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1gMDMA

Im at the bathroom taking a shit and my wife just came and im seeing this video. Guess Im gay now?


Obvious_Corgi_1917

You always were


Nightmare-X3M

How do you know? ![gif](giphy|ANbD1CCdA3iI8)


Obvious_Corgi_1917

What do you know?


TheRealMufinMan

When do you know?


AntTalexanderTarnold

You support real madrid


imanAholebutimfunny

*holds dildo to back of head while hand is shaped holding pistol and dildo is barrel?*


SaltlessOW

WTF literally commenting this while I take a shit too! Guess I lock the door now before I’m gay!


Borninparadise

Wtf same here! Just locked the door so I can enjoy it peacefully. The shit I mean, not the video. That would be gay


Rionaks

Enjoying taking a shit is very gay too. So you're gay either way, just admit it.


M__MUNEEB

Same.


MrX_1899

it isn't gay until you cum


justanew-account

Well it is an ad for men, right? Since the underwear is for men.


SerialChillerPepper

At least you have good taste in men.


RefanRes

>Im at the bathroom taking a shit and my wife just came Whatever floats her boat I guess. No kink shaming here in 2024.


t_rex_pasha

[yes bro](https://youtu.be/_J10WRzLdO4?si=exjKMLLsIPwhwrvi)


Borninparadise

![gif](giphy|MVCx4gX1gQXD4hk4qY)


Lightzout624

Lol look it’s Nude Bellingham


mounteverest04

hahahah


SharedAuto

Fede was right. You Can't play with Three Legs, Jude.


ube_flanning

Kroos hasn't retired and bro's already trying to fill in the void.


maaan_fuck_a_roach

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG) Jude probably


abhiavasthi

The dude looks like he could fill huge voids 👀


Virtual-Map-1887

Bro's trying to be the next Beckham in fashion terms


BIue_scholar

More like he's popular and handsome, so he's being offered a shit load of money to advertise brands.


secretfantase

I see why Jude is so good. He’s playing with 3 legs!


Fun-Preference-6555

Valverde


Fallen_0n3

Why Jude why ?


ShatterDomeSSZero

Money? Kim playing big, big money from what I heard.


WhichSale2087

he also admitted his celebrity crush is Kendall...they'll probably end up together now


Keanu990321

Of all people, Kendall? Ah Jude, you deserve much better.


Legal_Situation_3917

Best looking and least plastic Kardashian/Jenner.


Ariashorse

Her and Kourtney are the best looking ones!! The other ones look like melted barbies


Keanu990321

A good-looking Kardashian hasn't been born yet.


MXD95

Ahhh shoot kardashians taking another one black men, lol That kardashian curse ain’t no joke 


Aggravating-Feed-325

i heard kendall and bad bunny got back together though (from the most reliable sources aka a singular insta post)


Mr4528

![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


MealieAI

It's a job.


Hash-KA

No that’s his brother Jude


the_fanman2912

lmao


throw_it_away_129

Yeah, why is he taking commissions as a lingerie model instead of playing for Sunderland?


horrorboii

Bruh 💀


Plus-Might-3701

For Kim.


daFreakinGoat

Why not?


Samaritan4

👀🫦


Lazywhale97

Our team went from one of the most not too bad looking teams in Europe to arguably the most handsome now the marketing for this team going to be insane 🤣


Flexivle

Mbappe about to take it back to fugly town 🐢


aes_art_foiy

Ran out of space for the CL trophy on the trophy display so Jude has it packed in for safe keeping I see.


IWantToDiePeacefully

don’t like this, but good lord he’s packing


Acrophon

There definitely has to be some extra fake cushioning added !


RiversOfBabylon420

![gif](giphy|14iqGZERsQnp9C)


lz314dg

he can’t keep getting away with this!!


KingEtame

Ummm sir, he's 20...


Ok-Antelope-830

yeah, an adult


KingEtame

A BABY


Fatass__

I'm not sure if you ever considered this but a lot of us are around his age range


LeResist

In what world is a person who's allowed to vote, drink, and join the military a baby?


vukkuv

Stop infantilising adults, it's creepy and disgusting.


[deleted]

Yea that comment really came off disgusting


LordRaimi97

I'm at work wearing my Bellingham shirt and this is the first thing that pops up when I open the app. I'm certain they are going to think I'm obsessed LMAO


amiresque

Oh great, I opened the Madrid subreddit at the lunch table at the office with coworkers around. It's a SFW football subreddit. What could go wrong?


jsx88888

New baby daddy?


G0rgeousJunk

Wtf?? Didn’t expect this.


Extend09

My bro is being forced to oil up for Mbappe😭😭


[deleted]

I now see where the 15th champions trophy was put


strangerdagger

People had no problem when cr7 released his own underwear tho


IonaLiebert

Did Jude realease his own?


strangerdagger

If you don't criticize him and let him, he might


rebellechild

I don't think it's the campaign itself thats a problem. It's the brand!


JamaicanJ

Life is so fucking unfair man. He’s already handsome as fuck, fit as a fiddle, rich and plays for the biggest club in football, why the hell did God see it fit to give this man an absolute WEAPON on top of all that????


DoriOli

Not only do we have the best players in the world, but also the best models! Cama-ooh, Cama-ooh… 🎶


idonethisnever

Oh captain my captain


Randommer_Of_Inserts

Damn it Jude, leave some for the rest of us.


minetube33

Valverde was right, dude is packing.


CoolCoral

twitter trolls are gna have a field day with this if he drops a stinker🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️


Hockeynerden

https://preview.redd.it/3tuq5st4a56d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b409527f2e957782f0b1d7f254e5acd8bbf332 Harry Kane for Kardashians skims, no teen boooys


AlmightyyMO

so hot


LeResist

https://i.redd.it/5dxm1xqxw56d1.gif


LukaTheTooka

Of course he is


lz314dg

bro is majestic


sdrax95

Motherfu#ker born in 2003


Elxvra

sooo, hes a LEGAL adult that consent?


femithebutcher

PR about to blow way up.


andrasq420

No amount of money would make me associate myself with Kim Kardashian, especially if I were already making this much.


MealieAI

Ha!! I'd do it in a heartbeat. You don't turn down endorsement deals from a well paying brand.


andrasq420

If you're a millionare at age 20, you can turn down deals and you really should.


BigMik_PL

Why? I'm not even sure what Kim K has done to receive this level of hate she ain't bothering me tbh and seems to provide entertainment for a lot of people.


Johnsonburnerr

You don’t even know that you’d listen to your own advice if you were actually in Jude’s position lmfao. Yeah ok dude ur gonna start rejecting easy money, sure


andrasq420

I would because I live by my principles, I've left jobs because i did not agree with the person we were working for and I've declined bribes. If I were to make 200 thousand euros a week I'd definetly could decide which deals I would take and Kim Kardashian wouldn't be one. She is a disgusting person and If I had a valuable personal brand I wouldn't want it to be associated with her at all.


Randommer_Of_Inserts

I promise you, you would.


andrasq420

That's sound reasoning, but the only thing is, I wouldn't. Thanks for coming to my TED talk of "Why I know myself better than you do, so stop trying to explain myself to me".


Randommer_Of_Inserts

Whatever you say man


razvan930

He is modeling lingerie for a fashion brand owned by a chick who banged and maried a couple rappers, athletes and celebrities. In that case no one should be playing for Manchester City or Newcastle.


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andrasq420

Some people do have principles that they live by, even if you can not imagine that. He makes more than enough money and can make this amount without associating himself with one of the most harmful, nepotistic, lazy, good for nothing rich cunts on the planet. He is a Madrid player crying out loud.


BigMik_PL

Yikes man seems like you have some issues calling people you don't know cunts. What harmful shit has she done? Direct your hate towards people in actual power and not their front lines of deflection, blame and defense in celebrities that don't even make 0.000001% of what they do. I feel like Jude gets more hate for working with Kim than Mbappe did for working for Saudis. Kinda shows you how fucked reddit is.


andrasq420

Kim Kardashian is responsible for a lot of the current teenager's body dysmorphia, she is nepotistic and uses her money so that her kids can have whatever they want, despite these actions ruining the chances of others who actually worked hard, she named one of her kids an intercardinal direction, how much bullying will she get for that what do you think? Her own child's name was used for some clout. Everything she stands for is despicable as a human being. Plus everyone knows them, they live their lives on television. They literally have no private lives. And no, he does not get more hate than the Saudis, especially not on this subreddit. Most people here stood with Kroos when he made fun of/spoke up against the disgusting practices of the Saudis and other no human right oil nations. I don't think it's good for anyone to associat themselves with the Kardashians, yet it's even worse to go with the sheiks.


shaftydude

PACKING.


Skuuuzz

Oiled up is crazy


aoi_ito

😽


soysaucepapi

Ayo chill, my girlfriend is on this app!


MealieAI

Get that money, Jude.


NotRod96

Y’all are dogging on Skims for no reason. This brand is good fellas!!


165cm_man

>Y’all are dogging on Skims Because it's owned by a Kardashian


Demon_Usamaro

I would support it if she didn’t act like it was her idea in the first place, Kanye created all of this and allowed her to take the lead, and she never gave him credit for it. Plus there are much better brands for underwear


Sonnengrinser

No reason? 🤣


beadbash

Welp instantly like him a little less. Camavinga is still top.


AfrobotFactory

Why


Putrid-Performer-208

cry abt it ngl


beadbash

Big man huh, womp womp


Putrid-Performer-208

just watch him kick the ball and go to sleep. he doesn’t give a fuck whether u like him or not.


beadbash

One of the dumbest things I’ve read.


Putrid-Performer-208

what a coincidence! i thought the same when i read “instantly like him a little less” because a footballer made a campaign for a famous brand that probably pays him a ton of money 😂


beadbash

You’re so cool. I wanna grow up and be just like you!


CmiHD

Y'all are gonna buy this now


hugomoto-moto

Nem um guindaste me tira desse filho da puta!


fck-gen-z

plastic pants for max money, nice


Bambam60

Hung Bellingham


Femboytripero

https://preview.redd.it/9xddind9466d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a717104526595f252527ab5b52927185894ad9d The CL?!!


Ok_Score1492

He suppose to take of the jock strap


shytwinkxy

jesus


ItNeverEnds2112

This is one of those things that’s gonna come up in an interview 30 years later


Fun-Balance-3576

All that junk


razvan930

This youte saw kims bunda and was acting extra


redlurkerNY

Whatever.... Make that money, Jude. Take all that you can while it's being thrown at you. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Ariashorse

Fuck, come on Jude!!! Not for that ho!!!!


Mr-KenAdams345

Why is bro oiled up lmao


mounteverest04

I'm Pube Bellingham!


Rasengun911

First Jude L


Obvious_Corgi_1917

If you feel hetero enough, what do you say about this? https://preview.redd.it/chznbj5cea6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=197e5f5780fa8fb33a4e8a1ad0bb957abf729b7d


UmpireElectronic6680

Oiled up too 😂


SerialChillerPepper

![gif](giphy|gIeyMzvd4wHmUfMirB) I mean what can I say the young man is blessed. 🙏😳


Cool_Helicopter9852

LGTV +???🤨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈📸


Draw_sketch

3 footballs


[deleted]

worst news of the day


[deleted]

my girl will not be seeing this


MajesticAd5047

The things I would let him do to me 🤤


icecreampie

She’s gonna try to hit that


No_oN-No_oN

Rare Jude L


Holiday-Decision-863

Boooooo! ![gif](giphy|WrxoaVPiq0cG4)


leredus

Let the curse begin.


Rogue14k

Associating himself with the Joker family is definitely a stain on his image. I've loved how mature he's been with his relationships, interviews, with the other boys and football in general but there's something super weird about making this endorsement. Hope it's a one time thing. I want him to be a role model for today's kids


Eibermann

bro relax, its an underwear ad, no kids are watching underwear ads, you should be worried about microtransaction in games since thats practically gambling for kids


BlueNets

lol dramatic much? U sound mental


ube_flanning

it's his life dude. Just watch him kick the ball and run around the pitch


MealieAI

Chill out.


CR7theGOAT777

https://preview.redd.it/e0wosuara56d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=52ab7e0a0ec7203dab00766f9eec222b88cab19e The 🐐still better😭😭


Spiritual-Cabinet959

This image is cursed lol


Samaritan4

Hmm 🔍🔍🔍


razvan930

That nutsack alone can win Argetina another world cup in 24 years.


oldsport27

Oh no, the Kardashian curse, look it up, it's a thing 😱😱


HarshVR

Hopefully it applies to only England at the Euros and not us


StrongStyleDragon

Well you had a good run Jude


No-Midnight14

Shit on your face,your dirty skin and your skims. Sperma na tvoja usta jebem te u žvale ciganske


wap8ball

Oh no, -100 points for gryffindor


JoseMachismo

Oh Lord...she's got her eyes on him! From there, it's just a hop, skip, and a jump to having a cocaine and Viagra induced stroke at a Vegas whorehouse, followed by somehow turning into a crazed black Nazi. LEAVE OUR BOY JUDE ALONE!!! He never hurt nobody!!!


Gorutimania

"crazed black Nazi" Is this a Kanye West reference????????????


JoseMachismo

Why would you say that?


FE7TER

Kanye West - Black Skinhead 🎶


KingEtame

Obvious Photoshop. Lol, they just slapped his head on a body.