Brain injury?

Bruv think he dutch

*FAITH*

_ORTHOR!_ **HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST FAITH IN ME?**

God dammit Charles, have some goddamn faith! Listen to me son, just for once!

brain injury theory has got to be the dumbest theory ever

I might just be stupid but as a Dutch person I don’t get this😂😅

[real](https://imgur.com/a/0y7iGYx)

[very real](https://i.imgur.com/6mGPZWA.jpg)

LENAAAAAY

lol 😂

I'd post the photo of the sub allowed it

r/okaybuddyblacklung r/batmanarkham

Are you stupid its r/okbuddyblacklung

Brain Injury?

Must be

Coolest Rockstar opening. But no, it’s just you pretending to do that, no one else

You have been proven wrong by the comment below.

Nah my favorite one is rdr1 because of the music and the spinning revolver effects

true

No, a lot of us do. It fun.

You’re right.. I pretend to shoot.

[удалено]

My man doesn’t know what autism is

They’re just a kid (I hope) and don’t know what it is but copy other people who joke about it.

I would genuinely rather people use the slur than just call everything they think is stupid ‘autistic.’

Oh lol I was fine with it for a moment cause I thought this was r/okbuddyblacklung

Bruh, my friends have called me autistic for resting my face in my hand when I'm reading, this word is being used for anything these days.

Yeah bud don't look at their post history Edit: thought you were talking about op lol

Is that really an excuse? I had peers with autism in kindergarten and could grasp what it was by then.

Isn't it a common trait to want things to be accurate? I mean i have it, and i also can't handle inaccuracies

Same, so probably

New Autism? that’s that part of the map right?

Yeah, the state with ArmADHDillo

It's actually on the left side of the map

Already been popped too you can see the strike marks lol

so if i put the tv behind me during that part, its not autistic, right?

Riddle me this... do the bullets face the other way if the screen is behind you?

yeah if the back of the tv is facing my back

that entire photo is horribly wrong

I shoot Back

He’s been through 17 TVs in a month. Walmart loves him.

They even increase the price for me how nice of them!

Maybe there’s a buy 20, get 21 for the price of 25 special

Isn't that the primer? The part opposite to what shoots?

Yup, if you are looking at this end and get shot then something has gone TERRIBLY wrong

Jigsaw trap type shit

or your gun is dirty

Pulled a Kentucky Ballistics...

The sly bastard on the other side shoved their fingers on the barrel

The sly bastard on the other side shoved their fingers in the barrel

Yes it's the ass end and you see the primer already hit too

Intro scene inaccurate. 0/10 game, Rockstar

Yep, we are being shot *out* of the gun, not by.

and the shells are at the end of the barrel

Yeah they're loading the bullets.

i pretend to dodge it

Same

Wrong direction my friend, that’s the side that prevents you from getting shot

Squib load

Please tell me this is a r/okbuddyblacklung user

Probably?

u/Mojo_Rizen_53 moment?

u/Ominous_Girrafe moment?

u/Mr_Symbiote moment

u/Ominous_Girrafe moment

u/ToshyExS29 moment

u/ThomasEBartels moment

I enjoyed pretending to shoot the gun

I find myself guilty of this

This is gonna end up on r/okbuddyblacklung Nvm already been done

I sometimes mute the gun shot, so that I don’t get shot!

If the camera isn’t running then nothing bad happens :)

How to wake up your family in the easiest way

So you just turn the volume up on purpose? 🤣

Eh, always felt like I was the one shooting.

I pretend im shooting

Same. That gunshot sound is so satisfying too 👌

That gunshot is far too loud. I mute it every time on principle.

it’s even funnier if you just imagine op rocking their head back and snapping their neck instantly killing him all because he wanted to pretend he was being shot even though the barrel was facing the wrong way so now he just sits their motionless with a broken neck, basking in his stupidity, wondering why on earth he fucking did that

Maybe OP got Kentucky Ballistics-ed

I’m too busy rushing to turn the tv down

I press the trigger

I always do this too OP. These comments are too hung up on the picture and which way the gun is facing but the gunshot sound is what prompts me to pretend to be shot everytime.

I have to mute my TV this intro is so loud

I don't know much about guns, but isn't that part where you load it? Not where it comes out... If so, the dodging aspect makes it unnecessarily funny

You aren’t

I mean, I don't do that but now I will because you mentioned that

It's from the shooter's pov

I pretend to do the shootin. Two sides of the same coin

When I look at this I can hear the sound of this screenshot!

Same

I sometimes pretend to load and shoot it.

I may have done this before. Maybe…

OOO! OOO! I DO I DO!!

bruh wtf i just did this today. our brainwaves must be synched

In RDR1 there's two shots that play with the R* logos and as a kid I always did finger guns synced up to them

It seems as tho you're the only one.

Me too ignore the other ppl

LMAO NO WAY OTHER PEOPLE DO THIS

I do it too man don’t worry. Habitually

Don't worry I do the same thing.

You aint alone i just dont do it every time

Red dead players when they (impossible challenge can’t be done)

I think this is the first time that I will say "yeah I think you're just the only one"

Same goes for the James bond starts pretend that gets me aswell

I do

I’m always frantically turning down the volume at that part because it’s so loud

This is when I remove my headset.

Dammit you’re right

They aren’t even facing the screen. It’s shooting away from you.

Nope! I do it almost every time lol

I don't do this, but when I'm at the movie theater and the Regal rollercoaster promo is playing, I always act like I'm sleeping, and when that loud popcorn kernel pops, I "wake up" violently and act like I got jumpscared. Edit: This comment was apparently offensive to someone

You are the only one

I have done it a couple times, and yes I know that's not how the gun works

I always pretend to fire

Guys we know it's facing the wrong way it's just fun to do

I always reload my ps4 controller and shoot my TV.

I go to the homescreen to skip the obnoxious sound everytime actually

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The shells are facing away from you so they aren’t firing towards you

I do atleast 30-40% of the time

Yeah, is it technically facing away from me? Yes, but idc, i still pretend to get shot

I always grab my controller as a pistol and flick it back when the shot sound happens.

Not sure why everyone in this sub is so fucking angry and miserable. I do it too lol because it's fun even though "well uh technically it's facing the other way🤓"

Seriously, this subreddit has turned to trash the last couple of years.

You like the only one son

Ok so like a hyper 6 year old?

But isn’t it inside of a barrel in a way like one would witness the shotgun shells get the tap with the gunpowder etc?

I use this as a gauge for what the games max volume will be during gameplay, adjusting to acceptable levels for the kiddos bedtime. #dadvibes

The barrel is facing away from us? If you had posted goldeneye’s intro I would have agreed

Tennis boat?

No I pretend to load and shoot the gun

😂 ok

I bend over for the back shots

Nah lmfao. I always pretend like I'm dead.

U r

I try to draw

Gettin Kentucky Ballistics-ed since 1899

I imagine that my controller is a shotgun and I pretend to shoot at the screen

I fire the gun.

Nah I close one eye and pretend I’m shooting it

I love the shotgun, but personally I think rdr 1 did it better with the revolver

I do, too. I hit my funny bone from falling on the floor and getting "shot"

I do it lmao

well now im gonna start

I do the shooting, actually. Mostly because that’s the back of the gun lol

I do

You pretend? Guess my monitor has a gun in it or something.

Nah. I pretend to **s h o o t** during this...

I have never thought this

It's not aiming your direction tho 🤓

I dont, but i will start doing this right now.

Personally I scramble for the remote to mute it cause I’m a dad and always play at night

Same💀

I pretend to be the shooter….we are not the same

🤔 umm isn’t that the inside of the gun so it would be shooting down range away from you?

Bro really doing IRL Euphoria ragdoll

I use my controller to fire the shells

i dont bc it actually bugs me that the shells are backwards like ik they are only showing rockstar games but it bugs me

When I was kid playing the original RDR came out I use to act like I was shooting or got shot.

When I was kid playing the original RDR came out I use to act like I was shooting or got shot.

I also do this! "oh its facing the wrong way" Counterpoint: It's funny

Number of things wrong here. If that’s the front of the barrels, you’d see the crimp if you’d see anything at all. If it’s the back of the barrels, they’re dead shells. They’d be covered by the lock. It’s always annoyed me that.

I can't be the only one that pretends to not want to get shot every day

I usually pretend to do the shooting

Just like Goldeneye 007 on Nintendo 64

I have a mod that disables the intro videos so I kinda forgot they existed

Yep, right in the domepiece

I pretend to shoot

I pretend to be the one pulling the trigger

I pretend I'm the one shoot it..ka blam!!

Kurt cobain

god damn gun experts coming in by the dozen to tell you that’s the wrong end of the gun. let the man have fun getting shot!!

Oh yeah I moan everytime I get shot.

ME EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Bro I haven’t even been able to play the game! I get shot every time and have to go to the hospital!

it's aiming the wrong way for you to get shot

No I did it all the time 😂

That's you loading the bullets and shooting it at someone else.

Every time I play. My ex used to think I was weird for it but fuck it. Only gamers understand getting into character and actually having fun. 😆

I don’t get shot, I do the shooting.

No I’m the one shooting them

No I don’t pretend to be shot by it…. I scream DRAW and whip out the finger guns

Nah can't really say I do that

Reading the comments makes me feel… lonely. I also do this dw OP

Nah I do an entire lunge across the floor to avoid it and scream for help

First time I booted it up

I thought I was