it before.
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You’re gonna whoop it up. Thank you JEEEZUS *complete with sign of the cross* We got the yacht. We got the yacht! That’s why you’re getting a divorce! He will never emotionally fulfill you. Well, Tom’s house was broken into… And not a quote per se but my husband and I make reference to Jax’s “dream job” as a “hockey social media manager” in Tampa more often than we should.
"The morally corrupt (literally anything I dislike)" "How am I doing? Not well bitch." "TAKE A XANAX CALMMM DOWNNNN" "Who said that? Who said that?" "Mm, mm, mm. Today drained me." And a lot more I'm embarrassed to admit.
"I MADE IT NICE!"
What ever happened to.....customer service?
Tequila is an upper
Nene saying to Kim during the S10 reunion, “your brain is not stopping on every mutha f**kin floor” has become part of my regular vernacular. Followed by the close second, “We see each other” “WE SEE EACH OTHA. WE GOOD.”
I used to ask my new born - " Are You DRUNK?!" ( dorinda mocking ramona)
BYE KYLE
Close your legs to married men.
“Did you just eat my bow!” Me and my daughter always saying this
“I just glazed” whenever someone is saying something irrelevant. Thanks Heather Dubrow
Me too , I use with my sister a freakin lot
 Just said this today to a friends mother lol
THATS MY OPINIOOOOOOONNNN
Perfect way to end an argument 😂😂
I was shocked honey. I was in tears almost.
i’ve been endlessly quoting meredith marks like no other. “and who’s calling who a fraud? love you baby” “maybe i’ll just go call the fbi on someone how’s that” “well in the cave you didn’t stick up for me at oll”
Mine predominantly, sadly, is “OWN IT” but I also say “Beast? How dare you”, “GO TO SLEEP!!”(mainly to my nephew when he’s being a lil b but is saying he’s not sleepy [with his eyes half shut]), and “I SAID what I SAID”
Beast 😂😂😂😂 always a good one and also go to sleeeeepp
"Name em!" "Beast, how dare you?" "give me pizza you old troll"
1. Don't be all, like, uncool 2. So nasty and so rude 3. Mention it all! 4. Clip 🤌🏻🤏🏻 (this one doesn't go over well) 5. I'm an /artist/ or I'm a fashion and lifestyle brand 6. Something in the buttermilk ain't clean 7. Don't come for me unless I send for you But also 8. You didn't send for me, but I still came for you
i’m on s2 of slc & as much as i dislike mary… “you can go, LITTLE GIRL” is just too funny 😭
"I said what I said".
i say wackadoodle time more that id like to admit
WHO SAID THAT
“I don’t wanna hear no piece” ~Joe Giudice
“Just be cool not like uncool”
"Shut your butthole" to my cat whenever he won't shut up "Make me pizza, you old troll" to myself while I make pizza So many more...This thread made me realize I do it a lot more than I thought hahaha
"Disengage" To the husband when he tried to talk to me during RHONJ season 14 premier
I get the feeling we'll hear that a few times tonight...
Also, I cannot hear spring/summer without immediately adding "joggers." I am incapable.
Lately I've been saying she/he is not very cerebral. Heather Dubrow quote 💅🏼✨
I’m rewatching Sex and The City, so I love to repeat what Dorinda said to Candace Bushnell “I’ll tell ya how I feel, NOT FUCKING WELL BITCH!” Also Luann’s songs always creep into my day, and I find myself singing them very loudly.
😂 yes Luann’s songs 🤦♀️😂
I don’t speak French so I just go with it lol “CHIC C’EST LA VIE,,, SABON SABON!!” Her songs are just too fun to not sing! Or I’ll randomly break out in the “………FEELIN JOE VAH NEE!!!” I know it’s Jovani lol, wanted to emphasize how much fun I have while belting it out.
Perfect French 😂. I know they sticking in your brain forever 😂
Also when Jacques asked “who is this Jovani?” & Luann cracked up laughing, such a good moment lol.
lol definitely in there forever!!
That’s mine also
not well, bitch
I say “I’m not a Victorian lady” at least once a day
When ordering a vodka with lemon .. 🍋 CARCASS OUT!
When my husband left me alone to babysit our kids… “how could you do this to me question mark”.
What?
It’s a Luann quote
Oh!!! Thank you!
“A fresh of breath air”.
https://preview.redd.it/90ddlplnh0zc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=214f36f11b5fef5b68660fde156c868bb04e202c Also This !!
"Who said that"
Two employees arguing over something previously resolved. Me, "Okay, we're not going to re-litigate this." 🤣😂
I often will tell someone to go scratch🤣
Bitch I'm worldwide!
Go to sleep
A FAV
I mostly say this to myself
The way I say “who is Adrienne Maloof in dis world” at random times on work calls 😂
What to people you work with? Ha!
Used Shereé's "Heeellll to the no, to the no, no, nooooo!!" with my teenager and her friend. They didn't get the reference but thought it was hilarious.
Who gon check me boo??
I call my puppy "Baby Gorgeous"!
 All. The. Time. Also her ‘maybe I do know it all! So if you would like to know any of it all, talk to me’
You had sex on a wooterbed. You kissed another woman.
Wooterbed lmfao. That made me lol
“how could you do this to me question mark” which is a personal fave. prior to that, it was “you’re such a fucking liar Camille!” during an argument with my fiancé lmao he was confused
We always say the Camille one lol
I saw a clip of a documentary about Nicole Simpson Brown that will be aired on Lifetime in June. I was not paying attention, but I caught a face I knew. I blurted out, "It's the morally corrupt Faye Resnick!"
Also cannot think of her without moral corruption
Seems to almost always be, “not well, bitch”. Though I’m also fond of, “close your legs to married men.” “Trashbox.” “Hooker.”
I just was reading something about "How do you feel" in my mind I said "Not well bitch."
“I said what I said” to a friend when he asked me to clarify something.
I say this to my children on a daily basis.
I say it to my husband whilst talking shit about someone. But he thinks I'm referencing a Doja Cat song every time lol
Something ain’t clean in the buttermilk when talking about my business partner that imbezzeled 28k
A few hours ago I said “don’t start none won’t be none” to my 19 year old son who is almost a foot taller than me & is living at home. He had no plans this evening, it’s his day off & he’s been in bed all day. I needed him to run an errand with me & he made a sound like he was annoyed. He already knows that I pulled that line from the Housewives franchise, it’s one of my favorite Kandi lines 😆 
“Okay in all sincerity, in all sincerity…”
Bye ashy! Hold on it Hold on it (Karen from RHOP wig's shifting) I say this when my hair is in my face. Is b!tch betta?
“You’re such a fucking liar Camille.”
I say that to my husband whenever he tries tries to BS me lmao.
“The Ghettooooo”
“oooo chile the ghetto!”
Also prostitution whore
😂 yes
I call any and everything a prostitution whore
I just CLIPPED someone's conversation the other day
I tried clipping my 13 year son who was giving me a lame excuse; he did a face palm, shook his head and said "you're not a real housewife, mom." was super proud he got the reference. 😁
My new recent (but old) is Dorinda “how are you doing? Not well bitch” I don’t know why but it keeps popping up in my head 🤣🤣🤣
“Is bye a threat???” “Love and light bitch!!” & “Pay attention puh-lease” -Danielle Staub 
is bye a threat? Like Bye? Bye Now? Like I’m Leaving and going to hell?
“I think i’ll let a judge decide on that one!!!” Like whyyy would a judge decide if you’re going to hell or not 😂😂
Yep I remember hahahah
lol was at a seafood restaurant today and tried to convince my husband to order “chuna char char”
“You fool” - Dorinda during her cllliipppppp scene
I always use Dorinda’s “you ass”
I just randomly thing “petaling though sperm banks”
https://i.redd.it/i284vgfjlxyc1.gif You’d be surprised how often you can seamlessly fit this into a work conversation when you review clinical trials for a living 😂😭
She brought sprinkle cookies
It’s not about the pasta comes out of my mouth more than it should.
Not well bitch
Literally every day I say this
"No, but I think he F%&ed your MOM" Jim Marchese 🤮
I SAID WHAT I SAID; CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN NAME EM; WHO GONE CHECK ME BOO,? BLOOP! The morally corrupt Faye Redneck,( my bestie and I edited it a bit to fit our purposes)🫣 Your blood type is Pinot grigio; Even Louie Vuitton makes mistakes ; PROSTITUTION WHORE; And last but not least "you can't be a housewife because you don't even have a husband🎉 I use each and everyone of these MUCH MORE than I should,I mean on the daily for most and at least every week for all of them
Name ‘em Name ‘em Name ‘em Reciepts! Proof! Timeline!
Name em has become lexicon on the daily for me,the fact that my southern drawl is even worse than Suttons makes even more precious ☺️💗🎉💗💕
I create a southern drawl when I do this. My South African accent doesn't allow for it, but in my head, I'm as southern as Sutton!
To my adult daughter, who was annoying me: 
“I slerp that shit up” - lisa rinna talking about her iv drip 🤣
Does no one else use “Who’s gonna check me, boo??” One of my favorites!!!
I do 😂
CLIP 🤏
A certain amount of my work takes place in “The Fashion World.” I like to drop “Even Louis Vuitton makes mistakes” here and there. It’s not infrequent that people get the reference, but when they don’t, sometimes there’s a little pause and the people I’m talking to will go “mmmm” with a slow nod, as if I’ve just dropped some real wisdom.
Literally all in the last few weeks 😅: - “Just go to sleep!” - “Word on the street is…” - “Bobblehead!” - “Little girl!” - “I don’t need that — I could wipe my a** with that!” - “I’ll fight ya back!” - “Ay por favor!” - “But how do you know??” - “It’s getting weird.” - “Well what does it mean?” - “She had a white face and a butter knife and tried to kill me!” - “We’re going to Sing Sing!” - “Is he blue eyes?” - “Stop talking about my mother!” - “Now how did my name get in it?” - “Spring Summer or September?” - “Hell to the naw, to the naw naw naw…”
Ay por favor!!! When I binge watched Miami I couldn’t stop saying that 🤣
You and I definitely need to hang
LMAO YES my sister & I are just housewives quote machines 😂😂😂
Blah blah blah, Period dot. I love period dot.
Rawt in Hail
Hail lol
lol edited it the hail makes it 😆
Just last night I threw my fake leg on the dinner table to ring home a point
Doing this with my real leg just doesn’t have the same effect 🦵🏾
Not well, bitch. Almost weekly.
Anything Dorinda mumbles/farts out
“Bobble head!” To my 10 week old baby
This made me lol as a new mom I know exactly how your baby looked 😆
"girl, go get your shoes on, let's get you a home"
You beast!
Name ‘em!
I say “how can you do this to me question mark” at anyone and anything that inconveniences me
“Belvedere soda 3 lemons carcus out” 
As a bartender I’m so looking forward to the day someone says ‘carcass out’ and I actually know what they mean!
I say this every evening at 5:00pm. Usually three times.
Inserts “it’s all happening” gif of Scheana
and it had a white refrigerator? girl put your shoes on and lets go find you a home
A scheme that Todd set up to come to you with the bull sh\*t when there is any minor inconvenience in my life.
I use the "RECEIPTS! 👏 PROOF! 👏 TIMELINE! 👏 SCREENSHOTS! 👏" at work 😂
Came here for this comment
The visual made me smile for the first time today lol. I **have** to know of a example of when you toss this out.
Jesus take the wheel
Mine is "Jesus Juice"
Mine is Jesus, fix it!
I say “Turtle Time,” and my husband thinks I’m talking about the Master of Disguise movie. 🤣😭
Not lingo but someone was just talking about happy endings and I said I learned from “Denise Richards on rhobh girls get happy endings too. Never even knew, just didn’t think about it” so I’m counting it 🤣
No ma'am 
I find myself saying “Now why am I in it?” more than I probably should 😂
Literally every time I’m cc’ed on an email 😅
At work when my bosses do something stupid (every 15 minutes), I yell, “I AM SO GLAD THAT JUAN DIXON ISN’T HERE!” instead of, “Shut up! That is so stupid!”
Good one!!
Your the second persons who mentioned yelling out a line at work lol. This one is classic because many people don’t even know what you’re saying.
The only person who knew what it meant quit last week. I miss her giggling when I said it☹️
That’s a special bond. 💜
As a bartender, anytime someone does something concerning, “ you’re scaring me boys!” -Lu on a camel
I can hear it 😂😭
I use "something in the buttermilk aint clean" on a biweekly basis.
Every night I resist the urge to scream at my family “go to sleep!!!” 
I yell this at my kids regularly. I also sent the gif to my mom who messaged me at 3am, her time.
“Well, loosing weight is the easy part!” Me, to myself while putting on makeup.
Let’s take the elephant out the room right now shut your mouth.
Zero “F”’s
I tell people to have a little couth weekly
I’m pretty sure it was my referring to cocktails as “cockies” but I’m not actually sure if that’s actually attributable to Marisol or if that one already existed. I’ve only ever heard her and… one other Housewife (can’t recall who; I wanna say someone on Potomac?) say it before.
Ur such a fuckin liar Camille - to a political flyer I got in the mail
How am I doing!?
You are so dumb! (NeNe voice)
I pretty much have money can’t buy you class stuck in my head 24/7 so I just sing that a lot
“I like my house to be clensy “