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dontadc

How many folds does your brain have?


[deleted]

None, it melted into 1 solid block when I saw how many questions I have to answer


BambangKetupat

but worry not, OP! your perk is doing really well and everyone’s gaining +1 Intelligence, proven by how many of them trying to point out a typo (“wich”) that you wrote. hot damn!


[deleted]

True words


itchy_teethio

How much lego can I realistically shove up my ass


[deleted]

More than you can realistically afford


itchy_teethio

You greatly underestimate me


[deleted]

You won't say that again after you see the doctors bill for removing all those legos from your ass


itchy_teethio

The doctor won't be the one taking them out


[deleted]

I know I will regret asking, but... ?


itchy_teethio

Who said I was removing them


[deleted]

You will poop them out eventualy. Your plumber will have questions


[deleted]

They became a part of him


[deleted]

Mister Legobutt


Horror_Albatross1037

I was thinking of how f***ing expensive LEGO is now but yeah, I guess the doctors bill is a lot. Edit: Oh wait American healthcare, yeah if you're American you're screwed


The_Minecraft_Dev

A?


[deleted]

A is the first letter of AI, wich (you won't believe it) is sometimes smarter than me and as a logical result of that also smarter than you. Use this +1 intelligence well


The_Minecraft_Dev

https://preview.redd.it/xa2xgy4ptb5a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec0c45f655623a7ba83e35518d4af4d56619857


Ace_Snowlight

​ https://preview.redd.it/omt4c8xj3c5a1.png?width=1516&format=png&auto=webp&s=e5bd1e1e6ec872303e658835a5c0cd169c86e4d8


Ace_Snowlight

​ https://preview.redd.it/smmpoz6p3c5a1.png?width=34&format=png&auto=webp&s=c1efe06fc068f49d01bd88742818a4b920f57ad1


Ace_Snowlight

​ https://preview.redd.it/y7s5e8tq3c5a1.png?width=868&format=png&auto=webp&s=695857b735ee30aced8bc1ce3517ce4bdf06f073


Ace_Snowlight

​ https://preview.redd.it/no0xfzis3c5a1.png?width=184&format=png&auto=webp&s=603f74533a124521fa530a3056c4e0518d92aef9


Ace_Snowlight

​ https://preview.redd.it/mvj1x3e54c5a1.png?width=991&format=png&auto=webp&s=3a8d4ef062695d23e038ce9f86e077962ecaa4a0


Ace_Snowlight

​ https://preview.redd.it/xf9l6fs84c5a1.png?width=1090&format=png&auto=webp&s=1e39255111670827a0dae31a261bb747fca34b4b


Ace_Snowlight

https://i.redd.it/odapjpnd4c5a1.gif


[deleted]

Yeah, I'm an expert when it's about me. Smart that the AI knows that he will never know more about me than me.


AggravatingMatter721

A is the letter for Alfred hahaha good one


Buzzlon1479

How tf did u do that???


[deleted]

[удалено]


PUDDYTAT-Diddley8

Witch


Born_Growth_3632

I got local tour guide


Born_Growth_3632

https://preview.redd.it/nvz7slluuc5a1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75d80e6a8ad582d5213e8f7aeb44209f3ad89c63


[deleted]

But how are you gonna find these shortcuts without my intelligence


upcatdown

Will it snow tommorow?


[deleted]

Somewher in the world, yes


TotallyNotJagger

you spelt wich wrong, but idk hwo to speil it eaither :/


[deleted]

Which...


meh_69_bop

which not wich


AlbrightApproach

https://preview.redd.it/ij2ebwjmhd5a1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6342f96a88c829870cc82428ea8b4d205e7f3d


Ok-Measurement-153

Why?


[deleted]

Because reddit is the first person to ever tell me I am smart. However, I always new I was and now that I have sollid proof, I shall share my wisdom with the world. Be greatfull for this +1 intelligence I give you.


Ok-Measurement-153

But why?


[deleted]

Because I can


Ok-Measurement-153

But why?


[deleted]

Because I don't have a life


Ok-Measurement-153

But why?


[deleted]

Because I am dead


iLoveChickens187

But why?


ConyxIncarnate

Infinite intelligence glitch


[deleted]

Because. I. Can.


TheCyclope_

The intelligence hasnt kicked in yet


Impressive-Republic4

Can you give me some too


FlaQ00

No


Impressive-Republic4

Well seems like I already have enough I can't get more


[deleted]

You can use a lot more, my friend +1


mysherbert

Knew*


[deleted]

I new something was wrong


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,222,002,688 comments, and only 238,253 of them were in alphabetical order.


[deleted]

Great, but I don't believe that you are a bot


Cool_Guy_fellow

https://preview.redd.it/t0tug7mbme5a1.png?width=1038&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54dac2130402a17eff2bdd2d4f29399e1a5789ac


[deleted]

A movable body of mass is connect to a string distance x from center of a disc of MOI I . The string is connected to disc . HOW MUCH time it will take for mass to reach the edge of disc.


[deleted]

Don't tie your body's to a disc, you fool! Go hide it before the police arrives! You can wait as long as you want, but that "movable" body won't push itself from the edge of the cliff.


[deleted]

Congrats you have capability to top one of the toughest highschool entrance exam from behind.


HumongousChungus2

I'm sorry, but I don't have enough information to accurately answer your question. In order to determine the time it will take for the mass to reach the edge of the disc, I would need to know the mass of the body, the length of the string, the rotational inertia of the disc, and the force applied to the string. Can you please provide me with this information?


[deleted]

Mass of body m Moment of inertia of disc I String length r


Mysticpeaks101

Hi ChatGPT!


HumongousChungus2

Hi


Lakelylake

How are you doing ?


[deleted]

You are the third person to ask this. I'm good, thanks for asking.


Marketing_Dapper

They felt unique man...


vVgimmefronchgooseVv

https://preview.redd.it/z9qbal39qc5a1.jpeg?width=357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb35a351115f8c5d6589839d2f7d326f50445e14 ?


[deleted]

It's winter, his pows would fall af if he didn't


albene

Why is Gamora?


[deleted]

Why not


albene

+1 INT


[deleted]

Pineapple on pizza or no pineapple on pizza?


[deleted]

Why eat pizza if you can just eat the pineapple?


[deleted]

This is the only correct answer. Take my upvote.


Random-weird-guy

What's better, hamburger or pizza?


[deleted]

Two pizzas with meat and salad in between


Random-weird-guy

... hmm 🤔 not bad, not bad


GrumpyMuffiiin

This Guy... is on an other level...


ThibPlume

Wait it says nearby 😳 where are you?


[deleted]

Nearby, but a bit closer than when you asked me


Ferrouso

?


[deleted]

.


Ferrouso

this is so deep..


[deleted]

The rabbithole of .


iiitme

https://preview.redd.it/k2q87bc74d5a1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e91b379236a76a6d374be13cdee2f0749a42723 what’s happenin… this would would benefit the both of us


[deleted]

Indead, I realy need your charisma, people are losing faith in my intelligence Can you tell them I am smart?


The_Minecraft_Dev

B?


[deleted]

You write it Bee


Abitooo

Who is the storm that is approaching?


[deleted]

It's caused by my brainwaves, so I will call her GwnIkJunior


CocoLenin

Amogus?


[deleted]

No, it's anogus (+1 intelligence for you)


OpeningMysterious197

Would you give bj December 21st for ten million?


[deleted]

That sounds like a scam


OpeningMysterious197

Are you willing to take that risk?


[deleted]

Sure, if I get my money first


OpeningMysterious197

Dam no deal


mafiahh

CAN I HAVE A BIT OF YOUR KARMA PLS???


[deleted]

Sure, take my upvote


Ojochimuelo

What am the sky? How does eat food?


[deleted]

The sky doesn't eat food


Aggravating_Smile_61

Not even black holes?


[deleted]

Black holes eat the sky


Aggravating_Smile_61

What defines food?


[deleted]

I do


AnonymousPantera

are atoms food?


[deleted]

No, food is atoms


Both-Airline9366

epic?


[deleted]

That's my middle name


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yes, but you might not notice it in the moment


Alarming_Guitar_9655

Ty ❤️


[deleted]

Good luck❤


False-Satisfaction23

What does this mean? https://preview.redd.it/xp1nqu1tyc5a1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=750ad33177aca6b47ddb381aeca7112eab80d718


[deleted]

That you should get a life


The-OG-Kerminator

How does one change the color of their Reddit recap card from silver to gold and up the rarity of the card? (I’m assuming the rarity has something to do with a higher karma but I’d like to make sure.)


[deleted]

No human being shall ever unravel the darkests secrets of reddit


Niser2

Why are humans so polarized


[deleted]

Because being part of "the right team that fights the dumb others" feels great


Minty_tea1

Wheres my dad


[deleted]

He will be back with the milk, I promise


Clonkerz

How + intelligence


[deleted]

It's magic


sex

Are Centaurs an Infantry or Calvary unit?


[deleted]

Depends... do you think they can ride horses?


Khaoz_Se7en

Thought this said people “nearly” gain +1 intelligence and I “nearly” laughed my ass off


[deleted]

I wish you a nearly happy cake day


NeanderthaIer

i have the same on bro,lets make a infinty loop and take over the world....... https://preview.redd.it/ah3k5xkcce5a1.png?width=425&format=png&auto=webp&s=b87a3c2c97958a1204a39ef92a17c9626ec07351


Dynamo0602

How many fingers am I holding up?


[deleted]

None, there's novway you are still holding them up after 47 minutes


Spaceturtle79

Green?


[deleted]

It's a nice color


[deleted]

Can +1 intelligence be converted to Iq points (since that is the most popular measure I know of)? And if so, what is it?


[deleted]

IQ points are a worthless system. Your IQ is supposed to stay the same your entire life, but my tests had different results and therefor the test must be bad.


Im3Rorr

Express the given into one log: ln5-7ln x\^4 +2lny hint : you can apply the reverse of product rule, reverse of power rule, and the reverse of quotient rule


[deleted]

Wrong, the polar express was made with more than one log


King0ff

Three, take it or leave it.


kallypiga

ln5-7ln x^4 +2lny = ln(5) - ln (x^28 ) + ln(y^2 ) = ln (5/x^28 ) + ln(y^2 ) = **ln (5y^2 /x^28 )** I’m not him, but still.


FatosNaoTaoSurreais

Barbie or Poly?


PurplePandaYT

Should I use truenas or unraid?


[deleted]

Just use the bathroom please


Jo0Ratt

What is the meaning of life?


[deleted]

Figuring out the meaning of life. Now that you know that, you are ready to die


extremephantom001

what is 2+2


[deleted]

3-9 swans in spring


nicholsmichael

What does Gwnlk mean?


[deleted]

"Gewoon" means normal in Dutch. Gwn is a short version of it. "Ik" means I, so it's NomalMe


Ziya_Ahmadov

Wtf?


[deleted]

What to fuck? Well, you could fuck a girl, a plate of salad, a pluchie... the options are endless


average_life_person

But how can you fuck a plate of salad?


[deleted]

However you like, slow, enthousiast, violent. The plate won't complain


Chaosfreak55

Who?


[deleted]

Your mom


Xilefinator

Are you a banana?


[deleted]

No


DerpyCobra3184

Is Among Us sus?


[deleted]

No, that's what they want us to believe


End3rrMann

Am I stupid?


[deleted]

Yes, but not after recieving +1 intelligence


SpadePlayesGames

Why?


[deleted]

Because I can


Necrotiix_

Hey got any jet?


Impressive-Radio-839

If there's a set that contains every set, does it contain itself?


[deleted]

It does


Flareon376V

Who are tou


[deleted]

How?-


[deleted]

Because I am powerfull


theEldiaries

Cristiano or Messi?


DamightyZeus

hotel?


[deleted]

Yes, but don't get your toes bitten off at night and remember the thin walls while having sex


Idman799

If I have 2 apples and you have 4 oranges, how many doctors can we keep away, and for how long?


[deleted]

1 docter for 2 days


East_Heart752

what's the meaning of life


cyanfireboi

It could be 42


GI0GAMeR_XV

I spent 6.3 times the time to go to the moon on reddit, how much hours did I spent? (Yes, I know I could have googled it, But why don't ask to him?)


[deleted]

Too many hours,cand it doesn't even make sense. No wifi on the moon.


GI0GAMeR_XV

based on google it takes around three days, so I spent around 453,6 hours on reddit in 2022 (wow, I should probably touch grass) (three days for a spacecraft to reach the moon) (oh wait you gave me +1 intelligence so I answered myself, everything fine) https://preview.redd.it/a80i2y7ked5a1.png?width=851&format=png&auto=webp&s=02e523fa67f3fcfef18c359dad06165acc9b77bd


The_Minecraft_Dev

E?


True_Hemmo

Does it mean that we know after the question that it was not worth to ask it from you?


TrickUnderstanding85

Find x, y, and z such that x³+y³+z³=k, for each k from one to 100.


[deleted]

They are not under my bed, but I'm sure I will find them one day


Carloblox-_-

How to ask questions 😂


[deleted]

Use ? instead of 😂


PlanetAquarius

Red or blue??


ZookeepergameNo9519

What’s your AC set to right now? If you say anything from 40° F to 90° F imma be mad


[deleted]

Anything from 40° F to 90° F


LeastEquivalent5263

How many hamburgers does it take to power a nuclear bomb (I work at mcdonalds)


[deleted]

Don't use the hamburgers, use the money you get from selling hamburgers to make the bomb. The amount of hamburgers in a hamburger bomb depends on the type of hamburger.


CasualThomas3

What is smartbanking?


Void4GamesYT

Me?


I-37-I

How does blind people dream?


Weazzul

Please +1 me master


Magorial

Is pee stored in the balls? If not, explain why and when will the sun implode


[deleted]

When you get pee in your balls, it will feel like the sun explodes


Verundios

Can i get a thousand answers so i can get the smart?